AISubs v3.5
It's a special "two-shot"!
Finally, Akko and Sachiho join in!
The famous "two-shot" comes to an end!
From Johnny's, Ebi-sensei is cute!
From Houyou, Tatsumi!
Tatsumi-sensei is cute, too.
By the way, did you know about the storm?
Of course! I didn't know about it until it was announced!
Until it was announced!
Oh, I see.
I went upstairs with my dad and Sen, and when I looked at my phone, it came up.
It made me a bit worried!
I'm sorry, but...
What's so funny about that?
I'll tell you! I'll tell you!
I'll tell you for sure!
I'll tell you! I'll tell you!
Even if you take it so well, you won't tell me!
Even if you take it so well, you won't have time to explain it!
I was really surprised. There was no information at all.
I see.
But I had been giving Arashi-san's live performances all the time.
I was dancing in the back.
That meeting itself was the usual Arashi-san.
No, it was wonderful.
I didn't know there was such a warm meeting like this.
It was a meeting to take good care of those five people and move on to the next one.
I liked it more. I admired it.
So you watched it on TV.
While watching it on TV.
You were busy, weren't you?
That's right.
Mr. Wada and Mr. Easter.
Similar to real people, until Mr. Wada can do it.
How many years have you been doing this?
Well, it's been four years for me.
What are you talking about, Wada?
It's been four years.
It's been four years, but I'm really looking forward to meeting Hamayan today.
It's been four years, but you're talking about Hamayan.
I'm sure you're talking about Hamayan.
Can you say that to Hamayan?
No, no, no, no.
So, I'm nervous and shaking my hands.
But you can say that.
I'm talking to you.
Which one of you just talked?
It's similar.
I've done it before.
Why did you do it first?
I'm originally Mr. Children's impersonator, and that's why I'm Mr.
Sakurai can do it, too.
That's right. I've done it before.
Someday, a melody will flow in my heart.
I've done a lot of impersonations, too.
One day, I was watching TV.
Akko was the host and Gamma Leruya was the guest.
At the end of the show, it was like an end talk.
I'm sorry for saying this now,
but I said, "What are you guys doing anyway?"
I thought it was interesting.
In the meantime, I went to drink at Macha Macha's shop.
I've been impersonating Akko's singing in karaoke.
While I was impersonating, I got drunk and said, "What are you singing about?"
When I returned it, it was very funny.
I thought I'd give it a try.
Now, such an impersonation has completely reproduced Akko's daily life.
It's called "Akko's holiday."
Completely reproduced! What is Akko's holiday?
Good morning.
What? Is the camera rolling?
Is it close?
Is that what you're saying?
Are you saying "OK"?
I'll talk for now.
I'm begging you.
First of all, where is Akko going?
I've known him for a long time, so I'd like him to come.
It's a well-known shop where you can come once every two weeks.
His hairstyle hasn't changed in 40 years.
- Where do you think it grew? - Well, you can tell by looking at it, right?
My bangs are getting longer and my eyebrows are getting longer.
It's like "nyaaah" and "uwaah"
You know what I mean, right?
It seems like he has quite a lot of determination in his bangs.
What's wrong with my hair?
What's the result?
Doesn't it change much before you cut it and after you cut it?
What are you talking about?
It used to be around here, right? Now it's around here.
It seems like he has quite a lot of determination in his bangs.
After getting drunk in the hair salon, it's time for lunch.
I always eat this, you know.
Actually...
Oh, I love it!
I love fox udon and oyakodon!
I'm sorry, but I don't like udon.
Why?
Eat it with your mouth.
It's good.
Fox udon on the inside is better than fox udon on the outside.
What do you like the most among them?
- Pickles. - Pickles are...
what I like the most.
What?!
♪ Now you're alone... ♪
It doesn't feel like a pickle at all.
And for the staff...
Pachinko again?!
What is this? I can't hit it at all.
Oh, it's coming to kill me!
It seems like he lost that day.
That's definitely weird.
I'd like to ask you something.
- How much pressure do you feel? - That's right!
- I'm sorry, but... - The winner of the Pachinko match is...
Mr. Akko, who often comes to check the store, says that the most important thing in the store is the toilet.
- What? I always say that a water drop should not be attached. - That's right.
- It's wet! - What? I don't think it's wet.
- If a drop of water was attached, it would be covered with blood. - That's right.
- What's this? It looks like broccoli. - It's my favorite.
