AISubs v3.5
Our first guest is Mr. Ugaki Misashi!
He was doing Bravia when he was a teenager.
Thank you for the food.
Where are you going?
This is when he was still an office worker.
What's wrong?
Go home!
You're cute.
Go home!
"Entertainers' Annoying Notes"!
When a guest reveals that they're annoyed by their daily lives in their notes...
I'm more annoyed by you this time!
I've never been told that I'm cute!
Minami Takahashi is annoyed by her husband!
Takumi Kitamura is annoyed by his co-workers!
And...
That's enough!
Misato Ugaki is annoyed by her beauty!
I'm angry!
The studio is annoyed!
"News Master" is annoyed by his hands!
I don't care about that.
I don't care about that kind of detail.
And...
Everyone is annoyed by Kuro-chan's shaving episode!
You're using it all for tobacco!
You're the worst!
He's here today.
A surprise appearance of a man in his 90 million years!
The studio is annoyed!
Annoyed!
I can't reach you no matter how long I stand!
That feeling is strong!
Let's go!
First of all, this "annoying" theme.
"Annoying" in reality.
For me, in a convenience store,
milk and bottle labels
have to be facing this way
in order for me to be annoyed.
That's terrible.
When you push out a bottle,
you can see it turning a little,
but for milk,
it has to be facing this way, right?
Because it's near.
Because it's near!
The cup of miso soup
has a lot of filament.
I know!
This...
Why does this come here?
This probability!
The fridge at home
is all facing this way, right?
The fridge at home is all facing this way.
Cute.
It's just miso soup.
Cute.
Ms. Uwakusa, do you have one?
In a city, there are a lot of conversations
and people saying things
that make you think.
For example,
the "cute, right?" question.
Cute, right?
"Fuwafuwa-san" is cute, right?
No, no, not at all.
Yes, this!
What's wrong with you?!
It's definitely cute, right?
I think you probably know that it's cute.
No, no, no!
Yes, this!
No, no, no!
It's fine, it's fine!
It's fine, right?
Rather, "thank you" is definitely better.
I see.
I wish you would just accept it.
No, no, it's really cute.
No, no, I...
At this hour?!
Isn't that cute?
Of course it is!
It's super cute!
How about now, you two, who were idols?
I understand it very well.
But I think it's a waste of time.
Thank you very much.
But Mikiti, you're cute, right?
Yes, I am.
That's a good one!
I'm more irritated about that one!
Why is that?
Of course it's this one!
Because you're raised to only say 'cute'.
I've never been told I'm cute!
Of course you have!
You're kidding me, right?!
How about you, Uwagi-san?
I think you'll get angry if you say this.
It's common for old men.
I think you'll get angry if you say this.
But it's better if it's shorter.
I know you're having sex.
I know it, but I think you'll get angry if you say it like this.
She's angry!
She's really angry!
She's angry!
How about you, Kuro-chan?
I drink salty dog.
You drink salty dog?!
Don't drink it!
Don't get water from it!
Don't get water from it! Just salt!
Just salt! Don't lick it!
Please allow me to drink salty dog!
Drink it!
I drink salty dog,
and because it has salt on the rim,
so I lick it,
but when I got back from the restroom,
this girl screamed,
You're licking my glass!
If you're licking it, you're licking it when you go to the bathroom.
But I've seen it on TV.
You're licking it without permission.
I've seen it in real life.
But if you say "kya" when you see it, you'll feel like you've become negative.
So I hope you'll let me lick it afterwards.
Yes, I heard you.
Wait!
Did the camera work?
Did everyone's feelings work?
Did it work?
Is there anything you're worried about?
When people see me, they say I'm from Tokyo University, so I can read this.
Or they say I know this.
And I have a cell phone, so I can ask for help on my cell phone.
But I use Wikipedia.
You know this, don't you? You're from Tokyo University, right?
Every time I hear that, I think I should google it.
Now, Kimu!
There's a lot of things I'm really irritated about.
I've been waiting for you for a long time.
I was given this notebook, and I wrote like a gravure idol.
Wow!
