AISubs v3.5
Good evening, this is Ariyoshi's NMB radio station!
And so, the members are...
Ichikawa!
Watanabe!
Yabushita!
Kinoshita!
Kusaka!
Ueda!
And that's all!
It's almost my first time here, isn't it?
How about you, Kojima-san?
That's right, there are quite a few people I don't know.
That's true.
Kojima-san, it's your first time here, right?
Yes, I've always watched you.
I see, it's your first time talking to me.
Yes.
Are you nervous?
Yes.
I see!
I'm a celebrity!
Well, well, well...
Ichikawa, it's been a while, hasn't it?
Yes, it's been a while!
Yes, I'm finally here!
Yay!
Yes!
Her face is all over the place!
How are you?
I'm fine!
I haven't seen you in a while.
I'm starting to feel down.
You know, you're like the sun to me.
I can't be happy.
I'll give you this.
Thank you!
What is this?
"The Truth of Rumors"!
Let's get started.
"The Truth of Rumors" by Ichikawa Miyori.
Ichikawa received a gag from M-1 King.
Yes, that's right.
My forehead is swollen.
Show me again.
I can show you my nipple.
It's quite thick.
It's swollen.
It's really swollen.
It's like a pimple.
It's not a pimple.
Last year, I asked M-1 King, Trendy Angel...
...to do my hair.
He said, "Why don't you make it a gag?"
I see.
Saito-san came up with a gag.
That's good.
Can you show me?
Can I?
Of course.
I want you to say, "Are you really Fresh Lemon?"
Are you really Fresh Lemon?
That's what I'll do.
Can you say it?
Really.
Can you say it?
Okay.
Are you really Fresh Lemon?
Me?
I'm Kokeshi.
That's the best gag.
Besides that, I'm Takeshi. I'm a stupid girl.
I'm going to connect various "something" and spread it out.
First, you're going to establish "Kokeshi," right?
"Kokeshi" is a little bit of a forehead, a little bit of a face.
It's "Kokeshi" because it's like "Kokeshi."
What do you think of that gag?
"Kokeshi" is my first appearance on the ground.
Oh, this is...
Yes! That's right!
It's like "Latera" of "Jabu Jabu" newspaper.
Yes! It's like "Latera" of "Jabu Jabu" newspaper.
Are you really trying to be a "lemon" recently?
You're worrying about your hair. It's strange, isn't it?
The promise is different, isn't it?
It's been quite a while.
You're not human at all.
That's right.
What?
Recently, I haven't been able to appear on a variety show.
When I say "lemon" all the time, it doesn't become "Ippatsuya" or "Ippatsuya."
What should I do?
What's with that worry?
It's a promise to become a "lemon," isn't it?
That's right!
But...
What do you care about becoming a "variety"?
Yes, that's right!
Your hair, variety show, "Ippatsuya" and so on...
Yes, that's right!
I just want to be a "fresh lemon"!
That's right!
That's all!
What are you saying?
That's right!
Recently, I haven't been able to meet up with Mr. Ariyoshi much.
I've been a little lost.
That's right.
I just want to be a "fresh lemon."
It's not "image," it's "have to be."
The promise is different, isn't it?
You said you wanted to be a "fresh lemon" when you first met him, and that's why you've been supporting him.
That's right!
I'm sorry!
What's with you?
You're always human and happy.
That's right!
When will you stop being happy?
I understand!
This year...
This year?!
Yes!
I'm counting on you!
I'll do my best!
Don't say weird things like that!
I understand!
I'm sorry!
Please!
I'll do my best!
Something like that!
It's not "something like that!"
I'm sad that Mr. Ariyoshi isn't following me on Twitter.
Oh, is that so?!
Yes!
I was the first one to follow you.
Oh, is that so?!
If you don't mind...
Oh, you noticed me again!
Oh, you noticed me!
I don't do it because I don't like it.
Oh, you noticed me!
Then, please send me a lot of "dips" and...
No, don't apologize!
No, I don't want to!
You don't have to do that!
No!
I think it's good for getting one step closer.
Is that so?
Then, you should send me more "lemons."
Oh, I see.
Then, I'll do my best and post a lot of "lemon" tweets!
That's not it!
