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Shut up! Shut up!
Since it was unusual for guests to appear,
Mr. Shimura has appeared in "Downtown Deluxe"!
That number is 30 times!
Tonight is Shimura's special!
From behind the drifters to at home and outside,
this is all we talk about for an hour!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Mr. Shimura said "let's do rock, paper, scissors!"
Rock, paper, scissors!
It was Mr. Shimura who invented "let's do rock, paper, scissors!"
Amazing!
In addition, "Downtown Club", which admired Mr. Shimura as a friend, confessed its memories!
Because you weren't there!
I called you because I wanted you to call me the most!
You were angry, weren't you?
Surprisingly, you got caught up in it.
Mr. Shimura got angry by himself.
And the night he drank with Mr. Shimura for the first time is...
I think I'm going to lose to him.
A super rare video from 27 years ago!
What does Mr. Katocha say about his eternal rival, Mr. Shimura?
I think Mr. Shimura laughs more than I do.
Maybe!
Best Talk! Mr. Shimura and "Downtown" Merged!
Take a look!
Mr. Shimura's first appearance on "deluxe" was 20 years ago!
It's my first appearance!
At that time, Mr. Shimura rarely appeared as a guest.
In the meantime, he showed us a super rare photo of "the drifters"!
The first place goes to...
28-year-old Mr. Shimura!
Mr. Heitai!
What do you mean?
Here is the photo!
Wow!
28 years old!
It's still a time when five people are doing well!
I knew it!
No, really!
But you haven't changed much since you were 28 years old!
It's true!
It's changed here, but I haven't changed!
No, it's true!
Oh, is that so?
Oh, is it okay to say "is that so"?
Look at this!
Shimura is 26 years old!
Here is the photo!
Wow!
Look at his hair!
But you know him since then, don't you?
He is a little dangerous.
Do you know him?
Yes, I know him. How old is he? 26 years old, right?
Yes, about 26 years old.
26 years old!
It's only been 2 years since he started drifting.
Yes, it is.
It seems that the boom of the East Murayama Movement has just passed.
Yes, it is.
He still has a little room in his face.
He is the same age as me.
Now?
If you think about it like that, your head is totally fine, right?
Yes, it is.
It's totally fine.
There is nothing fine about it!
Why?
After all, it's a little uneasy, right?
Why is it such an unnatural head?
Now, first of all...
Why are you quiet?
Shimura...
What?
Shimura is 27 years old!
Am I Shimura?
Is it a high-heeled apple?
It's a candy! Candy!
Candy! Candy!
He is a kind man!
In addition, there is a precious behind-the-scenes story of drifting with Ikaria!
Yes, yes, yes, Shimura!
When I was drifting, I stepped on a fishing box attached to a roller skate from above my roof and slipped through the roof.
Only the fishing box came off of the set and flew to the audience seat.
I turned around and went back.
This is dangerous!
This is rehearsed, right?
Yes.
It's a two-story house in Geneva.
Yes, yes, yes.
The roof is like this, but I made a slope above it.
I see, I see, I see.
I put a roller skate under the fishing box on top of it and stepped on it and slipped!
That's it!
Already above...
Even though I was scared, I was like "Let's go to the next one!"
And when I got off, I was scared and pulled back, and Senriho-kun got angry and said "This is bad, this is bad."
So in the end, I put a guide around me so that I wouldn't go around, but I was scared.
And now, everyone will do it for sure!
Actually, it was Mr. Shimura's great invention!
In the old days of miya, rock-paper-scissors to decide who pays for the meal.
But because the timing didn't match with the large number of people, I said "At first, it's rock!"
If we all do it together, it's okay.
Until it became popular all over the country, it became the standard of rock-paper-scissors.
Amazing!
You're smart!
Amazing!
I didn't know that!
Amazing!
When we all do it together and drink, everyone drinks a lot.
When we do rock-paper-scissors, we all do it together, right?
That's right!
Let's do it together!
At first, it's rock!
And then we did it on a show.
And then it became popular all over the country.
Amazing!
As expected of me!
Amazing!
I'm proud of my specialty!
As for rock-paper-scissors, he and his good friend, Naoko Ken, will reveal their special skills!
Use your legs like your hands.
What does that mean?
