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Watch Parle's "○○bite"!
A guy who is cool but has never had a girlfriend before.
A guy who is nervous because he is not good at girls.
This time, too cool part-time men appear one after another!
Parle is shocked by the love situation of part- time men!
It's like a legend.
A legend?
It's amazing!
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It's started! Marumaru Party!
It's started.
Well...
Recently...
Someone who does impersonations of Parle...
...is becoming a hot topic on the internet.
Becoming a hot topic?
Yes, this person.
Really?
Milka-san?
Parle's...
I feel a little evil.
It's a little similar.
It's similar, isn't it?
Yes.
Someone who does impersonations of Parle...
...is a freelance entertainer...
...Milka-san.
AKB's impersonation unit...
...a member of Team G.
What G is it?
Team G...
It's Team G.
What G is it?
This...
It's similar!
No, it's not similar!
Parle...
Maeda Atsuko-san...
Ichikawa Miori-san...
Matsui Rena-san.
It's similar, isn't it?
This is...
The impersonation unit...
...Team G.
There's an impersonation video.
Shall we watch it?
Yes.
Go ahead.
Parle, who did her best...
...for AKB's general election in 2014.
I'm Tsumizuki Hanaka from AKB Hotel.
Good morning.
I've been asked "Do you want to die? Do you want to die?"
I've tried hard to hide it.
But I can't do it.
That's all.
Good morning.
You look like that.
You know me, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You're the one who does it often.
But if you say you know me, you'll be recognized.
No, no, no, let's not do it.
You won't be recognized.
You can do it as you like.
As I like?
It doesn't matter if you do it as you like.
But you won't be recognized by your family.
If you say you're recognized by your family,
you'll be recognized by your family.
You'll be recognized by your family.
Then I'll look for someone better. Someone who is similar to me.
Let's look for someone else who can imitate you.
I'm happy.
You want to see it, don't you?
Yes, I do.
How you are imitated.
I thought you were filming me.
Your hands are not messy like this.
Well...
What's going on?
Is this how you do it?
Well...
This is a message from a 69-year-old man who sent me "omajinayan" before.
Do you remember this voice?
Yes, I do.
It's like "eight".
This is a message from a 69-year-old man who sent me "eight".
Thank you for taking up my words.
The current 69-year-old is young and healthy.
Please don't treat me like an old man.
I'm young and healthy.
And I'm going to go to Parul's concert and handshake event.
Of course, my wife also approves of it.
I'm looking forward to Parul's free-spirited speech.
Thank you, grandpa.
You're young, so I don't want you to call me "grandpa".
But a 69-year-old is a normal grandpa.
You're 70 years old this year.
I've counted my life behind me.
Are you going to make me count my life behind me?
But I have to keep an eye on you someday.
A 69-year-old man also wants you to go to Parul's concert.
Yes, I'm happy.
I'm grateful for you.
I hope you'll be happy, grandpa.
Grandpa, my life is short.
You still have a long way to go.
I hope you'll encourage me.
Please.
Parulun Parulun Eittona!
You're the healthiest woman I've ever met.
Parulun Parulun Eittona!
You're 21 years old, but you don't remember your first love at all.
Where did you fall in love for the first time?
As an alien, my heart was excited.
That's cool.
How old are you?
I'm in kindergarten.
That's early!
Is it early?
Isn't it too early?
As an alien, I've already seen you in kindergarten.
Didn't you like kindergarten because it was cool?
Oh, I didn't.
I'm in elementary school.
I was in fourth grade in elementary school.
Everyone was there.
That's a cool person, isn't it?
It's not really exciting, is it?
It's not like everyone will say it and you'll choose it somehow.
It's really exciting.
What is this feeling?
Oh, this is love.
I was in fourth grade and fifth grade.
I have a profile and a favorite boy or girl.
Everyone loved me.
In kindergarten?
Can you understand that now?
Like a profile.
Who is your favorite boy or girl?
Do you remember their names?
I don't remember their names.
Do you forget your first love's name?
What about their faces?
I remember their faces.
I don't know their faces at the time.
But you haven't met them since you graduated kindergarten?
No.
Now that I think about it, it was awkward.
I should have chosen a different person.
If it was the current Parul, you wouldn't have chosen him.
Yes.
But at that time, Parul liked that boy or girl.
He was the most popular.
He was popular in his class.
He was popular in kindergarten.
Don't you hear rumors about him?
I don't know him at all.
Do you feel that way?
Yes.
I remember their names, though.
Ms. Yuuki.
The first-class girls' basketball club member.
I met you the other day.
You were so beautiful.
On the show.
Does that mean anything to you?
If you weren't married, you might have gone out for a meal or something.
You're married, so...
But I thought it wasn't wrong for me to like you back then.
Sigh...
