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"Docking 48"! This time, it's the NMB48 Special!
In the "Stupid No. 1" final match, there's a series of crazy answers!
Will these guys be okay in the future?!
And in the "TV sound" final match, there's an unexpected ending!
In addition, there's a huge loss in endurance matches!
What's going to happen to the fans who can't stand their competitors' attacks?!
If you release a CD, it's a hit-hit for NMB48!
Today, we're going to find out who can stand the "TV sound" match among them!
"Stupid", "TV sound", "endurance"!
Who will win all of them will win "TV"!
With that said, we're going to decide who's "No. 1" this time!
The members' crazy answers!
NMB48 Special!
Begins now!
Let's go! First up is...
Who is NMB48's "Stupid No. 1"?!
In today's entertainment world, "stupid" is an important element!
Who has that beloved ability?!
In advance, the members will perform a general common sense test of 30 points.
As a result, "stupid" will be decided as "No. 1"!
Do you remember? Last time, Kanakichi got the lowest score, 2 out of 30 points.
Kanakichi has been "stupid" since then.
Has it been about a year since then?
No, it's not at all like last year's Kanako.
It's the same.
I heard from the staff that Kanakichi has grown up quite a bit.
Before we announce it, let's see what kind of questions we had.
Here is the first question.
This is famous, isn't it?
Nakamunara
There are three versions.
There are three correct answers.
Here is the correct answer.
Kill me if you can, woman.
Make me cry, Hirioshi.
Wait until you cry.
There are three of them.
Let's see the answer.
It's a famous line.
Nakamunara nainaini hototogisu.
Here is the answer.
Don't cry. It's okay.
It's cool, isn't it?
Don't cry. It's okay.
Don't cry. Don't cry. It's okay.
You can't do it academically, but you can't do it humanly.
Don't cry. It's okay.
Next. Next is this question.
What does "h" in "hb" mean?
This is also an answer.
Hard.
Keira's answer is...
A little "hb".
Keira!
Keira! You don't use "hb", do you?
I don't use "hb".
You don't use "hb" all the time.
That's why you were bitten.
I can't eat it.
You can't eat it even if you bite it two more times.
Next is this.
Edison's famous saying.
Geniuses shine by 1% and 99% by...
Of course, it's hard work.
It's hard work. Of course.
Next is this.
Edison's famous saying.
Geniuses shine by 1% and 99% by...
Of course, it's hard work.
You're good. You're a maiden.
Edison, you're a maiden, aren't you?
Edison, you're a schoolgirl, aren't you?
This is terrible, isn't it, everyone?
This is just an introduction.
First of all, let's announce the 10th place.
From 15th place to 11th place.
Are you ready?
First place is a fool.
So, 16th place is the smartest.
Let's announce the 11th place.
Here it is!
Milky!
And of course, Kanagishi!
Kanagishi did his best!
Last time, Kanagishi got the lowest score by 2 points.
By the way, full score is 30 points.
30 points full score?
Sorry, I misunderstood. You guys are stupid.
But Kanagishi did his best!
Kanagishi did his best!
You guys are stupid!
Full score is 30 points and 2nd place by 16 points?
Of course, you can do it!
It was harder than you think.
Sorry, I saw the question but it was really low level.
It was really low!
You can do it!
I'm sure you can get 30 points.
First of all, let's see the answer of these 5 people.
The brothers who made the first aerobatic flight by airplane in the world are...
These brothers.
Last time, Kanagishi was the champion.
Did I make a mistake?
Kanagishi's answer is...
Brother brothers.
It's like maeda maeda.
It's brothers, right?
Brother didn't know.
Brother brothers are also brothers.
There are three of them here.
Next, Ainyan.
Ainyan also wrote down 20 points, right?
Yes.
Ainyan's answer is...
Tragas and Easter brothers.
Who is it?
Maybe it's not the right answer.
Is there such a thing?
Did you check it?
There is nothing.
There is no such thing.
There is nothing like that.
There is.
Next one.
Translate the next English into Japanese.
I got it.
Ken is going to go to bed after dinner.