I'm so happy about this show!
You wrote a lot of things.
At a soba restaurant in Canada Airport,
an old woman called someone who hadn't come yet.
Look, you know that?
But she didn't know where it was.
It's LCC, so it's on the third floor opposite the counter.
Soba or something like that.
It's LCC, so you know where it is, don't you?
It's on the third floor opposite the counter.
But it was on the second floor.
I couldn't find it no matter how long I waited!
That kanji was written all over it!
I was watching TV.
One day, my daughter went somewhere far away for work.
She called her parents and said, "Let's watch a video letter of gratitude."
She put in the video, and my daughter came out and said,
Dad, Mom, thank you for everything.
I wrote you a letter with gratitude.
I'm going to read it now.
A letter in a video letter?!
Which one is better?
I'm glad.
Sometimes there's a bad taste.
He's really angry.
He's really distracted.
What about you?
Stir-fry fried rice and put it on the counter.
Wash the frying pan and then serve it.
That's too early.
I want you to serve it a little earlier.
Even at the cash register, there are people who return it and then hand it over.
I'll do that after I get home!
That's right!
This program is brought to you by Suzuki and the sponsors you see here.
There's more?
There's a lot more.
You can eat it as a side dish and you can eat it as a snack, right?
Of course!
Most of them are like that!
You're not even doing anything!
Is there more?!
There's more?!
In the tourist area with the wings growing out...
Ah, I know!
You take pictures of them, right?
I do take pictures of them...
But they're definitely a little off!
I can't tell which one is which!
There's no one who takes pictures of me!
There's one more over here!
There's so many of them!
There's a lot of them!
There's one in an animal park...
There's a meerkat on top of a meerkat that doesn't have a meerkat!
There's a prairie dog on top of a prairie dog that doesn't have a prairie dog!
What in the world is going on?!
In a restaurant...
Two old men are having katsudon and I'm having yakisoba!
Should we order some ramen too?
It's not basketball!
Then why is it basketball?
I'll tell you later!
What in the world is going on?!
In Shinkansen...
The people in front of you...
They come and knock you down with their fulls!
That's fine!
That's fine, but...
If you meet someone who knocks you down with their fulls three times in a row...
All three of you are bald!
This bad probability...
This bad luck of yours...
I can't say it!
I'm bald!
Newsmaster can't say it!
I don't care!
I don't care about that kind of thing!
Thank you very much!
Misato Fugaki will be participating in the "Hell's Quest Grand Prix"!
Famous entertainers will be experiencing "hell" for the first time!
"Hell"!
Tonight, from 24 hours and 9 minutes, don't miss it!
The next "Iraira" theme is this!
"Iraira" "Iraira" "Iraira"
The members "Iraira"!
First of all, this person!
And moreover!
The members "Tegoshi" "Iraira" "Iraira"
"Iraira", what's up?
Well...
Tegoshi...
Yes, Tegoshi...
He brings a cow to the dressing room.
Oh!
Well...
During a concert rehearsal...
Or at a concert venue...
He brings a dog...
During rehearsal, everyone dances, so it's dangerous...
Yes, yes...
But...
A very cute dog comes...
And...
It's not connected?
It's not connected.
Oh!
And during a conversation, the manager is alone...
Oh!
And...
It comes like "kunkunkun"...
Because it's cute, everyone goes "oh, yes, yes"...
And...
He's talking seriously, but his ankle is licked...
Well...
It's not connected...
What's up with you?
It's not connected!
And...
What he wants to say to us...
Yes...
Well...
Look...
The manager says...
"It's not connected"...
It's scary, isn't it?
Is it scary?
It's not connected!
It's scary...
But you should say it, Tegoshi...
It's scary...
It's not good for you to be there...
Yes...
If you say it directly...
It's scary, isn't it?
What's up with you?
Well...
I wanted to say it on TV...
Is there anything else?
Well...
My hair used to be red...
Yes...
And...
Red tends to fade away...
So...
It became red...
Then it became blonde...
Yes...
And...
As soon as it became blonde...
Tegoshi turned it red...
