AISubs v3.5
Divorce, plastic surgery, monthly pension, retirement!
A life of an entertainer and money special!
I got millions of yen and paid for a commercial.
He's violent...
I can't stop talking about that scandal!
You were hiding in your closet, weren't you?
Um... yes!
His family was offended!
He applied for plastic surgery for 10 million yen!
I'm a doctor of medical practice in Japan.
His medical license was suspended!
Here's 300 million yen.
What's the secret of his bubbly life?
Mr. Kimura Takuya.
Actor Norito Yashima met someone who changed his life!
This is what it means to be a superstar.
What does Kimura Takuya look like?
I've seen a lot of things about Takuya.
He's funny.
From a blonde actress to a member of parliament!
And he's married twice!
He defeated a group of people who were too excited!
And he got his body beaten up in the end!
Kotoge has changed.
Psycho entertainer Nishimura, who's on a break,
has completely destroyed his partner Kotoge's monthly pension!
I'm pretty much a loser.
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Mr. Yashima Norito!
Thank you for your support.
You did it!
I did it from above!
You didn't even ask for music.
I was wondering why you did it.
Why, why, why?
You forgot it?
You forgot it right away?
It's too fast!
I'm not doing it anymore!
Mr. Yashima Norito and "Viking"!
The upside-down life of an entertainer.
After more than 10 years of dark times,
they took a big break.
Actor, Yashima Norito.
He moved from Nara at the age of 18.
Although he was a student, he worked for a theater company, Kamukamu Minikina.
After that, for 10 years,
he worked mainly on stage,
but suddenly, from the world of television,
he got an offer!
And that program is...
That Old-Fashioned Ninja Bro!
Thanks to this, he gained attention in the world of television!
Furthermore, two years later,
that big-hit drama "Hero" took a big break!
I think he's now one of the best-selling actors in the world!
Due to some misunderstanding,
his work as an actor came to an extreme end.
The one who saved Mr. Yashima Norito is...
Oh, come on!
Stop it!
A challenge to variety shows!
In comedy shows, they play various characters.
And in "Dolivia's Spring", they play the role of a priest in front of Mr. Tamori.
Now, they are active as multi-actors with little acting and laughter.
On the other hand, in 1996, they formed a duo called "Viking".
They don't seem to sell well and spend their days only working part-time jobs.
But then, they made a huge comeback!
In 2012, they scored the highest score in the past with "Kimi no Robo Conto" and won the championship!
With this opportunity, they took a big break!
But what they did was...
Don't do it again! Don't do it again!
They appeared in a lot of TV shows and even ranked in the top 10 of the show's main cast rankings!
They made a huge comeback!
On the other hand, Mr. Nishimura, who still spends six days a week, enjoys baseball matches and camping and has zero sense of danger.
His weird spirit that doesn't care about such differences is called "psychopath" and attracts attention.
In just one year, he broke all of them at once!
As a result, Mr. Nishimura's monthly income is 7 million and 2 million yen!
With a huge comeback, they made a break!
It's been a long time!
16 years!
Now that I say it, Nishimura is bokeh, but at the time, I was bokeh and Nishimura said it.
I see, I see.
At that time, even in live scenes, it was really slippery.
When an entertainer is slipping, you often hear the sound of the airplane, right?
Yes, yes.
I heard that from the beginning.
It's like that.
I heard the sound of the airplane from the beginning.
You can tell which manufacturer's cooler it is just by the sound of the airplane.
As I said in the VTR earlier, Kotoge won first and then it went down.
Yes, yes.
They made us do a lot of things.
From what I've heard, Kotoge's bokeh is amazing!
Yes, it is!
It's not a joke!
Everyone will be surprised!
No, no, it's not like that.
Nishimura!
That's right!
My bokeh is about three or four times that of Kotoge's.
Even Nishimura's bokeh is that of Kotoge's.
But Kotoge worked until the morning of "King of Cont" right?
That's right!
Until the final day of "King of Cont"?
Yes!
He worked from 9am in the middle of the night to 6am on the day of "King of Cont"
He worked part-time, slept a little, and won first place.
But Nishimura, what about you? Is life different now that you have money?
Kotoge has changed!
Well, people do change!
That's right!
When I wasn't famous, I used to go to work and make my own bento.
White rice and one boiled broccoli.
Broccoli.
He used to do this, but now he doesn't cook at all at home.
He doesn't cook at all, so there is not a single tableware at home.
