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Show! Nogizaka 46
Go! Go! Go!
Good evening and thank you for having me. I'm Oswald.
Thank you for having me.
I have great news for you.
Nogizaka 46's latest single "Ohitori-sama-tengoku" released the other day
and is included in "Ohitori-sama-tengoku"
and Nao Nao is the first center!
Thank you!
What's the title?
Don't Think About It
It's a sad song about one person's dream
and I thought it would be a great experience to shoot at an art museum.
But art museums aren't really noisy.
That's not what I'm saying!
What's "ka" in the music video?
"Kangaeru Hito" (Thinker)
You dance and have fun in front of "kangaeru hito" (thinker)
That's funny!
Don't think about it in front of "kangaeru hito" (thinker)
Let's start with the skit!
Please tell us about the title of the skit.
"Dokigen San Shimai" (Happy Three Sisters)
The three of us became the daughters of Mr. Ito and Ms. Hatanaka.
It's a family skit.
The children born from the two of you
can enjoy that you have different personalities.
I think your parents' educational principles are wonderful.
Is there such a skit?
Tonight's skit is about these three sisters.
Please pay attention to the three of them and their unique personalities.
Please pay attention to the three of us.
Here you go, Dad.
Thank you.
So, did anything happen today?
Nothing has changed as usual.
Our three sisters are all good girls.
That's true. Our three sisters are all good girls like their mothers.
Oh, come on, Dad.
I'm going to puke.
By the way, Dad, do you remember what day it is today?
What day was it?
Oh, come on, Dad.
Today is your birthday, Dad.
Oh, I see.
Congratulations.
I'd like to congratulate you, but I don't think you girls remember it's my birthday.
I wonder if so.
Then let's call them.
Shall we call them?
Let's call them. I'm sure you remember.
Asako!
Yes!
- You don't look like you remember. - What's up?
- How are you, Asako? - I'm fine.
- I see. - What's up?
Asako, it's your dad's birthday today.
Ah! Yes, yes!
You must have forgotten!
That's a reaction when you remember it.
- I remember it well, dad. - Really, Asako?
- Wait a minute. - Yeah.
Um...
- Huh? - Huh?
I wonder what it is.
Ah! Ta-da!
- It's a letter! - No way!
- I brought it. - You wrote me a letter?
- Yeah! - Then read it.
- Then I'll read it. - Yeah.
To my beloved dad,
happy birthday!
I'm so glad I was born to your daughter.
Your glasses look good on you.
Your mustache and your center parting.
I love everything about you, dad.
From Asako.
- What a nice letter, mom! - You raised me like a good daughter.
- Thank you! - Give me that letter, dad.
- Huh? - You wrote it for me, right?
- Give it to me later. - Give it to me now.
- No, give it to me later. - Okay?
- What is it? - Give it to me now.
You're a white lion!
Hey!
I could tell you were a white lion even from here.
You caught me.
Ta-da!
Go home.
See you!
Ta-da!
He's amazing. He said such mean things in his own ad- lib with applause.
Yeah, but he's amazing.
But you didn't remember, did you?
I think I remember once in a while.
I wonder if he remembers.
Let's call him.
Kireko! Kireko!
Yes!
(Applause)
Who are you doing that to?
What's up, Dad and Mom?
With that voice...
You're the only one who calls me "Dad" in front of everyone.
Daughter?
Yes!
What's up, Mom and Dad?
Say it with your name, Mom.
Today is Dad's birthday.
Oh, is that so? Happy birthday!
I'm telling you it is!
Happy birthday!
No, you can't!
You must have forgotten!
I thought you wouldn't!
Don't lie! You must have forgotten!
You're lying!
I remember!
Throw it away!
(Laughter)
If you had one, you'd use it as evidence!
Stop it.
Calm down.
I have one.
Calm down.
You do?
Oh, you don't like it?
Ta-da!
Actually, I drew it for you.
You drew it for me?
I'm sorry for bothering you.
You're a good girl.
Then show me.
Oh, wait a minute!
Huh?
I want to finish it up.
No, you can't!
You can have it as it is.
Give it to me.
I'll fix it.
You don't have to.
I want to see it as it is.
Oh, wait a minute!
No, you can't!
I want you to see me draw it as it is.
Give it to me!
Wait a minute!
You can have it as it is.
Give me what you drew first.
I said I'll fix it!
(Laughter)
Then show me, you bastard!
Don't do it, you'll get outrageous.
Mom, calm down!
No, I'm telling you to calm down.
I'm sorry.
I drew it!
Wow!
Hana's good!
She's good, but you just drew it!
It's nothing!
Dad, happy birthday!
Thank you!
But you definitely forgot your birthday, didn't you?
Hmm...