So...
When I entered the dressing room...
I thought...
He took it!
I thought...
He took it!
I thought...
He took it!
I thought...
He took it!
We asked Tegoshi about it.
We asked him about Tegoshi's behavior that makes Matsuda-san angry.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'll give you an explanation of the topic.
To the camera...
I'll do something you want me to do.
First of all...
Why did you bring a dog to the set?
Dogs live alone. It's different from cats.
Basically, if you don't take care of it, it won't be good.
So I brought it to the set.
I don't think it's important.
The news manager carried it on his lap.
Or the president of a concert company.
Even people who aren't that important are petting it.
They're petting it.
That's how...
This dog...
The atmosphere of the set...
It's calming and healing everyone.
Matsuda isn't petting it either.
Oh, you surprised me!
It hugs you.
I think I like Matsuda's dog.
I hate it!
You have a bad image, don't you?
No, I don't.
Next...
Matsuda is being copied by God.
What is happening?
I don't care about it at all.
I'm not human to care about such small things.
Do you have an image that your hair color is light blue now?
No, I don't.
Hey!
But when I was blonde, my hair color was the same as Emma's.
Why do you talk like that?
Tegoshi gives advice to Masta, who is easy to get irritated.
When I go to a coffee shop, there are water drops in cold water.
I wipe it with a dry tissue.
I think it's hard to do it, but I do it all the time.
Getting angry or irritated is tiring, isn't it?
That's why I don't like being irritated.
But if you get irritated, you'll have fun in the next life.
If you get irritated, you'll have fun in the next life.
This is amazing.
When I watched this video, I became a very small person.
By the way, how do you relieve stress?
When I'm stressed out, I eat.
I've been eating lunch and dinner at school.
How many do you want?
Three.
Three is suspicious.
Yus Masuda.
Eating stupidly releases stress.
Masuda Sakai Sakai.
All up!
Masuda Sakai, who starred in "Drama", "Voice", "110" and "Emergency Command Room"
Filming ended safely on this day.
Thank you for your hard work.
I cranked up.
So...
Shall we go?
During filming of "Drama",
Masuta-san, who had been playing a role for a long time,
became a big fan of fried chicken that he wanted to eat when he cranked up.
I heard you'd take me out for fried chicken today.
I've been thinking about fried chicken for about three days.
So...
While filming of "Drama",
Masuta-san, who had been playing a role for a long time,
became a big fan of fried chicken that he wanted to eat when he cranked up.
This is it.
This is the prize for "Fried Chicken Grand Prix".
The prize for "Fried Chicken Grand Prix" is "Nakatsu Fried Chicken K".
This is a specialty of fried chicken that has won six prizes in the national "Fried Chicken Grand Prix".
Now...
Only fried chicken?
Thigh meat.
Thigh meat is good.
Wow, it's good!
I want a beer.
You should eat vegetables first.
Wow, it's good!
I'll take the first prize.
It looks good!
It's good!
Let's eat!
At this rate, Masuta-san won't be able to stand it anymore.
I'll eat the breast first.
I have to eat all kinds of it.
Let me show you.
All menus are different.
Wow, this is it.
Wow, it's good.
It's good.
Wow, it's good.
The liver is good, isn't it?
This is good.
Can I have one more?
So, for Mr. Matsuda who loves fried chicken, he has prepared one more option.
Shimbashi Dining Bar Tower.
For this fried chicken, there is a reason for taking Shimbashi's salaryman.
Wow, it's big.
It's good.
This volume is 900 yen.
It's a fried chicken with Shimbashi's salaryman's stomach.
For the second fried chicken, Mr. Matsuda eats a lot.
How does it taste?
It's good.
Wow, it's good.
Is it good?
It's good.
Mr. Matsuda said only "it's good" after all.
It's good.
Wow, it's big.
I ate about 20 or 30 fried chickens.
Really?
It's big.
You were in a movie with Mr. Kim.
Yes, I was.
How was it?
It was perfect.
There is a cute scene, and there is a lot of action scenes.
It was so good.