- Why is it broccoli? - That's all for Mr. Akko's "Real Holiday".
- It's "Real Holiday" again! - No, no, no. The hairdresser is the same person as me.
- What's wrong with you? - No, it's just... - Shut up!
Wait a minute. What do you think you're doing?
You don't look like him at all!
- You don't look like him at all! - Do you know anything about him?
No, I mean, I know a lot about the hairdresser.
I've never been really mad at him, but I remember one time...
When he took me out for dinner for the first time, he was really nice.
Matsumura-san and Degawa-san were there, too.
They said, "Eat whatever you like," and I ate it.
While he was in the bathroom, he brought a big plate of pickles.
So I ate the pickles.
When he came back, he said, "Who ate my pickles?!"
- Was it a big plate? - It was a big plate!
Who ate my pickles?!
I said, "I don't know what you mean."
He said, "Why did you eat my pickles?"
I'd never heard of it before.
Everyone was cheering for me, and Matsumura-san and Degawa-san were looking at me.
So I said, "I ate it."
Why did you eat my pickles?!
I'll never eat pickles with you again!
I said, "I don't know what you mean."
- What did you say? - I don't remember.
- You said it for the first time. - I was really mad.
I love your pickles.
- Can I say something? - Yes.
- Don't open it! - Okay.
You opened it for me.
He really looks like him.
But he's drunk.
You haven't eaten together, right?
No.
This is my second job.
Really?
So you can't do "drunk Akko-san".
Yes, I can't do "drunk Akko-san" yet.
People often ask me about it, but I can't do it yet.
I can't absorb it.
You can't do it, right?
Yes.
In the past, there is a video of Akko-san getting drunk while shooting for DX.
Really?
I want to see it!
In the past, there is a video of Akko-san getting drunk while shooting for DX.
I drink rock and say "I'm drunk".
What are you saying?
He keeps drinking and drinks wine in 2 hours.
He is drunk.
I'm drunk!
Turn it off!
Where is it?
Who should I do it for?
Who should you do it for?
Ah, it's getting bigger.
Your plate is getting bigger.
This is how Akko-san drinks wine.
I can't do it!
Who is still good Akko-san?
Good Akko!
No man and woman anymore, just "Wada" (drunk)
I can't say "Wada" with my heart.
I'm drunk. Do you want me to imitate you?
I'd like to try it.
Is it okay for me to do it?
Is it okay?
Yes, please.
After the song?
Yes, please.
I'd like to go.
It's amazing.
Usually, you say you have work to do.
I'd like to do it.
I'd like you to do it.
You can imitate others, too.
It's not imitation.
Imitate Mr. Ikko.
You come here and imitate Mr. Ikko.
That's why I don't like it.
But I learned it from Mr. Chocopra.
How much is it?
21.2 points.
71.20 points.
You can do it without talking.
Can we do it?
Yes, you can.
I love you, Johnny's.
Who can do it?
Imitate Johnny's.
I love you, Johnny's.
Cute people sing with love.
First of all, Mr. Takuya Kibura, who is more patient than usual in a live performance.
In an act of love, he lies about his past.
In order to sleep, in order to move,
Matsumoto Junkun is concerned about his movements.
In order to not get tired of it, I will stay by your side.
His English pronunciation is perfect.
Mr. Johnny!
My sleeping profile, my trembling chest...
Lion King!
Speaking of Johnny's, it's got to be "glass boy" from "Kinkekitsu".
Chiyoshi Domoto!
You're not messing with me at all! I respect you!
I'm not messing with you at all!
I'm sorry, but Tsuyoshi can't get out of it if Tsuyoshi does it.
I haven't been able to get out of it for a while, so it's okay.
This time, we're releasing it as a deluxe edition.
It just so happens that it's Ako's birthday, right?
Thank you, Tsuyoshi.
Are you okay? Is this a variety show?
I'm sorry.
Wow, I'm sweating like crazy.
Now, let's welcome our first guest, Eguchi-to!
He's the type of person you hate in a matter of seconds.
That's not it!
What kind of content is it?
It's mainly about wealth.
The legendary neo-party comedy, "Bukkamashi"!
I'm Rintaro!
I'm Kanechi!
I'm Eguchi!
I'm Sekiro!
I'm Rintaro!
I'm Sekiro!
And you know...
Recently, you've been waiting for young people to leave the news, haven't you?
Yeah, it's been a long distance.
