AISubs v3.5
It's "Two Rounds of AKB Radio Songs"!
Today's members are...
Oya...
Shimada...
Izuta...
Takahashi...
Kano...
and Yoshiba.
Kojima-san was late because of a train trouble.
I think you'll have a good night.
Oya-san, what's up with you today?
I'm really...
Are you close?
No.
You're not close.
It's not "no"!
But there are three girls in the same team, so it's fine.
Does Oya like girls like you?
She does.
She's your first-time captain, right?
Is she reliable?
She teaches me a lot of things.
She teaches you?
Sometimes.
Sometimes?
You're working hard.
I was working hard, but I got fired.
I'm in the next team.
It can't be helped.
Let's hear the truth of rumors first.
Let's get started.
Oya Shizuka's rumors from the website.
Oya's father said...
Oya's bare face looks like Yonekura Ryoko.
Really?
My dad said it a lot.
My parents came to see the general election.
You look like Yonekura Ryoko, so you'll be fine this year.
My dad came to see it with confidence, but he was out of town and depressed.
I went home that day, but I didn't say a word.
Because you're out of town, you're done.
No, I'm not done this year!
I'm sure I can do it this year!
It was the momentum of the fans.
I'm sure I can do it.
The votes are increasing every year.
This year's 80th place...
The borderline votes are about 12,000 votes.
The fans worked hard and said, "We have 12,000 votes in our hands now."
I thought I might be able to do it.
Then I was in 80th place with 13,000 votes.
I didn't have to be called anymore.
The fans didn't really buy 10,000 votes.
It's not like that. I believe you bought it for me.
Ryoko Yonekura has a picture of you.
Yes, I'm barefaced.
You don't smile or look like Ryoko Yonekura.
What? Are you kidding me?
It's true that I'm barefaced.
I don't know what you mean.
You don't look like Ryoko Dorekura, do you?
Ryoko's bare face is like an animal, like a hippopotamus.
A hippopotamus?
Her eyes and nose are like a hippopotamus.
I know what you mean.
How about your bare faces? Are you confident?
No one has a big difference in their faces.
Oh, really?
Not even Tano-chan.
My face is so dark that it doesn't change at all.
Everyone has eyebrows.
I see.
Who is the worst among AKB members?
The worst?
Is Oya the worst?
Kojima is the worst.
Kojima?
It's normal if I show you properly, but he has a bare face.
He wears a hat.
If you're bare faced, you don't look like a hippopotamus, do you?
Huh?
What do you mean?
You don't look like a hippopotamus, do you?
That's right. If you put on makeup, you look like a hippopotamus, but if you're bare faced...
You can't open your eyes.
If you can't open your eyes, you look like a hippopotamus.
Because you're sleepy?
Yes.
Who is the worst among AKB members?
No one.
You sound like you want to say it.
Kashiwagi-san.
It's not like that at all.
Kashiwagi-san's bare face is different.
Yukirin is very different.
She has her eyebrows fixed.
Her eyebrows are fixed for about three hours.
How many hours do you fix your eyebrows?
It's not like that at all.
She's very particular about it.
A rumor about Takahashi Juri from Mozart.
Yes.
Even if Takahashi is sad, he doesn't care and keeps watching TV.
What does that mean?
He's a hero.
I love sadness so much.
The other day...
What did you say?
Sadness...
Basically...
It's tied up by a ghost.
It doesn't move because it's held down.
I know what kind of ghost it is.
I'm used to it.
The other day...
I was watching a variety show.
I was sleeping while watching it.
I was sleeping alone.
There was only one person in the house.
It was very noisy.
I felt like I was going to make a noise first.
I thought sadness would go well with it.
But it didn't.
My body didn't move.
I thought, "Yes, yes."
I kept saying "Yes, yes."
It was funny on TV.
I laughed a lot.
Sadness started laughing with me.
A man was laughing.
I got really pissed off and thought, "Don't laugh at me!"
I got really pissed off and when I tried to use all of my strength, I got released.
It takes a lot of energy.
It happens a lot, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
You say it a lot, don't you?
I report it to the members that it happens a lot.
When I was a grandma, I never opened my eyes.
Why didn't you open your eyes when you were a grandma?
Because it was scary and I didn't want to look at it.
You didn't want to look at it?
Grandma and baby never opened their eyes because they didn't want to look at it.
"I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry." They apologized with their hearts.
Then I gradually stopped being tied up.
That's amazing.
Do you open your eyes when you're a man?
I do.
But I was watching a variety show.
That's not just a dream, is it?
It's not a dream, is it?
Let's move on.
Shimada Haruka's Rumor
Four years ago, when they were filming "Kyowakoku," Shimada's nose was coming out and coming in.
What is this?
Can you stop it?
It's not funny.
Four years ago, when they were filming "Kyowakoku," Shimada's nose was coming out and coming in.
It's not funny.
Isn't it a great joke?
This is funny.
The director said that four years ago, when they were filming "Kyowakoku,"
Shimada's nose was coming out and coming in.
