AISubs v3.5
YORUPACHIRU
There are many places in the world that are shrouded in mystery and unseen.
There, a burnt camera sneaks in and reveals an unknown truth!
Sneak in! Docking!
We'll steal your curious heart and soul!
This time, we sneak into a rumored nightclub.
To relieve modern people's stress, we approach a large fetch shop.
And for some reason, that person walks away!
Studio cleaning for a sharp look!
And with an omelet rice message, you can also enjoy home-made happiness!
We'll reveal the position of the losers at home!
First, from here!
Do you know that there are more and more fetch shops in the city of Osaka at night?
There, the staff rushes to fetch shops that are gaining popularity!
Sneak in!
Super Fetch Nightclub!
The first shop to sneak in is a girls' bar, PUNYUNNYU, located south of Osaka.
This shop is on the second floor of the building.
What kind of fetch is this?
- Welcome! - Welcome!
- This way, please. - This way?
It looks like there are a lot of customers in the shop.
What does this place mean?
It's a girls' bar with a little bit of a concept.
- Is it pink? - Yes, it's pink.
Oh, I see.
- Is it limited to 0.3kg? - Our weight borderline is...
- How much do you weigh? - Height below 100cm x 0.9kg is our standard weight.
If we don't have 30kg more, we can't work here.
- How much do you weigh now? - I'm about 86kg now.
- You're in the back. - Don't worry about me.
What about their customers?
I don't think there are many chubby girls.
- Is it standard? - Yes.
- How much do you weigh? - At first, I weighed 70kg, but recently it's a little more.
What do you like about chubby girls?
Chubby girls or round girls? Of course...
No, I don't know.
I think chubby girls are more attractive.
What kind of cups do you like?
- What kind of cups do you like? - Tea cups.
- Tea cups.
You can drink as much as you like for two hours.
For men, it's 3,150 yen. For women, it's 2,100 yen.
For regular customers, it's 10,000 yen.
- I like 10,000 yen. - I like 10,000 yen.
By the way, 60% of customers are women and most of them are chubby girls.
Why did you come here?
Me?
If it was a normal shop, customers would treat me like a normal teacher.
But since I came here, I've been treated like a normal girl.
I'm happy to be treated like this.
For this reason, the shop has become a place where chubby women and chubby men can meet.
Some couples even get married here.
But that's not all.
Even in midwinter, it's cool in the shop.
You can't live without an air conditioner all year long.
I can't live without it.
It's 10,000 yen.
I can't live without it.
My most popular customer is Ayumi-chan.
I want to meet Ayumi-chan.
Go ahead.
Ayumi-chan.
Ayumi-chan is my most popular customer.
Yes.
What is it?
Is it a secret?
It's a secret.
Look.
It says "idol" on it.
It's totally different from the picture.
How much do you usually carry?
I don't carry a lot.
When I get older and over 100kg,
and my blood pressure goes up,
I don't carry much.
What is Ayumi-chan's secret of popularity?
Ayumi-chan looks cute when she eats.
Please eat something.
Can I have it?
Yes, you can.
Thank you very much.
Ayumi-chan is cute when she eats.
Can I have it?
Yes, you can.
Thank you very much.
Are you okay with adult food?
No way!
It's surprisingly healthy.
It's surprisingly chewy and healthy.
It's very similar.
After getting excited about food,
Himari's...
I want you!
Baby, pick me up and shout!
And...
Don't remember me until you're 19.
Iron pants.
By the way, it seems that the reason is really iron pants for customers.
Iron pants for customers!
Next, the staff sneaked into the member's club "Rouge" in Juso.
This fetishist is...
Welcome.
Thank you.
Welcome.
They welcomed us with a little grand...
Ladies?
What kind of shop is this?
What is it?
It's a ladies' shop.
Oh, ladies' shop.
Yes.
Is it okay if we don't dress up?
Oh, it's totally okay.
Oh, really?
Yes.
There are several customers in the store.
Can you go to the mama counter?
