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Yoru Pachi no... (Yoru Pachi's...)
Enter!
Our first guest, but also our first artist!
Hello!
You're here, artist!
I'm happy!
Let's get started!
Today's guest is Komukuro!
Welcome!
Huh?
Huh? Kuroda-san and Kobutsu-san.
Kobutsu-san is close. Kobutsu-san?
Kobutsu-san is singing too.
A bud that's about to wither and bloom is waiting for me again this year.
I still can't grasp the dream I had with you.
By my side where there's no wind,
I'm gently opening my eyes and looking for a bud that's like a flower.
In the sky.
Please understand me. I want to stay like this forever.
I can't give up. Oh, it feels so good.
Anyway, thank you. Thank you. I'm back.
With my dream on my back, I'm going on a journey of tranquility and transformation.
Far, far away, I don't know where you are.
Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Let me introduce you. Today's guest is...
Akashiya Sanma!
I bought a dream!
He's fast! He's fast!
He's fast!
Akimasa Harabichi's impersonation time starts now!
There's a lot of things I want to see!
Can I say it first?
First of all, Yanagiba-san!
Don't talk, Yanagiba-san!
Please imagine it, everyone.
In the bathroom...
When you step on it...
There's a moment when you finally step out of the bathroom and you feel refreshed, right?
Yes, there is.
I'll do it now.
Oh, you're grumpy.
Do your best. You're stepping on it.
Oh, you stepped out of the bathroom!
He'll be angry!
Yanagiba-san will be angry!
Who do you want to see next?
Zakiyama-san!
Oh, Zakiyama's good!
Although you keep saying "get out of the way"
You're still good, aren't you?
Thank you so much for doing it!
But the main character is Kato-san.
Oh, my name is...
You look like him.
You're copying me!
You're making me laugh!
No, it's me.
It's me.
You look like him.
The one I like is Mr. Kosakai.
I'm listening to you, but I'm curious about the one next to you.
I see.
I'll borrow it.
So, Kosakai-san impersonated Sakai-san and became Kosakai-kazuki, right?
Yes.
Then, where is Sakai-san?
Masaaki-san.
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Oh, you...
Sakai...
It's similar.
There's Matsumura Kurihiro-san.
The impersonator Matsumura-san.
In my case, it's not impersonation but impersonating.
Oh, it's similar! Similar!
I'm not used to impersonating.
It's similar!
Is this okay, Ijimori?
Anipuyo!
That's all.
This is...
Welcome, Kento.
I'm often told this.
This is a line that Kento-san may not have noticed, but it left a great impression on me.
Hotaro-san, are you serious?
Oh, you...
It's similar.
Julia-san and I can do it alone.
Well, then...
The other day, I went to Osaka and I had to go back to Tokyo.
And then, there were a lot of girls in Osaka.
Right? Right? Right?
And then, I was passing by a woman's back and for some reason... for some reason...
She backed me up.
And then, my heel hit her foot!
Gah! Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It's a true story!
Are you serious about that?
Is it true?
No, I'm sure of it.
It's like this.
It's like this, right?
Stop it!
Let's have Shingo-san do it.
Shingo-san.
Shingo-san can do it too.
Can you do it for me? Can you do it for me? Can you do it for me?
Can you do it for me? Can you do it for me?
Camera-san, where are you?
He was doing it. He was doing it.
He was doing it.
No, it's not like that. Haraguchi-kun's...
What's with you?
He's eating his heart out.
In my case, I can do it. Ega-chan can do it, right?
Ega-chan can do it, right?
You guys!
You guys are too fast!
No, no, no.
Stop it!
It's similar.
Can you do it for me?
Well, then...
Should we do it?
The new song?
This one!
F-one!
F-one...
Well, a normal F-one is...
First of all, I'll play one song.
Like this.
I have various people participating in this F-one.
Wow!
For example, Ito Shiro-san will play the third song.
It's fast!
I see.
Degas is doing like this.
Can you do anything with it?
It can be used for business.
It's amazing.
