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Who will be the star of tonight's skit?
Yes.
Sugaura Satsuki.
Yes.
Please tell us the title of the skit.
"Babumi-sensei" Episode 3.
Yes.
This is also Episode 3.
Yes.
Babumi-sensei has been a high school teacher since the bubble era.
So far, he has solved the problems of the director who is too serious.
I feel refreshed again.
And this time, Babumi-sensei will support love with all his might.
Will it go well?
I'll tell you my name.
Don't look at me. I'm kidding.
Yoshiko-chan.
Babumi-sensei is getting worse and worse.
"Babumi-sensei" Episode 3.
It looks delicious.
I can't believe we came to this store to go back to school.
Aren't we bad guys?
In-chan, you are too serious.
That's right. We have to enjoy school life.
So why do I have to treat you all?
Because it's natural for Babumi-sensei to treat us.
Who is Messi?
I'm sorry. I'll pay for it.
No, it's okay. You just got out of your part-time job. I'll pay for it.
Then I won't hold back.
Thank you for the meal.
It's my first time.
How is it?
It's so good!
The hamburger meat is mixed with the original sauce and it's the best combination!
You're so serious. I'll make you eat it.
I'm glad you like it.
Let's eat the potatoes, too.
Thank you for waiting for the burger you ordered.
It's me. Thank you for waiting.
Nakanishi...Aro?
Huh?
It's you, Okuda! It's my first time coming to a place like this.
It's like you're a tourist.
Why did you come to a place like this?
Yes, that's right!
Aro, why are you here?
I'm doing a part-time job.
I see.
Take it easy. See you at school.
At school...
Thank you!
Huh?
What? Who was that? The principal's boyfriend?!
B-b-boyfriend?! That's not possible!
Huh?!
Do you like me?
Y-you like me?!
M-me?!
N-no way...
Confess your love!
C-confess?!
I don't think you're a bad person.
D-don't you think so?!
I'm a life guidance...
lookout!
Oh, no!
I-it's a big problem!
I'm in trouble!
What is it?
I can't take it anymore!
I'm in trouble!
Hello!
Sorry for disturbing you all of a sudden, I'm MAMSHU!
I'm from Nogissa High School, I'm a life teacher, and I'm Sugawara Babumi!
Babumi-sensei as a life teacher? She's not suited for it!
Well then, let's start the round of discussion!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Hmm...
Who is it?
I've been looking for you for a long time!
Who is it?
It's MAMSHU!
Wow!
How did you find me?!
How did you know?!
You surprised me!
You found me so quickly!
You guys are crazy! You're not allowed to eat out at my school!
I'm sorry!
When I said I wanted to eat a hamburger for the first time, you guys brought me here!
So it's my fault!
No!
I said we should go together.
No!
I said I was hungry.
Everyone...
Babumi-sensei, everyone's compassion makes me cry!
I'll let you go this time!
Thank you!
It's okay!
I didn't say anything.
Nakanishi-kun?
Nakanishi-kun?!
Why did you call me that?
Actually, I like you, Nakanishi-kun, who works here.
Wait!
Why did you make me shut up?!
Shut up!
That's a lie!
Then, let's start Babumi-sensei's love special lesson!
Yay!
I'm glad!
Let's ask her!
Are you sure you're glad?
How are you going to ask her out?
A-a-a-a-a-ask her out?!
Is it going to start here as well?!
It's started again!
These two are here again!
I can't wait for this!
These two were also life instructors.
You're right.
Hurry up and come back!
So, Irohachi, how are you going to ask her out?
I don't know at all...
You don't know, do you?
Okay, Mokujo!
This is how you say it, Irohachi!
She's giving me an example.
Yappi!
I love you!
I don't know!
Because I love you!
She doesn't listen!
Hey!
She doesn't listen!
This is perfect!
What is it?
Huh?
She's back!
Is it okay?
It's definitely not okay.
Just look me in the eye and say "I love you."