Right? Here is the answer.
Ken is going to go to bed after dinner.
What?
He is 14 years old now.
He is just 14 years old.
He is doing well now.
Yes.
Let's see Shuu's answer.
Shuu's answer is...
Ken wants to have dinner under the bed, so he goes with her.
What are you talking about?
You are too excited.
Shuu, what are you saying?
What did you say in English?
Where are you going?
Ken wants to have dinner under the bed, right?
Yes.
Ken wants to have dinner under the bed, so he goes with her.
Shuu is one of the best five.
That's right.
It's like a school of science and technology.
Next, we will decide who is No. 1.
We will announce No. 10 to No. 2 at once.
Here is the first place.
I didn't do it though.
Anni got 5 points.
Nana got 6 points.
To be honest, as a woman in her 20s, I don't think I will get 6 points for this question.
To be honest, I don't think I will get 6 points.
Don't you have any intuition?
What is intuition?
This is terrible.
But I know one thing.
What is it?
If you pull out the upper tooth, you can throw it down.
This is terrible.
In the current housing situation, it is like losing something.
There is no soil in the current housing situation.
Mayuri is happy about it.
I'm happy.
She got 5 points.
It's not that kind of intuition.
I thought there was more.
What is intuition?
What does it mean?
I'm sleepy.
Let's see the answer.
Here is the first question.
What is watermelon?
You know it, right?
Watermelon is watermelon.
Watermelon is common sense.
This is terrible.
Here is Nana's answer.
Watermelon's juice.
She said "water".
Watermelon's water.
I'm serious.
You have no intuition.
She wrote "intuition" on it.
Watermelon and watermelon.
Watermelon and melon.
That's terrible, Nana.
It's terrible.
It's really terrible.
Here is the next one.
What do you call "going up" in a sushi restaurant?
I don't know much about it.
But this is the answer.
It's hot.
"Going up" means you are going up, right?
"Going up" is what Ripopo said.
What is "going up" in a sushi restaurant?
Here is Ripopo's answer.
Going up
It's a part-time job.
Why do you say it's a part-time job?
It's terrible.
Here is the next one.
What is "takanotsume"?
Here is the correct answer.
It's a stone made of glass.
I know that.
You know what "takanotsume" is, don't you?
"Uka".
Here is the answer of "takanotsume".
It's "togatti".
If you say it's correct, it's correct.
We talked too much.
I'm sorry.
Before announcing "obaka no.1", let's take a break.
Actually, we asked this question in "joushiki monnai".
You know what it is, don't you?
The answer is "sphinx".
You can draw that picture.
However, there is a very dangerous answer for this question.
Do you want "nana"?
Here is "nana"'s "sphinx".
What is it?
It's a building.
It's a huge building.
It's gross.
It's a face and a body.
And it's a building.
If you draw it as you think, it's correct.
It's just close.
Girls should draw it more cutely, don't you think?
It's cute.
It's like a merlion.
It's not.
What are you talking about?
Don't you have it in Singapore?
It's like a merlion.
It's not like a merlion,
but there is something like this on the building, isn't it?
That's it.
What are you talking about?
Take a break for about two months.
Study for a while.
Let's move on to "shu".
Here is "shu"'s "sphinx".
What is it?
It's cute.
But I know what it is.
The first one?
It's Egypt.
It's the first one?
What is it?
It says Egypt.
Oh, it's India.
That's right.
Let's go together.
Yes, let's go.
Next, Keiichi.
Keiichi is a commoner of N.E.B.
He was staring at us like a commoner.
Keiichi's swings are these.
It's disgusting.
What is it?
It's scary.
It's like a bad hobby SFD.
It's not like that.
Everyone wrote "Sphinx" without thinking.
I don't know.
You don't know "Sphinx"?
I don't know. Everyone wrote it like that.
It's a violation of the education system.
Everyone, you will be decided.
Are you a star or not?
Sayaka and Mimi, you are making me nervous.
You are making me nervous.
Let's see.
It's this one.
Of course it's this one.
Sayaka got 24 points.
You are the only one who got 20 points.
