AISubs v3.5
♪ A new dream is born again ♪
♪ A long road ahead of you ♪
The AKB48 concert was held on August 2.
On August 4, an theater performance in Akihabara.
The AKB48 concert was held on August 4.
AKB48 gained irreplaceable friends over the past 5 years.
Thank you very much, everyone!
Many fans have sent them to us.
KAWAii! RINA has started a new life.
I hope you will continue to be active in the future,
but it is also true that there are still many people who do not know much about KAWAii!
So, tonight, we have KAWAii! members who know a lot about KAWAii!
We would like to introduce "KAWAii! Best 3 Moments When KAWAii! Shines!"
FUJINAMI, I'm not your Kamaseini!
KAWAii! Best 3 Moments When KAWAii! Shines!
Contents that make use of your acting skills!
Not even a hundred of them!
- Hurry up and bring it! - Got it!
KAWAii! members and GEIRIN have collaborated and presented their contents.
Let's take a look at their story with SAVANNAH YAGI!
You look good in it.
I've gained a little weight lately. I should have gone on a diet.
If I came here, I would have asked if I could go on a diet.
- Excuse me! - Yes?
- What are you doing here? - I'm doing a gag exercise here.
- A gag exercise? - Yes!
- I'm going to do it now. Would you like to try it? - Can I do it now?
- Please follow me. - Oh, you want me to follow you?
- Yes! - Please!
- Yes! Here I go!
- Huh? What's that? - Doesn't it look like a train?
- My armpits itch! - Doesn't it look like a train?
- My armpits itch! Does it work? - Yes! It works!
- Doesn't it look like a train? - It's good!
- Doesn't it look like a train? - It's more interesting than "GEIRIN itches"!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
My armpits itch!
- Doesn't it look like a train? - Doesn't it look like a train?
- My armpits itch! - My armpits itch!
- Oh wow, this is so fun.
- One time for 50 yen, are you going to take it? - Of course I'm not!
- Damn! A transparent human is holding me down! - It's surprisingly effective on your abdomen!
- It's starting! - Shall we go?!
This is Ms. Kawae's invasion!
- Ka... - Wa...
- Eri! - Kao is jumping over!
- Nasubi! - Ina and Nasubi are caught!
- A... K... P! - Evia!
- A... K... P! - Super funny!
- Okay, class is over for today. - Who are you?!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
This time, they'll show us something they've never experienced before.
It's a pair of Ms. Kawae and Mr. Yagi!
Everyone praised them!
NHK's "Life" and Fuji TV's "Millenniums" and others...
Everyone who makes comedy shows...
Why don't you try it for once?!
Next, Kawaei wants to tell business people...
The second moment when she shines is...
Her feet smell.
- Are you sure about this? - Yeah.
It was discovered by the radio station in February of 2013.
Kawaei got it from Kojima Natsuki.
- Are you okay? - Kawaei...
Her feet always smell like that.
- Does it smell like that? - Yeah, it really does.
I used to borrow my own shoes.
So I went to the studio and smelled them...
And it smelled like... beans and natto.
- It smelled like that! - And that smell...
It smelled like you, Kojima-san.
- Kojima-san?! - Huh?!
You should call me "senior"!
Oh, is that so?
Kojima Haruna tries it!
Kojima isn't usually good at reacting, but...
I'm fine.
Oh, it stinks!
It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
It's really stinky! It really stinks!
It really stinks!
It sucks!
Even though you're enjoying it...
No, you go ahead and say it.
Say it, say it, say it.
I'm really close with it, I'm fine. Today was...
What was that?!
What was that?
Your anger just spills out of your mouth.
That's why you even used it in a punishment game!
1. Teeth brushing against the river.
2. Licking your legs against the river.
3. Eat Kawaii's socks.
But Kojima-san and Ryu-san are in charge of me, so I'd like you to eat something.
How about you, Kojima-san?
But Tomo-chin is cute when she eats.
Her mouth is cute, too.
Socks...
She told me to eat her socks.
She's like a comedian.
Can I decide now?
Yes.
It's definitely furniture, right?
It can't be helped.
She's a normal person.
That's right.
I'll go first.
You want me to eat first?
She usually doesn't react and has a cool image, but...
It stinks!
No, no, no, no!
Because of her smelly feet...
It stinks!
Thanks to Fuji TV and Tunnels,
people who often play punishment games will definitely receive it!
And in first place is...
Although it's good for your health, it's an extremely bad soju and beer.
It's President Arias' "Ojikko no Nekoro"!
It's a kind of poisoned soju and beer!
No, no, no!
