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Asshi Paruru's "○○ Part-time job"
Tonight's part-time workers are Mr. Jun Granpuri, who is good at making delicious pizza.
And a part-time worker who earns 30,000 yen per hour and is a magician's assistant.
And tonight's host is... Who is it?
This program is brought to you by "Baitoru".
Thank you.
Let's get started, President ○○!
Until now, while Parul was off,
Yuihan, Lenacchi, Miao, and lastly Veteran Minegishi came.
But this time, it's this person!
She's here! Welcome back!
Thank you.
Parul is back!
It's been a while.
It's been a while since I saw you.
Aren't you shy of me anymore?
I'm sorry, I took a break.
You took a break.
It can't be helped.
Your body is...
More than that, it's gotten really far away.
It's nothing like that.
Really?
I was looking at Twitter, too.
You were looking at Twitter?
Yes.
Thank you.
What about the program?
Not really.
You didn't watch the program?
Not really.
You didn't watch it?
I didn't watch it.
Because a lot of people came.
But I watched it on a summary site.
You watched it on a summary site?
Yes.
You're up-to-date.
You watched it on a summary site.
Yes.
But...
This member!
Yes.
Was it on the website?
It was on the website.
Miao said it was funny.
Miao's face eating grilled chicken.
But everyone was worried about Paruru.
Only Minigishi was aiming for Paruru's seat.
Everyone was worried about the rest.
It's finally back.
What did you mainly do?
I mainly watched TV.
If you watched TV...
Don't you watch "○○bite"?
I didn't watch AKB's show.
Oh, you said it.
You said you didn't watch other members' shows.
But it's a little special, isn't it?
You don't have to watch other members' shows.
But this is "○○bite" by Atsushi and Paruru.
When you were resting...
What kind of atmosphere would the show be like?
Weren't you worried about it?
Yes.
Oh, you weren't worried about it.
Yes.
I didn't care about it.
You didn't care about it.
That's great.
How did you get the summary site?
Yes, I can't help it.
I saw it on the Internet and it came in.
It's okay now.
I've been thinking about it all the time.
Did you say you wanted to forget about your job?
Yes.
It's been a while since you've been back. How do you feel?
I'm happy. I was looking forward to it today.
Is that so?
Yes.
But you're back in a hurry, aren't you?
It's like the first meeting.
I'm not back.
You're not back?
No.
What happened?
Nothing.
Really?
When I was in the hospital, I watched "Ronhan".
Oh, you watched it.
I was very energetic.
Did you feel better after watching "Ronhan"?
Yes.
Why don't you look at me?
Because you're on it?
Yes.
I see.
But you were watching it, weren't you?
Yes.
It's been a while, but let's start with Paruru.
Please explain the purpose of the program.
Okay.
Where should I look?
This way?
Which one was it?
This one.
It's nice.
It's been a while, but it's nice, isn't it?
It's nice.
The flow of time with Paruru makes you feel like you're working full-time, doesn't it?
Yes.
Up until now, you've been trying to fill in the gaps.
Yes.
It's a good thing, but it's not easy to work full- time.
Okay, I'll do it.
Go ahead.
All over Japan...
That's right.
All over Japan...
We introduce cute part-time workers and cool part- time workers.
It's a program that encourages you to work part- time.
Yes.
Let's support it.
This week, too.
I got a message from Ayabe while filming a busy drama.
There's a drama coming out this afternoon.
Yes.
Do you know it?
I'm looking forward to it every day.
Do you watch it every day?
Yes.
Ayabe's drama?
Yes.
It's already noon.
Yes.
I'm lonely at noon.
Because you can't see Ayabe?
Yes.
You're watching it closely, but you're not working full-time, are you?
Yes.
Because you can't see Ayabe?
Yes.
Let's listen to Ayabe's message.
Hello, I'm Peace Ayabe.
Paruru, on this trip...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot to say that.
I'm sorry.
I really wanted to go to the studio and congratulate you in person,
but I'm playing the lead role of Hildra now.
I'm sorry.
I've been talking like an actor.
I'm sorry.
Shut up!
Hildra is currently on air.
From Ayabe, who plays the lead role of Hildra, who likes to say goodbye,
to Paruru...
We took a break from filming and received comments about congratulating Hildra on her comeback.