It means that you can open your legs more easily.
I see!
Can you grab something?
We do rock-paper-scissors.
What's that?
Rock-paper-scissors?!
We did rock-paper-scissors a lot.
I'm sorry!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Don't go there!
It's in my mouth!
It's opening!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Wow!
It's opening!
Every rehearsal, Mr. Ikaria gets angry all the time.
During rehearsal, he gets better.
The waiting time is so long that I can't stand it.
Do you get angry all the time?
It's long.
Mr. Takanishi, Mr. Nakamoshi and me appear first.
The first rehearsal is in the morning.
We stay there for 20 or 30 minutes.
We stay there from morning till night.
What do you say to Mr. Takanishi?
I say, "Are you stupid?"
I say, "Who is stupid?"
I say it through the microphone.
You should have waited for me!
I'm waiting for you.
You should have done it earlier.
Don't you get angry at Mr. Takanishi?
No, I can't help it.
I can't do it.
Mr. Takanishi got angry in the morning.
Then, this happened.
In the ending of "Babambabamban",
there were 5 speed patterns depending on how much time was left.
I see.
In the fastest pattern, Mr. Takanishi sang like a speed talker.
I remember it.
I didn't know it at first.
You didn't know it at first?
I didn't know it at first.
A lot of stars and musical notes came out.
I've said it many times, but it's weird.
There is a person who is a timekeeper.
When I asked him, he said there are five rounds.
Once you get first and second place, it doesn't change much.
When you get first and fifth place, it's completely different.
There was a lot of noise.
You should have stopped doing that.
You have to do it no matter what.
You have to do it.
You have to brush your teeth.
It was hard for me.
I want you to just brush your teeth.
What are you talking about?
I'm not singing.
I'm doing it like I used to do it.
I say it's three minutes in rehearsal, but it's one and a half minutes in rehearsal.
It's hard.
There is a person who is a timekeeper.
Are you going to lick me?
Are you a timekeeper?
When you fell in the valley crossing, you fell before Kato-chan. What happened to you?
What was the situation like?
It was an expedition.
Yes, yes.
It was an expedition.
There was a valley.
Yes.
And there was a forest.
We crossed it.
It was about one prefecture.
Yes.
We crossed it.
We crossed a place like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's quite high.
We held a rope and everyone was like this in front of us.
We were like this.
Everyone was like this.
The best was Takagi-san.
Yes, yes everyone was licking me.
But, Takagi-san, you were actually a rubber.
Yes.
And you were licking me while Kato-san was screaming.
Then I was screaming and Iwasaki-san was licking me.
But you burried rubber first.
Yes, yes, yes.
You were angry before as well.
And after that, Mr. Cha...
I couldn't do anything about it.
What happened to you?
My mind went blank.
That's too bad.
What happened to you, Mr. Cha?
I did the same thing.
You did the same thing?
I couldn't accept it.
And after that, due to Mr. Boo, Mr. Shimura was also in a terrible pinch!
Mr. Shimura is four years old!
Here is his picture!
What?
Is it on the right?
Yes, it is.
Mr. Shimura is on the right.
Wow!
That's historic!
And next to him...
That's Mr. Cha, Mr. Cha.
Mr. Cha!
We are a family.
Okay!
Has Mr. Boo been Mr. Boo for a long time?
Was Mr. Boo like this back in the day?
Yes, he was.
Oh, really?
When we were young, we didn't have any complaints.
We didn't have any complaints.
Is that your style?
Is that your style? Talking while laughing like that?
Did you lose your teeth?
Did you eat a lot?
How long have you been fat?
Since when?
Your reaction was the opposite.
Should I eat?
Since you were 9 years old.
Should I eat?
I'm not bad!
Should I eat?
Shimura-san used to be a drifter.
He even took care of Ikaria-san and Kato-cha-san.
2nd place goes to Shimura-san!
When Ikaria-san went to Kusatsu Onsen as a drifter,
he got his own medicine wet and saw a hole in his butt in front of him.
I don't like it.
There was a snow scene in winter.
Ikaria-san's friend got into a car and went home.
I had to do it myself.
When I got out of the bath and said, "Hey, Shimura!"
I saw a hole in my butt.
After the snow scene, I got out of the bath and did it like this.
