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A.K.A. "Dream Machin"!
Today, we have a special guest.
He is one of the most viewed duo in the Republic of Korea.
Mr. Yasashiyama is here with us today!
I'm a man of views!
Nice to meet you!
Today, we have Mr. Yasashiyama here to tell us a special story.
Everyone, don't be distracted by our stories!
Mr. Yasashiyama will tell us a story somewhere in the program.
Everyone, please stay tuned!
Before Mr. Yasashiyama's story,
let's take a look at the best stories selected by the staff in the previous A.K.A. "Dream Machin"!
Here we go! Here is the 10th place!
A.K.A. "Dream Machin" is an A.K.A. "Dream Machin" where idols and entertainers collaborate and tell stories!
What?!
Why would a bastard like you choose a job?!
A.K.A. "Dream Machin" has been held seven times so far, and 35 people have told their stories!
You think we're idols?!
We're doing this with our lives on the line!
I love a president like you!
Tonight, we will introduce the best stories selected by the staff in the program in a ranking format!
So, let's start with the 10th place!
I really want to defend myself.
Let's do it!
Yeah!
The 10th place is a story about the first tournament winner, Savannah Goats, once again showing off his skills!
We were supposed to meet up here, but she got scared and ran away!
Who's running away?!
Oh, you're here!
Hey, look!
I heard you're the gag chief of this city!
I'm the gag chief!
You're the fake one!
Huh?!
Huh?! I won't know even if you spill blood!
Oh, you're right!
You underestimated me!
Can you hear me, people of Brazil?!
How's this?!
Mr. Stagey, can you hear me?!
You sound like me!
You sound like my gag!
I'm massaging the earth right now!
How's this?!
Hey!
I'm sleeping next to the earth!
You don't sound like me!
You don't sound like me.
Okay, okay.
Is that how you're going to treat me?!
How's this?!
Let's do rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Please enjoy this with a panorama!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Please enjoy this with sunshine!
You sound like me!
You're up next!
Can you do it?!
You're up next!
Meow!
Small Min
Big Min
Small Min
Big Min
Small Min
Big Min
Small Min
Big Min
It's really heavy!
Small Min
Big Min
It's really heavy!
Small Min
It's up next!
Big Min
Small Min
Big Min
Small Min
Big Min
President Ariyoshi was also praised for his big size.
Next, 9th place is this collaboration which showed high degree of perfection.
We will win for sure! Let's do it, Machun!
Let's do it, Machun!
Please pay attention to their delicate relationship as if they have been working together for years.
Hello! Nice to meet you!
I'm Yamamoto and...
I'm Ramue and...
I'm Yashichi Akimoto.
Nice to meet you!
Sensei!
I want to be more popular and become a senior.
That's good.
Who are you?
You can't say that!
We're members, so we should know!
I'm sorry.
To be honest, everyone in the 10th or lower places in the general election...
Stop it, Sensei!
I'm sorry, Sensei!
You shouldn't say that!
Do you know who I am?
Yes.
Good morning!
What's wrong?
It's Takamina!
She's a savior!
I'll do my best!
Eyebrows!
What's wrong with you two?
Good morning, Sensei!
What?
It's a beetle!
Thank you for the food!
You're scary!
What?
Kojiholk?
Is it true?
No, I can't eat it!
You'll eat it!
I want to be popular like you, Kojima-san!
I want to be beautiful!
Of course you're beautiful!
Your photo album was really beautiful!
I don't get it at all!
That's not Kojima's power!
Photoshop's power!
Don't say it! Don't say it! Don't say it!
But if you want to be in the center, you have to be popular.
What is your popularity?
Well, I have a girl's heart and my seniors and juniors love me.
It's long and difficult to understand.
You know, popularity is simple.
Kojima, look at me!
When it comes to popularity, underwear, horse, butt, this is it!
Bad words! Bad words! Can you admit it with this?
Really?
And...
It's easy to understand.
It's easy to understand, isn't it?
How do you look like?
Fluffy, wrinkled, plump?
Are you okay? Are you really okay?
But I really want to be in the center!
Yes, that feeling is important!
Then, I got it!
You will be in the center and I will think about it!
Oh, a new group!
RGK48!
What is RGK?
Ryogoku!
No, what is that?
What is Ryogoku 48?
No, no, I thought so!
Everyone...
How are you?
It's fun for fat people to imitate fat people!
