AISubs v3.5
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Thank you for being with us tonight. I'm Ozward. Thank you for having me.
There was an emergency.
What is it?
There was an announcement that there would be harassment called "irohara" among students.
I think I'm the biggest victim of "irohara".
"Irohara" means harassment caused by "iroha".
What is it?
You're not that kind of person, are you?
For example, one day I was writing a blog.
I couldn't finish writing it in time.
I couldn't finish writing it.
And then, Iroha said something like a dog and said "You are 20 years old, aren't you?"
I also wore school uniform in "Chou no Yuzukakuta" #1.
And then, Iroha said "You are already a cosplayer, right?"
Iroha said something like that.
That's right. Iroha and I were riding a train.
And a seat in front of us opened.
And I said "Hello, have a seat."
And she said "No, you are older than me, so have a seat."
She said I'm older than her.
I want to make one excuse.
What is it?
Irohara is a lovey-dovey person.
Who is the star of tonight's skit?
Yes.
Yes, Nagi-chan.
Yes.
Please tell us the title of the skit.
"Nagi-gami-sama" (God Negi)
What kind of skit is it about?
It is a skit about a TV man who gets lost in a suspicious village and God Negi in the village.
It's a grand story.
It's like an explanation of a two-hour movie.
Have you ever had a hard time trying it?
I don't know if anyone will like it.
Of course, we are doing it because we have a demand.
A skit about God Negi, who protects a mysterious village, and production staff of a TV show.
Please pay attention to the unique people who appear in the village!
VTR?
Nyaoi!
Sappotsunto Japanese Village!
Today, we have come to this mountain deep in which it is said that there is a cat's paradise.
Does a cat's paradise really exist?
Ito-san, I can't do it anymore!
Ito-san, I really can't do it anymore!
Let's give up!
Don't give up! You're stupid!
If there really was a cat's paradise in the village, wouldn't we be able to get the numbers by dying?
Besides, young people these days give up quickly.
I can't do it anymore!
It's not impossible! I'm telling you that it exists in this world!
Look!
It looks like Miko-san.
Hey, look closely at her head.
Cat's ears?
She's definitely a person from a cat's paradise.
Let's go!
Excuse me!
Oh my, there are customers in this village.
It's rare.
I'm really scared.
Why does it feel like that?
Please be strong, Ito-san!
E-excuse me!
Are you from this village?
Nyaoi!
Um...
I heard there's a cat's paradise around here.
Is this a cat's paradise?
Nya!
- Finally! - You're a good girl.
Um, excuse me.
I'm from the TV industry.
Could you tell me about this village today?
- No. - She said "no."
- She doesn't know anything. - It's not about that.
- Could you tell me about it somehow? - Yes, please.
I can't decide that myself.
I have to ask Nyagi-gami-sama.
- Nyagi-gami-sama? - Nyagi-gami-sama?
Nyagi-gami-sama is the one who guides me about this village.
I don't really get it.
But could you tell me about Nyagi-gami-sama?
All right. I'll ask him.
- Please. - Okay.
Nyagi-gami-sama! Nyagi-gami-sama!
Could you tell me about this village?
Nyan, nyan.
No!
Welcome back.
Please explain it!
I don't understand it at all.
What do you mean?
Are you Nyagigami-sama now?
Yes.
What do you mean "yes"?
Nyagigami-sama has refused now.
Welcome back.
Please do something about it!
I'm sorry.
I'll do anything!
I'll give you anything!
Anything?
Anything.
Even a tuna?
That's not the role, isn't it?
Let me ask you one more time.
I'm weak against tuna because I'm a cat.
Nyagigami-sama, Nyagigami-sama.
May I interview these people who give me tuna in this village?
Nyan-nyan...
Tuna... tuna...
The best.
I knew it!
Welcome back.
That was close!
I think you could have done better!
Nyagi-gami is a very sacred being.
It's not something you can raise that easily.
I'm sorry about that, but Nyagi-gami is an amazing person.
Please do something about it.
I can't.
Hello!
She's a villager.
Teresa... again?
Yes!
Hey, Nyagi-gami!
What's the weather like tomorrow?
Nyan-nyan...
Sunny!
Nyagigami-sama, thank you!
You're using it like you know it!
You can't answer in 3 seconds with your smartphone!