Did you wait for it?
Yes.
I said, "Excuse me."
I put medicine on my butt and did it like this.
I had to do it all the time.
I brought the medicine back.
Sometimes my girlfriend would catch up with me.
I couldn't let her catch up with me.
If she caught up with me, I would say, "You bastard!"
It must have hurt.
After I did it, I ate.
I did it 3 times.
I did it 4 times, but it was the worst.
Number 2 is Shimura-san.
When Tsukibito and I lived in Kato-san's house,
in the morning, when Kato-san washed his face, he always snorted.
And after that, he always snorted too.
What do you mean?
I was under Kato-san's bed when Tsukibito and I slept.
When Kato-san changed his clothes, he always packed a tissue.
"What's wrong?" "Nosebleed, nosebleed, nosebleed."
And when I did the same, he snorted again.
What do you mean?
If I were him, I would do the same.
No, you wouldn't.
Why is that?
What is it?
Do we look like we live together?
You were busy, weren't you?
Yes, we do.
And you're single now, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
I was also late, weren't I?
Yes, you were.
I have a bad habit, don't I?
Yes, you do.
You have a bad habit, don't you?
No, no, it's already settled, isn't it?
I can't stop talking about it.
It's settled, isn't it?
At that time, my driver was Kato-san.
Really?
I was driving myself.
I don't have a driver's license.
Even if you say you don't have it...
Isn't it obvious?
Did you drive when you moved?
Yes, I did.
Until now?
I lived barefoot for three months.
When I first started drifting, I didn't have money and I couldn't even buy shoes.
I had no choice but to live barefoot for three months.
Did you live like that?
Yes.
Barefoot?
Yes, barefoot.
You look like you're barefoot now.
I'm barefoot now.
Do you call that barefoot?
It hurts because it's barefoot.
I saw you in a TV show.
I got a straw hat and went in.
But you only get it once in a city.
You slip and fall.
There was a guy I used to hang out with.
He went to a famous department store.
I went there to get money.
But I'm tall and I look cool in the elevator.
So I kept falling down the stairs.
There was a girl I used to hang out with.
She was hiding like this.
But I was cool.
So I said, "Let me go!"
With this!
You didn't want people to think you were dead.
You've been a weird old man since then.
Thank you.
Mr. Shimura, who became an official member from a poor moon man.
His fortune must have been good, too.
Do you remember your fortune?
At first, when I just joined DREAM, my salary was 500,000 yen.
Isn't it high?
500,000 yen.
How many years ago was it?
It was 30 years ago.
30 years ago...
Isn't it bad for you?
Isn't it bad?
No, no, I mean...
Isn't it bad for you?
No, it's not!
I'm your senior, you know?
If you just joined DREAM...
Don't say it's bad for you!
Moreover, Mr. Kato revealed the situation of his fortune in DREAM.
Look at how low all the guests are.
My fortune is low...
Well, your fortune is 18 million yen.
It's from back in the day!
So, just by doing business, you make 1.4 billion yen a year!
Just by doing business...
This is a TV commercial.
Are you serious?!
That's cheap!
No, it's not even half of it.
Mr. Cho took most of it.
That's what I'm talking about!
Mr. Cho took the most.
Mr. Cho drove a really good car and trained in a studio.
He got mad at it and...
Mr. Cha and Mr. Shimura...
Sprayed shampoo all over Mr. Cho's car.
The words that came out at the time were...
This is no good!
That's what came out of it!
Mr. Kato was the most popular drifter.
However, it was stolen by...
Mr. Shimura, who loved him so much.
That conflict...
27 years ago...
He was solving it with his Deluxe.
Huh?
I think I'm going to lose to this guy.
And I've been thinking about it for a while.
A lot.
The one who stole Kato-san's popularity was Ken- san of Shimura.
They fought 27 years ago.
Is there such a thing?
Kyo-san left and there were four of them.
They had to do something about it.
And Shimura-san joined them.
Yes.
And in Shimura's case...
He was a boy for about three years.
He was like a disciple.
He was like that.
This is also a rare pattern.
It's unthinkable for a boy to join and become a main member.
It's normal.
When Shimura-san joined...
He said "Kato-san, Kato-san".
Yes.
In terms of position.
Yes.