So, I think it's about time we raise the vibes of this morning's fortune-telling show, too.
I'm the latest one.
I see.
Yeah, it's definitely a night pool.
Then, let's get started with the fortune-telling show.
First of all, you, a cow-sitting man, are in first place.
Is it okay for me to announce first place?
You're good at everything!
I'm going to school for two days!
Don't tell me about tomorrow!
However, if you drink too much, be careful.
Your lucky item is a tequila shot.
What do you want me to do?!
I'm a honey-fitch!
I haven't received any information at all!
Oh, sorry.
Please report only that information.
Alright, here we go!
Alright!
Excuse me, but what do you do for a living?
I'm a lawyer!
Lawyer!
Alright!
Let's take a break as a team of three.
However, it was really hard for you until you started doing charao manzai.
Why is that?
Are you two from different people?
That's right.
Well, we all think it's a good experience,
but our ex-partners caused some trouble.
And now, while we are looking for someone who has dark thoughts,
a lump of thoughts appears and...
Is that so?
A lump of thoughts? I don't think we should do this!
And now, we are trying to get rid of those painful thoughts.
Usually, people are like this.
These girls are overdoing it!
Seriously!
At first, I hated it too.
I was like, "I'm sick of this!"
In an instant, the audience became proud of us.
But now that we are human,
first of all, this girl, Rintaro, is a caretaker helper at an old-age home.
She does everything from eating to explaining.
She parties with older girls.
How can you be like this?
I'm a caretaker like this.
And now, I'm starting to look like an old-age home.
There's a scene where an old-age home says "outer" to a girl.
I remember that scene.
Did you get a hug?
Yes, of course.
You did, didn't you? You look like you're about to get punched in the face.
You look like you're about to get punched in the face.
I'm sure you'll get punched in the face.
Kawai-kun, do you know what's good about her?
When she said "drink," she was very polite.
Seriously!
She said "drink" with Rintaro-san.
I was sitting in the middle of it.
I said, "Hello, I'm Rintaro of EXIT."
There were a lot of people, so I chose the smallest seat.
I chose the smallest seat.
When I ran out of alcohol, she asked me first, "Kawai- san, are you okay with alcohol?"
She was very serious, so I thought she was working very hard.
You're overdoing it.
You're overdoing it for me.
Geni-san, you're in trouble.
No, it's not like that.
She ran out of tequila, so I poured it in and drank it.
Was it oolong tea?
You're in trouble.
She doesn't drink alcohol at all.
What does she drink every time?
Oolong tea.
She cares more about it than normal.
She drinks oolong tea with special tea.
Don't overdo it!
There's no time for that.
She's a baby star now.
She's like Yoshi Yoshi now.
She's a baby star now.
She's like Yurikago from Hakabana.
What's that?
I see.
Now, the two of you!
Tadashi and Yujun.
Your sister is getting married.
Why can't you get married?
I got married last year.
My sister is really bad at love.
For example, when you get a call from your girlfriend,
and your sister is in the bath,
you can't get out of the bath, can you?
Then you get out of the bath,
and you get a call, "Do you want me to call you back?"
It's already night, do you want me to call you back?
No, I don't want you to call me back.
She is like that.
She may be sleeping now,
and you can't call her back.
If you bother her, you know...
How long has it been since you got a call?
About 20 minutes.
20 minutes?
You don't have to call her back.
If you sleep in the meantime,
you can't call her back because you feel sorry for her.
And the next day you get a call, "Do you want me to call you back?"
No, I don't want you to call me back.
If you sleep in the meantime, you may be still sleeping.
You think a lot about sleep.
No, no, no!
You wake up in the morning and go to bed in the afternoon.
If I work in the afternoon,
she may be working in the afternoon, too.
If we have a meeting or a meeting,
I think it's bad.
Isn't it too much?
I'm really worried about it.
I'm worried about it and I don't know when to call her.
So when I call her,
I sit at home and call her like this,
Do you want me to call you back?
It's selfish.
Wow, you've changed.
You think she hates you, don't you?
That's right.
But you don't have a marriage plan, do you?
I do, I do.
You're laughing a lot.
She's worried about you.
I'm telling you this,
I didn't have a boyfriend for eight years before I got married.
But now that I'm married, I'm like this.
I don't care about you anymore.
Wait a minute.
It's true that I bought a house for eight years.
I've always talked about love with my sister.
She's always helped me.
But there's really a fate.
You think you don't need it?