Huh?
As I said before, I hope we can go to Kyoto together and have a date.
And the heat of the studio, please assist me with all your might.
That's it. Peace. Ayame.
You're talking like an actor.
I just sewed in the drama shooting and got a message.
Are you happy?
I'm very happy.
You always watch it, don't you?
Yes.
It makes me lonely on weekends.
What do you think of Ayame's acting?
Well...
"Well"...
"Well"... like that.
Yes.
It's "Akimoto", isn't it?
Yes, it is.
The kiss scene.
Yes.
Did you see it?
I saw it. It's the first episode.
Oh, it's the first episode.
What did you think of it?
You were in the same group as you and Ayame was putting her lips together.
I don't like that kind of thing.
Oh, you don't like that kind of thing.
Yes.
You're not that kind of person.
Yes.
But you were invited to a date.
Yes, I'd like to go.
Kyoto date.
Yes.
Are you sure you want to go?
Oh, is it okay?
Yes.
Oh, it looks hot.
That's why I'm sneaking up on you from behind.
It's right there.
If you go right there, there's a nice temple.
I'll assist you like that.
Yes.
Would you like to try it?
Yes.
As a return celebration...
But Ayame is busy filming a drama right now.
She's busy.
How long will you do it?
It's no good.
It's a long afternoon drama, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Three months?
Does Ayame have that kind of passion?
It's been like that so far.
It's been like that so far, right?
It's okay.
But there's a possibility that if you meet someone else, you'll go there.
Recently, there's someone I'm good at.
Oh, you're good at it now.
Yes.
Oh, Ayame's not in the mood for it again.
But it's still okay.
You like good-looking guys, don't you?
Yes.
You're good at it, too.
Among comedians, you're quite good-looking.
Yes.
Ayame versus good at it...
How about you two taking over Parul?
Oh, that sounds fun.
Right?
Yes.
Is there anyone else you're interested in?
No one else.
Those two?
Yes.
Good at it and Ayame?
But Ayame is good at it every week.
You watch it every day, right?
Every day.
On weekdays?
If you find a different show, you'll be good at it, too.
Really?
That's amazing.
But for Ayame, if you say you like Parul this much, I'm sure you'll get excited.
Are you excited?
I'm excited.
She comes into the school every time with great momentum.
Parul, did you say something?
What?
I'll tell you something.
What?
It's not on TV.
What should I do?
But I'm really looking forward to the drama.
Well...
You look like you're in love.
You're looking forward to the drama, right?
I'll let you know if I see you.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Now, I'd like to introduce you to some of the coolest part-time workers who have arrived from all over the country looking for a job.
The first one is a 22-year-old cool part-time worker who works at a pizza shop across the river.
My part-time job is at Napoli's table, an Italian restaurant adjacent to Kawagoe City's huge shopping center in Saitama Prefecture.
This shop serves homemade pasta and Napoli pizza, which are baked on stone kilns, for families with children.
Wow, it looks good.
He started working here when he was a first-year college student and belonged to the lacrosse club in college club activities,
but now he brings his lacrosse cross to the pizza shop and is in charge of serving and cooking pizza three days a week.
All of the recommended pizzas in this shop are delicious, so please have a look!
You can enjoy this variety of pizzas one piece at a time, and you can eat as many as you like until you run out of pizza.
You can enjoy Napoli's pizza, which is plump and delicious to your ears, to your stomach's content.
It's refreshing.
Welcome. I'm Ryoki Suzuki, 22 years old, and I work part-time.
It's sparkling.
Suzuki-kun is in the center of the store.
The atmosphere of the store is transmitted to customers and creates a good atmosphere.
And above all, it's very good for children.
What I learned at this part-time job is this handling.
By doing this, you can use centrifugal force to spread the pizza dough evenly quickly.
It's time for me to feel the most motivation when I see children happy to see me like that.
I want to do this!
If Parle comes to my store...
I'd like to make his favorite pepper pizza for him.
There's a lot of stuff in there.
My dream is to become a school teacher.
I'd like to work as a mathematician in college and become a math teacher in junior high school.
I'm currently waiting for my teacher's license exam.
The carbonara I make is very popular with my colleagues.
Would you like to work part-time with me?
See you later.