Now it's like a shield.
A shield or a boss?
Kato-chan!
Don't say that!
Don't!
It was hard for me to react!
What I really want to know is...
How does Shimura-san talk to Kato-san?
He's usually a quiet guy, isn't he?
Yes, yes, yes.
And Kato-san, Kato-san...
Yes, yes, yes.
Kato-san...
He doesn't really talk like that.
I see.
So people say that he acts like he's out and about.
Like, "Maybe Kato does that kind of thing on a daily basis."
Yes, yes, yes.
But it's not like that. He's a very serious guy.
I see.
Um...
He helps people stand up.
I see.
Yes.
Um... He's a very polite and fun guy.
I see.
Yes.
He's always quiet, but...
No, no, no.
That's fine.
That's what I want to ask you about.
And Shimura-san came out, right?
Yes.
He came out a lot, didn't he?
Yes.
Until then, Kato-san would just make up stories and laugh all the time.
Yes.
And when Shimura-san came out, what was Kato-san's position or his mental state like?
It was complicated, wasn't it?
It was, wasn't it?
Until now, you were laughing all the time, weren't you?
Yes.
And later on, when you came out and were laughed at in the same way...
Yes.
Huh?
I thought, "Am I going to lose to this guy?" And for a while, I worried about it or something like that.
A lot of it. After all, more and more of me comes out, right? And I'm doing it, but after all, my laughter is bigger than mine.
"What should I do about this?" You know, there were times like that. But anyway, it didn't work for the whole thing.
That's a very good excuse, isn't it?
It's very active, isn't it? And after all, there was still time for me to feel that way.
It's a difficult part of laughing, isn't it? It's a team play, but it's also an individual play, isn't it?
That's right.
Wasn't there any opportunity for you to recover from it?
Until I recovered... After all, I went out for a drink with Shimura.
After all, I did a lot of things that I usually don't do. And you know, laughter is very subtle, isn't it?
Usually, if you're not on good terms with someone, it comes out quickly, even if you're side by side.
And if you're not on good terms with someone, you hesitate a little even if you hit them.
If you're on good terms with someone, you can go all out. And customers feel that way sensitively.
So I try not to be like that as much as possible.
We go out together and stuff like that.
And Shimura himself feels like he's become a member of the boy band.
I feel like I have to take that away from him.
Speaking of which, we had a fight show once.
And after those five minutes, we had a stage play. We had to do a manzai.
Both of them were so pissed off! They didn't look at each other at all!
Both of them were just talking to the audience! They didn't like it at all!
Right?
Usually, I get hit and tired, but I can't help laughing. "You brat!"
But even if you're weak... even if you're weak, you feel like that, right?
Yes. Yes. If you're weak, you're weak. "Why don't you hit me harder?!" And you get angry like that.
If you can hit me, you should hit me harder!
If you can do that, you can do that! "You brat!"
You can do that!
So it's best not to fight, right?
It's best not to fight, right?
The deluxe special segment, "The Audience Saw It"!
Mr. Shimura's private life is also very interesting!
Last August, at the Azabu Juban Festival, I saw you, Mr. Ken Shimura.
Why are you bringing us together?
I was working part-time collecting garbage.
The crowd was so loud that I was passing behind a nightclub.
Then I saw you in a short shirt and an aloha shirt in front of me, and I was surprised!
And next to me was a beautiful 25-year-old woman who was holding your hand!
When I looked at her without thinking, Mr. Shimura pulled her arm and disappeared into the crowd.
She was living there, wasn't she?
Oh, was she?
Yes, she was.
She said she wanted to see you as her mother.
Is she my mother?!
She's about 25 years old.
She looks like my mother!
I'm surprised!
She said she was holding your hand!
Yes, she was holding my hand.
She appears everywhere!
She's a young woman.
Because you like men, right?
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Around July last year, I saw Ken Shimura at CHANEL in Isetan, Shinjuku.
CHANEL.
He was with a very beautiful woman.
When he entered the store, he had a huge aura.
I thought it was rude of me to stare at him like that, so I went shopping as well.
After a while, when I looked at him again, I was surprised.
He had a lot of paper bags in a chair like an object in the back of the store, and he was sitting on it.
His huge aura was like a small dog.