Sayaka, you are amazing.
You are really amazing.
I feel sorry for her if I don't make her face red.
She is the most stupid one on TV.
She is crying a lot.
She is crying a lot, but she decided to be stupid.
Miru, you got 4 points.
I'm not happy.
Of course you are.
It's an undeserved answer.
Let's see Miru's answer.
It's this one.
What is the world's third largest delicacy?
You must have heard of it.
I'm sure you have heard of it.
Caviar, foie gras, shrimp.
Let's see Miru's answer.
It's this one.
Foie gras, churritos, caviar.
Churritos.
I don't like it.
What is churritos?
It looks sweet.
Is churritos available?
It's a sweet candy.
It's churros!
Churritos and...
Let's see Miru's answer.
It's this one.
It's a dancing suit.
Miru's answer is...
nice
That's right.
Objectively speaking.
Your juniors will say "nice"
What would your juniors say at this moment?
That's right.
"Senpai, nice" would be good.
Next, this one.
kotowaza
What is this?
aitsu niwa nani agetemo imi neeyou mitai
kotowaza
Next, this one.
okane no muda zukai
kotowaza
kane no muda
Next, this one.
buta ni shinjuu
Next, this one.
okane ga nai hito ni koukyuu na mono wo ataitemo muda ya de
koukyuu
Have you ever said "kotowaza" when you were three years old?
No.
okane ga nai hito ni koukyuu na mono wo ataitemo muda ya de
kotowaza
I didn't say it.
You didn't say "kotowaza" in that sense.
You said "kosugu gochassa"
So, Saya Kuraki is the smartest.
And the man number one is
Mirun!
Who has the most television in the N.A.B. special?
What kind of plan is this?
First of all, let's go to the clock.
Is there anything interesting that happens or a punishment game that focuses on that person?
Yes, there is.
Let's do that on the TV.
Now, everyone will eat cream puffs.
Half of them contain extremely spicy mustard.
Half of them.
The person who gets the extremely spicy cream puffs will proceed to the next stage.
I see.
On the contrary, the person who eats the extremely spicy cream puffs will proceed to the next stage.
I'm jealous of you.
So, Mr. Degawa.
Mr. Degawa.
Mr. Hosei.
Since you don't have that kind of thing...
Draw.
Let's draw six to eight people first.
Here you go.
I can't eat anymore.
You can't eat anymore?
Then, eat it.
Okay, take it.
You can't eat it yet.
Take it.
Okay, take it and eat it.
Don't look at it.
Now, look at it.
You shouldn't look down.
Once eight more people eat it, you will proceed to the next stage.
Now, everyone.
Is that really a bad thing?
Eat it all together.
Here you go.
Go ahead and eat it.
Take a bite.
* equation *
* scream *
That's nice! Yes! It's nice, in the end!
It's nice!
Yes, in the end!
Take her away, take her away!
Take her!
Take her away!
1、2、3、4、5
Continue!
Ah!
Contact with eight!
* contact with eight *
We have contact with eight!
We did it!
Yes!
Do you just look at themSPEAKING hot sake into their mounth and continuing to the second stage!?
Let's continue!
Even more ordeals await them!
Now, we have reached the final stage!
From now on, only one lucky person will be chosen!
It's already the final stage!?
It's already the final stage!
From 8 people to the next, only one person will be chosen!
No, I don't want it!
The person who becomes one of them will be on the TV and will say the following things on camera!
"Super Wasabi Takoyaki"!
Wasabi Takoyaki!
Do you like it!?
In this, there is only one "Wasabi Tappuri Takoyaki"!
Have you seen it, Dami?
Now, please choose one!
Now, please hold it and line up in front of you!
Because there is a TV!
Everyone, please say it out loud!
"Super Wasabi Tappuri Takoyaki"!
One, two...
Idiot!
It's spicy!
Idiot!
It's spicy!
Rika-nyan, you were okay in the middle of that "Super Wasabi Tappuri Takoyaki", right?
Rika-nyan, you said "it's okay", right?
It's spicy!
I didn't expect this to happen!
