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"AKB DREAM MATCH"!
The staff randomly ranked and announced AKB and entertainers' collaborations in the past.
I want you to let me go to the bathroom!
You too?!
Last week, it was announced up to 6th place. This week, it's from 5th place!
Just what is the first place-shining story?!
It's been a week, but today, Yasashii Ame-san will reveal the story!
It's been a while! I'm Yasashii Ame!
Mario-san, it's been an exciting week, hasn't it?
It's exciting!
I don't watch anything other than this show, though!
It's popular, isn't it?
Yes, because of the ratings.
Let's continue with the players.
Please watch from the 5th place of "AKB DREAM MATCH" selected by the staff!
The 5th place of "AKB DREAM MATCH" selected by the staff is...
"Yokoyama and Shimada's "ALKO & PEACE" collaboration in the studio"!
Let's have fun and do manzai today!
I'm looking forward to it!
Can I ask you something?
I want to be a member of "AKB"!
You want to be a member of "AKB"!
Sounds good!
Let's dance and sing together!
Let's do it!
Since we're members of "AKB",
why don't you two liven up the audience today?
And I want you to liven up the call, too!
Do you have anything in common?
Huh?
Are you serious?
I'm asking you if you really want to be a member of "AKB"!
Are you kidding me?
Just look at the surface and you'll know what I'm talking about!
You can't be an "AKB" member with such a muscular body!
You're the biggest one here.
She's been making me learn pro-wrestling techniques.
I've learned pro-wrestling techniques since I was 48 years old!
Besides, when Arios-san told me to say "yokoman" and I said "yokoman" with an honest voice,
people on the Internet called me "the idol who celebrates".
I'm not prepared to drink muddy water, sing or dance.
I'll make tea with my navel!
Are you kidding me?
You're funny.
I'm serious!
It's not a joke!
We really want to be "AKB" members!
We'll overcome anything!
Please!
Let us be "AKB" members!
No, I was just kidding.
You passed.
Passed?
What does it mean?
I tested your seriousness.
Now that you're here, I remember.
You're clumsy, but you're honest.
You two are very similar.
Hey, Kojima-san! I'm not that muscular!
Then, we...
From now on, it's a road of thorns!
That's right!
Let me see your seriousness!
Welcome...
...to "AKB"!
Alright, then!
Let's do our best!
Here we go!
Seriousness! Precision!
"AKB"!
"Birdie"!
Yeah!
Good luck, everyone!
Good luck!
Thank you!
I can't help but laugh at Yokoyama.
Why?
I don't know!
I can't help but laugh at Yokoyama.
Yokoyama's charms were fully shown in the 5th place!
Next up is 4th place!
Here, too, the members' charms were fully shown in the 5th place!
Ariyoshi-san...
I don't want you to laugh too much, but I want you to smile!
She's a volunteer!
Ariyoshi-san...
I'll make you smile!
I'll do my best!
The three people who know Ariyoshi-san very well...
...made a story based on Ariyoshi-san!
Ooya-san!
Yes!
It's about time for you to go to the studio.
Good morning! I'm Ooya Shizuka! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Please go to the studio!
Ariyoshi-san is waiting for you!
Ariyoshi-san!
Who are you?!
Ooya Shizuka!
Who are you?!
I'm Ariyoshi the Terrorist!
Ariyoshi the Terrorist!
The first time in the studio...
...they told me I had terrible cellulite under my thighs!
Ariyoshi is a terrorist!
Ariyoshi-san, I'm scared!
You're scared?!
I'm not scared!
Are you okay?!
I'm not scared!
You're so kind!
Can we do what we always do before the show?!
Before we meet Ariyoshi-san...
...can we do what we always do?!
I'm waiting for you in the studio!
Can we do what we always do?!
I'm waiting for you in the studio!
Can we do it?!
Please!
Thank you!
Let's do it!
First of all, I do what I do every day for you!
I drink one liter of milk!
Why?!
So that you don't betray your expectations of me for claiming to be one of the most famous people in the world!
Is that so?!
Is that what you're saying?
Second of all!
I eat tofu and natto every day!
Why?!
Because isoflavone has a busting effect!
So that you don't betray your expectations of me for claiming to be one of the most famous people in the world!
I don't expect it!
I don't think you expect it!
Third of all!
I take off my clothes!
Why is that?!
Today, you will sit on my right side!
For that reason, I took off only my right half of my clothes!