Even for someone like him, it's not enough for a woman.
CHANEL.
Can you go there?
But men are rude, aren't they?
They wait for you.
I see.
I don't hate it.
It's fine for you to come and buy it, but it's also fine for men who want to go there.
We don't have anything to look at, do we?
He bought a lot of things for himself.
He's waiting for you.
Hey, do you want this? Do you want this?
I don't know.
What does this woman mean?
Who is she?
I don't remember much.
She's strong.
After this, I'll take you to a fancy hotel.
About 18 years ago, I blackmailed Ms. Ken Shimura.
At that time, I lived in Azamu and I was a first- year elementary school student.
A friend of mine told me about Ms. Shimura's apartment and my sister and I went to her apartment.
And I put three letters in Ms. Shimura's mailbox.
The content is "I'm a fan of Ms. Shimura. Please put your autograph in the mailbox by tomorrow.
If you don't, I'll tell everyone at school that Ms. Shimura lives here."
In the next mailbox, Ms. Shimura's autograph was in it.
I was forced to do it.
But as a child, I eventually told a few people about Ms. Shimura's apartment.
You said it in the end.
I'm really sorry about that time. I'm relieved.
This is a bad threat.
I'm sure of it.
I don't like it at school, either.
Let's not do this kind of thing.
If you say it like that, it'll cost you a lot of money.
Right?
But I still care about you.
What?
Come here.
About ten years ago, I went to Ms. Shimura's mailbox.
It was a futon dash.
At the entrance, I said, "Tell me it's okay!"
Ms. Shimura came out of the second floor and said, "Shut up, kid! Go home!"
At the time, I really thought I was going to get killed!
His house was right next to mine.
He'd only just moved in.
He'd come by all the time.
At first, I said he wasn't there anymore, but he said he wasn't there anymore.
"He's here!" I said.
Another pen name late at night...
Shacoji?
On September 9th of this year,
I went to Shimura Ken's house.
"He's here! He's here!" I said.
Around 11 o'clock at night,
I rang the doorbell and said, "I'm a fan, but..."
He's in the bath now, so no!
That's what he said.
At the time, I really was in New York.
Let's stop this!
At night, at night, stop eating!
Hey, you!
Did he give you a name or something like that?
Yes, with Shimura.
Didn't you already know?
No, I didn't stop eating.
His house is close by.
When he came out,
everyone in the city said he was coming.
Shimura Ken is coming!
His shadow is coming!
The kids were very happy, too.
At first, they were like, "Oh, I didn't know you were going to do this."
But now, the kids are happy.
They're not very persistent, you know?
But you should quit, Shimura!
What should I do?
Dagundagun!
Twelve or three years ago, I made a prank call to Shimura Ken's house.
At the time, we were drinking at a 7 o'clock izakaya.
For some reason, the store had Shimura's phone number.
We decided to make a joke and call Shimura Ken.
We really called him.
But it was a woman on the phone.
And that voice was Kyoko Koizumi's.
I was surprised and hung up without thinking.
Shimura-san, what was that?
Anyway, I'm sorry.
You have to listen to this.
Koizumi picked up the phone and called me.
Koizumi's voice was recorded on the phone.
Don't pick up!
There were a lot of pranks like that.
Oh, really?
It wasn't very popular back then.
It was twelve or three years ago.
So Koizumi came to your house?
No, he took the tape and gave it to me.
At work.
I see.
He wouldn't come to my house!
In mid-February...
At 7 in the morning, I saw Ken Shimura in Roppongi.
As usual, as I was walking to the office...
Despite it being 7 in the morning...
Celebrities appeared out of nowhere.
Even if I only remember...
EXILE...
DACHO CLUB...
HANAWA...
KUWANA MASAHIRO...
SHOUHEI...
MOTOFUIKI...
IJIMA AI...
KUWAMAN...
Many members appeared.
This is the rumored celebrity secret party.
In the end, I was curious about who would appear.
Drunken Ken Shimura came down.
His eyes looked like dead fish.
Even so, at that time...
I was curious about what kind of party was being held.
I had a party on my birthday.
What? On your birthday?
Yes.
Is that so?
On your birthday?
Every year, Hide Nakayama does it for me.
I see.
And Dacho also does it for you.
Until 7 in the morning.