At the beginning of the scene, Mr. Karasawa said...
Mr. Karasawa was late due to a heavy traffic jam.
During that time, he kept talking...
How was it?
I'm nervous.
Did you break it?
No, it's okay. You don't have to feel like a big brother.
Oh, I see. I'm nervous.
While saying that, he said his greeting...
"This time...
I'm happy to work with my favorite Mr. Karasawa!"
This guy is out of order!
So you can't hate him?
Yeah.
And then you hit him hard.
Don't look at me like that!
So you guys drink together?
Yeah.
We do go out a lot.
He does tell me a lot.
Yeah, we do go out a lot.
And I think you know this already,
but he never tells me where his house is.
And when he doesn't tell me where his house is,
it's not like he's just telling me where his house is.
He doesn't even tell me where we're going.
He doesn't tell me!
It's not like he's just telling me.
And he doesn't even get in a taxi in front of us.
He doesn't even show us which way we're going.
There was a time in elementary school,
when he suddenly started talking like a teacher.
He doesn't do that anymore!
Isn't it sad?
When you're excited and want to go home,
you can't just get in a taxi in front of you.
He suddenly started talking like a teacher,
and you're like, "Oh, I walk home."
And you walk home.
What does that mean?
Why?
There are people who don't know where their seats are,
and there are staff who don't know where their seats are,
and you're like, "Oh, where does Masuda-kun live?"
And you're like, "Oh, where does Masuda-kun live?"
No, no, no!
What a person who doesn't show off!
No, no, no!
He doesn't show off!
When Miyasako asks me what I'm going to do after this,
I say, "No, nothing."
I'm not that kind of person.
It's not like I'm trying to steal anything,
but there's a famous mask maker called Milmascaras,
and he never takes off his mask in the middle of the night.
Even after a match, he wears a mask and a suit,
and he doesn't even take it off near his house.
I see.
On the contrary, because he goes home with his mask on,
his house is exposed.
No, no, no!
- If you take a little... - I'll take it with my hands!
What about you, Tamura-kun? You're active in the group, too.
Well, we're also in a band, four of us.
I want to compete with something.
Well, for example, what will you do for dinner today?
I say, "Anything is fine."
No, let's split it up.
So you'll have ramen.
Then you'll change jobs.
Wait a minute.
Should I pay in cash?
It's hard.
Anything is fine for me.
Is it okay for you to eat curry?
I'm telling you!
No, it's fine.
But before I end it, I have to say it honestly.
He's a serious guy.
He's a good guy.
He's like, "I won! I won!"
I won over here.
And of course, our first guest is the fluffy couple!
The group that's getting attention in Harajuku right now is "fua fua"!
In their exclusive theater near Harajuku station, they do live shows and fashion shows.
Even girls of the same age are getting a lot of support from them!
Furthermore, this person was in a regular show with them!
"Then I'll give it a try!" "Wait a minute! I haven't even started yet!"
This "fua fua" is an idol group that's getting a lot of attention in Harajuku right now!
How was "fua fua", members?
This Momoka Tsukada is really stupid. She's too stupid!
She comes up to me and asks me, "What song is this?" or "What number is this?"
But her part is completely different, her singing style is different, and her standing position is completely different, too!
Why don't you just let me quit?
You can't do that!
Look at the camera and say, "I'm graduating!"
I won't do it!
I won't do it! Stop it!
Muron-chan has been watching you for a long time. What do you think of it?
She has a good impression of me and people say I'm funny, and I'm good at impersonating people, too!
That's bad!
You should do something like that.
I'll do Pikachu's "Ki" and "Ra"
Ki
Pika pika!
Do
Bigu bigu!
Raku
Ki
Raku
"Ki" and "Raku"
Bigu bigu!
If you do that, you'll graduate!
You can't do that! Stop it! You can't do that!
I said "Ki" and "Raku" but "Ki" and "Raku" are the same!
Your song is different!
I didn't think this would happen!
There was something different!
There's a song called "Arabia Night" by an Arabian singer. Can you sing it for us?
"Tapamina" is an AKMU song.