Because you don't need it.
Because you don't have it.
I don't know why, but he puts shoes in the tableware.
That's right.
Bigfoot.
It's a shoe shelf.
Why?
Because he has too many shoes.
This is impossible.
He doesn't use it either.
First of all, you can put it in a place where you grill fish, can't you?
That's what I said earlier.
Is it okay to put it in?
Does it mean that the order is different?
You can use it like this.
By the way, how much did you make in your previous life?
In my previous life, I basically earned a salary, but I did more than ten commercials.
At that time, I got tens of millions of yen and gave my parents a house as a gift.
And now, I pay for commercials with my own money.
She got rich!
She was hiding in a shoebox.
I heard that you made a lot of money when you were doing "Bubble".
I don't know if I made a lot of money or not, but I couldn't stop shopping.
I asked for a big building and she said "how much is it?" and I said "three billion yen".
She said "how much can you make?" and I said "it's okay" and I bought it right away.
After that, "Bubble" collapsed and I sold it for four billion yen.
I really liked the building that passed by.
"How much is it?" and I said "three billion yen".
You look like an old man with a turbine on a helicopter.
But you sold it for one billion yen.
You sold it for one billion yen.
Didn't you have any impatience?
Surprisingly, I didn't have any impatience.
You looked like you were having fun.
Sometimes, I got a license for a small ship.
Isn't it difficult to get a license?
No, it's not difficult.
I have plenty of time to study.
But you know, Kotogen, you know how Nishimura is like a crazy guy, right?
Yeah.
He's like a little bit like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kotogen explores Nishimura's crazy action on stage!
We did it in the middle of summer, at a shopping mall or somewhere outside.
I sweat a lot.
We were doing a convenience store robbery skit.
And Nishimura was like "Hey, give me the money!" and thrust a knife at me.
And Nishimura was wearing a watch.
And he was wrapping something like a saran wrap around the watch.
And I laughed.
What's going on?
A robber is throwing a knife and he's covering the watch with plastic.
And I laughed and couldn't do the skit.
Hey, what's that, you know, that saran wrap?
Well, he sweats outside, and if sweat gets on the leather of his watch, the leather gets smelly, so he protects it so that sweat doesn't get on it, you know, the saran wrap.
Yeah, it's a useless reason, you know.
You don't need a watch for that skit, you know.
Just take it! Just take it!
And I laughed and couldn't do the skit.
So we decided to do a quiz competition.
The person who gets it will get an autograph.
So he asked me, "Is this a saran wrap or a kurewrap?"
And I gave him another useless quiz.
It's an easy one, isn't it?
There was a 5-year-old boy sitting in the front.
He was sitting in the front, so I think he waited for a few hours and watched it.
So this boy said, "Yes, yes," and I said, "Well, you," and this boy said, "Saran wrap," and Nishimura said, "Boo, kurewrap," and I said, "Yes, next person!"
Do you need that kind of accuracy?!
Be accurate!
You know, you have to judge people by nature.
Takuya Nishimura.
Superstar with Yoshimanori!
Takuya Nishimura's truth!
Takuya Nishimura's various tricks!
Speaking of saran wrap, how about you, Rio-chan?
Did you do it when you were little?
But when I was doing saran wrap, I thought about quitting the entertainment world for a while.
Rio-chan tried to become an actress when she was 5 years old.
When she joined the same agency as Mana-chan, she made her drama debut at the age of 7.
The following year, she played the role of Haruka Ayase, the main character, in the drama "Cherry Blossoms on the Hill."
Thank you for your help.
She played the role of Haruka Ayase, the main character, in the drama "Cherry Blossoms on the Hill."
After that, she appeared in more and more dramas.
In addition, she appeared in commercials and sang songs.
She had a hard time when she was young.
Let's listen to her story, which she was prepared to retire.
When you auditioned at the age of six or seven, were you worried about your documents?
For about two years, my documents before the audition had deteriorated a lot.
Even after the audition, they deteriorated a lot.
There was an audition for "Cherry Blossoms on the Hill," a Thai drama.
My family told me that if I didn't pass it, I would retire.
Did you have a hard time because you were bullied by Mana-chan?
Get me some bread!
I admired her.
Did you know that Mana-chan was dancing as a back dancer?
Yes, I saw Mana-chan dancing backstage.
She's dancing in the movie, isn't she?
I see, I see.
