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Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Yeah!
Who will win tomorrow?
Look at it all and have more fun!
It's a little crazy, right?
Go! Go!
Thank you for coming tonight.
Thank you for having me.
What? Why are you staring at me like that?
Really, there's been a lot of days when I'm in a really serious situation and my neck gets twisted.
For example?
It's the first time I've been selected for a music video.
And it's already the day of the twist, the day of the twist up.
I've been saying all morning, "Hey, photo shoot, my neck is twisted and it hurts."
There's another one.
There was an important photo shoot for An-an's cover.
I'm really looking forward to it coming out in my dream.
Then I woke up in the morning and my neck didn't move at all.
I'm sorry, but do you think we're the main characters?
It's okay for you to explain the symptoms so passionately.
I hope you know that it was a really serious day.
Thank you very much.
Have you all had a fever on an important day or made a big mistake?
How about you, Inori?
Huh? A big mistake?
There are pros and cons, but basically you can do anything.
Inori, that's a great way of putting it.
Let's start with the skit for today.
Who is the main character of tonight's skit?
Yes!
Please tell us about the title of the skit.
It's "AI Robot Naoki."
AI Robot Naoki.
What kind of skit is this?
It's about me becoming a cool human-shaped cleaning robot and showing off my skills on a mail-order show.
I see.
I tried to look cool, so I hope you'll laugh at me.
Tomisato Nao, who usually gives the members a cool lecture, challenges the role of a man!
She becomes a cool AI robot and drops women one after another!
Pay attention to Naoki's facial expressions when he becomes a chicken.
Shall we watch the skit together, kitty?
What is this?
Nogista Shopping!
We start today's Nogista Shopping!
A buyer who sells 100 million yen in 17 minutes, Hatanaka!
My assistant, Ichinose Miku!
And today's guests are!
Laugh monster, Itou Shunsuke!
And super idol, Ikeda Teresa!
Thank you!
No, no! Don't suddenly raise the hurdle in the opening!
You're right!
I haven't done anything yet!
By the way, everyone!
Do you usually clean your house?
Well, well, I do it at home.
That's right. It might be a hobby.
No, it's quite difficult every day!
But you say you do it!
I do it!
That's right!
Cleaning every day is hard!
It's hard!
Can you hear me?
Recently popular robot vacuum cleaner!
Yes, yes!
Have you ever used one like that?
I have one at home!
Oh, is that so?
It's convenient!
It's insanely convenient!
It cleans everything for you!
But can you clean the corners and corners of the house?
No, recently it's been easier for me to clean the corners of the house.
That's right!
After all, robot vacuum cleaners are very convenient,
but it's not easy to clean up to the corners of the house!
You're right!
You say you can do it!
It's quite difficult!
It's not "quite"!
So today!
What's with this voice!
We will introduce you to an AI robot that is perfect for cleaning!
AI robot?
There is such a thing now!
AI robot!
That's right!
Today we will introduce you to...
AI robot...
Naoki!
AI robot Naoki?
Wow!
Cool!
Hello.
I am AI robot...
Naoki.
Wow...
He looks like a human, doesn't he?
He does, doesn't he?
Yes.
But in fact...
This Naoki...
Is a humanoid...
AI robot, isn't he?
Why only that?
AI robot...
There's no such thing as raising only the alphabet.
Right?
Well then, shall we actually look at it?
Yes.
Over there...
There is a plate that has been dirtied with magic.
Yes.
Well then, Ichinose-san...
Can you wash the plate?
Yes.
Ichinose-san has it, doesn't she?
There is a plate that has been dirtied with oil magic.
Ah, that's right.
There is a plate that has been dirtied with oil magic.
I don't know the rules.
Right?
I don't know where to raise it.
Ichinose-san, let's have you clean it up.
How is it?
Hmm...
Well...
It doesn't come off at all.
That's right.
It's a stubborn dirt, isn't it?
When it comes to oil magic, it doesn't come off easily.
Oil is difficult.
Over there...
AI robot...
That's enough!
Don't say things like Lupin III!
It's Naoki's turn.
Eh?
Is it because he's strong?
Eh? It doesn't look like it.
Right?
Hmm...
He's a good boy.
"He's a good boy"?
- Huh? - Huh?