Don't talk like that.
R-really?
It's okay, it's okay!
Do your best!
These two are really decent.
Gabi!
Who is this guy?
Oh, Okuda-san!
I'm going up on my part-time job.
In-chan, won't you ask me out?
Do your best!
Go for it!
What's wrong?
Um...
- Go for it! - Go for it!
I... I like you!
Please be my friend.
I can't be your friend.
- What? - What?
- She can't be your friend. - What do we do now?
What do we do now?
M-Make... Make sure you get married and have kids!
You're young, too!
She's serious.
Huh?
- This is... - Did you say it?
- I'm glad you said it! - I'm glad you said it!
- Now that ABEC is born... - ABEC?
Let's all... Let's dancing!
Okay! Study and love! Doing your best is youth!
Study and love! Perfect!
- Be happy! - Be happy!
What are you doing?!
She's finally back to life!
Ba-chi-gu!
Today's director is not good at all!
Wow, that was really annoying!
Yeah, I was surprised to see Gabin's face like that!
I won't die!
No, I practiced that at home! Watch the video!
Don't practice at home right away! It's a good thing!
It's been a while since I was a director.
So I was like, "Huh? Where did that voice come from?"
It was hard for me to regain my sense of being a director.
Wow! That's a great line!
Kikki, you've been saying things like, "It's not in the script."
I've been working hard.
Working hard?!
Yeah!
I've been through a lot of things, like being a yankee.
With the spirit of graduating in March,
I've been working hard and being a yankee.
I see! There's a hidden setting!
It's like you like me.
Let's do it in public!
Next up is this segment!
It was a popular show before.
Showa Heisei's famous variety show!
I want to know what's in the box!
Second half!
Who will challenge?!
It's not Showa Heisei.
It's "what's in the box!"
You said you were fine with anything.
Last time, Showa Heisei's "what's in the box!"
Challenged to chase Kawasaki Sakura.
Let's show it to the other members!
What's that?
Actually, this is...
...a wig used in "Skit" before.
My name is Patchina.
Patchina?
Your wig's hair quality is terrible.
What's that?
Let's show it to the other members!
This one!
There's no poison in it.
Wouldn't it be bad if there was?
Now, it's Sensei's challenge!
He wants to know what's in the box!
Now, start!
I'm scared!
When I'm here, I feel like my eyes are meeting.
This is amazing!
It's huge!
I'm scared!
Should I put it back somewhere?
It's pretty close.
It's kind of dry.
What could it be?
Why? Why? What could it be?
Should we go down?
It's spider's web.
It's not spider's web.
What is it?
You're touching it.
Hair...
A person?
What?
I don't know! I don't know!
Akimoto sensei!
Akimoto sensei is not here.
It's difficult from now on.
There is a possibility that only Arle will know.
I only want Arle to know.
But this is probably a human face, right? It has a chin and a nose.
A little higher.
Rather than that,
I know it, but
What?
I have a memory of this body, but I feel like it's over.
It's over.
Is it an Al Pacino wig?
That's correct!
You know it!
It's like hair is sticking out of my head.
You pulled it out!
Look at me.
It's disgusting!
Let's choose the next challenger.
The next challenger is...
Nao Nao and Ogawa-chan!
I haven't done it yet.
It's impossible for me to do it alone.
I'll do it with one hand at a time.
I'm scared!
The next challenger is...
Isaac!
A super Nogizaka star is born!
Among these four people, who will you choose?
A new Nogizaka star is born!
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The exclusive unreleased scenes of "Blue Ribots" are also on sale now!
Let's look at it outside of the challengers.
Here it is!
Wow!
Is it okay to put it in such a good place?
Is it working?
It's moving a lot!
Wow!
Is it okay?
It's moving a lot!
Is it real?
Now, it's Nao Nao and Ogawa-chan's challenge!
Ogawa-chan wants to know!
Now, start!
Wow, it's moving a little slowly.
It's really making a sound, isn't it?
