AISubs v3.5
Tonight's show is also on air - Adios, AKB Democracy!
Now, Kojima-san, this is sudden, but did you know that this show would end?
Eh?! Again with that "Adios", you always say that!
It's always like this...
Kyotoko, get off!
Ishigami-san, Bank-san, Rintaro-sensei, Okazaki- sensei, and... Kappa?!
You remember well.
Why?!
There's no "why" or "how"!
I used to be a swordsman in the world of ramen, but since I started appearing in this show, I haven't been able to publish a book for the past few years!
I mean, I'm an animal behaviorist, but why do I have to be a swordsman?!
But Rintaro-sensei, you had fun, didn't you?!
No, I've already become the weird old man who loves curses...
But Okazaki-sensei, you took pictures with him and got along with him at the end of the show, didn't you?!
That's true, but you always call me by my first name!
I'm not that kind of woman!
So, what about Kappa?!
Okay, okay, I'll take C-cola too!
That's amazing!
But we're not demons either!
Why don't we have a match?!
A match?!
If we win, the show ends.
If Kojima-san wins, the show continues.
Arios-san, what do you say?!
Let's do it!
Wait a minute, Arios-san!
What do you want me to do by myself?!
Besides, you don't want the show to end, do you?!
That's right...
Is it okay if it ends?!
It's a problem...
You said you'd continue until I graduate!
Besides, you said we should have a match, but what do you want me to do by myself?!
We won't end the alliance!
What?!
Kojima-san! Let's continue the alliance until we announce our graduation!
Besides, if we lose the alliance, where should we go?!
That's right! There's no other program that allows us to go out like we do every week!
That's right! In other words, the alliance's pinch is our pinch!
Kojima-san! Let's fight together!
That's right! For the sake of Arios-san, who loves this program!
Let's defeat them together!
Yes! Let's go!
Team...
Alliance!
What's with this lame feeling?!
We won't lose, you know?!
Let's go! Let's go!
Team...
Alliance!
It's messed up!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
It's a good match!
Now, please shake it!
Shake it! Shake it!
Emergency plan! Republic Army vs Rebellion Army! Special match for Republic Army!
Now, we will fight for the survival of the show.
If Republic Army wins, the show will survive. If Rebellion Army wins, the show will end.
So, how do you feel?
I'm ready to die for this.
That's right.
What's wrong, Ogasawara-san?
There won't be any more shows like this.
It's a show only for mothers, so I'll take good care of it.
That's right. How about you, Takashi-san?
I'm ready to die for it!
Now, everyone from Psychohallang.
How about you, Okazaki-sensei?
I can't do this show anymore!
My sexiness won't be transmitted!
I'll end it for sure!
Thank you. Ishigami-san, you've passed many tests.
This show is a dark history for me.
It's a dark history for me.
Let's end it! Let's end it!
Now, let's move on to the first round!
The first match is
Ostrich-penis-soba relay!
One person, 30 seconds.
The team that eats more ostrich-penis-soba relay- style
and eats more will win!
However,
the sauce is 100% pure
and it's sour ostrich sauce!
It's a fast-food match,
but first, are you confident?
I have ostrich-penis-soba experience!
I have it! I have it!
Ostrich-penis-soba relay!
I ate 80 ostrich-penis-soba!
That's amazing!
I think I can eat 80 ostrich-penis-soba!
That's great! I can look forward to it!
Of course, you'll eat ramen!
That's right!
How much do you think I've eaten ostrich-penis- soba?
That's right!
That's true!
Kanji-san, what do you think?
No, I can't compete with you like this!
Because I eat a lot of ostrich-penis-soba!
Ostrich-penis-soba! Ostrich-penis-soba!
Okay, I'll do my best!
This competition requires you to eat noodles with a lot of energy!
The anchors are the Republic Army, Kojima, and the rebels, Ramen King Ishigami!
You have 30 seconds to answer! Let's go! Ready, start!
Okami-sensei, you're strong!
You're slow!
You're fast!
Next question!
You're slow!
Kappa...
Kappa is Izuta.
You have 80 seconds!
That's right!
You have 80 seconds!
Go for it!
Oh no!
Ok, next!
Oh no!
Yamamoto-sensei is fast!