So, while you're doing all of this,
if you can't face the cherry blossoms on the mountain, you'll do it, right?
If I couldn't face it, I wouldn't know what I was doing.
It's like a 16-year-old bike team.
No, no, it's full of crazy pure air.
But...
It's not like you're riding it or anything.
It's too fast. It's too fast to ride it.
It's not low and it's not high.
It's probably low, but...
Yes, yes.
You've always been a stage actor.
Why did you suddenly become an actor?
You know, Kogi Mitani is in a movie called "Sunshine Boys".
An actor and an actress from Fukushima started their own theater.
And I happened to be in it.
And Kogi Mitani came to see it.
And I was the youngest and I was doing a lot of selfish things.
And Kogi Mitani came into the theater and I thought, "Is she going to get mad at me?"
You look like Ishihara-san when you were young.
And she said that and left.
I mean, who is Ishihara-san?
Ishihara-san was a producer of a drama on Fuji TV at the time.
Really?
But I didn't know that.
You didn't know?
I didn't know.
I thought you were Ishihara Satomi.
You're really young.
Then I realized that Ishihara is the producer of Furuata Ninzabu.
And since there's an actor like Ishihara, he told me that I should use him before I was casted elsewhere.
There was a family restaurant scene for two days.
Of course I went to say hello to Mr. Tamura on the first day.
Maybe I wasn't able to see him because he was such a star.
Even though I stayed there for two days, he said "Who is he?" at the end of the scene.
I was like "Oh my god! He's such a hero!"
A hero is a good guy!
The situation was really good.
I thought that I was really popular.
I thought that I would have a constant job in the future.
But my manager chose me for that job.
Oh my god! That role is too good for you!
You should have chosen a better role!
My role is the cheapest one!
You're going too fast!
I'm a hero!
It was like that.
Then I was casted for Ichigatsu Cool.
But I didn't get a job for Ichigatsu Cool.
It's a scary world.
Then a miracle-type person asked me if I wanted to do a variety show.
If it was a constant job, my manager would have refused it.
But now I don't have anything left.
I thought that my boss would get mad at me.
So I said "Thank you!"
And now I'm on Downtown Deluxe for the first time.
Thank you so much!
The show is over.
Good night!
Who do you think is a superstar in your life?
There are many, but I think it's Takuya Kimura.
We worked together.
We worked together and I've never seen him reading the script.
There may be people who say different things, but he's cool.
I've been watching various parts of Takuya lately.
You'll lose your job again!
Are you happy?
Are you a lover of your heart?
I've been thinking about a lot of things.
Recently, I've been thinking about what a superstar is like.
When I'm talking, no matter how I talk, if there's garbage, for example, I'll throw it away.
I always throw away a garbage bag at once.
Thank you!
The proof of superstar!
Kimura Takuya's emergency reproduction of a garbage bag!
Isn't it too big?
Talk while you put it in!
This is the first time I'm talking like this.
I'm sorry.
I think it's easy to put it in.
I'm not a superstar.
Is it okay at this distance?
You can put it anywhere, right?
You can put it anywhere.
No, Takuya can put it anywhere.
Takuya can put it like this.
You can put it behind you.
You can't put it in.
The purpose of this talk is...
I'm not Takuya!
I thought you were a superstar.
You can put it in with one hand.
What are you talking about?
What do you think of school?
Is Hitoshi Matsumoto a superstar?
What do you think of school?
It's really fun.
Do other teachers care about you?
They're really kind.
I'm a math teacher.
Do you run a club or something?
Well, everyone...
What's with you?
That was fun!
Let's do an insert shot at the end of the show.
Thank you for coming. I'm M-flow and I'm Lisa!
When I did "Hey Hey Hey" on a music show...
Do you remember it?
Of course I remember it.
I'm happy!
It had something to do with you.
Thank you!
Lisa was able to grow this tall thanks to a huge reversal.
Speaking of singer Lisa...
Just do it! Do it!
Did you feel it?
She's a Colombian half-beauty who's been talked about a lot in recent variety shows.
In the first place...
As a hip-hop group M-flow...
"Come Again" which was released in 2001 was a huge hit!
It sold over 3 million CDs and is now a very popular musician!
However, with only two and a half years of activities, it was disbanded.
From 2002, it became a solo artist.
And last year, 15 years later, it returned to M-flow!
In her comeback song's music video...
She dyed her own hair pink and went all out!
At the beginning of her music life...
What was her unexpected reversal?!