It's making a sound.
It's making a clicking sound.
It's true!
Nao Nao is against putting it in.
Wow!
What is it?
Wow!
Is it okay to put it in such a good place?
Is it okay?
I don't know.
Is it okay?
Maybe it's not biting.
A little bit more in the middle.
Ogawa-chan, put it in a little more.
Ogawa-chan, a little bit more.
A little more.
A little lower.
Wow!
Can you touch it a little longer?
Yes, a little more.
Yes, yes, it's okay, it's okay.
Naon, you should go deeper.
Yes.
You should go deeper. More like that.
Did you touch it?
What is this?
Oh, it's open!
Oh, wait, is it Naon's finger?
What?
It's not good, it's not good.
Wait a minute.
You two met in a box!
Wow!
Oh, over there, too.
How is it?
Wait!
What's wrong?
Is it someone's finger?
As expected.
It's the scariest one.
It's scary.
Naon, Naon, a little lower.
You touched it, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
A little more.
A little lower.
What is this?
It's moving a lot.
A little more.
What is this?
It's hot! It's hot!
Your hands are wet.
Did blood come out of your hands?
Is it a brain?
It's not a brain!
Your hands are wet.
What is this?
But you're touching it.
It feels like it's handmade.
What is it?
I know!
It's like a bamboo stick.
Correct!
So, the correct answer is "shishiodoshi".
Look at it.
Shishiodoshi.
It's very slanted.
I see.
Next, we will have you sing a famous song of Heisei.
This is the member who will sing for us.
Hiyohimo!
What will you sing for us today?
I will sing "So that my grandfather's kindness can overflow".
I see.
The "Queen of Weeping" sings various genres of songs with overwhelming singing ability.
This song is a main song ballad that sings one's love for one's loved one no matter how far apart they are.
This song has been requested by viewers to sing it.
I see.
You have already accepted such requests.
Did you know about this song?
Yes, I did.
Actually, I always sang this song in karaoke.
I see.
Didn't you send it to the show yourself?
Sing it for us.
Are you good at singing?
Yes, I'm good at it.
I like it.
You like singing.
How will you sing for us today?
At the beginning of the song, I want to pull people who are listening to me.
I want to compare myself in the past and myself in the present and sing for myself.
Do you want to say goodbye to yourself in the past?
No, I don't.
You don't want to say goodbye, do you?
I'm sorry.
After this, Ioki Mao became a fan of Oha-kon.
When I wake up, I'm always in the same scenery.
I can't even see the important things anymore.
You taught me the meaning and joy of life.
I feel like I can say "maybe it's okay" with that unsatisfied smile of yours.
So that everything that envelopes you is filled with kindness,
I won't get lost and will continue to love you.
No matter what happens, I'll be by your side.
Even if I'm hit by the rain or blown by the wind, I don't feel cold right now.
Your warmth is always in my heart and I'll never lose it. Thank you.
Everything that envelops you is filled with kindness.
I won't lose my strength and continue to love you.
I'll be by your side at all times.
Even when we're apart, I'll be by your side.
Thank you very much!
Mao has a very gentle voice, and I had the image of her singing a soft song.
But in her kindness, she has a very sincere voice.
It's a voice that I haven't heard much of from Mao.
I think this song will bring out even more of Mao's goodness.
She has a beautiful heart and is a good girl, isn't she?
I think it's because she loves herself so much that she can sing such a beautiful song like this.
I was able to feel her love for herself in the past.
I see. Do you envy her for having such a beautiful heart?
I'm so jealous of her!
Because I'm dark-skinned!
First of all, next week's preview.
A new song.
Heavy thoughts.
Summer vacation.
I can't wait to see you!
Furthermore...
Be honest about what you wanted to say to each other!
I want to tell you something!
What is it?
"My stomach hurts." When I hugged him, he said...
Why?!
What kind of family did you grow up in?!
Look forward to it!
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We'll send you a special challenge!
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