AISubs v3.5
The mats are changing all the time.
It's like a toy for foreign children.
It's true!
Toy Story! Toy Story is coming out!
Everyone is up so you can't move.
You can't move.
But it's still in the middle.
This is not the final form yet.
For the first time in six months, watch the TV revival of the mats!
The mats keep evolving.
Even for his father, Masumi Kuwata!
But my dad is starting to worry about the mats.
They are getting bigger and bigger.
I think I'll take this one while I'm sleeping.
Can you do that?
No, I can't.
I can't move!
Also, the unknown home of the mats!
The TV revival of the shocking food life!
Also, pay attention to this person!
The first one is Kimura Kiyoshi, the president of Sushi Zanbai!
This is how you do it.
Speaking of sushi…
Sushi Zan…bai!
It's hard to say.
It's messed up at the end.
But you didn't say "sushi" that much!
I don't know what "sushi" is.
The first TV revival of tuna this year!
The highest price of 3.3 billion yen!
60 million yen!
This is great for businessmen!
This is red meat, isn't it?
But is it okay to eat red meat?
Because we want our customers to be happy.
Right?
It says "big red meat".
But for businessmen,
if you want to be popular,
you need to get a bonus or a salary.
I'm sorry, president, but I don't know what you're talking about!
President!
You've had a lot of fun, haven't you?
Yes, I have! We had a meal together.
You were talking!
I was talking to myself for a long time.
But I didn't know what you were talking about!
And you took me to a club.
And you sang karaoke alone with a microphone.
The karaoke song was a song that changed the age moneta!
You're a vitality person.
I don't know what you're talking about!
And you took me to a hot pot restaurant.
And tonight, for the first time ever,
Newlyweds Tosaka and Junichi live a lonely life apart from their wives!
And their dad, Nadar, has a scandal with a woman!
I heard you went to China for a massage while you were at the theater.
I don't know! I don't know!
I heard you kissed a woman.
No, I didn't!
First of all, this guy!
Here it is, here it is, Matt!
Matt! Actually, the TV has been out of service for half a year.
It has come back beautifully and powerfully.
Are you ready, everyone?
Matt's face has changed since then.
This is from 2017.
22 years old.
Doesn't it look bad?
No, it's this face!
It's been a year.
It's been 200 years.
It's like a toy!
You've processed it, haven't you?
No, I haven't.
I haven't processed it at all.
You mean you took a picture of it, right?
Yes, I did.
I'm sorry, but you didn't get a plastic surgery, did you?
Not at all.
It's all makeup.
I see.
How long does it take you to put on makeup?
It takes me three hours, from waking up in the morning to going out of the house.
You can watch Part 2 of "Harder, Harder, Harder".
What did you do for half a year?
I ran out of battery, so I was charging it.
You ran out of battery to feel better?
I couldn't move anymore.
What are you talking about?
It's a toy, so...
Oh, I see.
It's his toy.
He's trying to steal my battery!
You must have done something in between, right?
Yes, I did my skin care.
I also did my eyelashes.
You did 450 eyelashes!
How much does it cost?
My dad told me not to talk about money.
That's what your dad said!
What do you think, Daigo?
You have beautiful skin.
People over there have dry skin, so they use beauty products.
I see.
How do you take care of your skin?
I showed you earlier, but this is a light called "heat light".
Just by lighting it up, you can get rid of acne and stains.
I see.
It's very easy.
You do it regularly?
Yes.
Doesn't it hurt?
Not at all.
I see.
Did you practice makeup art?
No, I draw it all by myself.
I always draw it on my eyes.
I see.
You can draw it anywhere.
So you make your face like a campus?
That's right.
Can you do makeup on anyone?
I can do it.
What?
Can you do makeup on Matt?
But you need some experience.
I like that!
What do you mean "experience"?
Are you a president of a young age group?
No, I'm not!
Matt, you shouldn't do this!
Matt-san, you want to be one of them, don't you?