Why?!
Just do it!
Left or right, okay?!
Socks, check!
Knees up, okay?!
Yes!
Why knees up?
In the past, you said that my knees were messy!
Poor you!
I feel sorry for you!
Your ideal woman, check!
Tell me your ideal woman in detail!
Yes!
Ms. Ariyoshi is basically an "m" so she likes "s" women,
but she prefers "s" women to "m" women,
and she is a "m" woman who teaches "s" to "m" women and does "s" with all her might!
I don't get it!
Well said!
That's all for Ariyoshi Heroic measures confirmation work!
Thank you for coming!
Move!
Knees up! Knees up!
Knees up!
Ms. Kojima Aruna is waiting for you, so you can go now!
Kojima Aruna?!
Kojima Aruna!
I'm going to put a lot of information about Ariyoshi in it.
Well, there are various excuses for that.
Is that so?
The truth is, you have beautiful knees.
I'm just joking.
Is that so?
Show me your knees.
See, it's dirty!
Hide your knees!
Next, in third place, we have a story about President Ariyoshi.
Nana Okada and Amemiya sang a song dedicated to President Ariyoshi.
We would like to dedicate this song with gratitude to President Ariyoshi, who we are always grateful for.
I'm grateful.
Even though he's so popular that you don't see him on TV...
President Ariyoshi is doing this show with us.
However, it is obvious that Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic is...
Is Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic doing this show with us?
They don't even talk to me. They don't even talk to me.
"Ariyoshi A.K.B. Republic is...
When he was in middle school, he got into a fight with Seiji Sakaguchi, who was a pro-wrestler in his middle school days, and he hit him twice in the head with a crow's feet.
The nickname he gave to Tetsuko Kuroyata was "No way, you stupid old woman!".
He started calling Kenji Ei-san, who is taking care of him more and more.
Even though he hates cows, he is the first person who is a cow before getting a part-time job.
He is a boy, a foreigner, a soldier, and a polar bear, Masagura.
He brings home a bento box and eats it as if he is making a lot of money.
"I love you, you stupid old woman!".
When he was working at a steakhouse, he ate dozens of meat on his own and spent most of his salary at a butcher shop.
"I love you, you stupid old woman!".
And with this story, they won the fifth tournament!
Congratulations!
Next, in second place, the story won the first prize.
It was the most interesting!
The story of Ayaka Okada and Slim Club, which President Mariushi praised the most in the past.
Hello! We are Slim Club!
I'm Ayaka Okada!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Please!
Relax!
Yes!
Me, too!
Are you okay?
I'm fine!
It's already August! It's summer!
It's summer, but how is it over there?
It's very hot and wet in summer and it's hard!
It's hot, isn't it?
When it's hot and you're walking down the street, there are a lot of crazy people!
Is that so?
Hey!
Is it real?
Yes!
Is it real?
Real?
Is it real?
No, what is it?
Do you have some time?
No, I don't!
Just a little!
Huh?
What is it?
Wait a minute!
What?
Wait a minute!
What are you doing?
Huh?
If you resist, you can resist!
Huh?
If you resist, you can resist!
I am resisting!
You say that every now and then, don't you?
Ah!
Look!
What?
Look!
It's...
It's you, Shiroda Mariko-san, right?
What are you saying?
You're wrong.
It's you, Shiroda-san, right?
It's true.
It's a bit different.
How have you been since you graduated?
How have you been?
I haven't graduated at all.
It's really different.
It's you, Shiroda-san, right?
No, it's not.
Look!
It's a hat!
A hat!
Did you go on a business trip?
No, I didn't go on a business trip.
Did something happen?
No, nothing happened.
I haven't been on business trips.
You haven't been on business trips?
No.
So you have a broad range of jobs.
It's because it's annoying.
Because it's annoying?
Yes.
You're pretty manly, aren't you?
He's manly because he's a man.
No, it's you, Shiroda-san.
It's not you, Shiroda-san.
It's you, Shiroda-san, right?
It's you, Shiroda-san.
No, it's not you, Shiroda-san.
Oh, no, no.
It's you, Uchima-san.
It's you, Shiroda-san!
It's you, Uchima-san!
Don't die, Mariko-san!
Wow, wow, wow...
I'll say it over and over again, but you're different.
Cut it out!
Scary... From above...
Mariko...
I'm home.
You're home...
I'm going, sorry!
Wait, wait, wait!