That's why...
I said I forgot it!
(Laughter)
You're scary.
Anyway, I'm happy you drew it so well.
Well, I'm happy, but you definitely forgot your birthday, didn't you?
Well, but...
If it was that girl, she'd remember it, wouldn't she?
That girl doesn't remember anything!
No, I'm sure she remembers it.
Hmm...
Then... Decoracoo! Decoracoo!
Coming!
You're energetic today as well, Decoracoo.
You're wearing a lot of clothes.
Yes, I am!
Today, since my dad called me, I came all the way here!
What's with you? Who are you talking to?
Who are you talking to?
I'm doing a live stream on Nogitoku right now.
Live stream?! Stop showing your private parts like this!
It's normal for you to do a live stream like this.
Don't show it!
You don't want to be in it that much, do you?!
Decoracoo? Decoracoo?
What?
Today is your dad's birthday.
Dad! Happy birthday!
You didn't know my reaction at all!
You probably forgot anyway, Decoracoo!
I remember!
What?
That's why...
Oh!
Ta-dah!
You prepared it for me!
Yes, I prepared it for you, Decoracoo!
Thank you!
Wait a second, okay? I still have more!
I can't believe you only remember me, Decoracoo!
Wow, that's amazing!
Huh?
What's with the amount?!
Here!
Wow!
Ta-dah!
What?!
This is a present from one of your fans!
What?!
It suits you! It suits you! It suits you!
Yay!
Decopiece!
You're not Decopiece!
Oh, oh, oh! What's wrong? What's wrong?
Hey, you didn't prepare this for me!
It's a present from one of your fans!
That's right!
You forgot about my birthday, didn't you?!
I didn't forget!
That's enough!
Go back to your room!
Okay.
Decopiece!
Seriously...
Thank you very much!
Before the skit started, I thought you had some kind of educational policy or something like that, but...
That's not true!
I didn't have anything like that in my family.
And actually, there was a little happening in this recording of Mr. Gogihen's play, right, Nao Nao?
Do you remember how many takes I took?
- Three. - I took three takes.
The other two are one-take.
- I was so embarrassed and thought I'd definitely end it in one take, but... - That's right.
- I got distracted again and... - Nao Nao's "NG" scene has quite an impact, so please watch it.
- Hello! I'm Tomisato Dekano! - Tomisato Dekano, who plays a completely different character from her usual self, Gekorako, is here!
- Dekano-pin! - However...
- I want you to do it one more time. - Okay.
- I thought I'd definitely end it in one take, but... - That's not true!
- I was so embarrassed and thought I'd definitely end it in one take, but... - That's not true!
- That's all I did. - That's not true!
- Your acting is amazing. - Thank you!
- That's right! She forgot to end "kusuma" and her back of the set is all rounded up, so unfortunately, it's "NG"!
- When you come out, be serious and say, "Wait for me!" - Wait for me!
- With that said, take two!
- Kururinpa! - Deko-pin! - I'm going to forget about it now.
- I'm going to forget about it now.
- She forgot to end "kusuma" and her back of the set is all rounded up, so unfortunately, it's "NG"!
- Dad! Happy birthday! - And...
- Happy birthday! - Wait, there's more!
- There's more? - Yeah!
- How many more are you going to get me? - She's so cute.
- She's so cute.
- What's wrong, Negorago? - What's wrong?
- It seems like she noticed something. - What's wrong, Negorago?
- It seems like she noticed something. - What's wrong?
- What's wrong, Negorago?
- Did you think it was weird for the door to open? - It opened!
- What's wrong? - It opened!
She looked like she was having a great time.
How did you felt when you noticed it?
I thought the world ended.
Can you show me that face one more time?
- Wait, there's more! - There's more!?
- Yeah! - How many are you going to prepare for me!?
Even right after the recording ended, you were still depressed about it.
I was surprised.
Eh, is it in?
Next is a new segment!
Let's say what we want to say and deepen our bond!
Bucchake Hacchake Gathering!
Hello, Nogizaka students!
Since we came to this Bucchake Hacchake Gathering,
we're going to strengthen our bonds by talking with our hearts!
- That's right! - Got it?!
- Got it! - Got it!
And for today's gathering,
let's give a round of applause for the Yankee Band!
Alright, let's get this show on the road! Music, start!
Alright, first up is Ikeda Teresa!
You're up, you idiot!
Go ahead, Ikeda!
Alright, Ikeda Teresa's "Butchake," if you please!
I want to say this to Tsugahara Satsuki!
Yeah!
Sachi-chan is so skinny that I'm worried if she's really eating.
But I have something I want to say to her!
The tights you wear every day before you go to bed...
Do they really mean anything?