It starts at 7 in the evening and lasts until 7 in the morning.
For 12 hours.
It's like a dead fish's eyes.
Is there anything in between?
Is there something like "moeyoshi mochi"?
"Moeyoshi mochi"?
No, we're just drinking.
Just drinking?
Drinking and drinking and drinking.
Talking and talking.
For 12 hours.
In the same place?
No, not in the same place.
In the middle of the party, he puts out a big cake.
And EXILE sings "Happy Birthday" with a capella.
We regret to show you photos of Shimura-san's birthday party.
We had a birthday party in Roppongi.
It was a birthday party?
This is Mr. Shimura's birthday party.
How old is Mr. Shimura?
28 years old.
I'm 53 years old.
Three members of DACHO CLUB told us about their memories with Mr. Shimura.
Mr. Shimura gave this T-shirt to all of us on the stage of "Shimura Con" last year during rehearsal.
It's like Mr. Shimura is there.
I feel like I'm going to explode.
At the end of "Shimura Con", after about two hours of performance, a strange old man comes out.
Strange old man? Strange old man is where we are closest to Mr. Shimura.
If you look closely at any stage, you can see Mr. Shimura standing there.
No matter how many times we did it, it was really nice to see the audience impressed by our voices.
About 15 or 16 years ago, a great show called "Takeshimuken" was created with Mr. Takeshi and Mr. Shimura.
When we invited them as guests, they had their own school and private rooms.
Of course, we're all in the same big room like the other hosts, but those two have their own private rooms, so we have to come out of there.
They've been in the big room since the beginning.
They're playing with their wigs and saying, "Ken, do this," or "Takeshi, do this," or "You guys do this."
One day I said, "Sir," and they both looked at me and said, "Oh, I'm sorry."
Then Mr. Takeshi and Mr. Shimura turned to me and said, "I'm in trouble. I've run away to the bathroom before."
It was also a good memory.
Strangely enough, I've never been scolded.
It's not like, "It's not good over there. It's not good here."
In my case, it's like, "Will you forgive me?"
The only thing I've been thinking about is what I've been scolded for.
Years ago, Mr. Shimura was caught in a robbery.
At that time, I didn't dare to call him because I thought many people would call him.
I didn't dare to call him.
And the next day of shooting, he was angry and said,
Like everyone else called me, only me didn't call.
No, no, it's not like that, sir.
It's hard to respond to the phone, and I'll see you again after shooting, so I didn't call you.
Why don't you call?
You're the most off-the-wall guys!
He said and got angry.
Surprisingly, it was Kamate-chan.
That's when I realized.
The 27 years I spent with you are my treasure.
Let's meet again someday, Mr. Shimura.
Aiiiiin!
After this,
Chidori Daimo talks about the first night he drank with Mr. Shimura.
Sashidere!
So far, it has been sent by the sponsor you are watching.
Recently, Ken Shimura and I drink together once a week.
Because it's already done.
Yes, it's already midnight.
It's a very grateful story.
At first, we got together in the program.
You like alcohol, don't you?
"Yes," I said. "Then I'll invite you next time."
I was really embarrassed.
Really, I didn't know who would come.
I was waiting and Shimura-san got angry alone.
When we met for the first time, we drank for about five hours.
It's rare for Shimura-san to be embarrassed.
Yes, we drank for about five hours.
When it comes to Shimura-san, his way of drinking is amazing.
First, we went to a sushi restaurant.
We went to a Ginza club.
Then we went back to the sushi restaurant.
Why?
It's like hosting a sushi restaurant.
It's like holding a pair of scissors.
A sushi restaurant is like a woman's sushi restaurant.
Yes, it's like a woman's sushi restaurant.
I'm very happy to be a senior.
So, even when I'm listening to a serious joke like that...
I know I shouldn't laugh.
I don't need to laugh.
It's a serious story.
I know I shouldn't laugh.
But, after midnight...
No matter where I look, I look like a real daffodil.
Thank you very much!
Shimura-san's rare private photos and funny episodes...
He talked about them a lot!
First of all, this person!
Shimura-kun, 5 years old!
Here is his photo!
Which one is it?
Oh, it's this one!
It looks like a Yatterman hat!
This is the first one.
Really?
It's the first one.