It's not funny.
It's not funny at all.
The director was careful and said, "Do you want me to look in the mirror?"
But Shimada didn't notice and kept filming.
It's not funny at all.
I didn't notice it at all.
I don't think your nose is coming out.
It's true.
This is a picture, isn't it?
I want to see the picture.
There is a picture.
This is a crappy picture.
This one?
Don't you know?
It's not coming out.
It's not coming out, is it?
This is a video of when the director carried out the filming while Shimada was having a shikohaku.
What's wrong with you?
Shimada's shikohaku kept coming and going, but thanks to the delicate editing, it was perfectly hidden.
There are people like that, aren't there?
Shikohaku coming and going.
Is it common?
No, it's not common.
Even in other variety shows, MCs teased me.
They said my nose is sticking out.
At the time, I was fat.
Fat.
You're the main character.
I'm not in the main character show.
But I look in the mirror a lot.
I wonder what I'm looking at in the mirror.
You're right, you're looking in the mirror.
What would you do if you were told that?
If I was told that, I'd say "oh, sorry."
I wouldn't care about it at all.
Even in other people's eyes, your nose is sticking out, right?
It's there, but I can't show it off when I'm on TV.
You can't show it off?
I can't show it off like that.
Look in the mirror and see where you're looking.
Look in your eyes and see where you're looking.
I check if it's sticking out as a whole.
It's sticking out.
It's probably sticking out.
But when the show starts, my nose is sticking out because I want it to.
It's sticking out.
I don't think there's anyone in the back who's sticking out like that.
It's melting.
It's melting and sticking out.
I don't like it.
Don't you all have something like this?
Something you put on to hang your poop?
No, we don't.
We don't hang our poop.
We don't.
We don't hang our poop.
When you dry your clothes in the bathroom.
You dry it and you probably take it off when you get out of the bathroom.
You can't take it off like that and dry it again.
Like a tail.
Like that.
Has that ever happened to you?
Oh, yes, it has.
Izena, you too?
I mean, I often do that.
I also do it when I'm young.
Again?!
Stop it already.
I'm telling you, I don't do it!
I do it when I'm young.
When do you do it when you're young?
I mean...
There are a lot of people like that.
For example, when you do a turn and you get out of it, it's like "bong"!
But you don't show it on your face.
"Kuru-pon-jo"!
You get out of it.
Depending on which vibration you get out of it.
Do you put up with it?
Yes, I put up with it.
That's why you do a turn and "bong"!
It's not every time, but it happens sometimes.
You should be careful.
You put up with it.
I don't put up with it.
You should be careful.
"Jo"!
Then you get out of it.
I see.
We have another rumor from the staff.
Izuta doesn't listen to people's stories.
I do!
You do?
I mean I do, but...
Four years ago, when we were shooting for Kappa's graduation ceremony,
in the scene where he says goodbye to Osara,
I told him many times to leave Osara alone,
but in the end, he couldn't.
Here is the scene of the problem.
His awkwardly leaving Osara alone arm...
Thank you very much.
- Why can't you do it? I haven't asked you. - Are you kidding me?
- I don't even remember you telling me to do it slowly. - You don't remember, do you?
- I haven't asked you. - You haven't asked me.
- Are you kidding me? - I still have it.
In the scene where Yuzuta, who was in a wedding dress with Diamond Yukai at the shoot the other day, turns around,
I told her to wait a little and then turn around to make her think it's someone else, but she turned around right away.
This is the video that was broadcast at the time.
So, what is it today?
And this is the video of Yuzuta turning around.
When the camera caught him turning around, he was already facing this way.
- You're good at it. - You're kidding me, aren't you?
- You can't do it slowly, can you? - You turned around right away.
- Are you kidding me? - It's different every time.
Is it different every time?
I like talking a lot, but I think I'm listening to people, but I'm not listening.
- You're not listening?! - I wasn't aware of it.
- Do you have any that you don't ask? - No.
When I start talking, I sometimes ask "Jan?"
But before I say "Jan?" I say "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
- I know what you mean. - I know, I know.
- But I don't talk. - You don't talk.
- I pretend to be listening. - You pretend to be listening!
- That's the worst! - You're so serious!
- But I'm good at pretending like I'm listening. - Oh, really?
- I say "Yeah, yeah, yeah." - But you're not good at it, so you're pretending.
- I was caught out! - You're so mean!
- I was caught out! - Don't you get mad when you see AKB members dancing?
I'm not sure if it's a switch or not at all, but when I pay attention...
- I was caught out! - I was caught out!
- That's not it! - That's not it!
- That's not it, that's not it. - Well, listen up!
Shimada is careful of nosebleeds.
- Listen to Izu and others. - Izu is careful of nosebleeds.
- Bonsai and Izu and others. - Again?!
- Izu and others share underwear for sleeping and going out. - What is it?
From Bowside, Izuta Rima's underwear.
Again?!
Izuta has underwear for sleeping and for going out.
What is this?!