Next one.
It was a little funny.
A little funny.
That's good.
You were the general director.
Was it hard for you?
Well, I was in charge of connecting members and staff.
When I think about it now, I get a lot of stress.
In a big concert, 200 or 300 people are on the same stage.
For example, in one song...
It takes 30 minutes just to say where the chorus is.
It's one song.
It's hard!
But in order for it to go smoothly, everyone has to stand there.
But girls eat and talk next to you.
I think I'll be called out in 30 minutes.
They decide the time allocation on their own and go for a massage or a meal.
Takara city, south of Takara city.
The intense scene during the AKB era is here.
Tokyo Dome park.
Even though it's five days before the rehearsal, the girls are not nervous at all.
You're really cute, Yuna.
If you do... If you go home...
Let me hide you.
If you do... If you go home...
Do your job and go home when you get off.
Go home when you get off.
I can't dance like that!
That's a famous line!
If you do... If you go home when you get off...
That's a really powerful image.
It's not powerful!
You lost a lot of weight, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
When I was a director, I gained a lot of weight.
I lost weight to the point of being surprised.
It's really heavy!
It's crazy!
35.5kg!
It's about 148cm, so it had to be about 43kg.
But I realized it was about 35kg.
Fujino-san, what about you?
In the moms era, Tsunku-san came.
We danced together and it was really long.
Tsunku-san would start dancing all of a sudden.
It was long and I...
Tsunku started dancing!
He would start dancing all of a sudden.
Hatake came out of nowhere.
Hatake-san...
Hatake-san has nothing to do with Hello! Project.
Hatake is important.
But you were a leader, weren't you?
I was a leader.
You were a leader!
Yes, for 25 days.
That's not much!
That's a lot!
I was taken away with Shouji.
You were like that at the time.
Popular actor Takumi Kitamura is in a big hit!
The reason is...
Masuda Takashita is in a Saturday drama.
"VOICE" "110" "Emergency Command Room"
It's a tragic appearance.
He's a half-dead and half-dead suicide.
KUSHINIKIBA SHONGEKI NO RASUTA
Saturday at 10pm! Don't miss it!
Here is today's "iraira" theme song!
MIUCHI NI IRAIRA
First of all...
RYOGO MATSUMARU!
ANI NO MENTALISTO DAIGO NI IRAIRA
What does it mean?
RYOGO MATSUMARU, a student of Tokyo University who caused a mystery-solving boom!
By having RYOGO MENTALISTO DAIGO as his older brother, he seems to have a lot of "iraira" in him.
He is my older brother, right?
So we sometimes go out for a meal together.
When we go out, we always get advice.
I saw that recently, but if it were me, I would have done it like this.
Mentalism-wise, I think this is the right answer.
There are things I think about, and I explain to DAIGO that DAIGO and I are different.
Even if I say that, I say "No, psychologically."
It sounds like one thing, but it's actually different.
This is what it says in this paper, right?
What made you aim for TODAI?
DAIGO and I have a complex about DAIGO.
Didn't your older brother go to TODAI?
DAIGO just received TODAI, and he dropped out of it.
That's what I saw.
And in order to beat DAIGO, if you join TODAI, there is a world that DAIGO couldn't see.
I joined TODAI because I thought I could win against DAIGO.
When I joined TODAI, I got a call from DAIGO.
I'm glad you joined TODAI. Congratulations.
However, you have only studied TODAI.
It's tough, isn't it?
It's tough, anyway.
So I said, "Let's find out what I'm good at or what I can do," and the riddle time began.
Then it became a boom and the book sold.
And when I said, "The book sold,"
Congratulations, I'm glad the book sold,
but my cumulative odd numbers haven't gone up yet.
He's definitely lucky!
I'm so angry!
He always gets one mount.
What about you guys?
We're all together and we all have terrible memories.
What's that?
In the morning, my father and mother said, "We don't have a key."
No, you were there and she was there.
Seeing each other hate each other, I just looked at it and said, "These guys..."
In the morning...
There's no key!
But there's something you want to ask Matsumura- kun.