What kind of shop is this?
A shop that fulfills men's transformation desires.
There are many people who have such transformation desires.
It depends on whether you do it or not.
Are you a customer?
No, I'm a mama.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Is that so?
Are you a man during the day?
No, I'm not a man during the day.
Are you dressing up now?
Yes, I'm dressing up like a dog.
Both shop assistants and customers are men during the day.
They say they are not mama, but fashion lovers.
What kind of customers are there?
There are many people who are computer enthusiasts, teachers, doctors, and lawyers.
Surprisingly, there are many customers who have strong occupations.
The age range is from the late 30s to the 70s.
By the way, the mama is also a former banker.
Are you married?
No, I'm not married.
Are you children?
Yes, we have two children.
What do you do for a living?
I've been doing it since I was a kid.
I've been doing it since I was young, so it's nothing special.
By the way, what about familiar customers?
I'm a woman.
Yes, I am.
Why do you dress up like a woman?
I want to be a woman.
Are you a man during the day?
Yes, I'm a man during the day.
I don't drive.
What would you do if you were found out?
I wouldn't do it.
What would you do if you were found out?
The drink price is about 6,000 yen.
If you're driving, it's 1,000 yen cheaper.
Actually, this shop has a dress room on the upper floor.
Even if you're barefoot, you can borrow clothes and wigs.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
This is where you do your make-up and hair.
- Is that so? - Yes.
The price is about 6,000 yen.
Some beginners even help with their make-up.
(Lockers)
What kind of lockers are these?
These are lockers for members.
We have about 20 lockers in total.
For married couples, lockers are also used.
Members can do their make-up here and go out at night.
By the way, what's the most famous thing about this shop?
- Mom, I want to go to Kyodaibu. - Okay.
- Are you good at Kyodaibu? - Yes, we are.
- We're good at it. - We're good at it.
- Are you good at it? - Yes, we are good at it.
- There should be more meaning in it. - If you want to be free, why don't you go there?
- This is a new game. - Yes.
- It's called "Intrusion Docking". - Yes.
- How about you, everyone? - Yes.
- How about you, ma'am? - Yes.
- Do you often... - Yes.
- Do you often... - No, I'm still an amateur.
I'm still an amateur.
I'm still... It's my spirit that brings me together.
- That's not your style, right? - No, it's not my style.
- That's not your style, right? - It's just a transformed ambition of a woman.
- It's a release of stress. - Yes.
What about you, Mr. Non-Style?
I was told by 3 fortune-tellers that I'll end up like this in my late 40s.
- In 6 years, how many years will you be like that? - In 6 years, I'll be like that, right?
- In 6 years, how many years will you be like that? - He said it in 3 years, so it's not a mistake.
- I'm the only one like that. - He said it in 3 years, so it's not a mistake.
How about toes of feet?
Who said toes of feet?
How about it?
Even toes of feet can't be removed.
And, do you notice it?
There is no one.
Who is it?
No, you don't notice it.
We are members as usual.
We are doing as usual.
Yes, yes.
We are doing as usual without any delay.
We are doing as this member of Docking.
No, no.
You notice it, don't you?
The person sitting here.
What?
You don't notice it, do you?
Wait a minute.
Even without Tamura-san, we are doing as usual.
That's right.
That's the problem.
It went smoothly, didn't it?
Yes.
In fact, in order to relieve Tamura-san's stress, who is too busy managing the company and so on,
he rented clothes at the women's wear bar "Rouge" which we introduced earlier and had women's wear worn.
So, let's welcome them right away.
Please come in.
Good, good, good.
But, you know...
She's in America, isn't she?
She is!
She's in America!
She's in Canada!
To kill a bee?
Water, water, water!
All around!
Scary, scary!
Scary!
OK, OK!
OK!
Scary!
She's scary!
She's from overseas!
She's scary!
She's scary, isn't she?
She's scary!
She's scary, isn't she?
She's more of a girl than you'd think!
