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This week, we'll introduce you to a cool part-time worker who works at a ski resort and a custom bike lover who works at a bike shop in Osaka.
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It's begun again this week.
Karl is off this week as well, so we have another member joining us today.
It's this person!
Hi! I'm a full-time criminal, Mii-chan, also known as Minigishi Minami!
Welcome!
You're here!
Yay! I'm here!
You're a veteran!
I'm here! Thank you!
I thought you'd get involved with young people.
What do you mean?
You're a veteran. I'm relieved.
You can do it by yourself, right?
No, no, I'm not that kind of artist.
There you go.
You seem like you're used to it.
I'll do my best today.
Really?
First of all, please say your title song.
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You're stable, aren't you?
No, please stop. I don't need stability.
You don't need stability?
But stability is a good thing!
It's been 10 years since I've been told I'm stable.
Stability...
There are good and bad things about it, right?
Like, "You're safe and sound."
You don't want to be that kind of woman?
I don't want to be that kind of safe and sound woman.
But you're not living a safe and sound life, are you?
It's a paradox, you know?
I'm scared of horses.
Even when we're talking.
No! If you want to break them down, you don't have to be scared of horses.
If I don't say anything, they'll shut up for like two or three seconds.
No, no, no! I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Really?
I was watching Paruru and Atsushi's show.
They had really strange horses born.
It was really slow-paced, you know?
I thought only a woman who's been told "cute, cute" will be able to ride that horse.
It's like, you can afford it.
I was really jealous of it.
It's not stable, right?
It's not stable.
You can ride it today, right?
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Because you want to show a new side of you, right?
Yes.
Let's make it a show where you can fully enjoy riding horses.
Enjoy riding horses.
That's too fast, too fast, too fast!
It's too fast.
You're repeating it right away.
Yes.
Are you scared?
I'm scared.
You're being tricked by that bad TV.
You don't have to be scared.
I'll also aim for a good woman's way.
See, you're just saying whatever you want to fill in the gaps.
I don't want to fill in the gaps!
That's not good!
Because when you don't have anything you want to say, you don't have to say it, whether it's TV or whatever.
What are you most interested in right now?
What I'm most interested in right now?
What you want to say the most or what you're interested in.
You don't have to talk about your part-time job or anything like that.
What?!
It's a part-time job show!
I mean, the staff are telling you that you're going to hear about your old part-time job stories, right?
But isn't that kind of schedule good enough?
You're so mean!
I've been thinking about it!
I've been thinking about what part-time job I want to do!
No, what you're most interested in right now, not a part-time job.
What I'm most interested in...
Let's see...
What do you do when you get home?
When I get home?
Hmm...
No, I don't know...
But in the end, I end up drinking.
That's nice!
But you know, next generation directors like you have been born with it.
Where do you plan to go in the future?
Where? What should I do?
Are you going to be a variety host forever?
No, no, no, no...
What?
That's not true.
That's not true?
I'm not sure.
That's why you end up drinking!
But...
I mean, if you're a host, it would be helpful.
But you don't like it.
The stability.
Hmm...
Then why not me?
Isn't it like that?
In the end, you call me a big shot!
So it's convenient for me!
That's right!
It's true!
There's no reason for it to be you, but I'd be happy if you were there.
So...
Well, that's fine.
Even there.
Wow, I didn't think the theme would get so heavy from the opening!
But this is real!
When I was watching this at home, I thought, "Wow, I was able to hear Minegishi's true feelings!"
I'm happy about it.
I'm a convenient woman.
Hmm...
Isn't it good?
I think you can aim for the Yahoo! topic.
Oh!
But Paruru says a lot of things here, and it's in the news every time, so I feel sorry for her.
No, it's fine.
It's just news.
But there's a difference there, right?
I feel sorry for her, but...
In Minegishi's case, it's like...
I did it! It's going to be in the news!
Why is that?!
It's like she thinks she's strong!
Oh, no!
Don't get me wrong.
Is there a weak point?
Weak.
She's very weak.
Delicate.
You can't see it, can you?
Why is that?!
The weak part...