That's right. It's connected to the idea of forgetfulness.
For example, I also do music.
During a live show, all of a sudden, all of the songs I sang suddenly disappeared.
That happens.
Those two are really upset.
That happens a lot, really.
Those two weren't singing properly!
I was waiting!
I was waiting for the mic properly!
I also do music, right?
I'm sorry! I was busy studying!
You're a humanist, right?
How can we train our brains?
I want to know!
In order to learn something, you need to repeat it every day.
For example, in a script or in a song,
there are people who listen to it all day and study it overnight, right?
That causes you to forget it right away.
If you want to do that, instead of listening to it a hundred times a day,
it's more effective to listen to it once a day for a hundred days.
Ejima-san, what do you think?
When you're an elementary school student and you have homework,
I don't know if it's because you're a boy,
but it usually takes you three or four hours.
I'm already irritated!
But if you write it down for a moment, it stops.
If you write it down for a moment, it doesn't stop.
But for me, before my son's concentration, it's Shouji's concentration.
Is that so?
I'm almost always first place in my grades.
I always get zero points.
I always get zero points and when I get two digits, I'm like, "I did it!"
My parents are giving up on me so much that I can't even say a word in my grades.
You're stupid!
That's right, I really can't do anything about it.
So does studying have any meaning?
It does!
I mean, I can be on TV with zero points, you know.
You're making fun of her!
I'm sorry.
How do you make her do homework?
"Do it! Study it!" is the opposite.
What?!
Popular student Ryogo Matsumura will teach you how to study!
I don't know how to study.
That's true.
Takumi Kitamura's appearance, animation movie "Hello World" will be released on September 20th!
What is this?
The stage is Kyoto in 2027.
High-speed SF youth love story with an overwhelming worldview!
How do you make your students do their homework?
There is one way you shouldn't do it.
"Do it! Study it!" is the opposite effect.
Most students don't want to do it because they don't know how to do it.
On the contrary, you need an effort to make them understand.
In my case, I was told to skip what I didn't know.
For children, it doesn't matter if you spend one, two, or three hours on a problem you don't know.
So I skip what I don't know and teach only what I know.
After that, I teach what I don't know.
Is there anything you don't know, Ms. Uwaki?
I've studied abroad and studied English before, so I know a lot of things.
For example, "Do you have this?" or "I don't wear clothes like that," or "Do you have this cosmetics?"
I was told "acceptable" the other day and I was like "what?"
I was like "well, it's not bad."
I wasn't like "can I have it?" and I was told "what?" in English.
I was like "well, it's not bad."
"What do you mean?" I was asked.
How about you, Shiranai? Do you have anything to say to your family?
When I say "let's think about it together," they say something amazing.
They say "buy a dog," and I was asked "what do you want?" and I said "a pitbull," which is a bulldog.
When I train it, it becomes chubby.
As a result, I said "what?" and it became a pomeranian.
It's the opposite!
It's completely different.
It's like it's winking.
It's cute!
I've heard of it before.
I was asked "what's your name?" and I said "I like Oscar," or "I like Brad Pitt, so I like Brad Pitt," and as a result, it became a raccoon.
It's completely different!
How about you, Takamiya-san? Do you have anything to say to your wife?
I don't have a bad personality, which is why I'm married.
I'm 45 years old this year, and my body is quite chubby.
I think I should lose some weight.
I'm in my 40s, and it's normal for me to be chubby in my 40s.
First of all, I'm very irritated about it.
Second of all, I get nose hair in weird places.
What do you mean?
Nose hair comes out of your nostrils, right?
That's what people call "nose hair," right?
It comes in from here.
That's not nose hair, is it?
It comes in from your forehead.
Oh, really?
It comes in from your forehead.
That's because you're too chubby and it's sticking out.
It comes out of your nose.
There's something I want to say.
When I drink and come home, I sleep on the sofa.
You don't take a bath?
I don't take a bath.
But I hate it so much that when I say "take a bath,"
they say "you're drinking too much, you'll die."
That's true.
They say "you'll die," so I say "come in and die."