So, Dongri-san, what do you think of this beautiful mat?
Well, I'm told that I can be myself, so...
You're lying!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
No, I'm sorry!
No, I want to do it!
Excuse me, can you go buy some juice at the convenience store?
What do you do for a living?
Well, I like looking at cosmetics and make-up products,
and I collect them.
But my staffs often tell me, "You don't need to do that, so you don't have to do it."
I don't usually do heavy makeup.
You don't wear much makeup.
Even when I'm shooting...
Ah!
Is this a cosplay?
What?
Cosplay?
No, this is...
It's frustrating!
Ms. Cho, what do you think of this picture?
You're bad!
What do you think of this picture?
To be honest...
Well, I'd like to do make-up like you someday.
That's your wish, isn't it?
Look at this picture!
You're bad!
What do you think of this picture?
You can do it!
What do you think of this picture?
Well, I have a pretty low face.
No, you don't!
No, you do!
No, I have a high back.
I don't sing at all when I was in "Morning Musume."
Ah, I see.
I don't sing at all.
But you're the only one in "Morning Musume."
You're the only one in "Morning Musume."
Wait a minute! What does your dad think of you like this?
Yeah, my dad...
It's not negative at all...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Hey, your dad should dress up for you, too!
You're the only one in "Morning Musume."
But my dad hasn't paid much attention to me lately...
Oh...
Well, when I play golf or something like that...
It's easy to get sunburned...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
And I've got more bags...
Oh, you've got a lot of bags...
So next time, I'll drink some alcohol and while I'm sleeping, I'll take this off...
Oh, you can do that?
No, I can't...
What do you want to be in the future? What's your goal?
Well, I've always liked angels since I was little...
Angels...
Yes...
Have you ever seen one?
I've been sticking them all the time...
Yes, I know...
You should ask him properly!
No, no...
You've been sticking them all the time!
Since you were little...
Since I was little, I've been sticking them all the time...
You've got a ring of angels here...
A ring, too...
It's dead...
But there's also that unexpected plan...
This is our private show!
Cooking at home!
Shocking food show!
It's 8 in the morning in Kuwatake's kitchen.
We were able to film Matt's daily life.
What are you doing here today?
I just finished my makeup in the morning.
I'm going to make breakfast now.
Matt is about to make breakfast.
What is he going to make today?
I like meat, so I'm going to make fried chicken today.
I love fried chicken.
He loves fried chicken so much that he eats it in the morning.
He's been eating it a lot, so he likes it.
It's my first time cooking at home.
It's also my first time cooking in the kitchen.
It takes 10 minutes to fry fried chicken.
Fried chicken in the morning...
Matt's breakfast is ready!
Don't you eat a lot?
No, it's an easy win.
He can't eat 5 fried chickens by himself.
He can also eat fried chicken with a fork and knife.
How elegant!
Eat it with chopsticks!
It's delicious!
I haven't shown you much of me eating.
It's embarrassing!
Even though he is embarrassed, Matt eats a lot of fried chicken!
15 fried chickens and 2 bowls of rice!
It's 8 o'clock in the morning and he is still eating white wine!
It's finished!
I thought breakfast was over, but there is something he is heating up in the toaster!
It's here!
This is my dessert!
The dessert is bread covered in chocolate!
It's delicious!
Matt eats a lot of food in the morning and it doesn't suit his appearance!
Don't you gain weight?
I didn't gain weight in the first place, but I ate a lot of food and it wasn't enough for me.
Is it okay for you to eat a lot of oily food?
I fry everything in olive oil, so I think it's healthy.
Matt loves fried chicken, but when an actor, Hayato Sano, starts eating it, what is his favorite food?
I really like ice cream!
There are 6 ice creams in a box, but I ate about 18 ice creams in the morning and afternoon!
18 ice creams?!
He is keeping it!
It's amazing!
I have been living alone, and I have always wanted to eat ice cream in the fridge.
But now that my mother is not here, I want to do something adult-like!
