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"Tonight's show" begins now. Aria A.K.A.B. Kyogoku!
Aria-san, I have good news for you.
What do you think it is?
Is it over?
It's neither!
There's a rumor about it, but it's not over!
It's not over!
Recently, there are many members who talk a lot.
Even at the radio station, they make me relax.
Actually, it's been a while since I went on location.
Oh, really?
So, for you, Aria-san, it's just a simple job of pretending to be in a video.
Do I really not have to watch a video?
Just pretending?
Just pretending.
Lucky!
So, Aria-san, your only job for today is pretending to be in a video.
Please do your best!
Please watch it!
[Aria A.K.A.B. Kyogoku]
Wow! What is this?
It's difficult!
Stop it! You'll take away the microphone.
OK.
Your butt is amazing.
My butt?
Please!
What is this?
It's a camera.
Stop it!
Tonight's Kyogoku is a special edition.
President Ariyoshi enjoys summer vacation in Hawaii every year.
Kojima-san also enjoys summer vacation a little late.
It's delicious.
In Japan's Hawaii, you can enjoy delicious food and recommended spots to your heart's content.
Enjoy Kojima's summer vacation for 10 hours.
Minegishi Island touches Kojima's heart.
Actually, this time...
Here it is.
What is it?
Kojima Island summer vacation.
Skinship game.
That's right.
You can't just enjoy summer vacation in this show.
That's why we have a special program for you.
We will hold a skinship game in secret.
As you can see, the higher the score, the higher the prize.
The winner will receive a gift from Kojima's personal belongings.
- I want it. - You want it, but you didn't get Kojima's approval, right?
- Because you didn't want to hide it from Kojima. - That's right.
And...
- If you get caught by Kojima on the way... - Yes?
- You'll have to be bald. - No!
- What's your size? - M-Mii-chan.
- No! - I don't want to be like that senpai.
- She's right here. - No!
I don't like this kind of thing!
Even though she doesn't like it,
maybe it's because she's experienced it once,
but she's happy about it.
And so, if you get caught by Kojima on the way,
the skinship game "quick pose" starts!
- Wow, what's this? - By the way, in the first round where they experienced morning yoga on the beach...
- Shut up! - Stop it!
- Take the mic. - Okay.
Even though Kojima fixed the pin mic,
- Your butt... Your butt is amazing. - My butt?
They casually touched their butts.
- Kojima's summer vacation, 210 hours! - And...
They pretended to be high-tension during the title call and...
Choke sleeper!
Minegishi casually touched his chest multiple times,
and with Minegishi's lead, the first round is over!
Next up, speaking of summer vacation in Hawaii,
of course, it's local food.
- This is so good. - It's good.
- Hawaiian food. - Wow, it smells good! - Wow!
- And they're fishing in Hawaii! - Hawaii!
- It's almost like Hawaii! - It's almost like Hawaii!
In the second round,
at the beachfront of Hichirigahama,
they'll be able to taste local Hawaiian food,
"Pacific Drive-In".
- Can we order? - Yes, we can.
- Which one do you recommend? - This one.
- The Hawaiian-freak's chicken wasabi. - This one.
- What's this? - What is it?
- It has noritama on it. - What?
I recommend it.
And so,
the Hawaiian-freak Kojima recommends "furikake ahito",
a traditional Hawaiian pancake,
and an acai bowl for a graceful breakfast.
Do you really recommend this?
- I've never heard of it. - I love it!
Hey, eat it!
Oh!
What is it?
It's because it's summer vacation that you can see her like this.
Kojima wants you to be interested in her favorite furikake ahi, but...
Minegishi's heart is not furikake ahi, but a skinship game!
I want you to let me eat it.
As she lets him eat furikake ahi...
Minegishi is aiming for a high score of finger candy!
It's light.
Mmm, it's good.
Hey! Hey!
However, she failed to calculate the length of the fork and failed miserably.
- So... - Why don't you eat it? - Let me see your fashion.
- It's okay, you can eat it later. - She checks her fashion and aims for skinship!
- You're not wearing much. - Turn around.
- What? - This is good!
While Kojima is turning, she touches Kojima's butt so that Kojima doesn't notice her.