She's pretty, she's pretty!
Are you expecting something really dirty?
No, no...
Stop it!
Watch this...
Watch this!
Poppipoppipo!
There's something about you!
Did you relieve yourself of your stress in the latest?
You quit your job, didn't you?
I quit my job!
I'm not doing it anymore...
You're not doing it anymore?
I'm not doing it anymore...
Are you relieved of your stress?
What are you doing, really?
I'm not relieved of my stress!
What? The false lashes?
The false lashes, right!
It's such a huge stress!
It's so huge!
I'm counting on you, today!
This is it, Mom!
I've heard this before!
Look at this!
Hey, take off your pants.
But you don't sit like a girl.
You're too much.
Can you prepare this for me?
You girls are too serious.
I finally understand the meaning of this.
You girls do this all of a sudden.
Yes, we do it all of a sudden.
But it's like this.
What is this?
Let me introduce you to strange Festivals all over the country.
First of all, this is it.
It's called "Gyal Cafe Tension".
As the name suggests, the store is called "Gyal" in Shibuya.
It's a cafe, isn't it?
Gyal of the store develop and provide products and services themselves.
It's a cafe and bar that conveys Gyal's present.
You like Gyal, don't touch me.
You like Gyal, don't you?
There is a popular service.
If you can take Gyal's sword seriously, you can get a drink.
Oh, did you hear that?
Gyal's sword.
I'm curious about this soft cream before taking Gyal's sword.
There was something like this before.
I'm sure you've said "I'm stupid" in "Love Zenga".
The next strange cafe is this one.
It's "Soineya".
This is Akihabara's first "Soineya" specialty store.
It's popular because you can feel people's skin and just spend time slowly.
"Soineya" offers a simple and ultimate healing.
Let's see what it is.
There is an option.
What is "winter" in Japanese?
It's an Akihabara specialty, "winter".
It's only 10,000 yen, isn't it?
That's what it is.
Add 20,000 yen more.
It's not that kind of service.
I say it a lot.
Thank you.
It's only 10,000 yen for 6 hours.
Can you show me your cash experience one more time?
Yes.
What does "tonton kobayashi" mean?
By the way, it's 3,000 yen for entrance fee.
It's 3,000 yen for entrance fee.
Normally, it's 3,000 yen for 20 minutes.
It's 6,000 yen for 60 minutes.
It's 30,000 yen for 6 hours.
Let's go for 30,000 yen for 6 hours.
What? Let's go.
Let's go for 30,000 yen for 6 hours.
Since we're going there, let's go for 30,000 yen for 6 hours.
Shall we go for 30,000 yen for 6 hours?
And, Jinne-san.
What are you talking about?
It's not like that.
But, you like Soine, don't you?
Yes, I like her.
You like Soine, don't you?
But, you like her, don't you?
No, I don't like her, but...
Can you do something you don't like?
This test is no good.
You still don't like her?
You don't know her?
When it comes to omelet rice, it's with ketchup and message.
Once again, we're going to be caught up in the moment of sending messages of love.
What kind of story will be born today?
Love
First of all, we visited a family of Masuda family who live in Takatsuki City.
It's a family of six who have parents and four children.
This time, they will send a message from their daughter to their parents.
He and I have been dating for about three and a half years.
We have been living together in Osaka for a long time.
About half a year ago, he moved to Hiroshima.
It was a long distance relationship.
I will also move to Hiroshima for work.
What do you mean?
I'm thinking of getting married.
I'm thinking of it, but I haven't reported it yet, so I hope I can tell my parents about it.
That's right. It's a nervous moment to tell your boyfriend about your marriage.
I made dinner.
Did you make dinner?
Yes, it's been a while.
Open the door.
What's wrong?
Welcome back.
This is the message he wrote to his parents.
What did his parents say?
What?
What is it?
Is it a horse?
Excuse me.
What?
Excuse me.
I'm not good at reading and writing, and I've always wanted to talk about it, but I've been talking about getting married when things settle down.
