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"Ariyoshi AKB Radio Station"!
Yay!
It's the end of the year, and we want a break.
Everyone, I'm going to make you shoot a hundred of these.
And so, our guests are...
"Darling Honey", "Hamaca", "Alco & Peace", and "Goro Goro Chiki Chiki Peppers".
So, how are you feeling today, Kojima-san?
Well, I'm curious about everyone.
Right now, we're the young people of attention.
Wait a minute, I think I'm starting to hate myself!
I've thought about it a lot lately.
There are so many members...
There's no day we won't look at you.
I know, I know.
And so, everyone of AKB, thank you for coming.
And so, let's start the first segment.
The first segment is "The Truth of Rumors"!
Let's get started!
The Rumors of Haruna Kojima
Kojima is currently hooked on "Hirako" by "ARCO & PEACE".
What do you mean?
She says that "Hirako"'s tweets are funny.
When she did her last "AKB DREAM MATCH",
she asked her staff if "ARCO & PEACE" would be in it.
When she found out that they wouldn't be in it, she was offended.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
A radio writer said that "ARCO & PEACE" is funny.
When I followed her on Twitter, she said that it's really funny.
She said that "Hirako"'s everyday life is funny.
She only writes about ordinary things.
She's a genius.
She doesn't think about anything.
She's a genius.
What about you, men?
I think he has a great physique.
He has a handsome physique.
He likes solid things.
But...
But... he's married, so he's on his way to breaking up.
He's married, so he's on his way to breaking up.
I'm reading the news on Twitter.
He's using Nordic furniture for his room.
It's not like he has a fancy car.
It's not like he has a fancy car for his room.
He has a nice way of greeting people.
He has a good sense of humor on the radio.
When I talked to him in the dressing room, he said "I'm sorry."
He has a great way of saying things.
Didn't you shake your lips?
I didn't shake my lips, but I said it proudly.
I didn't shake my lips!
I said it proudly, didn't I?
He said it proudly.
I thought it was wonderful.
I see.
What about other parents?
Do you have any?
Well, you don't have any.
Yes, I do.
Thank you.
As a man.
As a man?
Not Gadal.
Not Gadal first.
Nadal.
Gadal.
Nadal.
Don't say "not Gadal."
Nishino.
I like Nishino.
Thank you.
What do you like about him?
He's cute.
Thank you.
I think he's definitely erotic.
Erotic.
I like a little bit of a "dressed up" type of person.
Like what you said about "gallant."
I think it's a little bit like that.
Like "gallant."
I'll tear away the time of your dream!
Where are you looking at?!
Which one was it?
Was it me?
It's not an "s" for me.
It's an "m" for me.
But you can say it for either of us.
Chikubi...
What do you want Chikubi to do for you?
Mario-san, you just said something pretty amazing.
You just said something pretty amazing.
It's an AKB program.
What do you want Gadal to do for you?
Me?
Chikubi...
I want to be licked like this.
Don't do it with your lower arm.
I want to be licked like this.
I'm like...
I'm like a "can you touch me or not?" kind of person.
Wait, Mario-san, let's change places!
I see, so Kojima-san likes Chikubi-san.
I don't like him!
That's right.
How about Uchitahara?
I'm surprised!
Chikubi-san?
Until when are you going to say that?
Among them...
Hama... Hamatani-san?
Hamatani-san?
Hamatani-san is the one I like the most.
Oh, I see.
Is Pachinko-san's younger brother bad?
Pachinko-san?
Pachinko-san is a celebrity who likes pachinko.
I get told by celebrities who like pachinko.
I'm putting a lot of it in your pocket.
Give me some, seriously!
How about you, Kato?
I'm wearing the same thing as Uchitahara-san.
Me? Hamatani?
Yes, you.
You're amazing.
You're surprisingly popular.
You're kind of down-day.
Wow, you're right!
Then, like you always do,
you can touch this girl's butt and not her boobs.
Wow!
It's no use getting caught!
How about you, Roshima?
I like Kanda-san.
Oh, Kanda-san!
He's a really nice guy.
I'm like, "Is that so?"
He's really harmless and harmless.
Women are really popular.
Oh, really?
And you think it's okay for women to date you.
But women aren't selfish or anything like that.
They accept you for who you are.
You're so cool!
Since I was born, I've had Uno-chan on top of me.
That's how it is.
When we did "Dream Match" together,
when we were rehearsing in a private room,
when Hamantani-san was like, "That's enough rehearsing."
I was like, "I'm sorry. Can we do it one more time?"
He was so nice! He was like, "I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
He was really nice.
But you know, on Twitter, you're always fighting with everyone.
Because you're serious.
I'm like, "I don't want to date a woman like that!"
You're like your sister.
Let's balance it out and pick one.