I quit middle school on the way.
Middle school, middle school and college?
Middle school and college.
Middle school and college?!
I'm a pig, aren't I?!
But still...
So your family runs a yakitori restaurant...
Yes, my parents ran a yakitori restaurant in Hyoga.
Luckily, right in front of my yakitori restaurant,
a production company entered the building.
An entertainment agency, right?
The president of the production company liked my sake,
and my restaurant was right in front of it,
so he came to drink with me.
Then my dad said, "My daughter is good at singing. Why don't you give it a try?"
That one word...
I went to a karaoke shop nearby,
and sang "Time After Time" by Cyndi Lauper.
And I said, "Yeah, isn't it interesting? Let's do it from here."
And it went well, but it didn't sell well after that.
But isn't it too early to withdraw in two and a half years?
Well, you know, Mr. Hamada...
You've gotten too busy.
What?!
What's wrong with you?
There's a lot of information in there, isn't there?
You've gotten too busy.
No, no, listen to me!
Of course I'm grateful for being busy!
I'm grateful for being busy,
but because I was so busy, the three of us got a little awkward.
Like...
I don't want to see your face today at all.
It's like that every day!
But didn't you talk about it when you decided to quit?
Because we couldn't talk about it anymore,
I thought, "Ah, it's about time I quit."
That's what I thought.
No, it's fine.
Aren't you two too close?!
What's wrong with you?!
Mr. Hamada's father is a futon puller.
A futon puller.
He's a futon puller.
So you want to quit being a member?
If I say I want to quit,
I won't stop at all.
Not at all.
Not at all!
Mr. Katsumata, listen to me!
What's wrong with you?!
Mr. Katsumata?!
You're a futon puller?!
If you ask for money, I'll give it to you!
But you went back again.
You said you wanted to go back.
This time, I said it again.
I said I'd quit, and I said I'd start over.
And I knew that without you,
it wouldn't have worked out.
But there's no one like you.
There's definitely someone like you at the turning point.
That's what I thought.
Then, I'll quit being a futon puller too.
Mihara Junko and Yaguchi Mari.
I had a variety of jobs and private life, but I'm happy now.
Mihara Junko, 53 years old.
She became a theater actress at 7 years old.
I'm Chieko Nishii. I'm a middle school student.
She's active as a youth actor. But...
She played a role of a blonde teacher at 15 years old.
She played a role of Tsuppari. But, this was a big success.
Moreover...
She debuted as a singer the following year.
She even appeared in "Kouhaku Utagassen".
She's active as a car racer too.
She has a long career.
In her private life, she also married a car racer.
She got divorced 9 years later.
But, 6 months later, she got back together with a comedy actor, Kora.
Despite all of this, they got divorced in the end.
It was a disaster.
And the biggest disaster was...
She went global in 2010!
She retired from the entertainment world and became a candidate for a tripartite election.
And she won!
Yes or no?
In 2016, she went public with her own secret.
She's 24 years old now!
It's a life worthy of being called a drama queen.
One step!
She debuted in the entertainment world at 15 years old.
She has a series of sales of 25 million copies.
She's a popular member of "Morning Musume".
She won first place in "Morning Musume" with "Yaguchi Mary-san".
However, in 2005, she left "Morning Musume" due to a scandal between men.
She moved to a world of variety shows.
Then...
She's so good at it!
Thanks to her good reactions, she's called "the queen of wives".
In 2010, she appeared in a show of 285 copies.
And the following year, she was in good health and happy.
However, due to a second scandal, she was banned from variety shows and entered a dark age.
Then, one and a half years later...
Oh, it's you, Yaguchi-chan.
Nice to meet you.
Everyone, it's been a while. I'm Yaguchi Mary.
I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble while I was away.
In adversity, she decided to return to variety shows.
Then, after four years of hard times and scandals this year, she got married for the first time.
They were the two people who overcame their troubles and gained happiness.
I see.
First of all, Ms. Miyara.
I'm blonde.
Do you feel like you're a bad role?
Yes, I do.
In my previous drama, I was a young adult role.
The producer of my drama told me, "Why don't you play a bad girl?"
I'm sure there was something like that.
Your face is ugly. Play a bad girl.
Isn't it an ad-lib?
It's not an ad-lib.
It wasn't in the script.
It's not in the script.
It's like, "Miyo-chan, you play a bad girl."
That's right.
Miyo!
How old are you?