What do you mean?
It's normal for me.
When I go home and take a bath, I wear underwear.
But when I wake up in the morning, I want to wear cute underwear.
When members see me wearing underwear, they say "Your underwear is cute!"
So I wear laces underwear.
I don't wear tea bags, but I wear them.
But it doesn't have to be cloth underwear.
What is "cloth underwear"?
Is it cotton underwear?
When I'm at home, I don't have to wear underwear.
I wear cloth underwear.
Is it because you're short?
Maybe.
It's normal for me.
Do you wear cloth underwear when you sleep?
Do you look cute and sexy when you sleep?
No, I only look at myself when I sleep.
I don't wear cloth underwear.
When will a weird man come in?
Why do you show your cuteness to a weird man?
You're a service person.
Is your underwear cute?
Show me.
It's cheese underwear.
Your underwear is really yellow.
It's stained.
When I saw your underwear, it was stained.
It's yellow.
When I saw your underwear, it was stained.
When I saw it again, it had a cheese hole.
It's yellow cheese underwear.
It's all cheese.
It's a cheese design.
What design is it?
It's not a design underwear.
It's not good at all.
Why do you wear cheese underwear?
I think it's cute.
You wear it when you sleep.
You wear it with cheese underwear.
Isn't cheese underwear cloth underwear?
It's cloth underwear.
It's not cloth underwear that you wear in your room.
It's cute.
What do you do in the morning?
Before I said it, I thought it was nice to sleep in front of the TV.
But when I looked at the calendar, I was sleeping in front of the TV.
What happened in front of the TV?
Calendars come in from various holes.
Calendars come in from various holes?
The next segment is "TV rats".
It's strange. Even without Kojima-san, I'm fine.
There is no problem.
I didn't notice it.
The first segment is "TV rats' raw knowledge about Tano Yuka".
"TV rats' raw knowledge about Tano Yuka".
Tano will show his abs relatively easily.
In the past, when Tano's abs were introduced in "Kyowa Koku", he didn't show his abs.
But since then, the opportunity to show his abs has increased.
Tano, who has been paralyzed, has been able to show his abs anywhere, regardless of where he is.
Can you show me?
I'll show you.
You look stiff.
Does it hurt?
It hurts.
Really?
Can you show me?
Can you see it?
It's quite cracked.
It's cracked a lot.
Recently, I've been laughing a lot about my abs.
You look relaxed.
Can you show me?
It's crazy.
It's a necktie.
I see.
It's amazing.
It's cracking.
It's amazing.
It's cracking.
It's crazy.
It's amazing.
Do you work out?
No, I don't.
I don't work out at all.
Do you diet?
Do you work out?
I don't work out either.
So young.
Your turbo is hard.
It's really hard.
It's hard!
You look hard already.
Your muscles are tense as you stand up.
Why is that?
It's crazy.
You look like "senaka" (a female comedian in "senaka")
You look like Don Chi.
You look like "senaka" (a female comedian in "donchi")
Even if Shimada punches you, you'll be fine, right?
I'm totally fine!
Shimada has a lot of power!
I'm totally fine!
Yokoyama-san did it before.
You did it with all your might, Yokoyama?
Yes.
Tano's abs.
About the hard sword.
Oh, wow.
It looks hard.
Do you want me to do it?
Yes, it's fine.
I'm sorry for being noisy!
She's strong!
Are you okay?
I'm fine!
I'm scared!
Tano's abs were fine even if she was hit by Yokoyama.
Can the strong woman, Shimada's fist withstand it?
I'll do it.
What?
When she was about to lose to the summer heat, she changed her mood with AKB members' voices.
Hello? Have you arrived home yet?
I see. I've just arrived. Thank you for today.
Are you okay?
Are you really okay?
Tano-chan, you're so thin!
Oh, no!
I'm scared!
Oh, no!
Are you okay? Are you really okay?
Are you okay?
You're so thin!
I can't do it.
How was it?
Not at all.
Not at all?
Really?
I'm serious.
It was really bad.
Not at all?
It's really amazing.
Normally, you can do it with force, but you can't do it with muscles.
You're strong, Raja.
I can't do it at all.
That's amazing.
It's amazing that you didn't do anything.
It's important.
It's important and you can do it only with dancing?
Yes.
It's amazing.
How about Instagram?
Instagram?
I can't do it.
It hurts.
I can't do it.
It hurts.
I can't do it.
Muscle?
I can't do it.
Because you're in the same group.
That's right.
You're dancing in the same song.
You can dance, too.
Can I show you?
Yes, you can.
I can show you.
I can't do it.
Cute.
It's white.
It's white and soft.
Cute.
I can't do it.
You don't have to punch.
I can't do it.
TREVIAN's bean knowledge has a total of 119 points.
Next is TREVIAN's bean knowledge about Oshima Ryoka.
I'd like to say this, but please look forward to the next episode.
I was surprised because there were a lot of food.
I had a lot of fun today, too.
I'm Arizuna.
I'm Otsuzuna.