Kawaii hates soju and beer.
Open your mouth, kawaii!
Alright! Poisonous soju and beer!
Fire!
Here I go! Fire!
Not yet!
Come on, Kojima! Go!
Here I go! Open your mouth!
Open your mouth, kawaii!
How is it?
Her lips are shaking.
That's a good reaction!
In addition, if you can't answer all of the common sense questions, you'll have to drink soju and beer!
The symbol that represents the circumference... Pi!
Please write it down!
Takashi-san, go ahead!
Ta-da! Pi!
Pi!
Iriana!
Pi!
Oh, this is...
Yes, Kojima-san!
Pi!
Fire!
It's simple, but it's an interesting joke!
It was a pretty powerful joke!
Fire!
Now, let's move on to kawaii! Go ahead!
Pi!
It's not pi! It's soju and beer!
Please drink it all at once!
Here I go!
Go ahead!
Everyone drank soju and beer at once!
Cute, you're drinking it now.
- You love it, don't you, Ri-chan? - You love it, don't you?
No, you're still drinking it!
You're still drinking it!
Everyone's drinking it properly!
One, two...
- Ss... - Ss! You have to do it like that!
- Uwah! This is bad! - Ss!
You definitely can't do it like that.
- Is it in my mouth? - It's not dying!
- Is it in my mouth? - Uwah!
She's annoyed.
What's with her?
Those panties...
- This is bad! - Ss!
Uwah!
- Ss! - Ss!
- Uwah! - Ss!
The first time President Ariyoshi spat it out...
...was because of the soju and beer.
- This is bad! - Is it in my mouth?
If there's a show that uses soju and beer...
...somewhere out there...
...thank you in advance!
Aside from "best 3"...
In any case...
...for now, I'll do you and you'll do me!
Thanks to this weather-related parody...
...in "Mezameta Engi"...
...for her first solo work...
...she'll play Azumi!
I'll say it...
...but I'm strong.
From an idol to an actress...
...she's taken one step at a time.
Usually...
...I can't say my honest feelings...
...so...
...let me say them!
For about 5 years, all of you who have supported me like this...
...all of you who have supported me like this...
...thank you so much!
I can do my best because of all of you who support me like this!
One day, I'll be able to show you myself...
...doing my best on stage and on TV...
...and I think it's my own reward!
It's not easy at all...
...but I'll do my best every day!
So...
...please continue to support me!
Thank you so much for the past 5 years!
I sincerely hope for your future activities!
On this day, our lord, President Ariyoshi, appeared at the Ted 2 public commemorative event held in Tokyo.
Nice to meet you.
After receiving the hit of his previous work, he continued to serve as Ted's Japanese interpreter.
God, I swear I'm not kidding. My family will be the best.
And...
For some reason, this person also appeared at the event.
First Lady, Haruna Kojima.
I'm Haruna Kojima, representative of the Ted Fan Club. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
In fact, Kojima has been appointed as the representative of the fan club, which will promote his work this time.
However, this two-shot may seem like he is completely conscious of the AKB Republic of China, but...
Could it be his imagination?
Let's ask some of our cast members about it.
Why did you get chosen, Kojima-san?
Well, when I saw the program "Ariyoshi AKB Republic", I thought that you and Ariyoshi-san had a very interesting chemistry.
I decided to ask you as a representative of the Ted Fan Club.
Is there a reason why you got chosen, Kojima-san?
Well, if you ask me whether it's thanks to me or not, I think it's thanks to me.
Kojima got the job thanks to his appearance in "Ariyoshi AKB Republic".
However, the person who expressed anger in that casting is...
Sexy electrician Okazaki Nana.
What is this article about?
President Ayashi and I have a good compatibility.
The sexiest woman in the Republic of Korea is...
Not this little girl?
It's me.
The appearance of the Republic of Korea and the sexiness of Ted's taste is the reason for his appointment.
For that reason, I'm not worthy of being the representative of the fan club.
No matter how you think about it, it's me!
Two people who claim to be the number one sexy woman in the Republic of Korea...
Will meet at the event venue of Ted 2!
Today, here...
A real Ted Mofumofu fan club representative will be decided!
I want a baby.
Anyway, Ted loves sexy women!
So...
During the talk event, with that sexiness...
Which of President Ayashi's eyes will be attracted the most?
Will Kojima, who is in the dungeon, win?
Or...
Will Okazaki, who appears next to the camera, win?
Will it be...
Well then...
With Kojima's appearance...
The confrontation begins!
Please give me a bouquet!
Wow! What is this?
This is for Ted.
It's a bear.
