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Good-bye, AKB radio station!
Our guests are "Darling, Honey", "Hammacher", "Alco & Peace", and "Goro Goro Chiki Chiki Peppers".
AKB members, thank you for coming.
The radio station's second half of the year!
Last time, there were episodes of comedians and AKB members fighting and so on.
And this time...
I was bullied a little.
Why?
By girls.
By girls?!
When I was in middle school, I was bullied for about two and a half years.
"King of Con" and "Goro Goro Chiki Chiki Peppers".
Nadal confesses his trauma to girls.
No, I don't have any.
The guy I used to go out with brought me some money.
About 150,000 yen.
150,000 yen?!
And...
A new girl.
A girl from "G-Cup".
Don't say that.
I told you not to say that.
His girlfriend made fun of him, and his partner, Nishino, was seriously bullied.
Don't suck on my boobs.
And so, this week, we continue.
Nishino and his partner reveal their embarrassing episodes, and the radio station trial begins!
Nadar-san made fun of me, right?
You made fun of me?
No, I didn't make you make fun of me.
That's fine!
It's funny!
When I say it in a place like this, people say, "Really, stop it."
I'm really surprised right now.
Even though you didn't make me make fun of you, you said you made me make fun of you, right?
Then, where did you put it?
Where did you put it?
Are you talking with it in your mouth?
I'm not holding it in my mouth!
Where did you put it?
I'm not holding it in my mouth!
You're not holding it in your mouth!
Where did you poop?
Tell me where you pooped.
No, I didn't.
I had a really bad stomachache.
I was so surprised that my stomach hurt.
I had a stomachache and I pooped a lot in the bathroom.
I threw up everything I had.
I don't know why, but I haven't taken a bath in three days.
I think it's best to take a bath with everything you threw up.
So I took a bath like that.
It's a little long, but is it okay?
Of course!
I knew it was best to take a bath with everything you threw up.
I took a bath and I was like, "What?"
I thought I threw up everything.
I thought I had a stomachache.
But I threw up everything.
I thought I had a stomachache.
I just threw up a little.
I thought, "What?"
I thought I was going to throw up.
But I'm a comedian and I live with three people.
If I'm wet and in the hallway, I can't attract everyone's attention.
I can't do that.
I don't want to attract everyone's attention.
I thought it couldn't be helped.
I held my hands like this for a while.
I thought it couldn't be helped. I didn't want to attract everyone's attention.
I did it myself.
Then it came out in a pile and I was surprised.
I did it myself. I didn't let you do it. I really didn't let you do it.
I thought about what to do with it, but I couldn't walk with it.
I kept thinking about what to do with it and why I wanted to put it out.
I thought I had to deal with it somehow.
There's a well in the well, right?
There's a hole in the well, right?
I didn't want to attract everyone's attention.
I put water in it and boiled it.
I washed it with boiling water and poured it in.
Then all of this drain came out.
I was really scared of that.
I've disinfected it all.
The back screen and everything is clean.
I was scared of it coming out.
I was acting weird when I was putting the story together.
I didn't look good.
I wasn't concentrating on the story.
I was just too scared.
I was surprised to find that out.
I thought it was for me, and I was scared of it coming out.
So I said, "It'd be better if you beware of it coming out."
So we poured it in.
You haven't poured it in.
It's better if you pour it in.
You're the worst.
Don't say that.
It's funny.
Do you come to listen to that kind of talk on stage?
You come to laugh, but you talk about dirty shit like that.
Have you ever had a meal and then left?
I'm sorry. I feel sorry for you if you hear something like this on TV.
That's terrible, Nishino.
Don't say that.
You're going to get in trouble later.
It's embarrassing. Where is this kind of talk on stage?
Be serious.
Is this your first time?
Yes, it's my first time. I was surprised.
It's like a culture shock.
Nadal, what kind of girls do you like?
I like girls who are kind and cheerful.
Girls who are always smiling.
I don't like girls like that.
If I'm wrong, I'm sorry.
You like girls who are kind and cheerful.
What would you like today?
You're always smiling, aren't you?
But you're talking about shit.
You're talking about dirty shit.
I don't like it.
Don't show it.
You're talking about shit again.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're talking about dirty shit.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Please be kind to her.
Next is Trevian's fountain.
First is "chiki-chiki peppers"
Trevian's bean knowledge about Nadal.
Nishi no Iwaku
Nadal has changed since winning "King of Conte".
It depends on the weather.
It's not good.
Really?
For now, don't make your mask too hard.
Even when you go to a convenience store, you always wear a mask.
That...
What?
That...
Let's hear more about it.
I had a magic bottle like a water bottle.
I asked him why he had it.
He said he didn't usually buy tea with it.
He took his juniors to eat with the money he earned.
After winning "King of Conte", he started buying plastic bottles.
What?
I want to ask you the opposite.
What's wrong with this?
You've changed.
What's wrong with this?
You've changed.
After winning "King of Conte" with "Ametalk", I worked at a convenience store.
A lot of kids came to me.