It's true.
What are you talking about?
It's simple.
You're good at that kind of thing.
It's really easy for me.
That's right.
That's what I'm talking about.
You're saying what you shouldn't say.
But my sister said that I shouldn't laugh at the end of the year.
Mary June, who appeared in "Don't Laugh at the End of the Year".
As a new hostess,
Her mother, Tomochika, and her senior, Yullian, are involved in a very unique world.
Will I be a vanguard woman?
Look at me.
Boobs, boobs.
Look at me.
Stick out your butt.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
Go back to your place.
Why?
I'm tired of it.
Stop it.
Without saying "no", Mary June did a great job.
She didn't know how to say "no" in the first place.
It's almost like an ad-lib, isn't it?
She suddenly said it.
But just before, Tomochika-san asked her "is your chest okay?"
Is it okay?
Isn't it a no?
Yes, it is.
She said "yes, it is."
By the way, Gakitsuka has appeared many times.
Really?
She appeared about 3 years in a row where she shouldn't have laughed.
She wears a mask and slaps her butt hard.
It's you!
That's a touch!
That's right.
Matsumoto-san is easy to slap.
Matsumoto-san is really great.
She slaps her butt hard.
Hamada-san has a bad temper.
He gets tired in the second half of the game.
DJ Ojiken is really tired.
But Hamada-san is like this.
He is also irritated.
He is also like this.
Do it properly!
But you guys also slapped me beautifully.
But you went here.
Sometimes you can't make a sound.
When you go back and you can't make a sound, you get slapped.
You get a sense of comradeship.
You go in and it's not a home run but you go back and you make a good sound.
When you go back and you make a sound, you go back and everyone is waiting like this.
That's a touch!
I want to watch your documentary!
What did you bring today?
A stick!
President!
You!
If you don't do it, Ako-san will get beaten up.
If Ako-san gets beaten up, what will you do?
Ako-san, Ako-san.
Ako-san, are you okay?
Really, Ako-san, wait a minute. Stop the camera for a second.
Why should I stop it?!
I'll do it!
Why should I stop it?!
I'll do it!
Okay, I'll do it.
I'm scared.
I'll do it.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
I'll do it.
"You must not laugh!" Wada Akira!
I'll do it!
Okay, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'm scared, I'm scared!
I'll do it.
I'll do it!
Now, I heard you have something cute and cool, but...
Yes, I'd like to do this segment again.
Yes, please do.
Yes.
"SKYROBITA"'s "Johnny's Backstage News" PART 2!
You were fine last time, weren't you? You knew your seniors well.
Last time, Matsumoto Jun announced an episode where he was wearing sunglasses even in a dim cafe.
Then, during the rehearsal of "COUNTDOWN" concert, Matsumoto Jun approached me and said...
Hey you, I'm not wearing such dark sunglasses.
I was dumbfounded and asked "What do you mean?" and he said...
I saw 'deluxe'.
I see.
So, I said "I'm sorry" to him on TV and I was fine, but...
Even then, I was wearing dark sunglasses.
Yes, it's wrong.
It's wrong.
Out!
Cute! Out!
Bye-bye!
There's an episode 2 of it.
It's cool. Let's talk about that episode 2 today.
Yes.
This time, we, like "Johnny's Love Johnny's" and "Tatsumiyudai" will...
Yes!
...introduce our seniors' behind-the-scenes stories.
The first "SKYROBITA"'s "Johnny's Backstage News" is...
Tokio Matsuoka calls his best friend...
"kid".
He doesn't call us "kids" anymore.
It's okay!
Matsuoka proudly calls him "kid".
He has a tendency to say that.
Matsuoka has his own family.
Ikuta Touma, Kazama, Murakami, Yokoyama...
Among them, there's Kawaii and Tatsumin.
Among them, we're still in the lower ranks.
When we were invited to the New Year's party, we were finally called "kid".
When we were called "kid", we were able to join the family.
What kind of way of saying "kid" is that?
These two are our "kid".
They will introduce us.
We are happy.
We are happy that Mr. Matsuoka called us "kid" and we were accepted.
Recently, Mr. Matsuoka often says, "Please take care of Mr. Joshima."
If you don't take care of Mr. Joshima, it will be bad for Yanice.
Mr. Joshima is also angry.
Can't you say that to Yanice?
Can I say it or not?
Can you take care of Mr. Joshima?
Mr. Matsuoka usually says it on the radio.