Scary.
Scary!
It's written in my savings account, too.
For example, August 26th,
I don't say when my husband comes home.
August 28th,
Even though I'm tired, I don't come home. Why?
August 30th,
My husband wakes me up and says he's hungry.
I forget my husband's wallet.
What is it?
I can work, but my private life is really sloppy.
But you know your husband, right?
I know him. We're good friends.
Takamina said a lot of things,
but I've heard a lot from my husband, too.
I'm sure your husband has that opinion, too.
Takamina says he gets excited when he's drunk and says it's annoying.
He gets excited when he's drunk and sleeps in the elevator hall instead of going home.
He said something like that.
But you two are close, right?
Yes, we are close.
But we get irritated every time we meet.
One day, I received an email.
I'm so happy to meet you and your husband.
I'm so happy to make friends like you at this age.
Thank you!
Suddenly, I received another email.
By the way, Takamina, when will you introduce me to a woman?
Introduce me to a woman.
I see.
That's why you said "thank you" once.
You sent me a good one first.
No, I don't know.
Introduce me to a woman.
Is "woman" really okay?
Introduce me to a woman.
Takamina gets irritated with her husband and Kuro- chan.
Yes, I get irritated with Kuro-chan and my husband every day.
Recently, I found a person on Twitter.
She is very popular.
When I see her, I feel cute and healed.
She is a plastic surgery man, Mr. Allen.
Who is he?
Mr. Allen.
Isn't he handsome, Mr. Allen?
Is he real?
Yes, he is real.
He looks like a doll.
He has a nice beard.
Doesn't he look like Mr. Vanilla?
How much does it cost?
It costs 90 million yen for plastic surgery.
What?
Isn't he handsome?
Isn't he handsome, Mr. Allen?
He pursues beauty and has this kind of face.
Is there a monster today?
Mr. Allen!
Mr. Allen, a man of 10 million yen who Minami Takahashi wanted to meet, is here!
Is there a monster today?
Mr. Allen! Mr. Allen!
Mr. Allen!
Good afternoon!
Don't you have anything better to do?
I like a humanoid face.
I wanted to get rid of my human side.
You have a very nice face.
Thank you.
Is there a monster today?
Mr. Allen! Mr. Allen!
Absolutely not.
Can I ask you something?
Mr. Allen, what do you do for a living?
I don't have a job. I've been working part-time for a long time.
Is that so?
How do you make money?
I make money from a big sponsor.
That's great!
You make it very clear.
You have many customers.
They stay in nice hotels and get nice estee every day.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
Basically, there are four or five of us in stock.
We are there as insurance when a fat person gets angry.
But some fans have given you 100,000 yen as a taxi fare.
What?
Is it true?
Absolutely.
This morning, I received 30,000 yen from a fan in Shinjuku.
I was very grateful for it.
By the way, what do you make money from?
Of course, I make money from "perfect beauty".
I didn't know you had something like that.
You should have said "perfect beauty".
How much money do you make from a big sponsor?
We have a fixed base.
We make 500,000 yen a month.
What?
500,000 yen?
That's great!
That's amazing!
500,000 yen is too little.
We make 1,000 to 1,500,000 yen a month.
1,000 to 1,500,000 yen a month?
Yes.
That's great!
You don't have to do anything.
You don't have to drive a car.
You don't have to go out with someone.
You don't have to do anything.
You don't have to give me 5 million yen.
You don't have to do that.
Sometimes and sometimes not.
Everyone will accept you because of your beauty.
How about you, Senagawa-san?
I think it's a good way of living, but I get irritated.
You should have done something about it.
At first, I wanted to make a statue of David.
But now I don't know how to do it.
When it comes out, everyone will think of it.
The next one is...
Kuro-chan is irritated.
First, this person.
End!
That's right.
Shin! Shin! Shin! Shin!
You're noisy!
We often fight.
When we enter, we say "Good morning, Shin!"
I got it, Shin!
When I say something, they say "That's boring, Shin!"
They say "Shin! Shin! Shin!"
When I say "Shin!", they say "Shin!"