It's a bear bouquet!
A bear bouquet!
Thank you very much!
It's a two-shot talk event, and Kojima makes Ariyoshi look lonely.
I can't read this. I'm not smart.
You can read it without thinking about it.
You're dressed up, aren't you?
I'm usually a little more swollen, but...
You're dressed up today, aren't you?
The usual swelling check is also included and points are added!
However, Okazaki also lost and his pheromone was released!
Did you lose it?
Kojima actually asked Ariyoshi how she was doing in the back.
I was impressed!
Even during the event, Ariyoshi's eyes are focused on Okazaki!
Everyone says "cute", "cute", and...
More and more people...
Ariyoshi is completely attached to Okazaki and his eyes are focused on Okazaki!
How is it?
I'm sorry, I lost my mind.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Even during the photo shoot, Ariyoshi is staring at Okazaki!
Thank you very much!
Ariyoshi wasn't staring at Kojima, but Okazaki!
As a result, Okazaki won the sexy chirami battle!
President!
I wanted to meet you!
President!
I wanted to meet you!
Um...
I'm Okazaki Nana, 54 years old, and I'm the representative of the cute and fluffy fan club!
Isn't that me?
What are you talking about?
I'm the representative of the cute and fluffy fan club!
No! A sexy person is the representative!
At the event just now, Hariyoshi was looking at me all the time!
You didn't look at Kojihari at all!
You only looked at me when my face was a little swollen!
That's why I'm the representative!
Now, I'd like to introduce myself!
I am...
Wait a minute!
I'm Toshima Baba of the Asakura family!
That's my job!
I'm also thinking about a job after graduation!
Even if I'm your partner, I won't give up my representative position!
Then...
On behalf of the representative of the cute and fluffy fan club...
Let's have one match!
Who will it be?
President!
Yes?
May I?
Go ahead!
And so, the second round of the representative match has just been held!
The match is...
Sexy birth contest!
Where did you go?
I want a baby!
You want one?
Yeah!
If you're not human in the first place, you can't have a baby!
Hey, are you serious?
"Ted 2" is...
A story in which Ted works hard to give birth to a baby!
Are the people behind you okay?
They look like they're in great shape!
And so...
The sexy fans will compete...
Who will have a more charming birth!
This face!
Oh, it's through the beard!
It's like a bone!
It's not like that!
Really? Then shall we do it?
Let's do it!
Then shall Dr. Kozaki do it for us?
Yes!
Then I'll go first!
The president's baby is about to be born!
Ah!
Hi! Hi!
Fu!
The president too!
Hi! Hi!
Fu!
The president too!
Hi! Hi!
Fu!
Ah! Hold your breast!
Hi! Hi!
Fu!
Are you born?
Hi! Hi!
Oh, it's gone!
Oh, you're born!
Sexy!
I see!
As expected of you!
Can you do it?
I'll do it!
No, no!
Wait!
I'll do it!
You're born!
From my Nigeria...
What do you do?
From there...
You're born!
Fu!
Diamond hair!
What are you doing?
President!
Yes!
Which one was suitable for the representative of the fan club?
Ah!
Can I choose?
What you can't miss in the summer night is...
Fireworks and...
Broadcasting app of the Republic of Korea...
"Iriyama Anna's Goddess's Whisper" which you want to listen to in the summer night...
Starts now!
Iriyama Anna's Goddess's Whisper
Ariyoshi-san, I'd like you to look at it, but there are a lot of great words in it and it's vulgar, so I think people who have watched "Ariyoshi Republic" will definitely like it, so please take a look!
Please take a look!
Let me drive, too!
Only for 20 minutes!
Okazaki and Kojima showed off their sexy birth! Who will be chosen as representatives?
- President? - Yes?
Which one was suitable for the representative of the fan club?
Which one?
Can I really choose?
Yes, please!
It's Okazaki-san!
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! Yay!
Today, I'll be the representative of the fan club!
Yay!
Since we've decided, we have to promote the movie!
Yes, please do!
Ok, I'll ask Ariyoshi-san!
Your pet is married, but if you were to marry me, what kind of wedding ceremony would you like to have?
A little sexy, right?
Yes!
Like, pole dancing...
Would you like to have a pole dancing wedding ceremony?
Yay! I'm so happy!
Ok, here's the second question!
Your pet is married, but if you were to marry me, what kind of children would you like to have?
I guess about two, right?
Yes, two?
Yes.
What's their name?
Would you like to have Nanako and Nanataro?
Yay!
What is this?!
You shouldn't come to promote a movie!
You shouldn't come to a wedding ceremony!