However...
After that, Kojima forgot about the TV and got carried away with the girls' talk.
She doesn't like to have physical contact with Kojima.
The second round ends like this.
- It's difficult. - It's really difficult.
I thought I could do better than I thought.
This subtle distance...
I don't know if it's because I'm not sitting down.
- Maybe it's because you're moving. - Maybe it's because I'm out of place.
Based on their opinions, the third round goes to Enoshima Aquarium.
It's located in Hawaii's middle of the sea.
And here we have a bonus chance!
Here's your bonus chance.
If Kojima Haruna says it's funny first, you get 500 points!
- 500 points? - That's a lot of points, right?
Please make Kojima, who is busy and tired, laugh from the bottom of his heart!
- She said it out loud! - Maybe there are waves in real life, too?
Oh, no! What's going on?
I can't do it.
I can't do it!
She has a serious look on her face.
- I can't do it! - I can't do it!
- That's amazing! - Minegishi is trying to make Kojima laugh, but...
- That's amazing! - Wait, wait, wait!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- It looks like there are waves in real life. - That's amazing!
Kojima is more interested in the aquarium than Minegishi.
She says it's completely funny.
She doesn't seem to like it.
You know what NyanNyan says?
Yeah.
She says it like she likes funny people.
Yeah.
What's funny about it?
Something that happened in the air.
That's what the teacher says a lot.
In the air?
I want to be funny, too.
That's funny.
I want to be funny, too.
That's funny.
It's a little unfair, but she gets 500 points for her answer!
It's huge!
Wow!
You can touch it?
It's pulling your hand!
Wow!
It's a beautiful water.
It looks strong.
Excuse me.
It looks like a normal building.
Pay attention to Minegishi!
It smells.
Wow!
No!
It doesn't smell.
At least do it with dry hands.
You can do it.
What should I do?
She pretended to make it smell and put her finger in her nose!
Ogasawara gets points for both of them!
In the third round of the hawker center, they get to eat a cake during the break.
They succeed in licking their fingers twice!
It's like a turtle.
It's almost like a turtle.
Kojima's face is getting a little upset.
They've been together for 10 years.
Minegishi leads by a large number and finishes the third round!
Next, speaking of summer vacation in Hawaii, activities done at sea!
I've seen it in commercials!
Wow, it's high, it's high!
It's really high, high!
It looks difficult!
Even in Hawaii, where you can fly in the water's pressure, it's a standard activity.
If you become advanced, you can do high-level tricks like these, but...
Since all three of them are beginners, this time, for now, they plan to fly in the air, but...
No, I'm fine with it.
Huh? Huh?
I'm fine with it!
Only up to here!
I'm fine with it, just wearing this and looking at the sea.
Kojima refuses to try it out!
However, even the staff who have been together for a long time have already assumed that they would say so!
Taking that into consideration, this "letting you go into the sea" item...
has been included as a high score!
- I'm scared... - I'm really bad at the sea and water.
- That's right. - Basically, you can't swim, right?
Minenshi and Ogasawara are also very bad at the sea!
However, looking at their experience, Kojima said he would do it!
If you go into the sea, you will be added to the score!
First of all, Ogasawara, who is currently losing, will challenge!
This is it! This is it!
Wait! Wait!
- Water, water! - I'm scared of this one!
I'll never do it!
- I'm going that way! - It's impossible!
- I can't do it! - It's impossible!
- It's OK because you're in the same department! - I'm in the same department!
Ouch! Ouch!
It's cold!
That's not what you said!
I can't do it!
I died once.
I'm going to throw up.
I don't want to do it!
Even her fear is 1.2 points!
Minagishi gets 30 points for her motivation!
It's floating!
You can do it!
Go for it!
Minagishi succeeded in going to earth for the first time!
Great!
Hey, you were facing back, but I like you facing this way!
So, they will challenge again facing this way!
(Screaming)
She showed us how to fly beautifully in a longer period of time than in the first time.
I'm sure Kojima wants to try it, too.
(Screaming)
Great!
You got it, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I tried my best in your program.
Thank you very much.
Kojima is trying to put her in the sea.