I got a part-time job when I was five years old.
I didn't get much for five years old.
Yes, yes, yes.
After this, Kimura, president of Sushi Zanmai, apparently had a shocking ups and downs of life.
I was told that I was the one who ran the karaoke box.
What?
Next is this person!
Kimura Gyushi, president of Sushi Zanmai!
Sushi Zanmai is now in his 285th year.
Wow!
At that time, he had a great life.
Yes.
In January of this year, he was killed by a tuna auction held in the Toyosu market for 33,360,000 yen, which is the highest price in the past.
Kimura Gyushi, president of Sushi Zanmai, laughed out loud.
Kimura Gyushi, who now earns 28.5 billion yen per year and is called "tuna king",
had a great life until he got here.
In 1952, President Kimura, born in Chiba Prefecture, had a poor childhood.
To support his family, he worked part-time from the age of five.
It was a childhood when he raised rabbits and pigeons and sold them.
Then, in middle school and college, he dreamed of becoming a pilot and joined the Air Self-Defense Force.
However, again and again, due to an accident during training, he was injured and joined the Self-Defense Force.
President Kimura, who had a dream of becoming a pilot, later decided to work for a sales and production machining company.
There, he made use of his communication and sales skills and became independent at the age of 27.
After becoming independent, he came up with innovative ideas from his life experience and launched a total of 80 or more businesses.
However, due to President Kimura, who was full of pure luck, even more difficulties arose and the bubble collapsed.
Due to the collapse of the bubble, President Kimura decided to let go of all his businesses with a debt of 1.5 billion yen.
However, President Kimura did not give up!
Based on his experience of handling fish at a frozen food company, he decided to run a sushi restaurant with the little money left.
At the time, he opened a 24-hour, year-round sushi restaurant, "Sushi Zanmai", which was unthinkable at the time.
Let's hear the legend that President Kimura has left behind tonight!
Did you start working part-time when you were 5 years old?
I didn't get much money when I was 5 years old.
I bought chicken and rabbits and raised them.
Once every two months, I would buy one rabbit from Tsukuba University.
Please let me have one.
I'll give you one for 20 yen.
Huh?
20 yen.
40 yen.
20 yen?!
You know what I'm talking about, right?!
Why did you join the military again?
I didn't have money.
That's right. You were in the military.
It's far to go to school in October.
It's far to go by bicycle, so I went back by train.
Then it costs money.
I thought I wouldn't be able to become a pilot if I didn't spend money.
My teacher taught me.
If you know...
You know what?
Let's take care of your grandparents.
No, no, no!
I didn't say that!
I did it for you!
This is just a part of it, but...
Well...
That's right.
I'm the one who runs karaoke boxes!
That's what I was told.
Really?
That's right.
If I say this, it'll become a boastful story, so I don't want to say it to anyone!
It's a reality problem! It's true!
No, no!
Karaoke boxes...
Yes!
They didn't exist until then!
Why did it become karaoke boxes?
At first, I didn't make them to do karaoke boxes.
At first, I was a fisher,
but I had too many containers!
Containers!
Containers can be bought for 30,000 yen!
If you do the interior,
you can make a motorbike for 300,000 or 500,000 yen!
So I made several rooms,
and opened them!
The first customer was a police car!
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!
Huh?
I thought a police car would come in,
but you had a whistle!
What's a whistle?
A whistle?
You had a whistle!
I don't remember having one,
but I heard it in the back!
So I said, 'Wait a minute,'
and I was taken to the station!
I don't understand anymore!
What did you say?
To put it simply,
I said something I shouldn't say,
but I said it anyway!
Is there a law like that in karaoke?
No!
Motels are not allowed!
Right!
So you can't do it!
At the time, there was a bar and a snack bar!
Snacks are not allowed in karaoke!
But it's karaoke, right?
There was a gap!
So I took a shower in the snack bar,
changed my bed to the sofa,
took a shower,
changed my bed to the sofa,
and put my bed down!
No, you can't do that!