They said "Yabbezo" and I said "Yabbezo".
But they didn't stop.
For example, they brought me a rice ball and said "Yabbezo" and I said "Yabbezo".
"Boki, Yabbezo", "Yabbezo".
They even said "scombe" and I said "Yabbezo".
Why did you say "scombe" and I said "scombe"?
Honestly, they weren't bad.
That's not all.
I thought they were bad, so I showed them.
You're the type of person who says things.
I'm not the type of person who says things.
I don't stop.
I was happy and did it for the first time, but I don't stop.
So, what's bad about it?
It's easy to explain.
He said "what's bad about it?" and told me what's bad about it.
I was doing it, too, but when I found a middle school student, the next day I would come as a group.
"Yappezo" "Yappezo"
I was already doing it, but the manager said "part-time job is also a job."
But I said "I get paid for my part-time job, so "Yappezo" is a little like that.
I thought it would be like this in "Ametalk".
And when I won "King of Gon", I was so confused and messed up.
Were you scared?
I was scared.
So, it's not "tengu" or something like that. I've said it many times.
You're too angry.
"Yappezo" "Yappezo"
I said "Yappezo" and I was doing it in "Suito".
I used to think of it as a negative start compared to ordinary people.
Ordinary people buy a bottle of "pet" all day.
I didn't have money, but I wanted to take my juniors with me.
So I turned it into "suito" and returned it to its original level.
I see.
I'm proud of you for doing it like you're doing now.
I'd like to say something rude to you, too.
I'll never do that.
Don't do it.
Listen to me.
The other day, you were doing a skit at the theater.
You could watch it on your monitor.
That's what you always say.
Listen to me.
You could watch it on your monitor.
You were watching it with your arms crossed.
You were watching it and thinking...
Wow, you've grown up.
Don't do it.
I don't like it.
I was surprised.
It was before "king of".
Before "king of"?!
Why "king of" before "king of"?
What is "king of" after "king of"?
It's before "king of" before "king of".
I have it again.
You have it?!
Stop it!
You have it?!
What did you say? What did you say?
I said it's growing because it looks like it.
Nadal, you know what?
You should edit this today.
It's full of bad things.
You should say it.
Let me go back to the water bottle.
About the water bottle...
For example, "king of" winner...
I want you to listen to me.
"king of" winner has a water bottle.
How do you feel about it?
The winner also has a water bottle.
That's good!
It's like Nadal!
That's good!
Do you want to crush your dream?
Even if you have a lot of money, you still have a water bottle.
It's like Nadal and it's good!
When you had a stomachache, you had a water bottle, right?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What are you doing?
Don't be naive!
What is naive?
28 votes in total!
Next is "ALK & PEACE".
This program is broadcasted three times a week.
Sakai lost weight and became cooler.
What do you mean "more"?
It's not "more"!
What is this?
You lost weight and became cooler?
I don't know. I don't know.
But I actually lost weight.
You lost weight, didn't you?
I lost weight.
I lost about 15kg in six months.
What happened?
Poor you.
What do you mean "poor you"?
You lost weight and became poorer.
What do you mean "poor you"?
What did you do to lose weight?
I went to the gym and worked hard to lose weight.
Your father passed away.
No!
My father passed away and I didn't lose weight because of fatigue.
It was the end of last year, December.
It wasn't the end of last year.
It was a good season.
It was a good season, but it's okay.
It was in the middle of Kawasaki's factory area.
It's a rare story.
I went to the gym and said hello to my relatives.
They said "thank you."
I asked them if I could go first.
I went to the gym and saw my father's house.
I saw it for the first time.
He was wearing a GT Honkeys cap.
He didn't look good.
He wasn't wearing a GT Honkeys cap.
Is there a sponsor for GT Honkeys?
What does that mean?
I don't have a sponsor for my house.
That's not it.
What is it?
It has nothing to do with my father.
He didn't look good.
It's not good to lose weight.
It doesn't look good on you.
You look cute.
You look cute when you're chubby.
You look chubby when you're chubby.
Otaku fans will hate you.
Really?
My manager and others will hate me.
Why did you lose weight?
You should lose more weight.
He was angry with me for 35 minutes.
I didn't say anything after that.
You should lose more weight.
You must be working out a lot.
I went to the gym and ran.
But I haven't done it for half a year.
You must be working out a lot for half a year.
I'm also restricting eating.
What are you restricting?
I'm restricting not eating rice or carbs.
Even if you cook rice together, you still leave about half of it.
Don't say that!
It's okay for me to lose weight.
Why don't you say that?
What do you mean 'uncomfortable'?
Do you have a purpose?
If you're a girl, you'd know.
You want to be popular, don't you?
What?
What was that just now?
Did you just happen to talk like that?
Did you do it because you didn't want to be popular?
Didn't you go on a diet?
Yes, I lost 8kg in 3 months.
Really?
Yes, I did.
I was chubby like a cow.
Did you gain weight?
Yes, I did.
You're chubby.
I gained a lot of weight.
You're chubby.