You're the only one who hasn't been chosen yet.
You have to tell me what song you're going to play.
I don't know what you're thinking.
I don't know.
I'm embarrassed.
He's embarrassed.
Alco and Peace Hirako was a kid who could read the air since elementary school.
What do you mean "since elementary school"?
It's "even now", right?
She could read the air since then.
I was bullied a lot in elementary and middle school.
I was bullied every day.
I know, I know.
She was a bully.
No matter how big I got, I couldn't read the air.
One day, like always in elementary and middle school, I was beaten up for no reason.
I was angry and decided to hit back and lock my head.
I used to be strong, so I could lock my head and think like "I might win like this".
But now that I think about it, if I win now, the image in my class will change drastically from tomorrow.
But does it make sense for me to win like this and put on a bandage?
No, it doesn't.
I thought in my head like "I should leave this hierarchy as it is and I can't win like this".
I took off my headlock and lied on purpose.
"If you do that, you'll lose to me", I said.
I didn't lose because of my power, but because of my fear of being beaten up by you.
The class president said "Okay, okay. Don't tell the teacher about it".
That's where the fight ended.
The next day, the class president protected me from being bullied.
If I had won there, I wouldn't be a class president protecting my hometown now that I'm in Tokyo.
I see.
What do you think?
I don't like it.
I'm not making this up.
I think your Twitter is more interesting.
No, it's not.
I have time to think about Twitter.
No, you don't.
You don't, you don't, you don't.
I'm going to spend an hour on Twitter.
Hamadari has a strong sense of security.
I wasn't being bullied or not being bullied.
I was on the side of being teased, but I had a strong heart.
I've always been okay with being bullied.
When I was in middle school, I had a physical disability.
We all got together and...
I was wearing a jersey and doing something...
What?
Are you stupid?
No, I can't say it all.
When you were in middle school, you were doing something, right?
When you were in middle school?
What were you doing?
We were all wearing ski boots to go to a ski camp.
It was like a test run.
And about five bullies came up behind me...
and took off their pants and jerseys.
It was too early for them to take off their pants.
And they grabbed my pants and jerseys...
and took off my pants and jerseys.
And they took off my face and everything.
I was in high school and middle school.
And I was like...
Wow, this is...
And I took it all off and hid it.
And I lost, didn't I?
So they took off my pants...
and when everyone looked at me...
I was wearing ski boots like everyone else.
I was 26 years old.
And everyone was like...
Wow, that's amazing.
You didn't do anything wrong.
They didn't say anything bad about me.
That's crazy.
Okay, shall we continue?
Yes, let's continue.
Hamacan's weakness.
Hamacan is...
Let's continue. "Hamacan's weakness." Hamacan has fought in a fistfight before.
That's terrible!
This is...
Really?
Sometimes when I'm on a show, people say this.
This is a lie!
It's a lie!
Then...
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What is this?
Wait a minute!
Wait!
This is...
A long time ago, about 5 or 6 years ago, at midnight on TVS,
we, Hamacan, Nagareboshi and Kyankyan, three- necked entertainers, were doing a show.
At that time, the director made fun of us and let the MC say it.
Hamacan, you look like you're on good terms with us. Do you really fight in a fistfight?
At that time, we were broadcasted saying, "No, no, it's a lie. Don't say random lies."
The audience who saw it probably saw it on the Internet or Wikipedia and wrote about it.
I see.
So, the lie broadcasted by TVS...
TVS is saying it again!
It's like a loop of hell!
TVS...
It's about time you stood up!
You don't fight?
I don't fight at all.
My muscles are amazing.
And...
My muscles...
My brain is also muscular.
Right.
So, if it's a mouth-to-mouth fight, I can say anything.
Also, I'm winning in terms of money.
Of course.
Also, you're doing a lot of gambling and you look like you're on good terms with us.
You'll definitely get into a fight.
Let's leave it at that!
Don't fight because of this!
Let's call the police.
Wait a minute! I thought it was funny!
Let's call the police!
Nadaru-san, you really scared me!
What did you think of it?
Do you lift it up sometimes?
You look like you have a lot of strength.
I have a lot of strength.
I have never lost in arm wrestling.
I was a soccer player in junior high school.
Were you bullied?
I was bullied a little.
By girls.
By girls?!
When I was in junior high school, I was bullied for about two and a half years.
By girls?!
It's a long story.
You're naive.
I don't fight anyone.
But you two look like you have a lot of strength.
It's not like that!
I'm scared!
If you look at me or Hamatari-san, we're short- armed guys.
How do you say "thinness" in Japanese?
It's "nanatsushi" in Japanese.
"Nanatsushi" in Japanese is "nanatsushi" in Japanese.
He's so thin.