Butchake, butchake, Nogizaka!
Wow, well said, Teresa!
Yeah!
High-heeled tights are quite thick and prevent swelling of the feet.
I see!
Sachi-chan is so skinny that I don't think there's a place for you to put pressure on her.
What are you going to do with her being so skinny?
What are you trying to do, Tsugahara Satsuki?
Who are you wearing them with?
You know, it feels different when you're not wearing them, doesn't it?
I don't know!
We've never worn them, have we?
Do you still want to be skinny?
Well, that might be okay, but...
You don't need it, do you?
Let's move on to the next member!
Next up is Tomisa and Nao!
Wow!
Wow, you guys!
I want to say this to Inaue Nagi!
What is it?
The other day, when I said "My stomach hurts" to Nagi, she said this...
Should I beat you up?
Why?!
For those who are in pain, it must be painful, right?
I always say that!
This is "Joking Around Higata"!
Hey, hey, hey! What's going on?!
Even if it hurts, if it hurts even more, this pain won't hurt anymore.
This pain is tiring, isn't it?!
If you're hungry, I'll eat you up!
Please do!
It's not "please do"!
Now, let's move on to the next member!
Next up is Ogawa Aya!
Go, you! Get out of here, you!
I want to say this to Ichinose Miku!
Of course you have something you want to say!
A new "Giza Caster" has been born!
The third installment of "Blu-ray Box" is now on sale!
It's the first recording of a talk show where only students are challenged!
I'll speak from the back of your ears...
Now, let's move on to the next member!
Next up is Sugai Rasatsuki!
Hurry up and get out of here, you!
Get out of here, you bastard!
I want to say this to a certain member!
Someone say it, you bastard!
I love perfume and have smelled a lot of different scents...
But recently, I've found a scent I love.
Aya! Let me smell you like a baby forever!
What does it mean?
You're not wearing anything, are you?
I'm not wearing anything.
You're not wearing anything.
It smells like a baby's warm bath in the sun!
I thought you were going to say "sick".
I'm sick!
You should be ashamed of yourself!
It smells good.
Let's move on to the next member!
Next up is Aya Ogawa!
Go for it!
Go for it, you bastard!
I want to say something to you, Miku Ichinose!
You've got something to say, haven't you?
You always treat me like a kid, but you've got something childish about you, haven't you?
Go ahead and say it!
You're 20 years old, but you're still sleeping with stuffed animals, aren't you?
Tonight, let's play hide-and-seek!
Hey! Hey!
Are you sleeping with stuffed animals?
I can't sleep without them anymore.
What stuffed animals?
Bears.
Bears?
That's enough!
Stop it!
No!
I won't stop!
All right!
That's it for today!
Nagi, you've been told off quite a bit, but have your bonds deepened?
Of course!
All right!
And it seems like Sasuki Sugawara has something else to say!
Go for it, you bastard!
Actually, I'm going to sing Misato Watanabe's "Summertime Blues" after this!
Yeah!
Thank you!
A singer who represents Japanese girls' pop, Misato Watanabe's "Summertime Blues".
Satsuki Sugawara will sing a painful and refreshing summer song that depicts the feelings of a pure woman who can never forget her past love.
Himeranda nagareru kumo no kirema kara suikomaresou na aozora
Mabushii taiyo wo hyouteki ni shite
Furisubi toku ni shururu tomteyuku
Namiuchi ni wa kuroi iru ga I'm jumping and catching
Natsu no umi no uneri no you ni ima demo kimi wo motteiru yo
Torinokosareta no watashi no hou de kitto jiyuu ni natta no wa kimi de
Summertime Blues
eienyorimo Summertime Blues
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for coming!
When I first came for voice training for this song, I couldn't sing it to the point where I was surprised.
I couldn't sing high notes.
But it's amazing that you can sing from there to here.
- That "summertime blues" part? - Yes.
It seems like you need a lot of correction there.
summertime blues
It's really backwards.
Personally, I often wear clothes like this.
- I see. - I have clothes like this.
- This is not self-portrait, right? - No, it's not.
But I sang with the mood of coming in the morning.
Next time...
Summer break I spent with you
Spring, summer, winter
What is your heart like?
Neither of them is empty, right?
Next time, a super Nogizaka star is born!
September, and you
September, you changed into autumn
- Thank you. - And...
- A golden duo. - For the first time?
- Oh, you two will sing together. - That's right.
A five-year-old double singer will challenge a super difficult song!
Melt me more, more, more, more red
And the skit is...
Who are you guys?
If you don't have a heart attack, you don't eat, do you?
What's wrong with you?
Sweet!
You girls are disgusting!
On Hulu, a super Nogizaka star is born!
She will challenge herself!
September, you changed into autumn