What? What did you say?
No, I didn't say that.
Oh, I see.
It's okay.
It depends on the order.
I said it, but...
Did you think it would happen?
I thought you were a little ahead of me.
Have you decided on a proper date or something like that?
No.
From now on?
I'm thinking about talking about it from now on, but for the time being, I reported it first.
Oh, I see.
I'm not here because I'm working today, but if I get married or something like that, I'll end up in a different house.
From then on, my dad and mom...
I don't know...
That's as far as I can go.
It's amazing.
My mom, too.
It's hard to say.
I feel like I'm lonely.
That's because you've been away from home for a long time.
That's right.
I think I was the first one to leave home.
Even if I'm lonely, I feel like I'm with my dad and mom.
I want to raise him well.
You want to raise him well, don't you?
I want to raise him well and raise him well.
I'm talking about it.
It's a little like this.
Oh, I see.
I'm happy, but I'm happy.
I can't help it, but I'm lonely.
Your name changes.
I'm lonely.
Your face is sad.
I'm lonely.
Well, I was hoping that there would be such a report soon.
But more than that...
You said it earlier.
You raised me well.
You said something like this.
I'm happy with the words.
It's a family of five - a wife, Mr. Paisen, and three children.
This message is for the father, from the wife and daughter at the top of the family.
What message do you want to send?
My feelings of gratitude.
I'm Mr. Paisen, just like the character I see on TV.
I'm Mr. Paisen at home, too.
I say a lot of things and go around in the house.
Even if I try to convey my feelings of gratitude,
if I say one or two bad things at once,
my feelings will be erased.
I think about it, but I don't say it anymore.
Mr. Paisen, who usually does housework for his children, is grateful for Mr. Paisen,
but it seems that Mr. Paisen cannot honestly convey his gratitude to Mr. Paisen.
This is the message they send.
What is Mr. Paisen's reaction?
Thank you for your hard work.
That's fast.
I'll take it.
What do you think of my bitter face?
It looks like you.
Dad!
I'm happy.
I'm happy, too.
Paisen is cute.
I'm happy.
Paisen is happy.
Your hat is beautiful.
I'm happy.
Why is Paisen so happy?
I'm happy.
It's not enough.
I'll eat it.
It's good.
I'm happy.
Ten years.
Ten years, no way.
It's a hundred years.
You're lying.
Thank you, Tatsuya.
She said "thank you" in a tweet.
She said it in an infamous way.
She only said "le de tere".
I don't know anymore.
Just write it normally.
You didn't change, did you?
I struggled a little to find my own way of saying goodbye.
I don't know anymore.
Is it good?
It's good.
What is it?
Here's a spoiler.
It's gone!
Taka-kun.
Yes?
We need to talk.
Okay.
Actually...
Yes?
This is...
a prank.
A prank?
It's a prank.
Look at his face.
I've been waiting for you.
Excuse me.
Hey, is this a prank?
What is it?
You didn't notice, did you?
Did you see me looking at the TV?
I was happy even if you didn't notice me.
That's why I told you to be careful.
This is "Docking 48".
What is "docking"?
It's "docking", to be honest.
It's not funny at all.
You can't say that.
I asked him if he was going to say anything.
He said he wasn't able to say anything because he was grateful for me.
I see.
What do you think?
It's a good show, isn't it?
Docking for a date
I want to get married as soon as possible.
I'm thinking of going back to my house.
I'm thinking of getting married again next year.
I want to be in such a family.
I want to do my best every day.
There may be good things in an omelet rice message.
It's a prank.
It's not like a prank.
It's a TV show.
She is very kind.
Do you marry?
I got married about a month after we started dating.
How did your parents react?
My dad was quiet and only drank beer.
I went to say hello.
At first, my dad was happy and thanked me.
About a week before we started dating,
my dad and I became lonely.
How old were you?
I was 20 years old.
You worked in a bar.
I thought you were cute.
You were cute.
I thought you were cute.