Nyagigami-sama, tomorrow will be sunny for sure!
I know it's sunny, but can you do something about it?
Please.
I can't. Please go home.
I guess I'll have to give up.
Excuse me, but can you make me a villager of this village?
What are you talking about?!
I don't like being turned around by the director!
I want to live freely in this village!
Young people these days always want to quit...
I understand.
Let's ask Nyagigami-sama if she'll accept it.
Please.
Nyagigami-sama, Nyagigami-sama...
Can I accept this girl in this village?
Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan!
Congratulations!
- Thank you! - Nyan Nyan is forgiven!
I'm so happy!
Let me give you this.
Yes.
Now, open it up.
- Let me show you. - Thank you!
Young people these days...
Get back to work right away!
Ryo.
What is it?
I'll infiltrate this village...
And find out the secrets of this village.
Nyan.
Young people these days are so reliable!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Nagi, how was it?
I was in a daze the whole time.
To be honest, it was my first time...
- It was my first time... - Yeah, you couldn't see it.
But it was so fun to watch.
- Yeah, you got into it. - You get better and better.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Kikki's gaze was so good. - Yeah.
- She wasn't looking up all the time. - I thought so too.
Did you have a model in mind?
- No, I'm independent. - Independent?
- Independent is scary. - It's annoying.
It's annoying.
If you praise me a little, I'll do this.
Now, let's play with excitement!
Nagista High School, are you excited?
Are you young?
That excitement won't beat the four groups!
Hey, Sasuke!
Have you been happy lately?
I bought matching clothes with Miku!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
But I was so anxious and bought it, but I got confused for 5 hours and became a hate!
- Yeah! OK! OK! - 5 hours!
I'll check it out on Shinkansen!
- OK! - And now now!
You said you made a mistake the other day!
I was planning to stay in Osaka for one night, but I made a mistake!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- You made a mistake! - It's too much!
- OK! - But Kuromi lent me everything,
- so I managed to do it! - Yeah!
- Kuromi!
- You're the best! - You're the best!
Let's get excited and do it!
- Let's do it! - Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Now, do you know the rule? - You know it, right?
- You just have to answer according to the rhythm! - That's right!
- But we'll decide the rhythm here, so you have to ride it with all your might! - Can you do it?
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Can you really do it?
If we do it, we can do it!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Then, let's go! - Yeah!
Mountain Hand Party!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Everyone, let's get excited! - OK!
- The first topic is animals' names! - Yeah, OK!
- Rabbit! - OK!
- Angry! - Quacker Warabi!
- Sexy! - Sexy!
- Chimpanzee! - Nice!
- Angry! - Pumster!
- Yeah! - Sactum!
- Kangaroo!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Cute! - Namakemono!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Sexy! - Inu!
- OK! - Sexy!
- Bear!
- Stop! - Stop!
- Sexy! - Sexy!
- Was it sexy, Nao Nao? - Nao Nao!
- Wasn't it cute? - Nao Nao!
- Nao Nao, was it really sexy? - Nao Nao!
- Nao Nao!
- Hey, hey, hey! - Nao Nao!
- Nao Nao, the party is on fire! - Nao Nao!
- Shall we heat up the cool bath with a hot dance? - Yeah!
- Yeah!
- OK! Let's dance, Nao Nao! - Let's dance, Nao Nao!
- Woohoo! - Woohoo!
- Nice one! - How was it?
- Are you embarrassed? - No, I'm not!
- You're not? - I'm not embarrassed at all.
- Okay! - Okay!
- Let's move on! - Mountain Hand Party!
- The next topic is Todo Prefecture! - Angry!
- Chiba! - Nice!
- Okay! - Sexy!
- Hokkaido! - Okay!
- Cute! - Miyagi!
- Okay! - Angry!
- Okinawa! - Okay!
- Sexy! - Ehime!
- Nice! - Angry!
- Aichi! - Okay!
- Angry! - Hyogo!
- Stop! - Stop!
- It didn't look like you were that angry. - I was just smiling a little.
- See you! - See you!
Mao, who doesn't usually get angry, is out of the game due to certain reasons!
Oh, what is it? What is it?
Nice, Michael! Nice, Michael!
Guys, this is high in calories.
We're going to do it pretty hard.
Let's go! Mountain Hand Party!