Kata-haba dekaban is strong!
Kata-haba dekaban!
Kata-haba dekaban is strong!
I won!
Now, the TV program's winner is Rika-nyan!
Rika-nyan, how was it for you?
It's spicy!
Who has the most patience for the "NAB 48 Special"?
In the entertainment world, what you need is patience.
Who has the most patience for the "NAB 48 Special"?
First of all, you will hang on this pole.
The person who hangs on this pole until the end is "NMB48" and has the most patience for the "NAB 48 Special".
By the way, the loser will receive a "face pie" from the penalty game host.
The loser will receive a "face pie" from the penalty game host.
Patience No. 1 Decision Match
First of all, these six will be in the first group of the preliminary round.
Only the first place will advance to the final.
Now it's the first round.
If it's a long match, it will be boring.
So we prepared something funny.
From Team K.F. to our family.
It's going to be funny.
Be careful.
It's scary.
It will appear in 10 seconds. Please look forward to it.
Are you ready?
First of all, hang on this pole.
Is it this way?
Ready, start!
Where is it?
Hang in there!
It's scary!
Rika looks relaxed.
That's good!
Airi looks relaxed, too.
Look at Ririka's face!
Now, entertainers, go ahead!
It's fast!
It's scary!
Ready, set, go!
B.K.B! Thank you!
B.K.B!
B.K.B! Stop, B.K.B!
B! It's over!
Hello, I'm B.K.B and my bike is a motorcycle!
Today, I'm going to do my best to give you energy and gas!
Bike, gas, up and go! Let's go!
Shortcut!
Good job!
Boom, boom!
It's over!
K.I.T. is the last one!
Everyone laughed and fell down.
No one fell down in DKB.
You laughed a lot.
You should work hard on your motorcycle, Keiichi's motorcycle.
No, no.
Moreover, Keiichi you were aiming for remained.
Keiichi's physical strength engine didn't run out easily.
He said "bunbun" only to his motorcycle.
No, I don't like "bunbun".
I don't like "bunbun".
Now in Kansai Korea...
Please ride a sidecar with us.
No, I don't ride a sidecar.
It's an art-type sidecar.
Everyone, please ride a sidecar with us.
I'll ride a motorcycle only!
Thank you!
I'm scared of motorcycles.
Please move!
Hands off!
The second group of qualifying is these five girls.
Their main name is sports-oriented Ainyan.
Let's see how much Ria and Martin can eat!
Let's start the second round!
Are you ready?
Get ready!
It's going to be funny!
Did it shake?
Please look forward to it!
It's coming!
Before you do it...
Before you do it, everyone, fall down.
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
I haven't done anything yet.
You haven't done anything yet?
You guys, do your best!
What are you doing right now?
You said you wanted to go to the police station!
You've gone too far, haven't you?
Kobayashi-san, stand up for me for a second.
What is it?
You stand up for me for a second.
I really want to say how I feel to you, Kobayashi- san.
Is it okay for me to say how I feel?
Just say it.
I like you!
Just say it!
I like you!
He's prepared a lot for you.
Go ahead!
Shigera!
Nara!
Nara was the fastest.
You can do it!
Now, Baachun!
Now!
The third group of preliminary is these five people.
Their main target is leader Sayaka, but their opponent is monkey Mirurun.
Will they show their real strength here?
Now, we're going to participate!
Yes!
Now, everyone, get ready!
Let's go!
Get ready!
Go!
Now, let's do our best.
Don't shake it!
Now, entertainers, please come out!
One, two, three, four!
Who's that?
Who is that?
A week before a week before
Atore!
I'm the first one who got yelled at
It's hot in the studio
I'm sweating now, so I'll dry my sweat
No, you can't
I can't look this way.
It feels good.
It's dangerous for those who can't bend their waist.
Huh? I can't bend my waist.
Should I bend it a little?
Time's up!
As expected of Sayaka!
Good job, Sayaka!
As expected of you!
Time's up!
Hey, Sayaka, if you're only going to fall, try standing up!
Time's up!
As expected of you, Sayaka!
It's dangerous for those who can't bend their waist.
