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A.K.A.B. Dream Match!
A.K.A.B. members and entertainers will collaborate
and show their talents in the studio!
I look like a train, don't I?!
I just have a sore throat!
You're the one who chose this job!
Unpredictable!
By collaborating with entertainers,
this project has brought out A.K.A.B.'s new charms!
This is their eighth meeting!
What kind of chemical reactions will occur
by collaborating with entertainers and idols?!
A.K.A.B. Dream Match!
We've invited some of the most gorgeous entertainers
you'll never expect to see at 2 a.m. on air!
How do you feel, Ariyoshi-san?
Except for Korochiki, I'm about to die.
You'll stand until you die!
I'm finally standing!
We have a champion and many other great members!
Please come in!
So, everyone, how do you like it?
It's an interview.
How do you like it?
How do you like it, everyone?
One, two...
Good luck!
I'm not sure if I can say this, but...
For AKB members, and for you, Shi-chan, it's common...
I did it for the first time.
But I couldn't win last time.
So, I'll do my best to win this time.
Oh, really?
What a boring comment.
Serious!
What do you mean?
It's been a while.
How about you, Renatchi?
I'm not that kind of person.
What kind of person are you?
I'm not sure about that either, but...
Don't call me names.
Don't call me names!
Let's get along well.
You guys aren't the real deal.
Shall we begin?
Then, let's reveal the topic!
The top batters are...
Habakan and Ouya Shizuka!
Good job!
You jumped over people and were unique.
In the show, Ouya Shizuka and...
In 2012, Habakan won "the manzai"!
If you say "it's not good", it's like you're saying "this is NG", or "the picture is dirty".
It's totally fine.
Also, if you say "it's not good", it's like you're saying "the picture is dirty", or "the picture is dirty".
It's totally fine.
You only say "it's fine".
I think it's totally fine if you say "it's not good".
Even if it's a weird joke, it's no problem!
A new "manzai" shown by a new idol without NG!
What kind of joke did they make?!
Let's take a closer look!
It must be hard for idols to shake hands, right?
No, it's not like that.
If you don't know how to shake hands, you won't be able to keep up with the time.
Hey, wait a minute.
You shouldn't say such things in public.
No, no, no.
If you don't know how to shake hands, it must be hard for idols, right?
To meet me, I work in the basement day and night.
Work in the basement...
I buy CDs with the precious money I earned from blood and sweat.
I work early in the morning and work late at night.
Now I want to shake hands with you.
While I'm trying to show you how much I support you...
You're pulling away the dream of time with unreasonable force.
You're a sacrifice.
No, you're saying too much.
Hey, think about it.
If you don't pull it away, you won't have enough time, right?
Time? There's too much time.
I don't have many fans.
Oh, is that so?
I don't have fans.
You don't have fans.
What are you trying to pull away?
I'm trying to buy time with a small number of people.
Don't pull it away!
Is that the reason?
It's not enough.
This girl's knees are dirty.
Her knees are dirty?
Are you going to drink it?
I'm going to eat it.
Don't eat it.
Don't eat it on TV.
I'm going to lose fans.
Because the last general election was outside of the prefecture, right?
Outside of the prefecture?
Be careful of what you say.
What is outside of the prefecture?
Even though there are people who voted for me,
it's annoying to collect and deal with outside of the prefecture.
That's exactly what it is.
Management is lazy.
Lazy?
It's lazy, right?
It's annoying to manage.
It's annoying to pay back.
It's annoying to deal with outside of the prefecture.
But it can't be helped that it's outside of the prefecture.
What does it mean?
Why is it outside of the prefecture?
You made a frame and put it outside of the frame.
Because we are outside of the prefecture, God is shining.
That's right!
Even if you say God, you are her junior.
Why do you call her your junior?
You are my God.
You are shining because of my weird nipples.
Your nipples are weird?
Your nipples are weird.
I don't think you should say that.
They are really weird.
Ms. Kamatani, don't look at me.
Where are you looking at?
She is a different person.
She is a different person, so stop it.
If you say weird things like this, you will be criticized.
Criticized?
That's the worst thing you can say.
You said you were number one until the other day.
But you are leaving without drying your nails.
You go and see other girls.
And you are cheering for a cute idol who has a good personality.
But you are like...
A garbage smoker.
A garbage smoker who has been smoking for a long time.
Stop it.
Your nipples are too dirty.
Hey, you.
You are not supposed to cheer for her.
Do you know that you are cheering for her?
Everyone remembers her.
There are only a few fans.
You know it.
Everyone remembers her.
If you say you will cheer for her, you should do it for your life.
But if you say you are a fan of another member and you are cheering for her...
If you say you are a fan of another member and you are cheering for her...
Then I should do it for you.
That's fine.
You are the worst.
But I am the best.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad you liked it.
You seemed like you had something to say.
I did, but...
How was it?
Oh, I'm glad.
70% of it was Mr. Oya's improvisation.
70%?
It was only about 20% of it.
He gave me all of his feelings.
It was only about 20% of it.
Oh, that's great.
During the performance, I was looking at Mr. Hamatari's face.
I was wondering where his nose was running water came from.