I've lived not using my arms.
So I knew who the strongest is and I could feel it.
And Ario and I want to be under the strongest.
That's the way we live.
You don't have to advertise.
So that's how we live.
It's a shame for girls.
What did you do?
You're not attractive at all.
Don't you quarrel with each other?
Not at all.
You don't quarrel with each other?
Not at all.
I've been scolded by Kitahara only once.
Why?
There are many reasons.
The first one is that I can't take a bath with others.
Right.
Because my father-in-law is weird.
I don't like taking a bath with others.
Your father-in-law is weird.
Yes, he is.
When I took a bath with others,
I took a bath like a hot spring.
I took a bath for a while.
I posted it on my blog.
They took a bath in my house.
We lived together, but we had never taken a bath together.
She was angry about it.
Why don't you take a bath with me?
Why do you take a bath with her?
She was angry.
She didn't like it.
Was she jealous of you?
Yes, she was jealous of me.
Why?
In the end, we took a bath at home and turned off the lights and took a bath.
(Laughs)
We made up.
You were amazing.
I took a bath with a candle.
You took a bath with a candle.
(Laughs)
We had a fight like that.
What kind of fight?
(Laughs)
She didn't show me that.
(Laughs)
If you hadn't told me, I wouldn't have shown you.
I took a bath with you, but I could see your nipples under the candlelight.
It's smaller than this.
(Laughs)
It's not like this.
If you get angry again someday, okay?
I'll get angry again.
(Laughs)
Let's move on.
"Korokoro Chikichiki Peppers Nadal's Rumor".
Nadal has a trauma.
(Laughs)
What kind of trauma is it?
As I said earlier,
Nadal was bullied by a girl.
What?
Nadal was bullied by a girl.
150,000 yen.
I had a situation.
I lent 50,000 yen a month.
I had a hard time with rent this month.
I lent 50,000 yen until I got a part-time job.
I lent 50,000 yen after that.
(Laughs)
What is it?
What is this victim report?
It's just a victim report.
I think it's a lesson.
It's like you said.
If you lend money, it may not come back.
I learned that.
You became like a woman?
Yes.
When I was in junior high school, I was bullied a lot.
Even in high school, I didn't talk to girls.
I did my best and tried my best.
I did my best.
(Laughs)
You're like a spoken person in your teens.
(Laughs)
You did your best.
That's not the direction of the light!
Well, in the end I made a mistake, but I haven't borrowed money from there either.
I only borrowed 100 yen.
Yes, I learned a lot.
What about now? Do you love her?
No, it's not like that.
Now, I'm with a girl called "Tomo-chan".
What?
She's a new girl.
What?
She's a "g cup" girl.
What?
Don't say it.
I'm telling you, don't say it.
(Laughs)
Are you serious?
No, it's not like that.
Are you serious?
If I say it, you'll be sad.
(Laughs)
Don't suck my boobs.
I'm telling you.
(Laughs)
I'm telling you.
(Laughs)
That's really...
I work in the TV industry.
I've told Nishino many times that she's an amateur.
(Laughs)
I see.
But there are some girls you're interested in, right?
Yes.
We hang out and go out for a meal and get along well.
I'm telling you not to say that.
That's good.
Yes, we get along well.
(Laughs)
Nishino, it must be hard for you.
Yes, it's hard for me.
You have a lot of pride.
I don't want you to make fun of me like that.
(Laughs)
You came into this world because you wanted to make fun of me.
You came into this world because you admired me.
If you say that now, it'll be weird.
(Laughs)
Say it.
What's weird about it?
It's okay now, isn't it?
It's okay now.
When I was in N.A.C.
It was like I was on top of the cream show.
(Laughs)
But that's how it is.
(Laughs)
That's how it is.
Now, even if you say it now, it's different.
Keep it in your heart.
Later.
Now...
You're thinking about it, aren't you?
No.
Why do we have to care about you like that?
(Laughs)
Why do we have to look at you like that?
It's a live show.
(Laughs)
You're thinking about it.
We're doing our best.
You're stupid.
(Laughs)
So you made me poop, right?
Yes, I did.
You made me poop.
I didn't make you poop.
(Laughs)
It's good.
It's interesting.
I'm not trying to make fun of you.
I'm trying to make fun of you.
If you say it in a place like this, don't say it.
I'm really surprised. I'm really surprised right now.
I didn't let you eat it, but you said you ate it.
(Laughs)
Where are you holding it?
(Laughs)
Where are you holding it?
The poop talk has been heating up, but it will continue again next year!
It's a very interesting program, but we look forward to working with you again next year!
What's that? I've said that many times in the past.
(Laughs)
It's too heavy!
Even if it's in a place like Daigo?
(Laughs)
Wow!
It's been a while since I came!