It's enough for you, Arauchi-kun.
No, no, no!
You think about it every day.
I don't like TV!
You watch it a lot, don't you?
I love it.
Yadagiba-san is not here now, but you must have been scolded by someone, right?
To be honest, Yadagiba-san...
How did Yadagiba-san scold you?
He scolded me.
How did he do it at first?
At first, I was just doing it like Yadagiba-san.
Yadagiba-san was doing the stage, so I went to say hello.
He said, "I'm always watching you."
He told me to do it more and more, so I got carried away and did it like Yadagiba-san.
He said that to me.
When we met for a song, he said, "You did it too much."
He said, "Get out of here!"
And I sealed it for about two months.
Two months?!
What about Nakai-kun?
Nakai-san also...
Nakai-san also orders food with a pistol.
But I don't know what he orders.
Order! Men's delicious food!
I was like, "No, no!"
And Nakai-kun...
That's what I was doing in sales.
I wanted Nakai-kun's friends to watch it.
I was making fun of you!
He said something like that.
And when I said hello to Nakai-kun...
There was something like that on the show.
Good morning!
And Nakai-kun said, "You! Are you making fun of me?!"
And my body kept getting hit.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that, Nakai-san!
It's funny! It's funny!
What about Sanma-san?
Sanma-san was very happy about it.
Naoko-san introduced me to him.
And in the studio where we were filming the impersonation show...
Sanma-san happened to be filming there too.
And Naoko-san said, "I want to bring you somewhere."
And that's where Sanma-san's school was.
Is that the first time you met Sanma-san?
Of course it is!
But I was wearing Sanma-san's clothes.
Like this.
No, this is rude!
And Naoko-san knocked on my door.
San-chan! San-chan! I brought you here!
And even now I remember Sanma-san sitting on the sofa.
And I looked at him.
"He's here!" I said.
As expected of you!
And suddenly I said, "He's here!"
"You can do it!" I said.
Actually, I saw you.
I thought you were impersonating me.
If you saw me, you'd know how much I'm into television.
In the end, it ended with his own evaluation.
It wasn't my evaluation. It ended with his own evaluation.
As expected of you, Sanma-san!
Since you want to study, you can easily impersonate me!
Since Sanma-san just suggested it, I'll do it!
But since Sanma-san is a drawback of someone like me...
Firstly, you make your teeth out of paper.
This is something I did in izakaya tables, using that paper.
In a duck vary?
Yes, on top of the duck vary.
It's a kind of autonomy thing.
Yes, like putting on glue and going like this.
And like this, I stick them together like this and...
- Oh, you're right. - If you just laugh it off.
You can do it!
You did it!
- You can do it! - You're right!
There are people who can't do it.
- There were people who couldn't do it. - There are different types of people.
- The easiest way to do it is to just laugh it off. - Just laugh it off.
- You have to take a deep breath once. - After you've taken a breath...
When you've run out of breath...
You have to do it like this.
That's good! That's good!
Okay, Sayaka! Sayaka, let's do it!
Are you okay?
Ribobo!
Ribobo, your teeth are just normal teeth!
- Let's do it like this. - Let's do it like this. Everyone, let's do it!
One, two!
Please do it!
Monomane Pub!
There are only a few of them in Tokyo, but Monomane Pub has always wanted to exist in Osaka!
In this show, we visit Monomane Pub, which is the first Monomane Pub in Osaka!
Osaka is a green bridge that goes up and down.
Here, in Osaka, the first Monomane Pub is about to be born.
Monomane Pub ARAJIN's producer, Shinya Oda.
Today is an important day that changed the day after the pre-opening.
When I asked people in Osaka, they said they had never seen a monomane before.
They said they had never seen a performance before.
They said they had only seen it in the park.
So I thought, "Oh, this is a monomane."
I think monomane is a familiar laughter.
I thought people would enjoy monomane in a way that they could play with it.
So I opposed it and it became what it is now.
Oda used to be a comedy entertainer in Tokyo.