Are both sides your brothers?
That's right.
I'm the youngest.
So the top one is your dad?
That's right.
Your dad has a bit of an idiot in him.
It's because the picture is old.
Shimura prefecture, elementary school, second year.
I want to see it.
Here is the picture!
He looks smart.
What is this?
His hairstyle hasn't changed.
It's nostalgic.
It suits you!
Was this your grandfather's barricade?
Yes, it was.
He looks smart.
Seriously.
It's cute.
He doesn't have a weird face.
Not in human history.
I haven't done this face yet.
Shimura prefecture's favorites.
First of all, this.
What is it?
He's dead!
There's no one to take pictures of him.
He's sleeping in the bedroom.
This dog is sleeping with him.
He always looks like he's about to die.
Right?
He's taking pictures of himself.
No one is taking pictures of me.
You should have a dog take pictures of you.
You can't push a dog.
Shimura san, how many dogs do you have?
Four.
This man has a car for dogs only.
It's not like that.
He's a little crazy.
He took all the seats in front of me.
Only for dogs.
When we go for a walk...
Hey, get in!
Okay!
Dogs will get sick again if you get in the car, duh!
Shimura himself!
The first class man's first class goods!
This photo is exciting!
His acquaintance made him eat grilled meat.
As expected, first class men get first class goods!
Let's see!
Isn't this amazing?
I don't know, but I know it's expensive!
Right?!
This is grilled meat.
A jar, a plate...
The one in the middle is a umbrella stand.
Umbrella stand?!
Wow, that's amazing!
Did you get this?!
Yes!
I heard it's expensive because it has a cammon in it.
No, that's the head!
It's a cammon!
I said it's a cammon, but it's the head!
It's a cammon!
This is it!
This is it?!
You don't know the price, do you?!
I don't know.
I made it with a special tube, so I don't know the price.
Ken-chan, what did you do to get this?!
The top of the back shelf is like a little drifter's!
You're a middle-class man!
I said it's expensive!
Because it's downtown, you can do it!
The impact of working with Mr. Shimura is a big hit!
Why is it downtown?!
Mr. Shimura laughed it all off,
from his young downtown attitude to his harsh comments!
But inside, there's also a crazy "tobacchiri"!
It hurts inside!
Is it bald?!
It's not!
Six or seven years ago, I saw Kouji Matoba on a deserted island in Parao.
I discovered Kouji Matoba coming down from a boat with his diving buddies and reported to my male friend that "Kouji Matoba is coming!"
Then my friend shouted "What? Kouji Matoba?" and asked him back.
Just then, unluckily, Kouji Matoba passed right behind my friend.
Kouji Matoba, angry about being called away, pulled his face towards his friend.
That distance was three centimeters!
It took him about five seconds to cut his eyelash.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Kouji Matoba, ignoring me who was desperately apologizing, left silently.
Kouji Matoba's friend, stunned, said "I thought I was going to be killed!"
Then, I saw Kouji Matoba running like a kid in a rented house with his buddies and friends.
I felt something scary in a different way.
Kouji Matoba, do you still have that deadly eye that can shorten a person's life span by three years?
Do you remember this?
I was the one running in a rented house.
It wasn't me who was staring at him like that.
That's not true!
It was three centimeters and it was like this!
My sister often gives me sexy lingerie, but she doesn't have a bra top or a zipper on the front of the underwear, so I don't know when to wear it and I don't wear it even if I get it. I'm sorry.
Has it changed a little?
Yes, it's sexy lingerie, so for example, there is no bra top.
What do you mean by "no top"?
There is a bottom part, but there is no top part.
Does that mean you loved it?
I loved it, but I have more things that my sister doesn't use.
What do you mean "sister"?
For example?
For example, things you can't say on TV.
What?
What do you mean "sister"?
Tell me!
I'm embarrassed.
I was surprised.
Tell me!
I don't know.
I was about to say it.
I was surprised.
Ken is my senior.
It's not a fast-forward button.
Mr. Shimura is always having fun on stage.
However, at the meeting in the dressing room, his shocking appearance that he doesn't usually show was recorded.
The last report is from this person!
At the meeting in Shinura Prefecture, his voice was extremely low.
Please forgive me for my bad personality.