No one listens to you.
If you say that, you will be scolded.
Yanice is always angry.
By the way, when Mr. Joshima goes to eat with his juniors, he puts his arms up.
He puts his arms up.
He looks at Yanice with love.
By the way, I have another story about Mr. Matsuoka.
What?
Mr. Matsuoka.
As you can imagine, Mr. Matsuoka is a very open- minded person.
On New Year's Day, when there are a lot of Yanice Jr.
Mr. Matsuoka says, "Okay, bye."
But on New Year's Day...
Katsumi!
You can do it!
I'm sorry!
You can still do it!
I'm sorry for a little bit!
Don't look at me!
I was kicked out!
New Year's Day is late!
I gave a lot of New Year's Day gifts to a lot of juniors...
I looked back and walked down the hallway and said, "Thank you!"
Then, I didn't look back at all...
I said, "Fuck you!"
You're bad!
There's more!
Here it is!
Takeya Kimura's coolest gesture is...
Eating ice cream!
What's this?
Why do you eat ice cream?
It's a spoon, right?
If it's a cup, it's a spoon.
Yes, it's a cup.
There's a cool way of eating a spoon.
No, it's all the same!
Kimura-san, can you do me a favor?
It's a small spoon, right?
Yes, it's this one.
Kimura-san is really cool when he eats ice cream in a cup.
I'll eat it normally first.
I'll eat it normally...
After I eat it normally...
As I thought, Kimura Takeya is cool!
I'll eat it normally first.
I'll eat it normally...
After I eat it normally...
Isn't it cool?
In the past, when we did cooking shows...
When Shisho-kun did it...
I'm doing it with Katia.
Wow, you're really angry!
I'm angry and I've gone that far.
There's one more, Kimura-san, a cool gesture.
This is how you drink canned coffee.
Can you show us how you drink canned coffee?
This is normal.
Canned coffee, everyone, you open it like this, right?
Of course.
Kimura-san, it's different. You hold it like this.
With one hand, you put it here...
You open it like this.
You break it, right?
Yes, with one hand.
You open it like this...
It's not just this.
And you drink it like this.
And then you look at what's written on it.
What's cool about it?!
It's crazy!
What's cool about it?!
It's crazy!
It happens a lot in dramas.
That's right.
It happens a lot in dramas.
That's all.
Don't say it!
That's all.
I can hear it, right?
By the way...
Are you okay?!
You look like Azumax.
Kimura-san, your greeting is cool.
When I was in elementary school,
I went to the bathroom and Kimura-san came in.
Oh, I have to say hello.
Good morning!
She ignored me.
A moment passed.
We were in the bathroom together.
Oh, you can't say hello in the bathroom.
I thought as an elementary school student.
As soon as I opened the door to come out...
"Oh...
"Oh... ha...
Oh... ha... you...
...I was fascinated by his performance.
Amazing!
Since then you filled me with love?
Yeah, we never saw each other again even in elementary school.
So I still remembered his voice clearly.
Oh... ha... you...
Look at how he's turning around!
Look how he's turning around!
Amazing!
You have another question?
I actually want to share something in regards to "Gakuya News" as well...
It's here!
The one wearing sunglasses the most in Johnny's is...
Kawaii.
It's not what you're saying.
No, I don't think so.
Last time, I was watching Downtown Deluxe at home and Kimura-san and Matsumoto Jun-kun were wearing sunglasses.
They were wearing them all the time.
I was standing on the sofa and said "You're the one wearing sunglasses the most!"
Me?
When I looked back at the pictures we took together on my phone, I saw more and more of them.
This is when we went to the beach.
It's quite black.
It's black.
It's a lie.
It's cute.
Yes, yes, yes.
The third one.
You're putting in a lot of effort.
I really admire you, Kimura-san.
Until I was about 18 years old, I wanted to be like you, Kimura-san.
But I gave up and now I'm doing my best in variety shows.
But I want to be cool about my private life.
No, no.
Listen up.
I'm giving up.
Kimura-san's character.
I'm not giving up at all.
Really?
I'm putting in a lot of effort.
We'll show you a live performance today.
Really?
We'll show you.
What's up with you?
You're not dancing at all.
You're dancing like this.
Again!
I don't know.
What's up with you?
What's that "pooh" at the end?
It's what Kimura-san says.
When Kimura-san does a live show,
he usually says "pooh".
See?
See? He's not saying it like that.