More than 20 years ago, the comedy duo POWER'S, which was very popular,
took advantage of their experience and connections and started ARAJIN.
However, there is no precedent of monomane pubs in Osaka, and the search for people has been difficult.
If it sold well, everyone would go to Tokyo.
There weren't many in Kansai.
There were only nine people left.
When I first uploaded the list, I was like, "Wow!"
I wondered how many of these nine people would come to my shop.
That alone wouldn't be enough people in the park.
Oda used the Internet and called up a monomane entertainer.
Would you get a call if you applied?
Yes, I would.
Everyone says I look like someone or something,
but I'm asked, "Is it okay?"
"Oh, it's okay. Show me once," I say.
I want more and more new entertainers to come out into the world.
That afternoon, a new entertainer came to the monomane stage.
Monomane from Osaka to the world.
It's a miracle from former entertainer Moda to the pre-opening.
OK. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Your voice is similar.
Yes.
It's a rare wind instrument.
Mr. Nakajima, you play the wind instrument, right? Is it similar?
That's right. From now on, I want you to work hard and give lessons.
In addition, I want you to develop your mental part while directing.
The day before the pre-opening.
Here, there is only one real-life staff operating ARAJIN.
They do everything by themselves.
Finally, it's the day of the pre-opening.
The newcomer who stands on the stage for the first time today has high expectations.
I've never done anything like a monomane.
My father and I are the same age and we drink together.
When I heard my son's song, I thought it was good.
I'm a little surprised that you picked me up and allowed me to perform like this.
The leader of the national team, Yazawa, who will support the show in the future.
(Mr. Nakajima)
It's an honor to be able to perform in a place like this.
But I'm grateful to everyone involved.
Oda, ten minutes before the audience enters.
The audience that Oda was worried about is rising.
Osaka's first monomane show has begun.
Let's start the pre-opening show!
I'm a cigarette man.
I'm a man of love.
This is the latest episode of "Zero One Zero Two"
Episode 9 "Two Out Man Rain"
The man who came out here is Kiyohara!
It's the best scene!
He threw it!
Oh, it's dangerous! It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Is it going to hit his head? Is it going to hit his head?
It's dangerous! It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
It's a new person corner.
I'm looking forward to it and it's scary.
As expected of Oda, his face color changes.
Nice to meet you.
Today...
Now, everyone, please shout out loud.
We will play "Kintoku Bushi" from "Kikan Kyushu".
(Kikan Kyushu)
And Yazawa, the pillar of the nation, decorates the bird.
(Yazawa)
I really like you, Robert.
(Yazawa)
If you think it's fun, invite your friends and so on, so please come here.
Thank you very much, everyone!
It was a new and fun...
Well, it was fun and mercy.
It was a lot of fun.
Itsuki and Hiroshi made me feel relieved.
With a happy face.
The most fun is...
I think I'll bring someone.
How about you?
I was relieved.
I enjoyed it, but there were some mistakes.
But it's the first show, so I thought I couldn't help it.
I'm still worried about whether I'll sleep in Osaka.
Well, it's said that Japan is dark now.
But I want to cheer up and make Osaka as a place of delivery.
That's good.
You're good, too.
As a manager, you're gentle and...
You like power, don't you?
It's a good combination.
It's a chance for young people, too, if there's a place like that.
This impersonation is national level.
Impersonation evaluation session!
The King of Imitations, Haraguchi-san, will evaluate the various imitation games that appear one by one.
Here is the line-up!
"Giant" by Doraemon.
"Idol Singer" by Natsukashi.
"Playing Baseball" by me.
"Osmond's Too Detailed Imitation Game" by me.
"Omurenka Kashuu" by Yashiro Aki.
"CGB" by me.
"Ootori" by me.
"Hamuken Daibakushou" by me.
"Ootori" by me.
"Hamuken Daibakushou" by me.
Can we really do this?
No, no, let's do it at the end!
Let's do it at the end, I still don't feel good about it.
Okay, who wants to go first, Kobayashi-san?
Is there anything you want to see?