Um...
Ms. Ken Naoko, you don't have to put your nose in the salon table!
You don't have to do that!
No, it's okay! It's okay! You don't have to ride it!
Everyone...
Thank you!
Thank you?
What do you mean "thank you"?
You don't put salt in customers, do you?
Don't put salt in customers! What are you doing?
Salt sun...
The meaning is different!
Salt sun is not like that!
Listen to the song!
One, two, three, four!
I wanted to ride it, I wanted to throw it, I wanted to push it, yes!
Go away!
You're a coward!
I'm not a coward!
Salt sun...
What is "salt sun"?
What is "salt sun" that you practiced so much for?
What are you doing here all of a sudden?
Your personality is shining!
No, it's okay! Don't respond to me like that!
It's okay!
Try again!
You're just a fat person!
You're just a fat person who likes fried food!
Teacher...
I'll aim for a nice sideburns!
No, aim for the center!
Stop it!
Thank you very much!
I feel like I can make it to the semi-final.
Amazing!
You're amazing!
The 8th place that surpassed this finished story is...
9!
10!
Can you do it?
I can do it!
You're the best!
I can do it!
AKB's number one actor, Natsuki Kojima...
With his appearance in "Jungle Pocket", the story was shining!
Excuse me, but can you give me this?
Thank you!
One for the strap, one for the inside...
Ouch!
I'm sorry!
What? What? What?
Sir, what's wrong with you?
Toilet...
Could you lend me your toilet?
Is that what you want me to do?
I'm sorry, sir.
Our AKB store doesn't lend toilets to customers.
Please...
I...
I can't stand it anymore.
Are you serious?
Even if you say that...
You should definitely lend it to me.
What? What?
I'm sorry!
Help me!
What? What? What?
Are you Mr. Kojima of the AKB Research Society?
Yes, I am!
What's wrong with you?
Toilet...
Could you lend me your toilet?
Is that what you want me to do?
I'm sorry, sir.
I explained it to our customers, but...
Even if you say that...
We can't lend you your toilet.
You should definitely lend it to me.
Please!
I can't stand it anymore!
Here you go!
And...
You in the back!
As I thought...
We can't lend you your toilet.
It's a rule!
No, you don't have to lend it to me!
When did you make it a rule?!
I'm...
I'm not worse than you guys!
What's going on?
I don't know what's going on.
Stop crying!
You're not bad!
The era you were born in is bad!
That has nothing to do with it!
What are you talking about?
Until we find a store that will lend me their toilet...
I'll look for it!
No, you'll find it!
You'll find it!
I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
Wait a minute!
You'll find it!
I told you!
You'll find it there!
On the left side of the door in the back...
Our store has a toilet there.
What? Don't worry about it. It's just a job I don't like.
No, it's not cool at all.
Wait a minute! If you do such a selfish thing, you will be fired from this store!
You, go in there and take it!
No, but...
Hurry up!
Don't worry about it!
Both of you have already come out. Are you okay?
Don't lose to me.
Just a little more.
Until the end.
I don't know.
What's going on?
Get in there!
I don't need it anymore!
Basta!
I...
I wanted to meet you sooner!
What's wrong with you guys?
I want you to let me go to the toilet!
Did you do it?
It was quite funny, but...
Because Natsuki Kojima's singing was too bad, she missed the championship.
It was a hidden masterpiece.
The seventh place is...
At this place, you two will be ashamed of yourselves.
Kojima and Miyazawa will...
Sing a duet with an entertainer who isn't very funny.
An entertainer who isn't very funny.
Go ahead!
An entertainer who isn't very funny.
And here is the story.
I looked up about AKB on the internet!
But there is a website where you can ask AKB members questions and they'll answer for you!
Bring this as a print-out!
They'll read it for you!
Let's start with this!
Question!
I like Kojiharu, but I don't think he's very popular.
What do you think, everyone?
Shut up!
He's popular!
Answer!
Overall, he's half-assed and lacks one more character.
He's popular!
Shut up!
He's popular!
I'm a princess!
A.K.A.B48's Sai Miyazawa, please tell us your height and weight!
Height 164cm, weight 46kg
Can I ask you something?
A.K.A.B48's Koji Haruko and Kojima Haruna, do you have any flaws?
I don't!
Are you going to blame me for that?