That's Yamamoto-sensei for you!
Vintaro-sensei is fast!
Okami-sensei is slow!
Vintaro-sensei is fast!
That's amazing!
Vintaro-sensei is overwhelmingly fast!
Time change!
Ok, Takahashi and Punk-san!
Punk-san!
You're fast, Punk-san!
You're slow!
You're eating like a normal wife!
What do you usually eat?
You're amazing, Punk-san!
Takahashi isn't eating at all!
Ok, stop!
Time change!
Ok, last one!
Ishigami-san!
Ramen, please!
It's good!
Kojima-san!
Kojima-san is strong!
Kojima-san!
Strong! Strong! Strong!
The show is ending!
Don't let the show end!
80 seconds left!
Let's extend it to 1 minute!
Go for it!
Go for it, Kojima!
Go for it!
Hang in there!
Oh no! There's no time!
Go! Go! Go!
It's over!
That was close!
And with that,
the Republic Army is 19 defeated, the rebel army is 38 defeated,
and the rebel army has won!
This is you and me and Jiro's Satan!
What are you doing?
You're annoying!
What is it?
This is against the rules!
What is it?
You didn't even drink!
Oh, I see.
Oh, I didn't even drink!
Shut up!
My throat is clogged.
It's bad.
I couldn't eat because of my seat.
Even if your throat is clogged, you don't have to sing like that.
Sing! Sing! Sing!
My ears are a little far away.
Even if your ears are a little far away, you don't have to sing like that.
How about you, Kojima-san?
I can't win.
I'm not a normal human being.
I don't know if I can win.
I have to work hard from now on.
Please work hard!
After the first round, the show comes to an end.
The next match is "Sexy Nazo Nazo"!
"Sexy Nazo Nazo" is a game where you have to answer "sexy" quickly.
The team that answers 5 questions correctly wins.
However, if you don't have enough "sexy" in your answer, you won't win.
Please be careful of that.
I see.
Let's go, Kojima-san.
That's right.
Even though we have children, they're almost like old men.
That's right.
I know.
I learned "sexy" from Okazaki-san before.
Is that so?
It's in my book, but I don't feel like losing today.
What kind of "sexy" did you learn?
For example, how to use your tongue when you eat.
For example, when you eat ramen like this...
You have to use your tongue like this first.
Is that right, Sensei?
Of course not!
What I learned is...
When you eat ramen...
After you swallow...
That's overwhelmingly "sexy"!
That's different.
Takeru-san, are you okay?
I'm okay.
When I ate mango soba earlier...
I was very frustrated by the way Punk-san next to me swallowed.
This time, even though Punk-san is my rival...
Is Punk-san also "sexy" when she swallows?
No!
I don't think so!
Just now, I said "what about old men"...
I don't know about old men's "sexy" yet.
Does that mean I'm still an amateur?
No! No!
Usually, most of them are naked.
No, no, you can wear swimsuits and such.
I don't wear swimsuits! I'm naked!
I don't mix nakedness with nakedness!
I can't lose this time.
Well, we're all human beings and we all have kappas.
So we're familiar with kappas.
Actually, kappas are human beings.
They're human beings!
I didn't know that!
Mizuta, are you okay?
No, it's been about five years since I last saw a kappa.
They were kappas when I was a kid, but now they're adults.
You're going to show us an adult kappa?
Yes, I want to win in every aspect of life.
Okay, let's move on to the quiz.
First question, please.
Sexy mystery.
What is a cake that makes you feel at ease when you eat it?
Okazaki-sensei.
Okay, say it!
Okazaki-sensei, say it!
Say it if you want!
Okay, say it!
Do you know it now?
Shortcake!
The answer is different!
Okay, who is it?
Please say it.
Say it!
Okay, Nishino.
It's okay, right?!
Why are you eating a cake?
It's a relaxing cake and you call it a shortcake?
You can eat a shortcake and feel at ease!
This is about a short time, right?
About a short time, what do you mean?!
What are you saying?!
Please don't make adult jokes.
Here is the next question.
This is a sexy mystery.
What is your twin brother's favorite food?
That's fast! Pasta!
Wait!
Sausage?
Wait, you're being too gross!
Sausage?
You're laughing too much!
Okay, Okazaki-sensei!