The next topic is "red things".
Strawberries!
Soccer!
Peanut!
Tomato!
Post!
Signal!
Tokyo Tower!
Fashion Fruits!
Stop!
What?
If I had to say, it might be close to purple!
OK!
Can they get excited with a dance of "Exercise Anchina Aruno"!?
Oh, they're dancing!
What is it? What is it?
OK!
Aruru even wanted to dance a little!
She's too excited!
And last, Sakura!
Close it with "sakutan"!
Mountain Hand Game! I want to do it again!
Shuwa, shuwa, shuwa! Bye-bye!
OK!
Shuwa, shuwa, shuwa!
Shuwa!
Here are the members who will sing for us.
Inoue Agi, Ogawa Aya, Kawasaki Sakura.
What will you sing for us today?
I will sing Mr. Chatmonchey's "Shangri-La".
It's Mr. Chatmonchey!
It is a representative song of women's rock band Chatmonchey, which has been loved by many people, including Perfume.
It is a catchy melody full of diversity and it is a song that greatly livened up the festive scene of Heisei.
Men of our generation will definitely like it at least once.
That may be the case.
How did you practice singing it?
It was difficult to start singing.
It was very difficult for all of us to match our breaths.
As we practiced, the three of us were able to match our breaths and sing well.
I was looking forward to it.
I think it's the first time for the three of us to sing together.
We found something in common.
All three of us have three letters in Kanji.
Our names are Kino, Uenagi and Kawasaki Sakura.
That's right. In Kanji.
Isn't it amazing?
Amazing!
It's a great discovery!
If you discover anything else in the future, please let us know.
After this, the three-letter trio will sing "Shangri- La" in Kawaii-kun's style!
New Nogizaka stars are born!
Nice to meet you.
New Nogizaka stars are born!
The third edition of Blu-ray will be released on August 4th!
Making videos are also a must-see!
Shout me out that you're happy
Sometimes hold me in your arms
I can't even smile well in my dreams without you
I want to love you while scolding you for being a bad person
I pushed my cell phone into the river
And it flowed away like a ship
When I think of you, I can't sleep again
Where should we go?
Shout me out that you're happy
Shout me out
Show me how you look like when you're a coward
Shangri-La, even if you get lost on the straight road
I won't let go of your hand
It's okay
Shout me out that you're happy
Sometimes hold me in your arms
Shangri-La, shout me out that you're happy
Show me how you look like when you're a coward
Shangri-La, when I think of you
I can't sleep again
I want to love you while scolding you for being a bad person
The best!
Thank you very much.
There is a lyric "ah ah" of Nagi, right?
The second "ah" there means "oh my god" and
while you were singing "ah ah"
The "ah" just now?
How sexy you are!
Let me hear only the second "ah"
Ah ah ah ah ah
That's the last one!
That "gara gara"
That "gara gara" can only be done by Inoue Nagi.
Are you doing it consciously?
But I did be conscious of it.
It's like "ah, it's flowing away"
but I want to leave it a little.
I want to leave the sound.
Is there something like this?
Like a technique?
Edgy voice
Edgy voice!
Thank you, Sensei.
Thank you for teaching me.
Thank you, Sensei.
Thank you for teaching me.
Edo-san, I can't do it anymore.
After today, what is the role of a skit's great success,
fighter Nakanishi Aruno?
For playing that role...
You are talking like an actor!
An AD role...
Yes.
You were very good.
You are a chameleon actor!
Wow, I can do any role.
Being an actor is...
That's light.
But for playing that role...
You see, it's the way actors talk!
This is not a press conference.
From the moment of wearing the costume to putting bandages on people's feet;
I thought that the responsible and selfless performance��가 represented this skit.
Next, the trailer.
It's only 해야king.
A-nyani, nyani, nyani.
Eek!
The next super Nogizaka star is born!
It's not an easy song to sing.
Singing ability number one, Kouji Tamaki's hit song, "Challenge"!
In addition, in "Skit", cafe au re transforms cool!
You guys!
What?
Can you have fun?
I am happy happy today!
Happy happy!
The second family memory talk is also a lot of fun!
Fox.
That's right!
In "Hulu", we will deliver the extremely difficult challenge born of a super Nogizaka star stuck on the back of the program recording!
I'm Wassinta.