Answer! The room is dirty, I'm spaced out while recording, I'm called "nyan nyan" by cats all over the world but I hate cats, these are Kojima-san's flaws.
That's a lot!
You should've just said your flaws!
He's half-assed and lacks one more character!
I have a question! I'm an entrance examiner! I like A.K.A.B. but I have to choose a show to watch! What should I watch?!
All of them!
What are you thinking?!
Answer! A.K.A.Bingo! I don't think you need to watch any A.K.A.B. movies!
If you don't watch it, you can't even see this picture!
A.K.A.B. has a lot of good points!
I hope we can finish recording soon!
Hey! It's already this late!
Alright! Let's go home! Thank you for your hard work!
She did it well, didn't she?
But one thing I'm concerned about is that Kojima- san's face is swollen.
What's wrong?
This story was also the reason why President Ariyoshi noticed Kojima's face was swollen.
So when we asked if Kojima-san had any shortcomings, his face was swollen.
Before we announce the 6th place in the AKB DREAM MATCH RANKING...
...we have a story that we really want to air.
It's a story about an entertainer who likes Kojima Haruna.
It's a story about Kojima Haruna.
It's a story about an entertainer who likes Kojima Haruna.
In this world, there are poses that make you look good even if you're swollen depending on your movement and angle.
Today, we'd like to show you various poses of Kojima Haruna.
Kojima-san!
First of all, the election.
Kojima-san, who was called by the election, also has a pose that makes you look good.
Let's see all of Kojima-san's poses.
Come on!
He's wearing it!
Is he wearing it, Dai-chan?
It's a zebra.
Is he wearing it?
Please calm down.
He's wearing it.
Wow, he's wearing it.
Next is gravure.
Kojima-san, who is shooting gravure, also has a pose that looks like a zebra.
Let's see a gravure zebra pose.
Come on!
You have a boob.
Don't worry.
I was surprised.
Next is rock-paper-scissors competition.
Kojima-san, who won in rock-paper-scissors competition, also has a gravure zebra pose.
Let's see a gravure zebra pose in rock-paper- scissors competition.
Come on!
Hey!
It's the same as last time.
It's a zebra, indeed.
Don't worry. Can I join you?
No, you can't.
Next is dancing.
Kojima-san, who dances heavy rotation, also has a zebra pose.
Let's see a zebra pose of dancing. Come on!
One, two, three...
Hey!
This is bad!
I don't care about this!
Don't worry, Kojima-san!
You're in it!
Next up is a handshake!
Even Kojima-san, who is doing a handshake, has a pose that looks good!
Then, let's see Kojima-san's good pose for a handshake!
Come on!
I saw it! I saw it! I saw it! I saw it just now!
I saw it just now!
What a low posture handshake!
Don't worry, Arios-san!
Yes!
I believe in you!
The last one is today's digest!
Five consecutive poses!
I don't know if it will be very difficult and successful, but I will do my best!
Then, today's digest!
Good pose! Five consecutive poses!
Come on!
How was it?
It was wonderful! When I wore it, my heart was pounding like it was real!
It looks like your body!
It's a marshmallow body!
Let's kiss!
At the end of summer, won't you make wonderful memories?
A.k.b.'s young promising Meg Taniguchi's "Delusional Kiss" is now available for streaming!
Yes!
The 6th place in the dream match ranking is...
Come on!
It's funny!
That outfit is...
You can do it!
Morikawa Ayaka's "natural gymnastics" graduated from A.k.b. in April of this year!
It's "natural gymnastics" time!
Let's go together!
natural
natural gymnastics
Put out your right foot and put out your left foot and...
You can walk!
It's perfect!
natural gymnastics
If you bend your knees together...
You can sit!
natural gymnastics
If you skip dancing lessons
You're fired!
natural gymnastics
If you hit Akimoto Yasushi
You're fired!
natural gymnastics
Even if you hate AKB
Please don't hate me!
Fired!
natural gymnastics
Fired!
natural gymnastics
Singing is fun
Dancing is fun
Ballet is fun
AKIMOTO IS
NATURAL
natural
natural gymnastics
It's cold in the winter.
Of course!
With this joke, they won the third tournament.
It was funny.
The three of them got along very well.
You watched from 10th to 6th.
Unfortunately, it's time for us to say goodbye.
It's too early.
We will continue next week.
I'm sorry.
Look forward to next week.
See you next week. Goodbye.
Thank you very much.