The water's cold, isn't it?
I'll warm it up for you from behind, so hang in there...
My beloved Miku.
Okay!
Hang in there!
- It fell! - So that's how it works!
- You did a good job! - Wow!
- You did a good job! - Yes!
- What's with this guy?! - Yes...
- And like this, even such stubborn dirt can be removed cleanly! - You dropped it, Ichinose-san!
- It's not Naoki! - This is Naoki's power!
- It's not Naoki's power! - Furthermore, it's useful for cleaning as well!
- Huh? - Well then, Ikeda-san!
- Can you clean that dirty table as usual? - Yes!
- Please do! - Ikeda-san, you're cleaning it again?
- Hmm... - Hmm...
- It's just a regular cleaning, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- I'm done! - You're done? - Yes!
- It looks clean at first glance, but there's still a little bit of dust left! - Can you see it from there?!
- Yes! - I can't really see it, though...
- At a time like this, it's Naoki's turn!
- He's a good boy.
- He's coming! He's coming! Ikeda-san, he's coming!
- He's coming! He's coming! Ikeda-san, he's coming! From behind!
- Thank you for cleaning it for me.
- N-no, it's nothing.
- A dirty table doesn't suit you, pretty girl.
I love you.
Keep up the good work.
Yes, ma'am!
All right!
You're proud of yourself, aren't you?
Yes, ma'am!
Keep up the good work.
How do you like it?
You've become prettier.
You've done a good job.
That's not fair!
Like this?
Not like this!
You've done a good job.
You've become prettier.
No, I haven't!
I'm an A.I.
You're an A.I. robot, Naoki.
You can place your order now.
Not now.
Yes, ma'am!
Oh, Itou-san.
Yes?
You're still hesitating about your order, aren't you?
No, I'm not hesitating.
You don't have to worry about that, Itou-san.
If you place your order now, you can return it within one week.
Oh, you can return it.
Yes.
Return it?
Do you want to break up with me?
Even though I love you so much...
I won't do it.
I won't return it.
She suits you!
We're together!
You're together?
How do you like it?
She's too old-fashioned!
In addition, we've prepared an A.I. robot called "Khakki" for you.
I'll buy both of them!
Then, please contact us earlier for your Nogisa shopping!
It's frustrating, but it looks like it's going to sell a lot.
How was it for you, Naoki?
I can't watch it.
It was popular, Naoki.
You can watch it a lot, can't you?
You're a first-year student, so it's a serious reaction, isn't it?
When I rehearsed, my ears turned red.
Here's the video.
I was like "Oh my god" and I got used to it after watching rehearsals many times, but it was a real embarrassment for me.
I thought I wanted it because I couldn't clean up, but I was so excited when I saw it myself that I might not be able to clean up.
When I first hugged a first-year student like this, everyone was like "Ew!"
Naoki doesn't go that far.
Next up is Heisei's famous song.
These members will sing it for us.
Kawasaki Sakura, Nino Enagi, Tomita and Nao.
Oh, how cute.
Who is it?
It looks like a girl band from a running club.
What song is it?
It's Shishamo-san's "Kimi to Summer Festival" (You and Summer Festival)
It's three-piece band Shishamo's song "Skatto Sokai na Summer Tune"
It's a big hit song that draws girls who want to have fun with boys, but don't want to be attracted by it because it's too exciting.
It's a song that became a trend among young people.
It's played in many places.
Oh, I see.
You'll know if you listen to it.
I think you'll know if you listen to it.
I want to listen to it.
You don't have to listen to it.
You can listen to it.
You sang "Tomorrow too" with Tanaka before.
Yes, but I'm really happy.
I sang it about a year ago.
Really?
It was a very early time for Japanese people.
Many people told me that it was very good and I fell in love with it.
I see.
Many people told me that it was very good and I fell in love with it.
Among "Shin Nogizaka Star Birthday" and "Tomorrow too" last season, I like "Tomorrow too" very much.
I sang it with the two singers.
I'm happy to sing with you again.
Why do you say like you sing with yourself?
We used to sing together.
Nagi sang like "Koitai" for this song.
I want to see it.
Shut up.
After this, we will show you the classic song with cute dance.
Birth of a super Nogizaka star
I will do my best. Thank you.