Huh? I can't bend my waist.
Should I bend it a little?
Time's up!
Good job, Moria. It's okay.
It's okay.
Step back.
Did you have fun?
Wait for me.
Time's up!
Good job, Kanakichi!
Hikaru!
Minoru!
Time's up!
These three will be in the final round!
With this, the strongest endurance king of NMB48 will be decided!
Now, it's the final round!
The one who remains is the strongest!
I don't think I can see it...
This is a pretty good match!
Will this be a long match?
It will be a long match, so you can do your best!
The last blind man is the most...
I feel like I can't rely on you...
Is it okay?
I think it will be a long match!
It will be a long match!
Now, it's the final round!
You can do it!
Now, get ready!
Get ready!
Now, the entertainer will appear!
I can't sniff it!
This is a new joke!
I can't sniff it!
You will be killed by your fans!
It's over!
You can't run!
It's over!
Who is Ichikawa?
It's Ichikawa!
I'm Kawamura Koryuichi!
It's over! Stop it!
Stop it!
Kawamura Koryuichi!
You look like him!
Kawamura Koryuichi!
You look like him!
You look like him in "Asia's Sumida", too!
Do you have any feelings for him, Mr. Koryuichi?
What?
You know...
What? What?
You know, I have some great news for you.
You know, Mr. Sayaka Yamamoto...
Please don't tell anyone about this...
She used to eat donburi when she was a child.
Where is Mr. Koryuichi?
Mr. Koryuichi, where are you?
Mr. Koryuichi, I want you to sing for me.
You will be killed by your fans.
I'm sorry, Mr. Koryuichi.
So...
Mr. Koryuichi is the winner!
So...
The two losers in the future...
Challenge...
Concentrate!
So, this time we will challenge...
Concentrate with ballroom performance!
This time, you will enter a giant line and challenge an obstacle course!
If you can complete a course with various obstacles of about 20 meters within a limited time of 48 seconds, you will succeed!
If one of you can do it, the challenge will be a success!
You will only get one chance!
If you fail, you will get a penalty game!
You will drink extremely spicy red pepper tea!
And today, we will be taught by...
Ballroom performer, Mr. Richard Shibuya!
First of all, you will enter a giant balloon!
Spread it out and cover your head with it.
I can't do it!
It's too scary!
Hurry up and go in!
Wow!
Next, we'll do the hands.
OK! One more!
OK! OK! OK!
A little lower.
OK! OK! At once!
Then, right and left.
You're good!
Did you do it?
Jump up and down, and move your nose forward little by little.
Move your nose up and down.
Jump up and down.
OK! OK! OK!
Let's stick your neck out of the hole.
Like this.
Wow!
You're good!
Isn't it painful?
It's painful!
Your neck?
My neck hurts!
I can't walk with this!
Next, we'll do the butt.
Spread it out more!
I can't do it at all!
Oh, I'm scared!
Your spine! Your spine is visible!
Ripoppo can't get into the balloon.
Then...
Oh!
You weren't in the picture!
And you weren't in the picture!
I can't do it anymore!
I'm tired of it!
After that, while getting help from the teacher,
Ripoppo managed to get into the balloon.
I can't do it!
And...
Akarin managed to get into the balloon, too!
I'm tired!
I'm really tired!
All three of them got into the balloon and started practicing!
First up is Sayaka!
I'm scared of this!
I'm scared of getting used to it!
Even though she's scared of it, she manages to clear the flying box!
Next up is Ripopo, but...
I'm scared of it!
She can't get on the platform well, and Ripopo's second time is a failure!
I can't do it anymore!
I don't want to do it anymore!
I don't want to do it!
On the other hand, Akarin seems to be able to fly the flying box and average weight without any problems, and she seems to be able to expect it the most!
I think it's finally time for me to be praised for my challenge!
It's true!
Even though the balloon broke, the three continued their practice and...
Practice time is over!
First up is the challenge of the top batter, Ripopo!
Ripopo, who was most scared of it, will she be able to score a goal in 48 seconds?
Let's start!
Okay!