What are you doing?!
Wait, wait, wait!
What are you doing?!
I came because I wanted to!
You said it!
I didn't say it!
Wait, wait...
You're different...
I'll return this.
I've been wearing it for a long time.
Can I say something about you?
I hit you, didn't I?
Think about it from the opposite perspective.
All of a sudden, on the road...
You hit me...
What do you think?
I don't think you were lucky.
You weren't lucky.
I think you're right, but...
Are you satisfied now?
No, I'm not satisfied.
Look, Shunzu.
I don't know what you're talking about, but is it really okay?
Seriously, cut it out!
Cut it out?
Yes!
I know what you should cut out.
What is it?
Sashihara-san's strange confidence.
I'm sorry.
This is finally the first announcement!
Which story will stand at the top of all 35 stories?
The first story is...
All staff are satisfied with this story.
How did you come up with this story, Daiyu Kogume?
With the staff...
We communicated.
With the staff?
That's right.
Daiyu Kogume and her comedian-like secret...
Exploded Miyazaki's charm.
If you shake hands like a human being...
No one would come.
Damn you!
Even though you're an AKB member...
You shake hands with me...
I'm the only one who's naked.
Damn you!
I thought the AKB boom would end soon, but it was still a mess.
Ah, damn it!
Why?
Why "damn it"?
I was told I was the next generation ace candidate, but now I'm in this mess.
That's good.
Damn it!
That's good.
(Singing)
I lost my job.
My wife and my friends disappeared, too.
I'm lonely!
You're not good at singing.
That's how it is!
I still have some meat left...
Asami-chan!
She's pretty, isn't she?
♪ Chachan, Chachan, Chachan, Chachachan, Chachan, Chachachan, Chachachan, ♪
♪ In the old days, we were both ♪
♪ Monsters, but no one believes me ♪
♪ Damn it! ♪
So, this story, which was also a big hit in the studio, was the first place in the AKB dream match ranking!
Thank you for waiting, everyone!
Kind Amu-san will reveal the story!
Yay!
But! Before that!
Please watch the commercial!
The hot summer is not over yet!
There is no doubt that the tension will rise!
Next generation ace, Megu-chan Taniguchi's...
Are you forgetting something?
Ui Ui Shi!
"Kiss Girl" is being broadcast!
Thank you for waiting!
Kind Amu-san will reveal the story!
Here you go!
Kojima Haruna-san's...
Spa interview...
There were only famous sayings...
So I made it into a song!
Please listen!
What does Mr. Kojima remember when the AKB election was held?
There was no adult who did it better than the AKB.
Therefore, adults cannot be trusted.
Am I the only one who can trust you?
Mr. Kojima...
What does Mr. Kojima remember when the AKB election was held?
I think he prefers supporting roles to standing in the center.
Therefore, I don't know about that either.
It's a past tense.
You're laughing at me now, aren't you?
Mr. Kojima is 27 years old.
What do you want to do when you're 30 years old?
I think I've done as much as I can as an initial member.
So even if you let me get married, I hope you'll forgive me.
Hey, hey, are you proposing all of a sudden?
I say it many times, but I'm sorry.
I'm sure you'll find a good man.
Super, super, super, weekly super, father of spring.
Super, super, super, weekly super, love reader.
Super, super, super, weekly super, every Tuesday.
Super, super, super, weekly super, everyone, please buy it.
I'm sure you'll find a good man.
I don't think so.
Collaboration!
I don't think so.
I don't like it either!
Yoshimoto is the only one who can indirectly kiss me.
How was it, Kojima-san?
I don't know...
It's very hurtful.
I don't know where I like it.
Because it's a love that doesn't come true.
I like "ora ora" too.
I see.
I don't know what this feeling is.
Because it's a love that doesn't come true.
Because it's a love that's a little far away.
It can't be helped, it can't be helped.
How about you, Ukane?
When I entered the studio, I thought that there was a reason for my hair.
But I'm good at singing, so I didn't know there was a gap.
You're a little popular again.
No, but I'm sorry.
I'm glad!
What do you think of that kind of man?
I think he's very good at singing.
He's good at singing.
But I'm sorry.
I'm glad!
How about you, Kishino?
I was asked to do a location shoot with him.
It's not my first time, but it's good.
Is it good?
Yes, I like it.
"I like it"?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That was the final episode of "AKB DREAM MATCH".
Next week is the new episode of "JAM".