Part-time job. Part-time job.
Now, I'd like to introduce you to some of the coolest part-time job seekers in Japan.
The first one is a 20-year-old cool part-time job seeker who works at an Italian restaurant in Ginza.
Welcome.
Part-time job. Part-time job.
The part-time job I do is at an Italian restaurant called Miserable, which is almost three minutes' walk from Ginza 1-chome Station.
Miserable...
It's my first part-time job in my life, and I've been taking care of it for about a year.
I'm in charge of serving customers.
Since it's an Italian restaurant, all the menus on the screen are in Italian.
It was hard to memorize, but I learned my first Italian right away because it was fresh and fun.
The best menu in the restaurant is a pizza made by an Italian kiln craftsman with a full-fledged kiln.
This is a pizza with seven kinds of cheese on it.
If you like it, it's delicious with honey with truffle flavor.
My pride is my height. I'm 182 centimeters tall, so there is something high up that I can easily take it off.
I'm a cheeky little brother.
You're so small, manager!
When I open my mouth, people hate me.
You're so small, manager!
I'm really annoyed, but I'm sorry if you're laughing.
She's actively working hard for me as a part-time job, so she's a very important person to me.
Nice, you can make pizza.
Welcome, I'm a part-time worker, Ryohei Yamaki, and I'm 20 years old.
Yamaki! Yamaki!
Another pride of mine is my family.
Of course, we go to Hawaii and Saipan once a year for my family's birthday party.
Recently, my grandmother and I went on a trip to France for a week.
I have all the money for the trip.
Thank you, grandma.
Do you want me to take you?
Actually, I've never dated a woman before.
I've never held hands before, so I admire women's warmth.
I hope I can have my first kiss with a woman older than me.
I'm currently looking for a part-time job.
Would you like to work with me?
I'm looking for a part-time job.
Would you like to work with me?
Is it true?
Excuse me.
I'm asking you.
Is it true?
It seems like a lie.
If it's true, it's amazing.
It's a rare existence.
If it's true, is it Masako?
I can't say for sure.
There are still guys who haven't dated for about 20 years.
What?
There's something about it.
It's amazing. I feel like I've seen a legend.
A legend?
It's amazing.
I think there are more legends than legends.
Is it true?
You've never held hands or kissed.
You're kidding me.
Is it your first Kansai dialect?
You're detailed.
I speak Kansai dialect only when I doubt it.
What?
But you're an old woman.
You're taken care of by your grandmother.
There's a possibility.
Your grandmother won't be able to get close to you anymore.
No, no, no.
What?
She's strong.
She's strong enough to go on a New Year's holiday to Hawaii.
I can't do it normally.
You can't.
Your grandmother has been president of a company since your grandfather's time.
Your grandmother gave you 180,000 yen coat for your birthday party.
She's strong.
She's a person who enters a house to make a house.
So you know she won't allow you to enter her house, right?
You know what kind of girl you should go out with, don't you, Ryohei?
Rich people are rich people, you know.
Are there any boys like you in the world?
Yes, there are.
But I don't think there are many.
If you're in your 20s and you're not like this, you wouldn't know, would you?
I know, but you don't want to communicate with people, do you?
How about you?
I'm tall and I work part-time.
I have good looks and I feel clean.
Even from a girl's point of view, there are people who want to go out with you, aren't there?
Yes, there are.
What about you, grandma?
You don't belong in Yamaki's family.
What do you mean?
But you don't let her hold your hand, do you?
When there's a guard at home, grandma is always watching you.
"Ryohei," she says.
That's a delusion, isn't it?
It's my delusion, but if you're not watched that much, you've never held hands like that.
I want to know what kind of life I've been through.
Do you want to cover it?
Yes.
But you're from Yamaki's family.
Even if you were from Paruru, which family are you from?
If you're not from Paruru, I feel sorry for you, grandma.
That's right. It's all your fault, grandma.
Part-time job.
Huh?
Today's second guest is also a very cool part-time worker.
He's a 19-year-old handsome part-time worker who works part-time in Tokyo.
Nice to meet you. I'm Hikaru Kikuchi, and I work part- time at a cleaning company.
My job is...
a part-time job at a cleaning company.
A part-time job at a cleaning company?
I hang myself and wipe the window with a rope of life and death.
I was invited by my brother who worked as an employee here.
I've been working for a year now.
I'm working hard every day so that I don't leave a single pride
so that I can satisfy my customers quickly and carefully.
No, but you look like you're in a good mood.
This job is thrilling and rewarding.
Above all, I can see scenery that I can't see on a daily basis, so it's a lot of fun.
Eh, you're going in a normal sneaker?
At first I was scared, but now I'm not scared at all because I can't get enough of the thrill and fun.
I've done it even at the highest height of 70 meters.