I worked with Mr. Kengoba and Mr. Yagi of Savannah.
We were wondering if we could be a new couple.
Today, we are at Abedo Jr. Trampoline Club.
We are NMB48.
We will challenge
trampoline 48.
No way!
They will challenge trampoline now.
If they can do it without mistakes,
they will succeed in this challenge.
They have three chances.
If they fail, they will drink a penalty game,
extremely spicy pepper tea.
Let's call the teacher.
Ms. Inoue.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Last time, Ainyan did it all the way back home.
I want her to do it again this time.
Last time, Ainyan did it all the way back home.
What will she do this time?
That's amazing.
Now, turn around.
That's difficult.
You can get injured on your face or you can get a scab.
It's very difficult, so be careful.
Injury on the face...
This time, the biggest technique is the forward kiss.
Compared to the back kiss that Ainyan succeeded last time,
she can't confirm the landing point, so she may fail to land and get injured.
It's a dangerous technique.
First, we'll have them perform a couple of tasks.
[Applause and cheers]
This is scary.
Are you going to do it?
No!
That's difficult.
Stop it.
Next, it's Solo's challenge performance.
Scary!
That's dangerous!
Scary!
Retreat.
Wow!
Let's start the practice.
First, Wuka does a kickflip.
One, two, three, four.
It's her first time, but she's pretty good at it.
We can expect a lot from her.
Next, Rike is going to practice falling on her waist.
Wow!
This one is perfect, too!
This is fun! I'm having so much fun!
Compared to the two who are learning it well,
Maachin is...
Maachin, are you okay?
Maachin, what's wrong?
Seriously?
Because I'm a girl.
Karaoke.
It's so hard!
What should I do?
Maachin can't fly well out of fear.
On top of that, the teacher says...
Karaoke is scary.
It's about three times heavier in Singapore,
so you can fall or hurt yourself.
Be careful.
Based on the basic practice,
Wuka and Rika, who seem to be able to combine well,
pair up, and Maachin is in charge of solo.
What's up with you, Maachin?
Immediately, solo and pair are separated and practice resumes.
Rika and Wuka, who are in charge of pairing,
practice flying together.
Ah, but...
I think I can do it.
If you don't match your breaths and fly alternately,
the balance will fall apart.
And a big pair technique,
trying to jump over.
This is scary.
I'm sorry.
The lower part is really hard.
I'm really sorry.
They practice many times,
but if they make one mistake,
they can't jump over the fear of getting injured.
Will they succeed in the actual performance?
On the other hand, Solo's Martin is having a hard time too.
He can't fly as much as he wants since this morning.
Can they succeed in the actual performance?
I can't do it.
I'm scared.
And now, the actual performance.
First of all, Rika-chan and Uuka's pair performance.
Okay, you two, please.
Wow!
How is it?
They failed to keep the balance and didn't succeed.
One more time.
You can do it!
OK!
Go!
They are back on their feet for the second attempt.
It's impossible.
It's really impossible.
You two are struggling.
Rika doesn't stand up and fails the second attempt as well.
You can do it! You can do it!
You failed the first attempt, so do your best!
The third attempt of "last chance" where failure is not allowed!
"Last" is a dangerous combination technique.
Can they succeed and connect to "Martin"?
One, two, three!
Now it's Machin's turn.
Will he succeed with only one chance?
Machin, sorry, it's your last chance!
You can do it!
Now, it's the last battle!
Will he succeed with all his heart?
You made it so compact!
He made it!
Do you know what that is?
I succeeded in this challenge!
You succeeded, but...
In a sense, is this a success?
I feel like I'm flying really high in me.
But the scenery was completely different.
It was like "Huh?"
How was it? Look at me.
Low.
It was low, wasn't it?
It didn't make sense, did it?
Gradually for the next year!
We'll give you the latest information overflowing with ears on the streets!
Some of the members in the studio have questions for us along the way, so answer them properly!
Well then, this week too...
Don't die!