I like this song.
You are tall and handsome.
What do you think of her technique?
I have a little bald spot and I'm worried about my hands.
Really?
Do you feel like you're kneading too much with your hands?
Can you show me?
If you don't see it, you can eat it.
If you knead like that, you'll get a completely different impression from me.
I'm paranoid.
I'm calm.
Unexpected things happen.
Really?
Have you ever talked about your bald spot?
It's a little bald.
I think it's pretty bald to worry about it.
I'm more nervous about it.
I don't care about it at all.
People who work at a store disinfect their hands properly.
But I think you like tall and handsome guys.
I'm 182cm tall.
182cm?
That's good.
I heard you're aiming to be a math teacher.
Middle school students are excited, aren't they?
I'm sure they are.
If you have such a sparkling teacher,
Math teachers are usually small.
Small and fat.
It makes sense to bring a big triangular ruler.
If you have such a refreshing teacher,
girls will love you.
Do you have any supplementary information?
Yes.
Suzuki, a fourth-year student of Gakushuuin University,
participated in the Mr. Gakushuuin Contest held last year.
In his specialty performance, he performed "pizza turning" taught by senior employees.
He won the Junior Grand Prix.
I see.
He won the Junior Grand Prix held by Gakushuin University.
I'm curious about the Grand Prix.
Oh, that one?
Can you focus on Suzuki for a moment?
I'm sorry.
The Grand Prix is...
Do you want me to look it up for you?
Can I?
Yes, you can.
I thought the Junior Grand Prix was amazing.
You're curious about it, aren't you?
Yes, I'm curious about it.
The Junior Grand Prix held by Gakushuin University.
Oh, it's out!
It's fast!
That's great!
I'd like you to broadcast this relaxing time as it is.
I'm looking it up now.
Yes.
It's fast.
I see.
What do you think?
Do you like Paruru?
What do you think?
I like Suzuki-kun better.
I think so, too.
But I haven't seen it live.
That's right.
It's good for taking pictures.
I think so, too.
Hashimoto-kun, too.
I think Hashimoto-kun is a little wilder.
I think so, too.
Can we broadcast this on TV?
No, we can't.
Do you have Hashimoto-kun's permission?
I think it's permission from the school.
The school will host it.
Is that so?
It's annoying.
It's annoying. Let's not do it.
Let's not do it?
Let's not do it.
Seriously?
I took a lot of measures just now.
Let's not do it.
Please look it up for yourself.
If you look it up on the Internet, it will come up.
It's 2014.
Look up the 2014 Grand Prix.
Next up is 25-year-old Kawaisugiru Batusoshi.
25 years old?
My part-time job is everywhere in Japan and everywhere in Shibuya.
It's a job that makes you excited and excited.
And that is...
Business trip magic!
There are many places where you can do magic, from elementary school to shopping malls.
This time, I'm doing a magic show in Shibuya, Atom Tokyo, where I appear weekly.
But I'm also an assistant of magician Sho.
Actually, Sho is a great magician who taught magic to Yuria Tsukisaki in the drama "Parul".
When I first started this part-time job, I admired such a magician.
Not only that, but also the part-time pay.
Ms. Tsukisaki, Mr. Parul, how much do you think this part-time pay is worth?
12,000 yen per day!
5, 4, 3...
Oh, I don't know!
You don't know? Oh, you already know!
30,000 yen!
Wow, you're getting paid!
Isn't magic amazing?
Magician's assistant application, 30,000 yen per day.
When I wrote "30,000 yen per day", a lot of people, over 100 people applied for it.
Among them, Yoshikawa adopted it because he was attracted to 30,000 yen per day.
Yes, he told me honestly that I can trust him.
I was attracted to his honesty.
When I first started this part-time job, I learned some magic.
I'm Yoshikawa Rui, 25 years old, working part- time.
- My hands are shaking. - It's showtime!
She has 30,000 knowledge points...
My specialty is investing.
Currently, I'm using an ESP card for training.
Now, I'm able to place 80% card patterns.
The type of man I like is No. 1 or No. 2 in London Boots...
- Oh, you've saved up a lot of information. - Ryota!
He's a celebrity I saw for the first time in my life.
When I asked him to take a picture of me when I was in high school,
he refused very politely.