I was throwing water from my left nose.
I feel like my lines are going to fly away.
I keep getting nosebleeds.
I'm a little sick, but it's fine.
It's a genuine joke, right?
Death Nocheami.
Nosebleeds.
Death Nocheami's nosebleeds are too plain!
How did you come up with that one-line comedy song?
No, no, it was well done.
I'm just happy that you remembered something.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm glad you remembered it.
I'm glad you praised me.
How about you, Kojima-san?
As expected of a top batter.
It had a sense of stability and was funny.
You're basically not interested in it!
You've already decided on a comment!
What kind of top batter is this?!
It's a comment for top batters!
Next up is "Korokoro Chiki Chiki Peppers" and "Kato Oreno Pair"!
Thank you for joining us!
Nice.
Kato, do you admire Haruna Kojima?
Yes!
Do you admire her dancing and singing?
Kato respects Kojima and "King of Kontou" respects Ariyoshi.
"Korokoro Chiki Chiki Peppers"!
This time, Ariyoshi and Kojima's respected "Yabbe" part came out.
"Yabbe" is my nickname, but it's like your rival has appeared.
I've never seen "Yabbe" like this before.
Please look forward to it!
When "AKB" and "Owaraikai" of "Kitai no Wakate" get together, what price reaction will happen?
We are "coro coro" "chiki chiki" "pepperz" and "kato" "lena"
Nice to meet you
I know it's sudden, but you must be happy, right?
About what?
Well, you know, you let us appear in "Ariyoshi" and "AKB"
"Ariyoshi"?
That's right, "Ariyoshi", right?
Stop it
What's wrong?
Stop it
Ariyoshi-san, stop it
What's wrong?
Stop it
Ariyoshi-san, stop it for sure
What's wrong?
Ariyoshi-san, what's wrong?
Stop it
No, it's not like that
I've been watching "Ariyoshi-san" on TV for a long time
I'm very happy that I can appear in "Ariyoshi-san" show
Really?
Stop it, "Ariyoshi-san", you're crazy
I see, you're happy that you can cooperate with "Ariyoshi-san"
I'm happy that I can see you up close
I see
Ariyoshi-san, why am I wearing that kind of clothes?
I don't know at all, tell me
That's a costume, right?
Stop it!
What's wrong?
"Ariyoshi-san" wearing a costume is crazy
What's crazy about it?
"Ariyoshi-san" is always wearing a suit
I think you can see it if you look closely
Even if I wear a costume, it doesn't suit me at all
Stop it!
Tell me!
Stop it, "Ariyoshi-san", what are you doing?
"Ariyoshi-san", I know a lot of stories
"Ariyoshi-san", you have "first kiss", right?
"First kiss", right?
Actually, right?
"Ariyoshi-san" was stolen by a senior at his part- time job in an Okonomiyaki restaurant
Stop it!
What are you talking about?
Stop it, "Ariyoshi-san"
"Ariyoshi-san" was a disciple of "Titanic" during his childhood
"Titanic" told "Ariyoshi-san" to study social studies for two years and come back
I see
But "Ariyoshi-san" ignored "Titanic" and moved on
What?
Stop it!
Stop it, "Ariyoshi-san", what's crazy about it?
Stop it!
This is crazy! This is crazy!
This is crazy!
Stop it! Stop it!
What are you saying? Stop it!
We know "Ariyoshi-san" is crazy about it!
You know, there's also "Kojima Haruna-san" as an MC!
Stop it!
What's wrong?
"Kojima Haruna" is definitely crazy about it!
It's not that crazy!
What do you mean?
"Kojima Haruna" is definitely crazy about it!
What's crazy about it?
"Kojima Haruna" is playing "Ipponjime" at her concert!
Stop it!
What's crazy about it?
It's not crazy!
There's more!
What?
"Kojima Haruna" has been leaving her official blog for 3 years!
Stop it!
That's a little crazy!
That's crazy!
There's more!
There's more?
"Kojima Haruna" doesn't know how to sing or dance, but somehow manages it!
Stop it!
That's crazy!
There's more!
There's more?
What do you think "Kojima Haruna"'s nipple color is?
I don't know!
Tell me!
What color is it?
Actually...
It's cherry!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
Stop it!
What color is it?
It's definitely...
I thought it was black!
Me too!
Stop it!
That's rude!
There's definitely an AKB alliance!
Definitely!
One, two...
Stop it!
That's enough!
Thank you very much!
What do you think of our performance?
It was fun!
Rena-chan was cute and did "stop it"
I was happy to hear "stop it"
Thank you!
You have a kind voice!
Did you say anything rude?
No, not at all!
Really?
Really, you were kind!
I'm sorry for making you say rude things!
Rude things?
I'm sorry for saying rude things!
I'm glad you were able to do it!
You were busy but you did it well!
That's right!
I made it up!
Thank you very much!
How was it?
You are very popular!
I'm also an AKB fan!
I think you will become even more popular with this collaboration!
Don't say such things!
There's no way I will become popular with this!
Next up is Darling Honey and Kitahara Rie pairing up!
Thank you for having me!
A tag between unknown and unknown.