Will that musical finally become a movie?
Will the musical "Les Miserables", which has been screened all over the world for a long time, become the long-awaited movie?
It depicts Jean Valjean, a man who stole bread and was imprisoned for 19 years and whose life is full of misery.
Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Anne Hathaway and other cast members will all be cast in the movie "Les Miserables", which will be screened all over the world from December 21st.
The power of love and life are the catchphrases of past movies!
Well then, let's get to the point!
What is love to you?
Well...
It's a place where you don't play around with kanji that you don't know.
That love has spoiled you!
Here's the next one!
"Yo-i-don" and "Hankyuu Hyakka-ten" are collaborating with Kansai TV's "Yo-i-don", a popular show in the morning.
In the familiar corner of "Yo-i-don", you can find "Hankyuu Umeda Honten" and "Today's Recommended Food" which we introduced in "Yo-i-don".
"Yo-i-don" will be held at "Hankyuu Hyakka-ten" Umeda Honten from tomorrow to December 25th.
"Yo-i-don" will be held at "Hankyuu Hyakka-ten" Umeda Honten from December 25th to December 25th.
Just hearing about "Yo-i-don" makes me excited! Let's continue with this!
"Yo-i-don" is a foreign-style show which is about AKB48's Yokoyama Yui visiting Kyoto and touching unfamiliar beautiful sounds.
"Yo-i-don" has been trying various healing sounds like maiko's song and self-made Buddha's Lion Dance.
We have received comments from Yokoyama Yui-chan, a member of NMB48.
Jinnai-san, Tam-ken-san, Ken-koba-san, NMB48 members, good evening!
"Yo-i-don" is a show which I, Yokoyama Yui, will tell you about Kyoto's traditions and culture. Please watch it!
Listen carefully to Miyan's voice mail!
By the way, I'll ask Non-Style Ishida. What is the beautiful sound you recently heard?
My wife sang it for me, but I forgot it. I sang it when I said it.
Lastly, I'll sing it next year at the cultural festival.
"Onizuka Ryu Jinsei Juryou" will be released on DVD!
The legendary teacher and Onizuka Eikichi's Gashinko Juryou begins now!
For the children who can no longer trust adults in Japan's hottest weather and hottest men in Japan,
"Onizuka Ryu Jinsei Juryou" will finally be released on DVD for the sake of your life and your beliefs!
It will be released on December 26th!
Also, "G.T.O."'s New Year's special program will be aired!
From January 2nd at 9:30 p.m., "Onizuka" will rampage!
Enjoy the big hit drama in your room!
Now, Tamuken, please tell us about your great episodes in high school!
Well, it was me who started it and we decided to form a band.
It was a copy band of June Skywalkers.
I was the leader at the time and I got the main guitar and started practicing,
but I couldn't play the guitar at all.
Everyone told me not to do it,
and in the end, at the cultural festival, I was playing the tambourine.
I guess that was the peak of your life!
Well, that's it for this week! See you next week!
June Skywalkers...
Yeah, but there's no place for you to play the tambourine!
There isn't!
First of all, thank you Nonstyle for coming!
On December 31st, it's New Year's Eve, and we will be doing a Countdown Live at a place called Packaged Sheep Paradise in Yokohama, Kanagawa Prefecture!
We will also be doing a bus tour from Osaka, so please search for us on Nonstyle!
What? Countdown? At Nonstyle?
Yeah, it's a group of people.
There's also a bunch of different hair styles.
What?
There's a bunch of different events.
We'll be having 108 people come.
But if you ask me personally, I'd rather do it in a beauty salon.
But we don't have a hair salon!
So, Tamura-san, it looks like you're really into girls' clothing today.
No, I'm not!
Not even next week?
No, not even next week!
If it wasn't for you, I'd be dead by now.
I'd be dead by now.
With this outfit.
I'd be dead by now.
Anyway, we'll see you next week! Goodbye!
Newlywed Tamura-san, you're going home with the worst pain you've ever had.