Oh, can I choose?
Yes, you can choose.
What I'm interested in is...
Idol Singer Imitation!
Natsukashi's Idol Singer Imitation!
Oh, what do you think of that?
First of all, let's have everyone use it for a bit.
Okay, let's go!
First up is Idol Singer Imitation!
Please go ahead!
Hirose Koumi, when she sang "Promise" which makes you listen to vibrato extremely well.
"Promise" by Hirose Koumi
Can you see it all over the country?
Idol Singer Imitation!
Let's see the result!
Thank you very much!
The song is good!
It's better to use vibrato!
Osmo's Too Detailed Imitation!
It's here!
After the session...
An announcer, Yoshida Masaru, is going to show us how it's done.
Morizashi is good at this game. He's aiming for a stand-up fight.
Stand-up fight!
Stand up! Morizashi! You can't do it! You can't do it!
You did it!
That's how you do it, Toyonoshima!
And from here...
You did it!
You can't do it today. You did it, Toyonoshima!
Tomorrow is Kisano Sato. Your family is far away.
I don't think you need to say that.
Moving on...
Asashouryuu is wearing black hats and is about to answer a call...
But Asashouryuu forgot to say something in Mongolian...
And he forgot to stand up.
An announcer with a career in Fujio.
You're an announcer now?
How was it?
It was great!
It was a good session.
Thank you very much!
Let's see the results!
Is it a national level or a party level?
Let's see the results!
It's almost there!
Maybe you should add a little more major lyrics.
I see.
It's almost there.
It's almost there!
Thank you very much!
From Doraemon...
Giant Nobita's Monomane!
From Doraemon...
Giant Nobita's Kakea will do it!
Hey, Nobita!
Why did you lend me that tool?!
No, Chanyu!
Doraemon!
Let's see the results!
Thank you very much!
You're very brave!
Thank you for your bravery!
It's great to be able to raise my ring like this.
It's great!
Giant Nobita's Yashiro Aki's Monomane!
Yashiro Aki's Monomane!
Spray sound!
Be careful!
And make a raw face!
Here is the judgment!
Yashiro Aki's Monomane!
Be athletic! Be athletic!
Please!
Kanemoto's Monomane!
First of all, Kanemoto's cute performance of "karaburi shita" and "sono power wo yasashiku jimen ni tsutaeru".
Thank you!
Even though Kanemoto's cute performance of "karaburi shita", Kanemoto's cute performance of "karaburi shita" and "sono power wo yasashiku jimen ni tsutaeru".
Thank you!
Please calm down!
Please give us your judgment!
I'll calm down!
Thank you!
Thank you, Kinjo Ishii!
Now, let's have the "outstanding performer" stand by!
I'm glad it's after that!
Oh, is that so?
Is that so?
Is that so?!
I'm glad, I'm glad.
After all, Kanro is behind you!
It's been 20 years, so...
He is "outstanding performer", Kenji Tamura's "big explosion" Monomane!
Please!
Japanese version of "eddie Murphy".
Oi oi, doodattendayo, oredayo, oredatsuttendayo, eddiedayo, eddie Murphydayo!
Continuing...
And...
"Let's go" three of them.
Mayor Jun Osaka.
Idiot. Idiot.
You are an idiot, idiot.
That's all.
Mr. Arazuchi, please judge.
I'm sorry, but it's like a dressing room.
Please say something.
Please judge.
Please say something.
Please come back.
Are you from Kozumatori?
I'm Yoshimoto.
How long have you been doing this?
It's been three years.
It was interesting.
Thank you.
Do you have any other stories?
I do.
I'm sorry.
Kozumatori.
I'm sorry.
Let's watch Kozumatori's big screen.
Before we watch Kozumatori's big screen, we will have a commentary.
However, Fujii Yasuo, the announcer, can't say anything because of Kaiyo's death.
Let's watch Kozumatori's big screen.
Kaiyo vs Asashoryu.
Kaiyo wants to win.
Asashoryu wants to go in.
Let's start.
It's a match.