You're a cow.
I was told by Arios-san that I was a cow.
That's why I lost 8kg.
So you don't have any features anymore, do you?
No, I don't.
But I still have some of my A.K.A. beauty features.
Don't you lose a lot of weight if you lose that much?
How much do you lose in cups?
In cups, I lost one cup.
Just one?
I'm carrying Arios-san's expectations.
So I'm trying my best not to lose any of my boobs.
And I barely held it back with my back cup.
So you really don't have any A.K.A. beauty features?
Yes.
You don't have any?
You don't have any big boobs?
You don't have any?
You can't believe there's such a person in the world?
Is there really such a person in the world?
Is there such a person in the world?
Can you say it?
Boobs.
No, no, it's you, it's you.
You surprised me.
And Paiman-chan is...
Paiman-chan!
In reverse, it's Paiman-chan, right?
Paiman-chan is probably in G.
That's right.
Yes.
Eh, you have more than that?
G... yes.
Eh?!
I'm already... yes.
AKB and I share it.
Eh?!
Then Oga-san is already number one.
F...
H...
Eh?!
H...
Eh?!
Really?! You're lying!
You're lying!
What's with you?!
There wasn't anything, just my boobs.
If you work a little harder...
What do you want to do in the end? Do you want to lose weight?
What do you want to do when you lose weight?
I want to lose weight!
What do you want to do when you lose weight?
What do I want to do?!
If you want to lose weight, there's nothing you can do about it.
There's nothing you can do about it!
There's nothing you can do about it, but...
First of all, I'm shocked.
I'm shocked that I didn't get into Shimada's costume.
I wanted to get in there and clear it.
Right now, I don't really have a goal in losing weight.
- You're still working, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
But like... don't you have a goal?
No, I mean...
If you want to become popular by losing weight, you should lose weight.
- If you want to become popular by losing weight, you should not lose weight. - No, no!
- You're the same as Sakai.
You won't become popular by losing weight.
You won't.
No, you really won't.
- Really... - You're not doing any daily activities or anything like that, are you?
I'm doing things I don't care about.
A.k.a. P-member.
Will she be selected as one of the K-pop members?
It's about time for us to send Kitahara away.
Really?
See? I told you so!
I'm so sad! I haven't been here in a while!
Seriously?
What did you think of today's comment, Kitahara- san?
I really wanted to do my best with this comment.
That's how it is on TV.
We got a lot of comments.
What did you think of today's comment, Kitahara- san?
I had a lot of fun.
I don't know what Kitahara-san will say next.
But everyone was laughing.
I'll tell Nishino about it later.
You're so annoying!
What did you think of today's comment, Kitahara- san?
I had a lot of fun.
I got to hear a lot of things.
It was more fun than I expected.
I think I can enjoy a lot of things even in the dressing room.
Yes, ALCO and PIZZA.
Yes, SAKAI's father is also happy in the shade of grass.
My dead father is not first place.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm not first place.
I'm watching you.
I'm not watching you.
I'm watching you.
It's personal maintenance.
Now, how about you, OSHIMA?
Well, there are a lot of people in this world.
It was very unique, so I thought it would be interesting.
Yes, Kato.
Well, I thought you were very cute.
Oh, that's good.
It's amazing. I like you.
You're messing with me, aren't you?
I'm not messing with you.
I'm watching you.
It's because you're honest.
Now, KOJIMA.
Well, you laughed the most this year.
Oh, that's good.
You didn't get full marks, did you?
Asa no sora wo miagete Looking up at the morning sky,
Kyou to iu ichi nichi ka I prayed that today
Egao de irareru you ni Would be a day
Sotto onegai shita That I could smile.
Toki ni wa ame mo furete Sometimes it rains
Namida mo afureru kedo And tears well up in my eyes,
Omoidori ni naranai hi wa On days when things don't go as planned,
Ashita ganbarou I'll do my best tomorrow.
Zutto miteru yume wa The dream I've always had
Watashi ga mou hitori ite Is for me to be alone again.
Yaritei koto suki na you ni Things I want to do, things I like,
Jiyuu ni dekiru yume Dreams I can do freely
Jinsei wa kamihikou hi Life is like a paper airplane,
Negai nosete tonde yuku yo That flies away with a wish.
Kaze no naka wo chikara no kagiri All you have to do is just go ahead
Tada susumu dake As far as you can in the wind.
Sono kyori wo hisou you ni Rather than competing for that distance,
Doko wo tonda ka Where did you fly?
Doko wo tonda no ka Where did you fly?
Sore ga ichiban taisetsu nanda That's what's most important.
Saa, kokoro no mama ni Now, just like your heart,
San hyaku roku jyuu go nichi 365 days.
Life is a paper plane I'll fly with my wishes on jinsei wa kamihikouki negai nosete tonde iku yo
I just push through the wind as much as I can kaze no naka o chikara no kagiri
Rather than competing for that distance, how did you fly where did you fly sono kyori wo kisou yori
That's the most important thing That's what's in your heart
365 days