So I thought it was a motel,
but I was taken to the station!
I can't do it!
So I took a shower,
but I said it anyway!
Boss, this show has 15 episodes!
Tomatoes, President Kimura's rice balls, rare tuna sushi, and the studio is packed!
It's so good!
It's different from what I expected!
It melts in my mouth.
President Kimura has done more amazing things.
Here it is!
President Kimura destroyed a pirate ship.
That's right!
Did you fight with a pirate ship?
No, I didn't fight with a pirate ship.
But let me tell you something.
What do people live for?
What's wrong with you?
What do you live for?
There are many people like you.
What do you do for?
I asked him.
A pirate ship came and took fish.
Another ship came and threw garbage away.
I asked him and asked him.
How about it?
Can you give me money?
This is good business.
But you can't make people cry for that.
That's right.
But they were also made to cry.
That's why you should catch more fish.
Not just fish full of flies, but because there are a lot of fish.
Yes, it's fresh.
You should catch them.
Even if you do, you can't sell them.
Ah, I see.
That's why in ODA, everyone goes from other countries, and the refrigerator is also from Japan, but this refrigerator...
If you put fish in it and think it will change to money, it will rot.
I don't think it's a good refrigerator, this refrigerator.
President, I'm bored.
Don't be bored!
Ah, you love tuna, don't you?
No, I love tuna and salmon so much that I make sushi at home about 3 times a week.
You make it yourself?
I make it myself and I make it with my children too.
Ah, it's beautiful!
Ah, it's a camera!
Ah, it's a child's picture!
But all of these pictures are lies, right?
Why would they be lies?!
Ask the president!
Why would they be lies?!
It's changed! It's changed!
It's suddenly you!
That's right. This isn't a lie either.
But if you make it yourself, the rice will be too big, and if you eat it in one bite, it will become loose and fall apart.
So I want to know how you can easily make it at home.
How to make it delicious?
I want to know how you can make it delicious.
But is it the president who thought about tuna so much?
Eh?!
Is that so?
Huh?!
Is that so?!
No...
Is that so?!
To tell you the truth, it's a lie!
It's a lie!
Well, it seems like President Kimura has a request for you all.
Here it is!
I've thought of a new menu for tuna!
Everyone, please eat it!
Yay!
It's hot!
For the first time on TV!
Instead of tuna, President Kimura is recommending a super rare new menu for tuna!
It's tuna!
This is the head of the tuna!
And this is the meat of the tuna!
This part is really precious!
It's only 300g of tuna from 100kg of tuna!
It's really delicious!
It's better than a big tuna, isn't it?
It's better than a big tuna!
And if you eat it normally, it's a little stringy, so you can only eat it like this!
If you eat it like this, you can only eat it like this in Japan!
That's right!
I know what you're saying!
I love you!
I love you, President Kimura!
I know you're with me!
If you're with me for a long time, you'll know!
And you eat it like this!
Do you eat it like this?
You eat it like this!
What does he eat it like this?
It's delicious!
Delicious!!
- It's different. - It's red, but it melts.
- The fat is beautiful. - It melts in your mouth.
- It's delicious. - It melts in your mouth.
- Please be nice to us. - Please sing for us.
- It's so delicious, I'm in trouble. - What?
- What are you saying? - What are you saying?
- That's enough. - What? - It's cold.
- Speaking of which, Sushi is delicious. - Sushi is delicious.
"Zunikahagashi Otoro" is on sale now.
You can eat it tomorrow. Please enjoy it.
This program has been brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
The man in the sweater!
The man in the shirt, Nataru!
Nataru!
You married a woman who called you "master" when you were 13 years old.
Thank you!
How old was she?
In the end, she was 40 years old.
She heard I was 27 and was 40 years old.
That's a bit of a fraud, isn't it?
You said you had something to talk about when you were about to go say hello to your parents.
Right.
There was a time when I was going to my parents' house to say that I had someone I married.