14 years old.
13 years old.
Your face is crazy, your body is crazy.
13 years old.
Your face is crazy, your body is crazy.
Like that.
No way!
You're going to marry someone like Koala!
You became a racer, too!
Really?
I've been racing since I was a kid.
I like cars and I like them.
And when it comes to cars, it's Celica Double X and Nissan GT.
No way!
You're going to marry someone like Koala!
Really?
You raced on a mountain pass, didn't you?
I raced on a mountain pass.
When I was an idol, I always raced for two hours in the middle of the night.
And at the end of the night, I got hit by a body.
And that's how you became a member of parliament.
That's right.
Was there any reason for it?
Well, when I became a cancer patient, I realized that Japan's cancer prevention measures were really late.
Well, I've lived my life doing what I like, so I'm going to make a social contribution like that in the future.
I'm going to retire and do that kind of work properly.
There's a scene where Dr. Kimbashi says, "If there was a politician among us in the final scene,"
I didn't know you were really alone.
Wow!
I didn't know much about the book your husband wrote when he was 24 years old, but I bought it and went there.
You look younger.
That's right.
My husband sent me a letter.
My wife is a strong and beautiful politician, and she is my pride and joy,
but I'm a little worried about her working too hard at 54 years old this year.
During the election period, I didn't eat and ran around.
My weight dropped by 6 kg in three weeks.
My pants fell down the stairs of the station.
To prevent aging, I did 10 squats a day,
and 150 times a day,
and sometimes I did a half-moon version of both legs.
It's good to work hard,
but it's faster to go home,
so I want you to hold me more and more.
I see.
He's really stoic.
So you didn't eat and ran around. Is it a pass?
There is no candidate for a pass.
It says, "No way, asshole!"
I heard that your husband is very strict.
He is like a teacher and a believer.
What about cash?
I have watermelons.
What do you need?
Why are you laughing at me?
Watermelon?
I can do anything with watermelons.
But there is a limit for watermelons.
I use a mobile watermelon.
It costs 20,000 yen.
20,000 yen?
Can you use 20,000 yen?
20,000 yen.
When you want money, you have to apply in advance.
For example, I go to see a play and go for a drink.
It costs about 15,000 yen.
I go for a drink with a ticket price.
I'm going today.
Okay.
What are you going to see?
Kabuki.
It's expensive.
Okay, I'll go and get 30,000 yen.
I'll pay you!
It took me 10 years.
I will definitely pay you back.
I don't have any resistance to that anymore.
I see.
Next is Kabuki.
How did you join Morning Musume.?
Morning Musume is an audition program.
I joined there.
When I auditioned for Morning Musume., I gave my resume the next day.
I forgot to turn on the song.
Oh, no! I dropped it.
I need the document.
I was in a hurry and forgot it.
When I became an adult and asked Mr. Tsung, "Why did you pass the temporary screening?"
When I was choosing the document, one piece fell off.
When I picked it up, there was a little girl in it.
And I passed it.
So you had a reason to pass only one piece.
Yes, he chose it for me.
So you took a break from singing in a variety show.
Thank you very much.
There was a first scandal.
I don't think there was a scandal before.
I don't think there was one.
There were two scandals.
Big scandals.
It was a scandal about quitting being an idol.
But there were a few months of suspension.
After that, I got a call from the agency.
I put in a whole variety show for a month.
They told me to go for now.
At first, I couldn't say anything interesting at all.
I couldn't leave any fingerprints at all.
Ariushi-san gave me a nickname called "wife monster".
I thought I could be active here.
I worked really hard on the wife game on a great VTR show.
But didn't you think about retiring because of divorce and scandals?
When there was a big scandal for the second time, I thought about retiring about 80% of the time.
The truth about Yaguchi's return to the entertainment world.
He's one of the violent gangs.
I'm a big fan of his.
I'd like to see more of his stories.
So far, it has been brought to you by the sponsors you see.
Look!
It's broken!
Did you wear a rosette?
Um... yes.
When the second big scandal happened, I thought about retiring about 80%.
But there were a lot of rumors about me.
For example, he was one of the violent groups.
And when I was resting, there was a rumor that I was working at a high-end accessory store in Roppongi.
But there were really no rumors about me.
So I went out once and said I had to explain myself.
And I went back once.
So you really were hiding in a rosette, right?
Um... yes.
And the last one is...
Takasu Katsuya and Takeda Nobuo!