Thank you.
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Recording of the talk that I challenged for the first time alone
Speak in your ear
It's okay if you make a few promises without embarrassing yourself, but you're overdoing it and it's just going to get you attracted to it.
Even if I lose you, I can't stand it
My sweat won't stop
Or is it your feelings?
Falling down, my love for you
Save me so it doesn't spill
I hope summer never stops
It might be an unforgettable summer
It seems like we arrived ten minutes earlier
The place where we were just now
It's a different scenery now
Even though I was serious about you
You were next to me and looked into my eyes
It seems like time has stopped
"Wait a little longer" you say
I was in a hurry and looked away
Our love won't stop
This summer
Don't end
Wow, that's nice. That's cute.
We finally heard it.
Yeah, we heard it.
That's good.
Can you do it one more time?
One more time.
It's been a while since we danced or sang.
It was so much fun.
We made eye contact.
We made eye contact when we didn't make eye contact.
How about you, Sensei?
I was so nervous.
What are you talking about?
The next singer is this member.
Ogawa Yaa and Nakanishi Aruto.
You have a South Korean style.
Yes.
What will you sing for us?
I will sing "the island song" of "the boom".
"the boom" is a song that has recorded a big hit of more than 1.5 million copies including Okinawan folk songs.
It is not only popular in Japan but also overseas.
In 2002, it was chosen as an official support song of the soccer world cup Argentina.
Do you know this song?
Of course I know it.
Do you know it?
What about you?
I didn't know it.
I heard it is my dad's favorite song.
What do you think of "the island song"? It is a famous song.
Well, this song is...
Actually, in addition to us two, a very special guest will sing with us.
Didn't you just forget about the guest?
That's right, but he will sing for us.
Is he coming?
Yes.
Thank you in advance.
Nice to meet you.
It's been a long time since you've been here.
You've become a butterfly.
Because no guests have come.
How about you two?
You don't sing with Hatanaka often, do you?
But Hatanaka-san...
She's nervous.
She's nervous to meet a star.
I'm a good person.
I've always wanted to sing with Hatanaka-san.
I'm very happy.
I asked you to sing in rehearsal.
I took out the sound as much as I could.
Everyone was serious.
I was the only one who was nervous.
It was a weird atmosphere.
Why don't you pick it up?
This song is also difficult.
One octave below where we are singing.
It comes in suddenly and sings.
That's very difficult.
It's like "it came in suddenly."
I made a mistake and said something I didn't know.
After this, Oswald and Hatanaka will also participate.
Dakarichal's Ogawa Aya and Okinawa's wind will blow.
A flower of eternity bloomed, calling for the wind, and a storm came.
The repeating sadness is like a wave crossing an island.
I met you in Fuji-no-Mori, and under Fuji-no-Mori, I said goodbye to the earth.
I'll go away, riding in the wind, and with the birds, I'll give you time.
I'll go away, riding in the wind, and let my tears fall.
O sea, O universe, O God, O life, let us waver in eternity as we are.
I'll go away, riding in the wind, and with the birds, I'll give you time.
I'll go away, riding in the wind, and with the birds, I'll give you my love.
Thank you very much.
It was really good.
At the end when you sang "La La La", you had eyes and sang very happily.
You sang like children of Okinawa.
What was it called?
It's one of the fists in Okinawa Miyo.
It's called "Chichijin".
You finally became a Chichijin user.
Where did you learn it?
I've never done it before.
I heard about it and tried it.
I don't think it's correct.
But I tried it in Miyo.
You're amazing.
I used an old Chichijin, but I also used my mother's Chichijin.
You don't have a mother's Chichijin, do you?
Next time...
I want to make this summer's diary full of memories with you.
So, let's go play together.
The next "Super Nogizaka Star" is...
Munawari Datchu
Oh, no!
"Skit" is "Abumi Sensei" Episode 3.
She jumps out of the classroom and rages!
I'm sorry!
It's me.
And...
She's serious and...
I have a bad feeling about this!
Nakanishi-kun!
She wants to know what's inside the box!
"Studio Panic"!
It's you, Akimoto-sensei!
No way!
And...
She'll sing her favorite song!
Look forward to it!
"Super Nogizaka Star" will be aired on Hulu!