I said I'd say it and she sent me a message saying "There's something you have to say. There's something you're hiding."
She was crying and said "I'm sorry."
She said "There's something you're hiding."
She said she was 27 years old.
She said "The truth is, I'm 40 years old this year."
She's pretty old.
She's pretty old!
She's at least 30 years old!
She's 27 years old.
I couldn't swallow it.
We were having a meeting and I was sweating and said "She's 40 years old."
But she's really beautiful.
Even if you say she's 27 years old, I think you're right.
But you're older than her.
How old was your wife's father?
My wife's father is 80 years old.
There were a lot of things.
I just thought of it.
What do you mean "jab"?
"Jab" is really good when you make it with rice.
But it's like "dashi" first.
It's like "dashi" first.
Now that I think of it...
The strangest thing for me is...
I like black buses.
And my daughter was really happy when her dad took her on the bus.
And it was 53 centimeters for the first time.
It's quite big.
It was really amazing.
I've never seen anything like it.
I asked for a picture of it.
If you're 27 years old, you'd imagine your daughter would be 5 or 6 years old.
But my 18-year-old daughter...
She was really happy when she took the bus.
Your daughter is big.
My daughter is big?
I don't know where the bus came from.
In March of this year, a girl will be born.
And she's working as a good father for her child.
You're fast today.
She said "yes".
Is it good?
It's good, isn't it?
Do you say "baby"?
I'm sorry about that.
For his wife, who has a hard time raising her, he helps out a lot when he's at home.
I'm saying "thank you" to my wife and my food.
I said "thank you for the delicious food".
It's helpful.
There are bubbles flying.
Bubbles are flying. Oh, it's true.
Oh, oh, oh, wait a minute.
Oh, I'm busy, I'm busy.
What are you doing?
I know, I know.
So, I know you want me to stop, but...
Can we go for a Chinese massage while we're in the theater?
You know nothing about it!
I know nothing about it!
Chinese massage?!
I know nothing about it!
I've heard of it!
What?!
So, while we're in the theater...
I know nothing about it!
It's open for about two hours...
and we go somewhere with our masks on...
I know nothing about it!
It's old-fashioned!
Chinese massage is fine!
What's the big deal about it?
Chinese massage?
Chinese massage is fine. What's the big deal about it?
What?!
This is crazy!
Right!
Isn't it a Chinese massage?
Isn't it a normal Chinese massage?
Does it have anything like that?
I have no idea.
Does it have any such service?
No, it's not a service but rather...
you're the one who did it like that.
You're the one who did it like that?!
It's way before we get married.
Hey, you're going too far!
We're going!
You haven't married yet.
Anyway...
You've been in Kumamoto before.
Kumamoto?
I feel sorry for you, Jiro-san.
Why do you feel sorry for me?
Why do you feel sorry for me, Jiro-san?
Jiro-san, it doesn't matter.
Recently, I went to a club in Okinawa.
Terere.
What is "terere"?
I went to a club in Okinawa.
Otake-san said...
Otake-san said what?
Otake-san said you were kissing a girl.
What?
No, no, no.
You were kissing her cheek.
When Otake-san asked you to stop it, you answered him.
When why?
You had a fight.
You asked him not to let your hand out of her mouth.
Did you do that for a moment?
Did you let your hand out of her mouth?
You should have learned how to say "comply" in advance.
You should have let your hand out of her mouth.
I've never heard of it!
Tsuji-chan recently gave birth to four children! Congratulations!
Yes, I'm a boy.
Can your older sisters help you out?
My oldest sister can carry me and help me out.
She's 12 years old now. She's the same age as me when I joined "Morning Musume".
So she really helps me out a lot.
Like giving milk to dogs.
You're like a grandpa.
No, no, no, I'm not like that.
Dogs, dogs, dogs.
Dogs, right?
Dogs are like that.
So you help out with housework.
Yes. My oldest sister is into baking bread.
She puts bread together with her hands and let it ferment.
This is French bread.
It's really good!
This is castella.