Well, we've prepared a photo of the part-time workers we introduced in the show.
Let's see what kind of guy Minegishi is.
Wow!
He's pretty high-level.
How about you, Konkon?
Well, if I say this, I think my rating will go down.
It's rude of me!
No, you're funny!
You're really funny, so you don't hurt me that much.
You're too flirty, and I don't want you to think I'm going for that kind of thing.
But if you're going for a higher level, you have to work hard as an individualist.
Yes, that's right.
If I'm being safe and sound, I like people like cute people like Teppei-kun.
Also, people who came from the countryside like Kikuchi-kun.
Kikuchi-kun and people who are pure and nice have a higher degree of pleasure.
Is that okay, Minegishi?
Then number 8, Suzuki-san.
What are you talking about?
Number 8?!
I like Teppei-kun and Suzuki-san.
Really?! Really?!
What about them?
Hmm...
I don't think there's anything like that.
I like people who are older.
People who are middle-aged like me.
What kind of gestures do you like?
There's something I want to take next to me.
When I say "excuse me" in front of me and do this...
I like the sense of distance.
You like people who suddenly come up to you.
You get excited.
There's something I want to take next to me.
It's not like they're trying to shorten their distance from me.
It's like "excuse me" and "soy sauce"
When I take it, I get excited.
You're short-sighted.
I'm actually short-sighted.
But I don't feel like I want to protect someone who's weak.
Why is that?
What are the conditions you want to protect?
She is colorful, isn't she?
But her skin color is white.
Her skin color is white.
Her skin color is white, isn't it?
And...
She is thin.
She is thin?
She is thin.
Yes, she is thin.
If you think about it like that, what is the difference between you and Parle?
When I post a picture that I like on Twitter,
sometimes people say, "I thought you were Parle."
Oh, but I know.
Maybe if you blur it a little...
Huh? Parle? Did you come back?
I think you'll say that.
Can you move the pin a little?
Like this...
Oh, it's Parle!
Parle is back!
Can you move the pin a little...
Minegishi, how many times...
It happens, doesn't it?
It's a shame, isn't it?
Parle is Parle even if you don't have it.
Minegishi is trying not to bring it to Parle, isn't he?
That's right. Even though I'm a junior.
Even though you're a junior.
What do you think of Parle as a junior?
I'm a junior of Parle, but I have a heart and a good sense of humor,
so when I'm praised by Parle, I'm a junior for some reason, but I'm very happy.
When Minegishi says, "Your clothes are nice today."
I'm like, "Oh, thank you so much."
I'm very happy.
I probably don't lie.
Is it fashionable?
Is it okay for me to say that?
What do you think of it?
Well...
You don't have much confidence, do you?
No.
Do you?
Yes, I do.
Can you take off your clothes later?
Take off?
Take off.
Okay.
Really?
I'm okay today.
Are you confident?
Yes, I am.
I see.
What's the difference between you and me?
We are about the same age.
Parul is one year younger than me.
Right?
Yes.
That's why we are "deer".
"Deer".
"Deer" girls have a strong feeling of being able to live alone.
But I want to protect her.
Wow, are you okay?
Can you talk?
Are you okay?
Can you talk?
So, if I were Minegishi, I would say...
Excuse me, I want to go pee. I'll leave it to you.
Don't leave me alone.
But I feel safe.
Excuse me, I'll leave it to you.
I can call you even if I'm working.
Well, you can say it's like a part-time job.
That's the strength of minegishi.
But it can't be helped if you change it now.
Yes.
If you appeal minegishi to people who are watching you...
There are many people who like minegishi like you.
Many?
I'm sure there are many.
I'm sure there are.
I prefer parul.
That's good.
I'll look for it.
From all over the country.
Now, I'll introduce you to the cool part-time workers who came from all over the country to apply for a part- time job.
The first one is a 19-year-old cool part-time worker who works part-time at a ski resort in Canada.
Please come in.
Nice to meet you.
I work at a ski resort in Kanagawa Prefecture.
The ski resort is nice.
I've been working here for about five months now.
I've always been interested in catering.