Sausage?
Correct!
That's overwhelming!
That's overwhelming, that sexy love!
It's like a Chinese character!
Congratulations!
Okay, let's move on to the next question!
This is a sexy mystery.
Even if a ball is a ball, what is the ball that everyone has?
That's fast! Pants!
Head.
That's correct!
That's not sexy!
Until now, I was wondering how many people's bodies were expanding.
You're not showing your balls now, are you?
You're not moving, are you?
Well done!
One point for the Republican Army and two points for rebellion!
Well, let's go back!
Sexy Mystery Mystery
What seasoning do men use?
That's fast!
Takahashi.
Vinegar.
That's good!
Well, it's a tie!
Well, let's go back!
Sexy Mystery Mystery
"Kiss" is "kiss", but what is a "kiss" that doesn't come off easily once it's stuck?
Okazaki-sensei.
"Deep Kiss".
The answer is different!
It's "mystery mystery"!
No, no, it's not!
I've been there!
It doesn't come off!
I know! I know!
Kojima-san!
"Kiss" is "kiss", but what is a "kiss" that doesn't come off easily once it's stuck?
What is "kiss"?
Now, Kojima-san!
"Touch kiss".
That's nice!
That Kojima-san's pose was almost the same as that of Punk-san!
Why is your head like that?!
Head...
Touch kiss.
Nice one! Correct!
Let's move on.
Sexy riddle.
What food doesn't hate people?
It's your turn, Nishino.
Hate...
Nice answer, but the last "n" was a little...
Here it is!
Okazaki-sensei, kappa.
Kappa, which one?
Let's do it together.
Together?
One, two...
Nikuman...
Correct!
Amazing!
It was a two-platoon attack.
Now we have four "gobu-gobu" riddles.
Here's the next riddle.
Sexy riddle.
You can't say that!
It's too fast!
I didn't say it!
I'll say it.
Say it again.
Sexy riddle.
What fruit doesn't your dad hate?
Who's next?
You can't say it!
Papaya...
Good! A little more!
Let's go!
Papaya...
[The adult's sexiness is overflowing!]
The adult's sexiness is overflowing!
It's not a pole dancer!
It's a little bit of an adult's sexiness!
Let's go!
We have 3 points and 4 points left!
Next question!
"Sexy mystery"!
What is it that doesn't get smaller no matter how much you cut it?
A pie!
[What is it that doesn't get smaller no matter how much you cut it?]
A person's...
5 yen?
You said it just because you wanted to know the answer!
A person's 5 yen doesn't get smaller no matter how much you cut it!
It's not something you cut that much!
It's something like this, isn't it?
[What is it that doesn't get smaller no matter how much you cut it?]
A tramp!
It's good, isn't it?
[The adult's sexiness is overflowing!]
The adult's sexiness is overflowing!
[The adult's sexiness is overflowing!]
It's 3 points and 4 points left!
It's a tie!
It's a final battle!
It's 3 points and 4 points left!
It's a tie!
It's a final battle!
The question is...
"Sexy mystery"!
The question is... "Sexy mystery"!
If you lose, you have to smile. What's the battle about?
Glaring?
Oh, that's good!
Oh, you're long!
Oh, you're persistent!
Persistent!
Oh, you're persistent!
No, that's not sexy!
Go for it, Sai! Go for it, Sai!
Go for it, Sai!
Here I go!
Oh, you're glaring!
That's not sexy at all!
Not at all!
Sai lost!
You're glaring!
Correct!
And with that...
The rebels win!
Well done, well done.
Now, unfortunately for you, we didn't have enough of your sexiness.
We may not have had enough of your intimacy.
Eh?! Really?!
I'll tell you later.
Scary! Scary!
Don't say scary!
Scary! Scary!
Because you're really sincere!
What are you talking about when you lost the class?!
Kojima-san, how was it?
Well, Vintaro-sensei was strong after all.
He was strong, wasn't he?
I'm sorry, but I can't do it.
No, I came here to erase dark history, but I ended up overdoing it.
Republic Army vs. Rebels Army self-study battle!
Will the Mario Shakeday Republic survive?
Or will it end?
Self-study announcement!
How is it?!
Scary! Scary!
No! No! No! No! No!
Scary! Scary!