But I'm following in Kimura-san's "pooh".
What's "pooh"?
"Pooh"?
It's somewhere between "hoh" and "pooh".
"Pooh"?
Kimura-san, you need to practice it!
But if it's "johnny's", it's "jinka".
That's true.
Last time, I was talking with this cute "johnny's" bandit.
I was very embarrassed.
You were embarrassed?
I was very embarrassed.
Thank you very much!
Your long mascara is cool, too!
When we had a meal on New Year's Day,
Onega gave everyone the latest electric toothbrushes.
He gave them to about ten people.
I said "thank you very much" and sent you an email.
The reply you sent me was "toothbrush", "rubber band"
I don't accept it at all!
I'm sorry, Mr. Nakai!
You were there, weren't you, Mr. Matsumoto?
I don't know you at all!
Do you have a toothbrush?
I don't know you at all!
Let's move on to the next story!
These two people!
Akiko Suzuki and Kanako Murakami!
We've been dating for 18 years, but you've changed a lot, Kanako!
How long have you been dating?
Kanako and I are 10 years apart!
I was 24 and Akiko was 37.
When we first met, I was about 16 years old.
Kanako was only 6 years old!
When did you start skating?
I started skating when I was 13 years old!
I wanted to go to the Olympics with Akiko and Kanako!
I did my best and I could do it with these three people!
We did our best at the Olympics, too!
After the Olympics were over, we hugged and cried!
I think it's a good relationship.
But Mr. Murakami has a strange point.
You don't care about what's around you.
If I cared about what's around me, I wouldn't be able to do that one thing.
What kind of health is it?
First of all, when you go to the bathroom, you go to the bathroom and come back.
It's normal, isn't it?
I go to the bathroom after I declare what I'm going to do in the bathroom.
What do you declare?
I declare that I'm going to go to the bathroom.
You don't say anything else?
That's my policy.
What about "oooh" and "oooh"?
"Chichi" is cute, too.
You say "chichi"?
"oooh" and "chichi".
"Chichi" comes out when you say "oooh".
Do you like strange faces in photos?
I often take strange faces with Nobunari Oda.
When I'm close to him, I'm basically the cameraman.
That's right.
I was doing it, too.
Is Nobunari Oda doing it?
No, he's not.
He's doing it secretly.
Every time I take a picture of him, I feel like he's still a gorilla.
He's still at a different angle.
He's still conscious of his cuteness.
I want to do it again and again.
You want to do it again and again.
I want to give you a lot of good things.
If I don't like it, I'll ask him to do it again.
I have about 20 of them.
That's a lot of good things.
That's amazing.
Nobunari Oda is doing better than you.
I'm called "master".
My master says I'm getting better and better.
You look like Sakura Box, too.
Do I look like her?
No, you don't.
Yugo, do you have anything you want to say?
Can I say something now?
I'm happy when I'm on a variety show or a drama show.
I report it to my sister.
Sister, I'll be on this show next time.
Oh, I didn't have a schedule.
Please.
I'm not good at it.
I feel sad when I think about it.
I'll be on a show with you today.
When I'm on a show...
I try to listen.
It's fun.
Today we will be on the show together, right?
As for the show we will be on together, when I am on the show,
I ask "Can you be on the show with me?"
I see.
Hey, what do you mean?
Look down.
It's very sad.
No, I said it for the first two times.
I admit that I said it, but I try not to say it again.
It's not like you said it twice.
No, I admit that I have a habit of saying it.
Oh, you are saying it now, too.
Stop it!
Hey!
But I am grateful.
I am grateful.
Actually, I am grateful.
Shut up!
How many times do I have to say it?
I am grateful.
I am very sad.
Are you happy to be together like this?
Yes, I am happy.
What do you think about it?
I am happy to be together like this.
The way you say it!
It seems like you have something you want to say to the other guests.
From Rintaro to Kanechika.
Hatsushunga?
Hatsushunga, yes.
Kanechika was very poor when she was little.
She didn't have anything to eat.
She put mayonnaise on a tissue and ate it.
She didn't have money.
She couldn't go to high school.
She doesn't have much knowledge.
She can't write all kinds of characters.
She can't write hiragana or kanji.
She can't write kanji.
What can you write?
Can you write "Jinnai-san"?
"Jinnai Tomonori-san"?
That is a thousand times better!
You are working on a big mission!
No, I was under pressure and wrote kanji!
No, you can't!
You can't write this!