You didn't buy this, did you?
I didn't buy it!
It's really good!
It's from a bakery.
You really know how to make it.
Yes, I do.
It's amazing.
Tosaka-san recently got married.
Yes, that's right.
Wow!
We've heard about this before, but your wife is still in Hokkaido, right?
Yes, she's in Hokkaido.
They're separated.
Tosaka-san is living in the city with his wife.
I'm sorry.
You must be lonely.
Yes, I am.
It's the first time on TV for him to live a lonely life with his wife.
I got married in March, but I haven't lived with my wife yet, and I'm alone.
So I'm going to make rice now.
First of all, I'm going to cook the rice.
Please cook the rice.
He doesn't have anyone to talk to, but Mr. Okamoto who makes him talk about rice.
And he checks the TV he was on until the rice is cooked.
I think it's a little undercooked.
Should I do it a little harder?
Mr. Tosako who is reading and writing down his thoughts.
Meanwhile, it seems like the rice is cooked.
It looks like it's cooked well.
This is what my wife made for me.
And this is what I cooked with the rice.
Thank you for the meal.
I'm a little sad.
You're not going to move in yet?
I'd like to move in, but I need to make more money.
That's what you said, didn't you?
I'm not moving in yet.
You check the TV a lot, don't you?
I check it little by little.
I check it once in a while to see if it gets better.
But it hasn't improved at all.
How many points do you want for today's recording?
About 20 points?
I don't think so.
Thank you!
You'll see it in the second half!
Watch it!
There's no potential for it.
Isn't the TV a little far away?
The TV is a little far away.
It's a little sad and it's hard to watch up close.
It's hard to watch up close.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're sorry?
Why did you apologize?
Somehow, I feel like I've been chosen.
I'm sorry.
I want you to tell me the 20 points difference!
It's hard for me to breathe.
It's hard for me.
After this, the members who will stop the camera will complain about Mr. Donguri!
In addition, it is obvious that the bat has an unexpected habit!
Now, here comes Mr. Donguri!
Mr. Donguri, you're really moving by yourself!
There's even a black dog behind you!
You were self-made, weren't you?
I'm human!
59-year-old actress Donguri!
In 1980, she got a job at a securities company at the age of 20,
but she had a dream job!
She wanted to be...
an entertainer!
Mr. Donguri wanted to be an entertainer!
She saw a recruitment board of a kindergarten in Yoshimoto that she saw in town and tried to enter,
but it was rejected by everyone around her.
If she had entered Yoshimoto at that time, she would have been in the same season as Downton!
And as time went by, Mr. Donguri quit the securities company.
Will she change jobs at a talent agency at the age of 40?
At the age of 50, she will try to become an entertainer again!
After 30 years, she will enter NSC!
She will walk her second life as an entertainer!
The motivation at the time was "Kara Kara Chiki Chiki Pepper"!
Mr. Donguri's story at the time was...
I'm a first-year student of Pikapika!
I'm studying coloring!
At the age of 50, she will try to become a first- year student of Pikapika!
After that, Mr. Donguri will work as an amateur actor!
She will also participate in the play "Hazamaza", in which Kanpei Hazama plays the lead role!
She will also become an actress!
At the age of 57, Mr. Donguri will...
Don't stop the camera!
In 2017, her movie "Don't Stop The Camera" was a huge hit!
Not under the name "Mr. Donguri", but as an actress, Yoshiko Takehara, she starred in the movie and had a breakthrough!
Let's have Mr. Donguri, who has lived such a hard life, tell us a lot about himself!
I've seen all his stories and contacted him as well.
"Eneshi" is divided into interesting classes.
"A" is funny, "B" is funny, "C" is funny.
Nishino was in "A" class.
Mr. Donguri was in "B" class. He was also in "Senbatsu" class.
He was very active in that class.
Where did you live, Nadaru?
I'm in "C" class.
You're in "C" class! Don't sit here!
You tried to join "Eneshi" when you were 21, right?