It's hard to even look at you.
Darling Honey, a middle-aged entertainer who has been active for 15 years, and Kitahara Rie, a middle-aged member of AKB.
It's like "thank you very much."
That's what it feels like.
Even if President Ariyoshi tries to make you unknown and unknown, his ability is like an origami.
This time, they will compete with a railroad story that Darling Honey is good at.
Thank you very much.
Thank you...
It's harder than I thought.
They will use a groundbreaking story based on the original route map of that member's glamorous body in the studio.
I think it's a different route from the other teams.
I'm confident about that.
I'm confident that I've done something like this before.
The answer to the story is in the audience's eyes!
Let's go and aim for the title of "king"!
Hello, I'm Nozomi.
I'm Hikari.
I'm Kodama.
We are...
N700!
Thank you!
According to the latest railroad news,
a new type of train has joined the Yamanote line.
It's cool, isn't it?
I like a train and I like a station in Yamanote line.
You like a train and a station?
Is that so?
Where do you like in Yamanote line, Nozomi-chan?
Shinagawa C-side.
Isn't that the Tokyo Linkai Express Railway Linkai Line?
Isn't it Yamanote line?
It's completely different.
It's still new and low.
Why did you suddenly talk like that?
What's wrong?
I have a dream.
A dream?
What is it?
I want to be a conductor.
A conductor?
We want to be one, too.
Today, we want to announce this Kojima-Haruna line.
Wow!
It's a new line.
You want to announce Kojima-Haruna line, don't you?
We will continue it later, so let's announce it now.
Let's do it.
Thank you for coming to Kojima-Haruna line today.
Next is...
Ears up. Ears up.
Kojima-Haruna's ears are up.
I'm facing forward, so I'm not listening to anyone at all.
Please be careful.
Next is...
My eyes are swollen.
The day after I got drunk, my eyes are very swollen.
It's pretty rough, so you may have make-up left from the day before.
Please be careful.
Yes, I'm a gyaru.
Please change your eyeliner.
Next is...
My lips are red. My lips are red.
The name of this station is "tarako".
It's a makeup salon, so it's very easy to go in.
Please be careful.
If you look closely, you can see my nostrils.
Please stop the person next to you.
Next is...
Second arm. Second arm.
This is a hydro-silk line, and no-sleeve suits you very well.
There is a trace of BCG.
Next is Kojima-yama! Kojima-yama!
It's the only station I'm proud of!
It's shaking a lot, so please hold on! Please hold on!
Hold on to Moons! Kojima will be happy!
We will soon be at the top! Look at the scenery!
It's pink on one side!
Hold on to Moons! Kojima will also turn pink!
Next is Oshiri... Oshiri...
This is Buyo-buyo!
This is where the cellulite line connects.
We will soon be at the top!
Please step back to the inside of the first line of idols!
Kojima is ahead of you! Please be careful!
Next is Futomomo... Futomomo...
This is also Shuwa-shuwa!
We will soon be at the top!
Please step back to the first line of idols!
This is Wakasa... Shako!
Next is Hikyo-eki... Hikyo-eki...
This is a matter of compliance, and it's exciting!
Please step back to the inside of the first line of idols!
We will soon be at the top!
Kojima is ahead of you! Kojima is ahead of you!
As you know, this is an empty radio station!
Please step back to the inside of the first line of idols!
We will soon be at the top!
Kojima and Haruna, thank you for joining us today!
How was it?
How was it, Kitahara?
Well, I hope my relationship with Kojima-san doesn't get worse.
Well, you know, instead of being a comedian, you did your best as a railroad worker today.
That's right.
The announcer was a little good.
You really are a railroad worker, aren't you?
Yes, that's right!
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
I didn't know you were such a good announcer!
Well, I'm glad you're here.
You're Kitahara, number one announcer.
It must have been hard for you.
You're good!
Was it okay?
I think it was okay.
I heard you.
Yes!
I heard you!
But, you know, Rie-chan is really into it.
So even if you join us now, you won't notice.
So why don't you join us?
It's pretty good, isn't it?
You're probably bored anyway, aren't you?
No, I'm not bored at all!
We're also pretty into it, you know.
Shut up!
And now, as a special guest,
President Ariyoshi will also appear in a standing ovation!
Superstar Kojima Yoshio will appear!
He's a superstar!
He's finally here!
A superstar with Kojima's name in idol and entertainment world will do a miraculous collaboration!
Kojima's weakest Kojima will sing!
Kojima's wildest Kojima will dance!
Unpredictable!
Double Kojima's funny jokes will end here this week!
Also, Ryoka Oshima and Alco and Peace will show their hunting skills next week!
Which duo will shine as the eighth champion?
We'll play Minami Takahashi's graduation song, which will be released the day after tomorrow!
Ah, my lips are full of it!
In the back seat
We're looking out
(Excuse me for a moment)
The sweet sensation just now
(That's right)
I remember it over and over again
With the momentum of the bus
The moment I leaned over to you
And put my body back together
My face was on the side
My lips stopped
And you kissed me mischievously
I love you so much
But my heart aches
Let's imagine it now
Come on, my lips
Be my baby