I'm busy with work and it's hard, but I feel very motivated.
I try not to smile all the time.
It's nice and refreshing.
Speaking of my favorite menu...
Of course, this beef bowl.
Taste, volume...
This is also beef.
Eat, eat.
Really?
No way!
My favorite word is...
Whispering.
I can only do it alone.
But I can do it with everyone, so I can overcome it.
It's like a club.
It's like a high school musical.
It's sharp.
It's oriental.
I see.
Welcome.
I'm Mori Kunihiro, a part-time worker.
I'm a junior high school student.
He has a nice voice.
Mori Kunihiro gets a lot of attention from customers.
He has a very refreshing personality.
My wife calls me "Mori Kuni", "Mori Kuni" from other part-time jobs.
Everyone likes me.
I'm the center of the store.
You're so cute.
He's happy.
He's a young man.
He's cute.
He's colorful and pure.
I'm pretty energetic.
Actually, I have one more side of me.
I've been marching since I was ten years old.
My team consists of about 120 people.
I've been ranked third all over the country.
I have a dream.
I want to participate in a world competition.
I have an audition in America this winter.
I will definitely pass.
I'm looking for a part-time job at a store called "Marching Boys".
It's a very nice store, so would you like to work with me?
Excuse me.
You're so cute!
Oh, nice!
What a refreshing image!
Yes, it is.
You look better in plain clothes.
Yes, I look better in plain clothes.
With my bangs down like this.
I can't get enough of it.
When the manager is praising you...
Yes, yes.
You look at him and say...
Ah, I can't do that.
No, it's not like I'm lazy at work.
It's like I have a big dream and I'm working towards it.
It's like you have a story and you're working towards it.
You're aiming for the world championship.
It's a big deal.
An audition in America.
What do you think of younger men?
Not so much...
Oh, really?
Not so much, but...
Do you like older men?
I like older men better.
Oh...
But you don't want to be relied on...
No, no, no.
You don't like it?
No, no, no.
It's always like that.
Even among the members...
Oh, I see!
I'm like an older woman.
Since you're an older woman in AKB...
You don't like being relied on?
No, no, no.
You don't like it?
No, I don't like it.
You don't like being relied on?
No, I don't like it.
I want to be relied on.
That's stressful.
You want to be relied on?
I want to be relied on.
I want to look like a princess in front of him.
But...
Even if you're 19 years old...
You want to be treated like a girl and be relied on, right?
No, no.
You don't know, do you?
I like men who are older and have more leeway.
Don't you like men who are older or younger?
I've never dated an older woman, so I don't know.
But...
I don't know. From now on...
You can't.
I don't know what will happen in life.
Not yet. You can't calm down.
When I was young, I played with men over 30 and 40 years old.
I have a stereotype that I should be quiet.
You often say that you like stereotypes.
But I don't think such a stereotype fits me.
Why do you have to live according to that stereotype?
You are an unexpected man.
I will stick out of the frame.
What are you declaring?
I will pretend that I don't know.
Next is the youngest member of the show.
She is a cute part-time worker at a bike shop in Osaka.
Please come in.
My workplace is...
Subway Sakaisuji Line.
Ebisicho Station.
I am a custom shop "gotti" that specializes in big scooters.
gotti
I have been working here since I was in first year of high school.
I am a second-year high school student who is 16 years old now.
When I was working, my father liked big scooters and often brought me here.
I like big scooters because of the atmosphere of my shop and the staff.
My job is to clean the bike and organize documents.
Customizing a big scooter means combining and exchanging various parts.
You can customize it to your favorite original big scooter.
And look at this pink cute girl.
She is my girlfriend.
She is like a boyfriend to me.
She is my girlfriend.
In fact, it cost me 4.5 million yen.
Why do you have so much money? You are 16 years old, aren't you?
I worked part-time for 2 million yen all my life and asked my parents for their cooperation.
Wow, it's cool!
I like this girl.
I'm not good at it.
You look like you are very hardworking.
It's not difficult.
Hello, I'm Emira Reina, a part-time worker, and I'm 16 years old.