Yes.
So you joined "Eneshi" at once.
You're in the same class as us!
Who is that person on the far right?
He just left high school!
I'm not in high school! I'm in "A"!
You're two years older than me!
Dongru, you're a little older than us, but did you aim for NSC?
After I joined the company, I was worried about whether I should quit the company or not.
So I gave up.
After that, I went to see a movie with a customer.
You appeared in "A" while you were studying.
Yes, I appeared in "A" while I was studying.
I was watching "A" while I was studying.
You appeared in "A" while you were studying.
I couldn't forget it.
I thought it was funny.
Did you appear in "A" while you were studying?
No, I didn't!
I was ordered "squid".
I asked if it was "kazunoko" and they said it was rotten squid.
It's not funny at all!
You're a college student, so you can't help it!
You can't help it!
Was it an audition to stop the camera?
It was an audition.
I was going to study.
You went to get it.
Yes, I did.
When I went to get it, I played a river.
The one that appears in "Makuma".
Yes.
It appears and says "it's hot" and "it's cold" and "it's hot".
I was supposed to fly in "Makuma".
When I asked what role I played in the audition,
the director looked at the river and thought it was pitiful not to film it.
She's laughing a lot.
What kind of river is it?
I'll do it.
It's hot today!
What are you saying? It's cold!
No way, it's hot!
It's because you're popular!
Can you do it again?
That's enough!
Mr. Tonguri is accused of being a member of Kametome!
I don't know what to say. I can't read the atmosphere.
I went to the dressing room or the waiting room and said nothing.
Suddenly, "What do you think?"
What was it?
Which one?
Which one do you mean?
When other people were talking in order at the stage greeting,
Tonguri suddenly said "Ah!" after a few words.
The person who was talking from behind was cut off in the middle and ended up eating.
I feel sorry for him.
He imitates me.
Sometimes he imitates me of kappa.
Suddenly, he starts imitating me.
I look at his face and say "What are you doing?"
Then, he says "This is kappa."
Ah, you are imitating me of kappa.
He does it quite often.
He is confident in imitating kappa.
That's all for Tonguri.
First of all, you are accused of not being able to read the atmosphere.
Yes, I don't think much about it.
When I remember it at the stage greeting, I say "Ah!"
I try not to say that Director Ueda is publishing a book.
Excuse me, Director Ueda is publishing a book.
If I remember it, I say it right away.
Otherwise, I forget it later and say it.
Even if you say it while you are talking, it doesn't matter.
If you remember it.
You imitated me of kappa.
You said you were confident in imitating me of kappa.
You made me look like I couldn't read the atmosphere.
You said you couldn't read the atmosphere.
I will recover.
That's all for Tonguri.
Let's go!
Your expectations are really low!
If that's the case, you can do it, right?
No, I can't do it.
You can't do it, right?
I can do it.
You can do it, right?
I can do it.
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From my dad!
Your dad?
I don't know.
We have a message from our father, Mr. Watamasumi and Mr. Matt.
Our Matt has a habit of buying too many things and is in trouble.
He buys food and even Sunday goods every day by online shopping,
and our dad is stuffed with a lot of cardboard boxes.
He buys cardboard boxes as business sized, and it doesn't decrease at all!
I wish cardboard boxes would be enough cardboard boxes for him to use for a lifetime!
Honestly, I wish it would stop!
From our dad and our son!
It's like, I'm worried about things like Amazon.
See, see, see!
When I'm at Amazon and I have one left, I want to buy it.
And when a new product comes out, I want to buy three instead of one.
I bought a lot because I thought it would become popular.
Wow!
You can talk!
I use it pretty much every day.
Matt, you use tissues?
Matt also takes off the oil once before makeup, and that's why I use tissues.
Matt?
I use it a lot when I'm wearing makeup.
Matt uses tissues?
Matt always uses tissues.
This one is better than this one.
This one is soft, isn't it?
It's easy to use.
Soft ones are better.
Members come out!