Don't say "Shin" there!
Why did you say "Shin"? "Ka"?
No, I don't need "ka".
Why do you say "ka" after "Shin"?
What are you so bad at?
"Shin" is over.
For example, Kuro-chan's annoying part is...
My annoying part is...
Even at this age,
I'm making money in the entertainment world,
but I'm still getting money from my parents.
When I heard about it,
the highest amount I got was 250,000 yen a month.
Recently,
I got 110,000 yen and I'm spending it all on camouflage.
It's the worst, isn't it?
Normally, if you make this much money, you'll be happy, won't you?
That's right.
You can go on a trip with your parents or buy something.
No, but if you do that,
when parents can't help their children,
many people die of starvation.
I won't die!
So I want you to live a long life, so I'm still
I'm doing my best to show you that I'm a growing family.
So, I'm begging you, just make one good part of it.
What?!
You just said it!
I'm begging you!
But it's funny that you're doing it for that money.
Right?
Ms. Uwakusa, what do you think of this kind of person?
I'm getting goosebumps.
Are you saying you're conscious of me?
I'm sorry.
That's funny.
Now, here's the last sexy female!
Honestly, she's sexy!
First, this person!
Yes, Shiragawa.
She always has a bad timing and makes me angry.
You've done a lot of Yoshimoto exercises, haven't you?
Yes.
What?! I don't know!
No!
You've done them, haven't you?
Yes.
Ohioi?
No, no, no.
Ohioi, ohioi, ohioi, ohioi!
- I don't know anything about it. - Didn't Matsumoto say "move"?
Didn't he say it?
It was like a four-day drama.
First, you two gave a press conference.
Then, Kato-san got excited and said something refreshing.
Then, in a wide show, Matsumoto-san and Higashino- san and Okamoto-san's press conference.
For four or five days, it was like "what's going to happen to all of us, drama entertainers?"
And of course, I also wanted to talk to Shoji.
It's not like "what are we going to do?", but I wanted to talk to him as a duo.
On that dramatic four or five days, he wasn't in Japan during the summer vacation.
Is there such a thing?
I just got back from Los Angeles.
I called him many times.
I texted him as well.
He didn't answer me at all.
Then I got a message on my iPad.
I went into a flowing pool with my cell phone and drowned.
Amazing, isn't it?
I didn't care about it.
When I got back, I wrote a blog about my summer vacation in Los Angeles.
I didn't write it because I didn't want to be criticized.
But two weeks later, I wanted to write it.
I wrote "summer memories" and "Los Angeles is fun".
I wanted to write it like that.
Two weeks later, I wrote it.
I put up with it for two weeks.
I didn't want to be criticized.
I wrote "summer memories" and "Los Angeles is fun".
How was your summer vacation?
Did you do it with your family?
Yes, we did it with my family.
How was it?
I watched it in various ways.
Did you read the news?
Yes, I did.
But I couldn't do anything about it.
You couldn't do anything about it.
When you came back, you looked worried.
I asked you what you would do in the future.
But you were very cheerful.
You were dancing.
When I was dancing in the crowd, I hit him!
I'm glad he drowned.
As a senior, how do you feel about Shouji?
One day, I was wearing the same coat as Shouji.
And he kept telling me how cool I looked.
I thought, "If it's like that, I'll wear the same coat somewhere else."
So I took him home.
I said, "Thank you!"
He was so cool!
I texted him and said thank you.
And about a month later, it was his birthday.
I was looking at Twitter and it said, "Mickity bought you a coat as a birthday present!"
Why would he buy me a coat?!
I don't know if Shouji requested it, or if Mickity bought it as a rival.
Or if he thinks I'm lovey-dovey.
It's all about timing.
The timing is always important.
I'm really happy about Mickity's pregnancy.
I'm really happy about it.
But when I think about it, it's like I'm doing a solo concert and making up stories.
That's right!
You don't say anything!
That's right!
When I'm making stories, I'm making babies!
That's right!
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Nobuna Shuei gets furious on social media!
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"Celebrities on fire plan"!
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