Since then, I've been worried about my good personality.
I'll take it, though.
My dream for the future is...
I love children, so I want to be a parent.
I'm currently studying at home.
I'm sure this part-time job will make people happy.
- Wow! - I'm sure this part-time job will make people happy.
- She got my heart. - I'm sure this part-time job will make people happy.
Currently, Magician Showgirl is looking for a part-time job.
If you want people to have fun and you want to shine on stage,
why don't you work part-time with me?
- That's amazing. - That's amazing.
The earth is 30,000 years old.
It's much higher than the radio I do.
Isn't it amazing? 30,000 yen in one hour.
If you work for three hours, it's 90,000 yen.
Is it that hard?
But I guess so.
You have to assist magicians.
You have to set up various things for magicians to make it easier to do.
You can't miss it, can you?
- Oh, supplementary information. - Yes.
The way you use your part-time job seems to disappear almost at the drinking table.
You were drinking last month's "silver week" as well.
Your specialty is cooking, and it seems like you're good at cooking for your family.
- Ate? - A snack?
- Ate of alcohol? - Yes.
- You don't say "ate"? - Ate?
I don't drink alcohol, so I don't know.
- You don't drink it? - Yes.
- You don't know what "ate" is? - Ate...
Sake's "ate"...
- Or "saki-ika"? - I love them.
- You like "saki-ika"? - Yes.
- Even though you don't drink it? - Yes.
People who drink alcohol have a stronger taste.
- Oh, I see. - Isn't it strong?
- It is. - The umami...
- The taste is strong. - Yes.
- You only eat "saki-ika" without alcohol? - Yes.
Wow...
Even though it's a snack of alcohol...
- What else? "sarami"? - I love it.
But you like "saki-ika", don't you?
"sarami" goes better with "saki-ika".
- But I can't drink it. - I see.
Miao often goes drinking after a concert.
Some members say "let's go drinking", don't they?
I don't talk much with members.
What do you invite members to go with you after a concert?
What do you mean?
What do you say "let's go"?
I say "let's go eat fukahire or torilla or something expensive".
If members say "let's go eat fukahire or something expensive", Paruru will move.
Can you make a declaration?
I say...
I want 100 votes.
Second supplementary information.
Ms. Yoshikawa has never dated a man before.
She wants you to teach her how to meet a good man like you.
Specifically, she likes old men with chubby bellies...
- "Zundo"? - "De...debu...debusho"...
- "Debusho"? - "Debusho"?
- "Debusho"... - It's a kind person who brings me out of my "debusho" state.
- "De...debusho"... - Are you into "debusho" right now?
- What is "debusho" exactly? - It's a person who leaves their house in a hurry...
- Someone who leaves their house... - Ah...
- Someone who thinks it's a hassle... - Then you're saying I'm "debusho" right?
- Ah, you're "debusho"!? - I'm someone who doesn't leave their house, right?
- Ah, you're "debusho" right? - Yes.
- You can't write it in your introduction? - Yes, I am...
- But it's difficult, the kanji. - Eh, it's not like that.
- "De" "ru" "ni" "na" "shi" "ni"...
- It's like this... - Isn't it difficult?
- It's difficult... - Can you remember it? - Yes.
- Then, repeat it. - I am "debusho".
- Can you declare it for me? - I am "debusho".
- Ah, I want a "chuck voice".
- It's already over, it's fast! - It's fast, isn't it?
- Isn't it fast!? - Hmm...
- It's like this... - Ah, then lastly...
- Can you give us a notice of recruitment? - Yes.
- In the show, we recruit cute part-time girls and cool part-time men.
- We don't ask you for your personal opinions or concerns about your part-time jobs.
- For more information, please check out the show's homepage! - Yes.
- Next time, we will introduce cute part-time girls who work at a beef tongue restaurant and cool part-time men who work at a Ginza restaurant.
- How was your part-time job for the first time in a while? - Wow, I was very happy.
- Were you happy? - Yes.
- Will you come again next week? - Yes, I think so.
- Wow, you said it! See you next week! - Yes.
- This program was brought to you by Vital. - Eh, what? Eh, I haven't... I haven't...
- I haven't... I haven't... - Ahaha, I see!
- You're taking care of that part of you, like, taking care of one person...