Ready, start!
You're wasting your time!
It's okay, it's scary!
Go, go!
Wow!
It's okay for you to be so short!
It's dangerous!
This is a little scary!
Go, go!
That's right, I'm serious!
This is how serious I am!
It's okay, it's okay!
Say something!
You're about to break the ground!
Wow!
Hey!
Wow!
You're fast!
Oh, no!
It's impossible!
It's true!
This is difficult.
But I thought Riho would do it.
I thought Riho would do it, too!
Riho couldn't even reach the marshmallow and failed!
Next up is Sayaka's challenge!
I'm nervous!
Sayaka is said to be Sayaka's "necky boy".
Captain Sayaka, will you be able to show your strength in action?
"Necky boy"!
Ready, set, go!
She did it!
That was close!
It's a shame that she did it too early.
I know, right?
She's good!
She's a "necky boy", too!
She did it!
You should have done it!
You're really "necky boy" now.
You were staring at the marshmallow too much.
That's impossible!
I'll just hit it.
I won't bite it.
This is difficult.
You'll hit your nose, right?
That's impossible!
Sayaka failed to reach the marshmallow in 15 seconds!
The last challenger is Akari!
You can do it, Akari!
What do you think of Akari's neck?
Akari has the best sense!
Will she be able to succeed in her last attempt?
Sayaka's neck is weird.
Ready, set, go!
That was close!
Slowly!
It's like I'm in a roller coaster!
Yui is usually my worst partner in the show.
Oh, no!
I can't do it!
No!
I can do it! The
You know...
No!
I don't like it!
Ryoma has turned white.
He is very popular in NMB.
He couldn't reach the goal in the morning and failed the challenge.
She is laughing at me.
I will do it.
She is very popular.
One, two, three.
I don't like it.
I like it.
She is very popular.
Don't do it.
She is a monster.
Akarin, don't do it.
She is so cute.
She is a monster.
Get out of this village!
She is a monster.
Next Week!
We'll provide you with all the latest news overflowing the streets!
The studio members will also have questions for us along the way, so answer them properly!
Until next week...
Gandai!
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I don't have a cell phone.
I don't have a cell phone!
A touching story of Siegner and Kamuken Jinnai will be revealed!
The novel "Entertainer Exchange Diary" written by broadcaster writer Suzukio has become popular with many entertainers.
In August 2011, Audrey Wakabayashi and Tanaka Kei performed "Yellow Hearts", a comedy duo, on stage.
Even after 11 years of acting career, "Entertainer Exchange Diary" is full of serious realities that only those who are involved in it know.
Fun, loneliness and sadness that only entertainers know are depicted realistically.
The audience can't hold back their tears.
It became a topic of discussion as a premier performance where you can't get a ticket.
This legendary work has been staged again as a reading play!
The super popular comedy duo from the east and west become "Yellow Hearts" only for one day and spread reading plays.
And in the last comedy scene, even the surprise performance of each duo can't be done by an actor.
Which duo do you want to see?
The emotional stories of unsold comedians will appear on stage!
So, Tamuken, please tell us an episode of "Bakusho Binbou" which didn't sell at the time!
Well, Jinnai and Iye are close, and we often go out together.
When I cook and eat, or when we do like this,
well, they like Ozaki.
And one day, I was sandwiching Ozaki's video between erotic videos,
and when I was eating, Jinnai cut me off.
Why do you sandwich Ozaki's video between erotic videos?
Jinnai got really mad at me. It was the first time he got so mad at me.
And I said "I'm sorry, too."
And the next day, when I said "I'll cook for you next time, so come here,"
Ozaki was sandwiched between erotic videos in the same state.
In Jinnai's house.
Is this a stage performance?
Huh? L.A.B. or Sakyanmaru?
You've been around for a long time, but you're too weak-willed!
See you next week!
Sayaka, you said you were hungry, but you didn't eat anything.
Sayaka's expression is correct.
Can I eat anything today?
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And so, everyone, Obaca is...
Obaca is...
Hungarian.
And her physical strength is...
average.
See you next week! Good-bye!
See you!