Hello, I'm 19 years old, working part-time.
- LDH. - LDH, right?
It's my first time in a year or so, but I think I'm doing well.
Well, I'm not there yet.
I'm really a cheeky guy, but everyone loves me and I'm doing well.
Now I'm completely used to the cityscape from a high place,
and I'm from Hachijo Island.
Hachijo Island is an island with about 8,000 people,
and it's a peaceful place where there are no convenience stores.
I love it.
I'd like to show Paruru-san the starry sky of Hachijo Island.
I want to go back to the island in the future.
I'm currently looking for a part-time job at a limited company store.
If you like high places, I definitely recommend it.
Would you like to work with me?
See you later.
Wow!
You didn't have a gondola in a high place with a windshield wiper, did you?
Are you okay in high places?
Well, it's not bad.
Oh, I see. I'm not good at it.
I was often picked up at concerts.
I see. You're not scared at all, are you?
That's right.
Can you do that job?
Well...
You didn't have a place to sit, did you?
You usually sit on a wooden chair.
If I'm taken away from you, it's over for me.
In high places?
Is it okay for you to do such a bad thing?
No, I don't think like that.
Oh, I'm scared.
But you'll go back to the island someday.
It's nice, isn't it?
Yes.
Well...
Do you want me to supplement it?
So far, he's been dating alone.
She's not good at it and gets nervous easily.
So I'd like to hear how to talk to a woman who's used to it.
Okay.
You're alone.
Right?
You're 19 years old.
I can't talk to you.
When I came to Tokyo, I practiced talking to girls.
I know the way, but I pretended not to know it and talked a lot.
Excuse me, which way is Nakano Station?
Isn't it...
"Nanpa"?
"Nanpa".
That's right.
"Nanpa".
Would you like to go somewhere after this?
If I say it all of a sudden, everyone refuses it.
But I was asking for directions to get used to talking to people.
Excuse me.
Nakano Station.
They're kind and kind.
So we can talk.
This person looks nice.
Could you take me there?
If you can take me to Nakano station,
I think you can treat me to a meal.
If you can treat me to a meal,
I think I can treat you to a meal.
I'll show you the way, but I won't go to a restaurant.
Will you take me there?
Yes.
If you're tired.
Some people are like that.
Oh, you don't like food.
I'm fine with being rejected.
I'm very positive.
Because there are a lot of people walking.
There are a lot of people walking.
You're strong.
Because you're mentally strong.
Interesting.
That's why you should talk to people like that.
Because you grew up on an island,
you know that people in Tokyo are scary.
That's the same thing.
Because you're mentally strong.
Because you're mentally strong,
you can talk to people like that.
By all means,
Kikuchi Hikaru is also mentally strong.
Introducing the entertainer.
Paruru fell in love with a certain entertainer.
You have a lot of wonderful voices.
That's right.
I really want to do a lot of things,
but I can't do it now.
Once you graduate.
What are you laughing about?
Introduce me to an entertainer.
An entertainer?
An entertainer you don't want to quit?
I like that person.
Who?
What was it again?
Ayabe-san.
Ayabe-san?
Yes, I'm Peace's Ayabe-san.
"You're really short." "Yes, I'm really short."
"You're shorter than me." "Yes, we're about the same height."
"Is that okay?" "You were really cool."
That's not good.
She likes mature girls.
"But you're not a mature girl." "Yes, I am."
I will become a mature girl.
"Really?" "Yes."
When you run out of breath and run into each other in the next corridor,
"you'll come up with a lot of things." "You were cool."
"There's a chance we'll meet again somewhere, right?" "Yes."
I'm looking forward to it.
No, I'll definitely stop you.
Of course, for the sake of the Paruru fans watching,
I will definitely not let you get close to Ayabe.
I will guard you.
I'm sure you'll be able to get through that guard, too.
He's mentally strong, too.
"That's right." "But I looked it up."
If you look it up, I think you're older than me.
No, you're younger than me.
"You're 36 or 37 years old?" "That's right."
"But you're close to me, so..." "That's right."
"That's the only thing." "That's the only thing."
Where did you lose your height?
"You've been telling me about your height a lot." "Yes."
"I like it." "If you like it, you'll change, right?" "Yes."
"That's love, isn't it?" "Love."
"Did you fall in love?" "Huh?"
Did you fall in love with Ayabe?
"It's not that far." "It's not that far."
I'm glad.
Next week, we'll introduce you to a cool part-time worker who works at a dining bar, and a cute part- time worker who works at an izakaya.
"Where is it?" "Please come and talk to me." "Where do you eat?" "I forgot the details, but I like people who talk to me because they're shy and it's fun."
She's funny, tolerant, and has a handsome face. She's not tall, but I don't care about it anymore.
That's what they call love in Paraguay.
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She has too many personalities.