But Kojima refuses as a stubborn woman.
So, on their way back, they touch each other's butts and the 4th round is over.
After this, it's finally the last round!
They reveal shocking facts and talk about their graduation!
Everyone graduated, but for me...
The last round is Shonan's recommended restaurant, which just opened in July of this year.
If the weather is good, can you enjoy your meal while watching the sunset sinking in the sea?
Their cuisine is based on "eat locally" concept.
They are particular about seasonal ingredients from Shonan area, such as seafood and vegetables.
Among them, Kojima was interested in...
Aged beef. It's popular.
Aged beef? I love it!
President Ariyoshi ate aged beef in Hawaii for 3 years in a row.
It's good!
Unlike the concept of the restaurant, it's an American restaurant, but it's popular even during Ariyoshi's summer vacation.
Kojima also ordered other recommended dishes from Shonan area for their summer vacation.
I like it for sure. It's delicious and creamy.
It's delicious. It's very creamy. I think you will like it.
It's very creamy.
It's soft. It's really delicious. Thank you very much.
It's great. I'm grateful for this.
You don't have to do it.
It's delicious.
Choke sleeper.
But...
Kojima's tension is about to reach its limit.
So, with a bonus chance, Kojima will finish it in one go.
I'm going to bite my butt.
What's going on?
As a dessert for meals, Kojima's butt, which is famous for being handsome, will be given to Kojima.
However, Kojima is under a lot of pressure.
I'm going to be scolded.
I can feel Kojima's frustration.
It's hard for me to feel it.
The timing is important.
First of all, let's listen to Kojima's serious talk.
It's my 10th anniversary, isn't it?
That's right. You're almost there.
I can't graduate.
I'm sad that I'm no longer an AKB member.
That's right.
I'm the most famous AKB member now.
That's right.
It's better for me to stop AKB.
I want this show to continue as much as possible.
Do you want it to continue?
I don't know about that.
I want to stop AKB.
That's right.
I can't quit.
That's right. For AKB.
What about the next three or four years?
That's right.
Until now...
Many people have graduated.
I'm doing a job I can do even if I don't graduate.
Like an actress or a high school student?
That's right.
I thought I could do it even if I didn't do it.
That's why I said it.
I've been thinking about it lately.
Someday...
I want to graduate anytime.
I'm lonely.
You sound like you mean it.
I said it with real tension.
Before you graduate...
Please...
Yes.
I want you to touch your kids.
Even in this show.
Like their buttocks and thighs.
I want you to touch their thighs.
I want you to do it, too.
Serious graduation talk...
Everything was bad.
Minegishi talked in a way...
She could bite her buttocks well.
Dessert.
Kojima said something shocking.
What are you going to do?
What's the topic?
What is it?
What are you going to do?
I'm going to do something.
There's no such thing.
I'm going to do something.
I just want you to look at my butt.
With pure feelings.
Are you stupid?
Has Kojima found out?
The skinship game is finally over!
What are you going to do to clear it?
Clear it?
I'm scared.
My eyes are empty.
What are you going to do to clear it?
I'll do it if you ask me.
You'll do it if I ask you?
Will you do it if I ask you?
Yes, I'll do it if you ask me.
This is my last request.
Let me bite your butt.
Are you stupid?
No!
Why?
Unfortunately, you can't clear it.
How many points do you get for this?
The one with boobs is the lowest, isn't it?
Thank you for your hard work today!
Thank you for your hard work!
I didn't know it was like that.
You did your best.
Do you want to know when I realized it?
The flower of a turtle.
No, it's not that late.
Wait! Wait!
Before the night began, you two disappeared.
That's not true!
I didn't know it from the beginning.
What on earth was today's shooting?
By the way, even if you do it for the MC...
Why are you doing this show?
Who are you doing it for?
Famous person project.
That's right.
While thinking about the project...
Kojima had experienced the skinship game many times...
and completely forgot about it.
No, I can't do it anymore.
I've done it once with the Ariosh AKB staff.
It's your responsibility.
Everyone!
Since the staff was stupid...
please forgive us this time!
It was more fun than I expected!
Next week will be a normal show.
See you next week!
Bye bye!