If you don't quit Twitter and become "lemon," then...
There's no "lemon" who tweets "lemon"
That's right!
Ah, I see!
Then, in order to become "lemon," I'll quit Twitter!
How old are you now?
Um, I'm almost 22 years old!
22 years old, I see...
I'm 22 years old and I'm "nyan-nyan"!
Don't say "nyan-nyan"! You'll become "lemon"!
But...
I'm going! I can't do it anymore!
I can't do it forever!
Now, "Watarabe Miyuki's Rumor," which we learned about at the concert!
Um, Yabushita Iwaka!
Yes!
At the end of a concert, Watarabe shows her nipples!
Yes!
What is this?!
That's right!
What do you mean?!
But after a concert, you're really tired, aren't you?
But then, Milky-san came up to me and said,
Hey, Shu, my nipples are really pretty, aren't they? Look!
After a concert?
After a concert, yes!
I'm really tired and, to be honest, it's really bothersome!
That's right!
But you're a first-year student, so I thought I'd have to look at you!
You're careful, aren't you?!
I'm careful and look at you!
Why, Watarabe?
Is it because you're riding a bike after a concert?
Do you want to look pretty again?
It's like...
I get excited and everyone is tired, but I still want to show off my energy!
You want to show off your nipples, don't you?!
I can still do it!
It's like...
Hey, my nipples are really pink, aren't they?
I don't say it like that!
I say it like that because my nipples are pink and pretty!
What do you actually think of your nipples?
They're really pretty!
They're pretty?
Do you know of any other names?
They're really pretty!
I don't look at them!
You don't look at them?
That's right!
On the contrary, I get looked at!
Like...
By Milky?
Yes! "Emily's nipples are cute!"
I like that, too!
I don't have any ulterior motives!
I just want to look at them!
It's like...
Everyone is really different!
Of course!
Everyone is really different!
Of course!
So when I look at them...
I'm like... "Huh?"
Oh, so that's how you feel about me?
It's embarrassing, isn't it?!
It's embarrassing!
It's not like I'm showing it off to that person!
But...
I'll do my best to become a lemon!
She was like a lemon!
Like a lemon?
She's starting to become a lemon!
You're amazing!
That's right!
I was the one who started it!
I'm sorry!
I knew it!
I judged it only by looking at your face!
I'm sorry!
That's right!
I'm sorry!
It's all thanks to you!
Thank you!
Um...
Me, too!
To Milky...
Show me your nipples!
She said it a lot!
Show me your nipples!
She said it a lot.
At the studio, it's still fine, but...
While we were waiting for the song to record,
there weren't many people and there were no seats,
I was standing at the countdown TV and waiting for it,
she came in front of me and said...
Kojima-san, show me your nipples!
I was bored...
No, no, no, it's okay!
Thank you.
What do you think, Kojima-san?
Kojima-san is sexy in gravure and stuff.
I thought, "Is this for real?"
And when I saw it, I was like, "Oh, I knew it."
- Has it been imported? - Yes.
How is it? Is Watanabe really pretty?
She's so pretty, I can't say it back.
- I only show it at the end of the show. - Yeah, you're all tired and want to go home.
There's also a quick reflection session, so I have to move quickly.
- I don't show it until it's dark. - I see.
When you're dressed like this and do intense exercises, you sweat a lot.
- Are you excited? - I'm excited.
My body sweats and my face gets swollen.
- It's the same for me. - I see.
- My condition is... - Can you get rid of swelling in your neck?
Don't tell me what you're going to say.
Go ahead and say what you're going to say.
Now, Ueda's beautiful rumors.
- Ueda's mandarin art is amazing. - Yes, it is.
- You do it with a mandarin's skin? - Yes, I make animals with a mandarin's skin.
- Then show me. - Okay.
- How long does it take you? - About one or two minutes.
- You can do it in one or two minutes? - Yes.
Is there anything you can do in the meantime?
- I'll show you what I'm good at. - Can you show us?
I'm good at leaning over.
- You can lean over a little differently, right? - Yes.
Put only one eye in the middle.
Choose one eye to look straight ahead.
Here I go.
- Looks creepy, right? - It does.
That's it for today. Thank you!
Genius TV Commentary.