I don't say "wow" that much.
You don't say it out loud.
Isn't that too small?
I didn't drink it.
Anyway, Mr. Shimura loved comedy.
Even his life was full of laughter like comedy.
Mr. Shimura is in first place.
I thought it was beautiful to see women's bodies illuminated by fire. When she came to the room, she surrounded the bus stop with candles.
But when they tried to cross over, it was hotter than expected, and there was a lot of noise, and the atmosphere became very bad.
Before that, women's bodies are often illuminated by fire.
So I thought about it, and when I was in the bed room, I put a lot of things around the bed like this, turned off the lights, and called out.
But it was very good, and it was decided.
But when it's over, it's a little uncool, but it's amazing, it's a bath now, and I put it all around the bus stop, and I put it on fire and bought it.
So I went to the bathroom and took it off, and I thought I'd go, but I couldn't take it off again.
I took it off and said, "What are you doing?"
Two days later, when I went to the bathroom and tried to spit it out, my stomach was loose and I spilled it on the floor.
I thought it wasn't good and sat in the toilet, and now it smells bad.
The weather is beautiful.
Two days ago, I went to a golf course and it was Japanese style.
The concrete was like this and Japanese style was like this.
It was unpleasant.
I thought I'd spit it out, but it smelled bad.
I thought it wasn't good and sat in the toilet, but it smelled bad.
The weather is beautiful.
I didn't know who was coming, so I bought a tissue and cried.
When I was in the bath, a cockroach came out of the drain.
When I got up in shock, I hit my head in the shower.
As soon as I got up, I rubbed my butt with a faucet.
When I tried to kill myself with a hot water bottle, I got caught in my own feet.
Feet!
I was doing a one-man show.
Cockroaches are very weak, aren't they?
It's like this.
There's a chair, a faucet, and a shower.
There was a drain here.
When I took a shower, I thought it came out of here.
I thought, "Wow!" and stood up.
When I ran away, I thought, "Wow!" and stood up.
When I came back, I thought, "Wow!" and stood up.
When I took a hot shower, I thought, "Damn it!"
When I ate in my own place, I thought, "Wow!" and stood up.
I was caught in my own feet.
My head, back, and feet couldn't go in the bath.
And I couldn't kill myself.
You couldn't. You lost.
That's amazing.
But I was doing it in my own way.
I used to drink and compete with Riona Hazuki.
When I got drunk and went home, I didn't have a cell phone.
If I didn't have a cell phone, I would panic if I couldn't get in touch with anyone.
I got sober in an instant.
In the end, I forgot it in the store.
Since then, I've been trying to have two of the same cell phones.
If you don't have it, you can't make a phone call.
That's right.
And you don't remember it.
I don't have a computer, so it doesn't work.
So I thought of getting a driver's license.
But I didn't know that, either.
I couldn't do anything.
I didn't know that store, either.
What should I do? What should I do?
Since then, I've always had two of the same cell phones.
With all the names on it.
If you don't have it, you're in danger of losing it.
So if you exchange your cell phone with someone you met for the first time today, you'll put in both of them at the same time, right?
I can't do that, though.
You can't put in both of them?
But if you put in both of them at the same time, you'll put in both of them at the same time, right?
One of them you have in your bag and one of them you don't have in your bag.
So you have to carry one of them with you all the time.
Because if you meet someone, you'll be like, "Huh?"
Don't die! Don't die!
That's not it!
That's not it! So you'll ask for their phone number, right?
So you'll go home and put in another one of them, right?
No, I always carry two of them with me.
But you'll lose your bag, too, right?
I'll never lose my bag.
That's weird!
Wouldn't it be better to just keep one of them at home?
No, no, I'll leave two of them at home and I'll carry one of them and I'll be like, "Huh? I don't have one of them. That's weird."
Then I'll put my own number in my head and ring it.
It's ringing. It's ringing.
My bag was like...
And my dog was like...
My bag was like...
And my dog was like...
And my bag was like...
Next week's Deluxe will bring back a story that will make you lose your mind!
I have to do it like this.
I have to do it like this all the time.
I was like "Uwaaah!" and my sword went "Gah!"
I have to do it like this.
Uwaaah!
I have to do it like this.
Thank you for your laughter!
Uwaaah!