He said "ah".
Today, we came to Kijiri Kindergarten.
We are "Energy Heartiator".
We will challenge "Hidden Heartiator".
We did it.
Now, 48 actors wearing yellow hats will hide in the park.
If they find everyone in one hour, they will succeed in the challenge.
However, if they fail, they will get a penalty game.
They will eat Kouragi's skewers.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's eat!
Let's hide and seek! Where will the actors and actresses hide?
Let's eat!
I heard it!
Then, let's go!
Yes, let's go!
Go up, go up, go up!
It's amazing!
We don't know anything about this place!
Excuse me!
Did you find it?
Is anyone there?
I don't know!
Everyone here is too smart!
Everyone is a little...
You're great!
If you don't succeed...
I found it!
Can you show me, little one?
I'm not little one!
Thank you!
I found it!
Wait, wait!
The carpet just shook!
The carpet shook!
I saw the hat!
Yeah!
I found it!
Wait a minute!
I can see your cute legs!
I found it!
There must be a lot of them!
I found it!
I might succeed!
I don't think so!
Let's look for it!
I don't think so!
Maybe it's in that basket?
She was fooled by the words of the engine and wasted 10 minutes!
But!
To get back the time,
they found a swimsuit!
I found it!
Wait a minute!
Where is she?
She is there!
I found you!
You are cute!
You look like a gym teacher.
This is a middle schooler corner.
A middle schooler's kindergarten.
What did you say?
Are you kidding me?
Did you see me?
I found you!
Look at me from the front.
Did you wear a swimsuit?
I found you!
She has the courage to hide her face.
I found you!
Ready, go!
I found a treasure chest!
There is a treasure chest in it.
I found you!
Was it hot?
Thank you!
I failed!
I found you!
Thank you!
Was it hot?
Are you okay?
She is okay!
I found you!
You are cute!
Are you kidding me?
Do you like cameras?
You are touching me a lot!
Next, they move to the playground.
I found you!
I will hit you!
There are still many of you!
The actors and actresses who like outdoors are hiding around here.
By the way, one of them is hiding alone.
Can we find this girl?
I found you!
You are cute!
I found you!
They are looking for the classroom again.
I found you!
They can't find it easily.
They are going back to the staff room where they haven't looked for it yet.
Can you help me look for it?
Excuse me.
Is it under the desk?
Is it there?
I found it!
Did you find it?
Here!
They found it!
Oh, no!
They can't find it.
I found you!
Are you okay?
She was sleeping.
Who else is there?
I don't know.
There are only two people left.
There is only one person left!
Oh, no!
I don't know what to do.
Red! Red!
Time up!
We will announce where the other two are hiding!
Oh, I didn't know there was a place like this.
I didn't know there was a place like this.
And the other one is in that place!
Is it here? Is it here?
Is it here?
It's sitting!
And now for the punishment game!
You will eat dried fish skewers!
3, 2, 1!
I can't eat it!
Eat it! Hurry up and eat it!
It's floating!
Dokkin Entertainment Dun Dun!
We'll deliver you the latest information overflowing the streets!
The members of the studio also have questions for us along the way, so answer them properly!
Well then, this week as well, Dun Dun!
Dun Dun!
Don't watch it or you'll regret it!
It will be broadcast on Kansai TV in March 2011.
The never-before-seen Sentai Hero images and unreadable story development have caused a huge response.
Many people have sent in their requests for the sequel.
In addition, the sequel will also be broadcast in response to passionate fans' requests!
Episode 2 will finally be delivered on-demand!
Don't watch it or you'll regret it!
That's... a dark horse!
Don't pay attention to the new Sentai Heroes fighting for the first time in a while!
Well then, let's ask our guest, Akashia-sama!
Who is the opponent you absolutely don't want to fight against?
The opponent I don't want to fight against is me!
I absolutely don't want to fight against anyone!
It's true that you should avoid that matchup!
Next up is this!
You too, gourmet 2!