Takeda Nobuo!
As you know, I'm Takasu Katsuya.
I'm 29 years old and I'm an expert in plastic surgery.
I've been doing plastic surgery on TV shows for a long time.
I opened a clinic when I was 34 years old and I've been to a total of 13 places.
A doctor's life is full of fortune.
In 1998, I was sued for breaching my income tax.
And I was banned from doing business in Japan for a year.
But I didn't give up.
I decided to do it all over the world if I couldn't do it in Japan.
I traveled all over the world and learned the latest plastic surgery technology.
And I decided to do it myself if I couldn't do it for others.
Use yourself as a plastic surgery test subject and improve your technology!
You can do it easily and in a short period of time!
You've established a mouth plastic surgery!
There are still many plastic surgeons who have made themselves as a test subject.
The total number of surgeries is more than 500 times!
The cost of plastic surgery is...
W-w-what?!
It's equivalent to 1 billion yen!
You're a super transformed human with just one line of plastic surgery!
On the other hand...
Speaking of Mr. Takeda...
When he was in high school, with his genius soccer skills and sweet looks...
He was a very popular idol-class player!
You're still...um...
A solid human...
As the saying goes...
Soccer is for people who are very active and strong!
His highest annual salary is also 120 million yen!
He's super first class!
However...
He can't do anything in private...
He released a mysterious image video like an idol...
And Mr. Chara accelerated!
Even now, at 51 years of age...
He trains himself in beauty and...
He's a man who doesn't show off in order for women to like him!
And one more thing!
Why is that?
With this phrase, Tetsu and Tomo get to know each other!
Now, 20 years ago...
With the formation of the duo...
Why is that?
Was completed!
With late-night comedy shows...
It gradually gained popularity!
With this phrase...
Why is that?
It continued and had a big break!
Why is that?
In 2003...
It gained popularization targets!
A big fever!
Tomorrow, however...
The boom gradually disappeared...
And TV appearances decreased...
Even so, the two are still popular!
TV appearances decreased, but it's a business!
All over Japan, "Why is it like this?"
Even now, they stand on stage only 200 times a year...
And their income is no less than during the break!
Anyway, they are one of the best Brezzini members!
Is this a commercial?
Is it a live broadcast?
They brought patients to the studio and did it.
Isn't it novel as a project?
It's amazing!
The number of views increased...
Earlier in the VTR...
For a year...
Medical procedures were proposed...
It's a license...
License is a license for medical procedures in Japan...
I see...
Did you go there and learn various technologies?
I thought it was a chance...
At that time, in Japan...
No one knew about hyaluronic acid...
Or botox...
Isn't it obvious now?
They learned this cutting-edge medical technology...
Did you bring it in?
I found it and tried it myself...
Ah, it removes wrinkles...
Ah, it's convenient...
I brought it to Japan...
And it spread because of Takasu's safety...
"Puchi-seikei" is also what this person said...
Puchi-seikei
Hyaluronic acid...
If you apply it on wrinkles...
The wrinkles become thinner...
If you apply it on wrinkles...
It becomes darker...
I said it's interesting...
If you apply it at school...
Everyone laughed...
I said it's interesting...
If you apply it in the afternoon...
If you apply it at the next school meeting...
You become a star...
It's interesting...
Did you apply it in the middle of the school meeting?
Yes, in the middle of the school meeting...
Everyone...
There is a picture of his face change...
From the age of 29...
He became younger...
Look, really... 29 and 53 years old... He is just an old man...
He is getting older and older...
Is there such a thing?
No, no, it's not like he has muscles...
It's not like that at all...
Isn't it obvious? The actor has muscles and has a hand- like face...
Is it like that?
His face has changed...
Is it like that now?
Is it like that?
Yes, I'm sorry...
What?
Not at all...
Look...
It's broken...
He hasn't exercised for many years...
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing...
As a doctor, you are number one...
But, Dr. Takahashi...
Ms. Rieko Saibara, who was her age, will give you a frame...
As a doctor, you are number one...
But, Dr. Takahashi...
Ms. Rieko Saibara, who was her age, will give you a frame...
As a doctor, you are number one...
But, Dr. Takahashi...
Ms. Rieko Saibara, who was her age, will give you a frame...
What is this?
This is terrible, Sensei!
Sensei, I live in a hotel...
I'm not sure if you're a sportsman, or if you're an outdoor person...
I don't read newspapers...