It's a blade! I want a blade!
The type of man I like is an older man who respects my older brother's existence.
I like a wild man who forcibly pulls me away.
The type of man I hate is a man who always smiles and is full of energy.
I'm very angry with the store.
I'm in charge of everything in and out of the store.
I'm a smelly person, but I really like the smell of sweat after work.
My ideal date is to go to the sea by bike and look at the sea slowly together.
I'm dreaming of getting married someday.
I'm looking for a part-time job at a custom shop called gotti.
All the staff are very friendly and it's a fun job.
Would you like to work with me?
Thank you for your hard work.
It's a sink.
Can you ride this home?
You can't ride it?
She's a very strange girl.
There were a lot of gaps.
But she's cute.
She's very cute.
I wonder if a 16-year-old cute girl will fall in love with a custom bike like this.
She's probably a father's girl.
She's probably a father's girl, but she wants a bike.
She wants a pink bike.
By the way, the name of Emra's big scooter, which cost 4.5 million yen, is Inazuma Rockstar Zero.
He had four part-time jobs, such as a convenience store and an izakaya, to buy this big scooter.
He seems to have guts.
He looks strong.
He worked part-time and got what he wanted.
I like that.
What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought?
For example, expensive cars and jewels.
No, I've never bought anything like that.
I see.
Recently, I bought a bag that cost less than 300,000 yen for my mother's birthday present.
That's not expensive.
No way!
I spent a lot of money on it.
You bought a bag for your mother.
I'm not interested in brands.
I don't know.
So you're not expensive.
If you think like that, you'll be looked down upon.
No, I'm not expensive. I'm popular.
No, you're expensive.
You said you didn't want a chef in your house.
What do you mean?
You said you didn't want a chef in your house, didn't you?
You said you wanted a chef in your house.
Me, too.
Don't fight!
Why do you always lose?
Me, too.
I want a pool, too.
Why don't you say that a market doesn't cost you money?
I don't need a pool!
You do!
You don't swim, do you?
I want a concierge.
I'm working hard, but I'm not working hard.
I can't imagine marrying a rich person.
If you are in AKB, you can marry a rich person.
Anyone?
Anyone.
How can you marry a rich person?
I like idols and celebrities.
I like cute girls.
I like CEOs.
There are many people like that in the world.
Are you in the cute idol group?
I'm in it for now.
For now?
I'm an idol, so I'm in AKB.
If you are a member of AKB who has been in AKB for a long time, you can marry a rich person.
If you don't make a big mistake.
If you are a member of AKB who has been in AKB for a long time, you can marry a rich person.
I like a rich person.
A rich person is cute.
If you are a member of AKB who is working hard, you can marry a rich person who is not working hard.
I like a rich person who is not working hard.
But I like a poor AKB member the most.
Am I poor?
I feel sorry for you when you are poor.
Do you feel sorry for me?
I drink alone every day and walk around the city alone.
Then someone will definitely marry me.
Oh, that's right! Paruru will be back next time!
Yeah! I'm relieved!
I've been wondering if it's always like this.
It's about your body, isn't it?
That's right.
I'm glad.
But somewhere, you know, somewhere you're thinking, "I wanted to do it again."
Well, but...
I'll call you again and ask you to call me when you're comfortable.
Is it okay? Is it okay for you to call me when you're uncomfortable?
One phone call.
I'll be right there.
I'll be right there when you call me.
I'll be right there.
I'll be there on the day.
There's a lot going on on the day.
It's okay.
Will you come if you're free?
I'll go, of course.
Should I call you?
By all means.
Oh, it's okay. Sorry, Paruru is here.
Oh, it's okay.
I think I like Minagishi's back the most.
By all means.
Please, at that time.
Well, finally, announcements.
In the program, we are recruiting cute part-time women and cool part-time men.
It doesn't matter if you're self-employed or not.
In addition, we are also recruiting part-time girls who are working part-time.
For more information, please visit the program's homepage.
Okay, then say goodbye in a cute way.
See you next week.
Please blur it. Please blur it.
Say it like that!
See you next week.
You really do look like her!
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