Wait a minute.
There is something like this.
What?
Wait a minute.
There is something like this, right?
Scary, scary, scary!
Scary!
Scary, scary, scary!
I don't know.
I feel like this.
Too much.
Like this?
OK, OK.
No, it's the opposite.
It's the opposite.
OK, OK.
Don't tell me you want to bet on these two?
No, that's not good.
No, no, no.
What's wrong with you?
You bet on me, didn't you?
Well, then I'll bet on the blonde one.
Why did you bet on Patsukin and Channy?
Patsukin and Channy.
Why?
The criteria is very simple.
Wait a minute, I'm getting really cold-blooded.
You know the full name, right?
Yes, we know.
So you know this one?
Yes, yes.
Wait a minute.
Can I say this one first?
What?
Don't be stubborn.
I don't know that criteria either.
Wait a minute.
Oh, it's like this.
Oh, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
So this is it.
No, it's not like that.
What are you doing?
That's amazing.
Hey!
What are you doing?
It even has a hammer in it.
Sugi-chan, Hama-chan, are you kidding me?
Wait a minute, you got it wrong.
Sugi-chan, Hama-chan, are you kidding me?
Wait a minute, you got it wrong.
I got it.
Okay, next.
Wada Akiko to Mr. Shachihoko.
You usually don't know who it is, do you?
You're wrong.
Really.
If I say it like this,
even when I enter the studio,
I think it's me.
It's me.
Yes.
Why do you think it's me?
A little while ago last year,
on the weekday,
when I passed by in the hallway,
I said, "Good morning, nice to meet you."
It was really disgusting.
I was like, "Where is this old man from?"
And I asked my manager, "Who is it?"
"Who is it?" He said, "It's the president."
What is the president?
I didn't know anything about it.
What is the president?
It's your wife.
What? My wife?
I don't think you saw it like that.
No, it's not like that.
That's why it's so popular.
What do you usually do?
I don't know.
Sora!
What is this?
I don't know at all.
I don't know this either.
What is this?
It's shining.
It's the president's voice.
Let's go back. Next, these two.
Kaneda and Jinsai.
The child is one and a half and four months old.
It's full of mistakes, but they work hard and grow up.
I'm sorry, but you two don't look like children.
Kaneda and Jinsai work hard and grow up every day.
They took a video of their life with their husband, Wataru Mori and their one and a half years old daughter, Chie.
Chie Mori.
Hello.
Wataru Mori.
Hitoshi Matsumoto.
Kaneda and Jinsai work hard and grow up every day.
They took a video of their life with their husband, Wataru Mori and their one and a half years old daughter, Chie.
You're good.
But, it's not going to be easy for the Kaneda family.
You ate the rice I made you again, right?
Because it's delicious.
What are you saying?
I made it for you.
But, you ate Chie's rice again.
Really?
Yes.
Poor girl.
Thank you! Thank you!
Even if they fight, there is a rule that if you make them laugh, you get money.
It's okay.
Chie is laughing.
I'm happy for you, Chie.
In addition, there is a rule that you should enjoy the event as much as you can.
On this sad day...
I'd like to...
roll up my sleeves!
- Five - Four - Three - Two - One - One
- The demon is out! - Shut up! Shut up!
- That's bad! - The demon went in.
The demon is expelled from all rooms!
- The demon is out! - Shut up! Shut up!
- The demon is out! - Shut up!
I'm glad.
Alright, it's all good now.
I'm glad.
Well, well, Kaburimo is definitely going to be held as an event.
That's right.
I'll do my best to perform.
But Mamenaki's tension is...
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you for everything!
Really?
You laughed so much.
I laughed and gave it to you!
Rin, are you doing it properly?
No, it's not that tricky.
I'm really...
The broadcast is different, but today's recording day is February 7th, right?
Today is really the 100th day.
I see.
I was born on that day.
And before I came here today, I did something called "Okuidome".
I did it for the first time today!
I hope I won't have trouble eating for the rest of my life.
I'm doing it just in case.
You can make your daughter Jinnai laugh, right?
Please do it for me, Jinnai-san.
What?
Make my daughter...
Of course you can do it.
Of course I can do it.
Thank you! Thank you!
Wow!
Why are you laughing?!
It's not like that! It's not like that!
Why are you laughing?!
It's not like that!
Why are you laughing?!
It's not like that!
It's not like that at all!
But recently, even the god of entertainment...
Cut it out!
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