If you read newspapers, is it like this?
I've never read newspapers before...
This is amazing!
It's clean, it's not dirty...
It's just that there's no genitalia...
If you're talking about 'borenai', it's like when this man was running for president...
He was popular...
That's right...
I've been in Japan since I was 16...
I was a superstar...
I did my best as a soccer player...
Even for women, I'm independent...
I approach women 120% of the time...
100-to-100 meal parties, hotel suites...
Parties...
I did those things while having fun...
This has been energetic Takeda-san!
There's been more recently...
There's more recently?
Recently, I've been playing various soccer roles...
After the World Cup, I played soccer with Shibasaki...
Also, Japan won the first round...
Because of that, I had about 50 jobs in 2 weeks...
During the World Cup...
Recently, I took a break and went to the beach...
I went to Kamakura last week and it was still popular
I went there in private and girls asked me to dance
In private?
Yes
They came
They are popular
What do you do in this kind of situation?
I don't do anything
Most of them just send photos and nothing else
That's all
You don't decide the goal?
You don't go out at night?
No, I don't go out at night
You don't eat?
No, I don't eat
One of his juniors sent him a complaint
Mr. Bakino sent him a complaint
Mr. Tageda goes to the beach in the summer every year
Every time, he sends a picture of a woman's butt
This month, he sent a picture of her butt more than 10 times
And he didn't say anything about it
I don't know what he wants to do
Anyway, I don't want you to bother me
I won't send you that picture this time
It's beautiful
What do you think of it?
It's a good picture
I used to live in Brazil and I like butts a lot
I took a picture of it
No
I didn't
You took a picture of it
I took a picture of it
I got permission from him and he sent me a picture of it
I envy you even a millimeter
Thank you very much
What is the story?
It's the first time for us to tell a story on Golden's show
It's M-1 Grand Prix
What?
It's the first time
Yes, it's the first time
Mr. Namao did it
Really?
And the story ended
After that, Mr. Danshi said, "You guys aren't going to be in this show," and I was a little panicked.
Oh, that's a good answer.
And he said, "No, I'm praising you."
But if you look at the score, it's 70 points.
If it's 70 in M-1, it's pretty low.
If you're praising me, I can do it next time if I get 95 points.
Even though I was able to appear on M-1 Grand Prix on live broadcast, I was wondering if I had failed.
And then, right away, the guest of the lecture called me.
Ginzan also took me to various places.
And we've been called "one-shot entertainer" for about ten years.
At that time...
Um...
It's okay! It's okay!
I have so many memories!
You shouldn't have said that!
Anyway, thank you for your kind words.
Um... I don't want to say it myself, but...
I said it's okay, so it's okay, right?
I see.
I said it myself.
What do you want?
So...
I'll do my best.
Actually, today...
Master came here...
Shido!
I'm a little, a little, a little shy sometimes
I'm a little, a little, a little, a little, a little shy sometimes
He says it wrong, wrong!
I am getting late for the train and I am already in the car
The train does not depart easily
Thank you very much.
But this song is not popular with people who don't take the train at all.
So I decided to make it a bus, not a train.
It's a song called "setsunai ne" (sad, isn't it)
Setsunai ne (sad, isn't it)
Basu ni notte (taking the bus)
Tomodachi ni bai bai shiteru (saying goodbye to friends)
Noni basu ga zenzen shuppatsu shinai (but the bus doesn't leave at all)
Zenbu uso nano yo (Everything is a lie)
Zenbu uso nano ne (Everything is a lie)
The producer of the TV says this to us
I'll definitely call you again
Zenbu uso nano yo (Everything is a lie)
Soshite mochiron, kochira mo hiro! (And of course, here's Hiro too!)
Nande darou? (Why is it?)
The red jersey girl, Tetsu-chan,
when she sees a doll like that,
she tries to put it on her chin right away.
Why is it?
Give me that.
Watch out!
That's terrible!
Well, I wish you all happiness and good health.
Today, I wish you all happiness and good health.
I'd like to put this red jersey on my chin.
I'll do my best!
Are you okay?
I'll do my best!
If you get on it, please give me a big hand!
Let's go!
Will you get on it or not? Will you let go of it?
How about it?!
Will you get on it or not?!
Everyone, sing with me!
Why is it? Why is it?
Shout it out!
I want you to say "I love you"
Next episode, I've never seen a city like this before!
Irony, omelet!
And...
Every day, every day...
Dance!