In that popular segment of "Yo! Oi! Don!", "Today's recommended gourmet 3" has been a huge hit with more than 100,000 parts!
"Gensen Gourmet Week", which introduces 300 best shops taught by professional chefs,
is perfect for a date from a date party to a Christmas date with an outing!
In addition, for your reward for working hard for a year,
with a lot of adult's love and care, why don't you make a little extravagant purchase?
"Pro's Special Recommended 300", "Gensen Gourmet Week and Purchase Preview Edition",
"Gensen Gourmet Week and Purchase Preview Edition" are on sale now!
It's a gourmet that professional chefs can confidently recommend!
Then, Mr. Tamuken, what is the joke you always make when you introduce yourself as a professional comedian?
Please tell me.
Well, you know, you make impersonations of Sanshi Shou, right?
And Sanshi Shou isn't like, "Welcome!", but on the contrary,
Excuse me for disturbing you!
It's like you can't disturb me, right?
You haven't laughed once since you joined this year!
Then, that's it for this week! See you next week!
This is a great compliment for a chef.
Well, it's true that I'm not in a great mood with this.
Have you done it before?
I have, but...
What was it like? You were in the same mood, right?
No, it was like this, but...
Well, I'm glad I did it, but at that time...
Today is tough.
I like you a lot!
A comedian and "Why not?" idol meet for the first time!
I like you a lot!
Not only are you an idol...
You're like a half-cooked egg.
What is your heart like?
It's all muddy inside!
If you say it like that, you'll get an image wrong!
Ha! Ha!
Nee-chan! Are you an idol?
Bochi bochi!
Today I'll make you say I'm fun and beautiful!
I didn't force you!
Nee-chan! Are you an idol?
Bochi bochi!
I'd like you to think of me as cute when you're doing a gravure photo shoot in Missouri!
I'm not trying to be cute!
Hello! I'm Watanabe Mae of the Enemlin Quartet!
We have the same character, don't we?
Then let me do it one more time!
Hello! I'm the Enemlin Quartet's hope, Shinji!
I'm happy! I'm happy! I'm happy!
I'm a secret weapon with three members!
I was born to become an idol!
Hey! You always win, don't you?
I like you! I like you!
An idol is born in our city!
Please look at me, too!
I'll shine and become a star in Japan!
Number one miracle!
N.E.V.E.R.Y.P.O.T.Y.A.!
Idols too, become one of them!
Why not?
Idols are the best!
Who do you want me to imitate?
If you can, please do!
Please do!
See you next week!
Goodbye!
If you can't do it without love and appreciation...
Then I'll have to imitate you.
This DVD contains behind-the-scenes footage that couldn't be broadcasted...
and special pre-order plans for members and fans.
This is the first DVD for a show since "NMB48"!
This time, we'll give away 10 DVDs with Studio Kandan applications!
You can apply on this show's website!
This week, it's time for "Z-Balloons"!
Within 10 minutes, break these "Z-Balloons" with your lung capacity!
Start!
Nakajima Anna is trying seriously without hesitation!
Please wait a moment! Please look at this!
You can learn professional skills!
The only university with an engineering department in Japan, Kyoto Art Engineering University will be opening soon!
You can learn curriculum that combines professional skills and expertise and get a job in art!
You can exchange ideas with Paris Engineering University and display your work in a gallery facing Champs Elysees Street!
You can train people to produce new things from tradition!
This is a new type of university!
It is currently accepting new students!
It is also accepting new students for open campus experiences!
A mascara that makes you beautiful is here!
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It is about twice as long as the previous one and it is made of lightweight 4mm fiber and is made of weightless film!
They are particular about length and upward direction!
In addition, it is film-type and it is difficult to smear and you can keep a beautiful finish and you can easily turn it off with hot water!
Maybelline Lashnista is here!
You can go to a nearby variety store or a drug store!
3, 2, 1...
Ah! It moved!
Ah!
Balloon is here!
It is a failure!
I am trying to push it with my own strength and it is moving with my strength!
It seems like I am still not good at pushing balloons!
I will do my best!