Members.
Members of Masquerade at 26 claimed by Bruce Lee.
Rin-chan is the youngest in the group and is cute like a baby, but there is something I don't understand.
Rin-chan likes to hear the sound of cars driving in the city and school classes.
She often does her makeup while listening to the sound of school life.
To be honest, it's scary.
In particular, she likes the sound of a train running and listens to it on a moving train.
I don't know what it means.
What do you mean?
I think it's pretty common, but if you look for it on YouTube, there are some videos that have been played millions of times.
I think it's a pretty major hobby.
Do you listen to it?
That's right.
Do you listen to it?
I can hear the sound of a train.
It's open now.
Subway or train.
Or...
This is a bus.
When do you listen to it?
It's moving time or...
You listen to it on the train, don't you?
Yes, we do.
It's weird if you listen to it as it is.
You don't like the real sound.
I like the sound when it's closed.
The audience is the same.
She listens to it on YouTube.
She listens to the sound of ear cleaning...
Or eating something.
Eating sounds.
It's popular, isn't it?
She listens to the sound of eating fried food...
While writing or doing homework.
Do you do homework?
She does homework and focuses on something.
Then...
Who is it?
She's the tallest.
The tallest.
From senpai...
From senpai comedian Jungle Pocket Saito...
We have a complaint about Nadal.
To be honest, Nadal has been rude to senpai recently.
Everyone is in trouble.
No, that's not true.
Many clothes have arrived from his family.
He gave them to the theater.
But Nadal ate them all by himself.
I don't think it's good.
After this, senpai will come.
I have to leave it.
Joyman-san will also come.
Nadal said...
No, it's not Jong. It's Joyman-san!
If you invite me for a meal in the middle of the theater, Nadal may be invited by Connor and other seniors, so you can't go.
That's pretty rude of you.
No, it's not.
That's not good.
What's wrong with you, Connor-senior?
That's harsh.
Ah, but it's kind of Nadal-like.
It's not Nadal-like.
Joyman-san!
I thought you were looking down on Saito-san.
No, I'm not looking down on Saito-san.
As for this strawberry daifuku, out of the twelve left, there was only about five left.
No, there's only five left.
You're not eating it, are you?
No, I'm eating one.
What do you mean by "Joyman-san, eat it"?
No, no, no.
It's a comment. Of course!
No, it's not a comment.
Joyman, eat it!
No, that's rude.
As a commenter, that's rude.
Respect... In the first place, you probably don't respect me.
No, no, seriously, that's...
I don't know anything about you.
You don't know anything about me?
Why do you think like that?
I respect you, senpai!
Of course I respect you, Matsumoto-san and Hamada- san, too.
Why do you know, Yuta and Matsumoto-san?
Why do you know?
Me? Me?
Of course you do.
Fujiwara-san... Fujiwara-san said something bad about you.
He did? Seriously?
Fujiwara-san, you really only do sales and one joke.
Fujiwara-san, don't listen to him.
Is that what you're saying?
We'll always be together.
Is that what you're saying?
No, no, forgive me.
We'll always be together.
We have the same motivation, but it's difficult.
I really understand that.
But really, when you went to eat there, you mentioned about high-end Chinese food.
Thank you very much.
It was really high-end Chinese food.
When you saw the menu, you ordered a lot.
You saw the price and ordered a lot.
The high-end Chinese food there had a peach mark.
You must have mistaken it for Bamiyan.
It's not Bamiyan.
You ordered a lot.
You ate all of it.
What is this?
It's not good.
Right?
It's almost like that.
Is it hard?
Stop it! It's hard!
Stop it!
I'll wear a face mask and get ready.
Then you don't have to go out.
Next week, we'll have a face-to-face battle between female entertainers and variety talents!
Akari Suda will succeed in sweet talk!
To make it a little more interesting, I'll say a little less.
An on-parade of shocking statements!
You can't miss this one hour!
Behind-the-scenes photos will also be released on the show's official Instagram!