What kind of thing is this?
- Here you are! - Oh, you got it!
Zo...
- Oh! What is it? - Tada!
- It's "Zo-san"! - Wow!
- It came out well! - Wow!
- That's amazing! - Cute!
- You're surprisingly surprised. - So happy!
Raise it! Raise it!
It's not raise it!
It's rare! Raise it!
How does it look when you spread it out?
What about the top?
How is it?
But you can do quite a lot of things.
It's amazing! You did it well!
Yes!
It's amazing!
That's all!
You did it!
She's nervous.
Hello! I'm AKB48's Omori Shinobu.
Nice to meet you!
You're an male, aren't you?
I know you! I always see you at the supermarket.
An AKB member goes on a date with a male for a day.
At the end of the date, they always kiss.
Male and kiss.
Hey!
Oh!
It's beautiful.
It's a beautiful gyoza.
Oh!
It's cute!
It looks good.
Tonight, we will deliver an even more dramatic and romantic kiss.
Forbidden kiss. This is the real deal.
For those of you who are kind, you will receive special permission to go on a date with AKB.
Really?
I don't know the rules, but is it okay?
Good luck!
Yes!
I'm looking forward to it!
Yes! Thank you!
VTR post-kiss.
[Akb48]
I didn't think a girl from Akb would come.
I thought she would go on a date with a male.
But when I thought she was a male...
I thought she was a male.
When Akb invites me, I'm always happy.
I thought she would come.
I honestly thought so.
But...
This is not the end.
Are you sure you want to go on a date?
This is not the end?
What's the end?
We kiss and that's it.
What?
We kiss and that's it?
Akb doesn't come out.
We kiss and that's it.
That's the finale.
Who's watching?
Until now...
There have been stories where people kiss.
I honestly wanted a serious kiss.
When I heard this story, I was very happy.
I like you.
I like you very much.
Will you go out with me?
I'm sad.
I'm going.
The director is coming.
I don't like it.
I like you.
I like you the most.
This is like a movie.
This is amazing.
This area is amazing, too.
This area is beautiful.
This area is better than Tokyo Tower.
Come closer.
Tokyo Tower is...
Where is Tokyo Tower?
Is it this?
Yes, it is.
Let's go.
This area is beautiful.
It's hard to take a picture with a two-shot.
I'm glad you told me.
I rarely take a picture with a two-shot.
I thought you were relaxed.
I was happy and grateful.
I was happy you enjoyed what I prepared.
It was simply fun.
I was embarrassed to see it later, but I thought you were having fun.
I'm glad you told me.
I enjoyed it.
He enjoyed it.
Wow.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing.
That's the famous Eve Bridge.
It was fun.
Huh?
I enjoyed it.
I don't usually have a chance like this.
I don't have a girlfriend.
I don't have a chance like this.
It's like kissing an entertainer with a joke.
I've experienced it many times.
I've never had a serious kiss.
I've never dated anyone.
I don't think I'll ever have a chance like this again.
If I had a chance like this, I'd like to do it again.
For the first time, I thought I'd like it to be all pure and simple.
Pure and simple?
I want to kiss you.
Can I?
Why?
Wow!
I can't help it.
I've been wanting to do this for a long time.
I think it was only a few seconds, but I could feel it for minutes and hours.
I've been attracted to you again.
Do you want me to kiss you again?
No, I want you to kiss me again.
No, I don't want you to kiss me again.
Just one more time.
The last time.
Thank you.
The last one was too shocking.
But it was kind of nice.
The last one was really cool.
It's okay for a woman, right?
How was it?
Huh? I don't remember anything from the middle of it.
I don't remember anything from the middle of it.
At the end of it, I thought you were a real old man.
The sun changed its direction, and people and cities changed into brighter colors.
In the wind-like sky, without realizing it, I was whispering.
Beyond distant memories of the past, we were about to forget our favorite song.
Why did this song come to mind all of a sudden?
I've always prepared my love for you in advance.
I could hear the radio full of noise.
Beyond time, you were a melody, melody, a nostalgic harmony, harmony.
Without saying "I love you," I suppressed the pain in my heart.
My melody, melody, I only remember the rustling.
Youth is painful. The brilliant days will come back to life.