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Hello, we are AKB radio station!
This time, we have a lot of members, so we would like to ask the entertainers for their help.
Let me introduce them.
Hiroshi, Koume... Don't say "yes", please.
My parents told me to answer.
I will introduce the members, so don't say "yes", please.
Today's members are...
Hiroshi, Koume... Machine Guns, Time Machine...
Is there anyone you are interested in?
Let me see...
Everyone...
This is a real impression.
AKB members are...
Miyazaki, you like it, don't you?
You like it, don't you?
I like it.
You like it, don't you?
You're looking for your own funny points, aren't you?
Okay, let's go. The first corner is "The Truth of Rumors"!
Okay, let's go.
Rumors about Koumei Daiyuu, which was banned from the show.
Koumei Daiyuu can dance more sharply than his main job, AKB.
It's quite famous, but you like Michael Jackson, don't you?
I like Michael Jackson a lot.
He participated in the first Moonwalk World Championships held in Sagamiharashi.
Among them, he won first place in the comedy category.
I've seen this before and it's quite popular.
Thank you very much.
It was held in Sagamihara.
Why was it held in Sagamihara?
What's up with you?
Well, I'll show you.
Let's see.
Come forward.
Why is your VTR playing?
What's up with you?
I think it's a video.
It's not a video of that time!
Do it now!
The studio is small, so I think it's difficult.
Do it first, idiot.
Idiot.
Do it now!
It's okay, Koume-san!
It's okay! It's okay!
Do it at your own pace!
I knew you'd do it!
Take it easy! Take it easy!
Okay, then.
World Championships, Koume-san, Moonwalk, thank you!
Please! You can do it right now!
Please!
Are you okay, Koume-san?
I'm not afraid!
We're friends, so I'm worried!
I'm worried!
The costumes are different!
I'm worried!
Koume-san!
Koume-san, thank you!
Wow!
You're good!
Wow! What a cool step!
Unexpected!
Wow!
You're good!
How long are you going to do this?
Are you okay?
I'm fine!
Wow!
You're cool!
Stay there! Stay there!
Okay.
I'll do it.
I've never done it before!
Don't say that!
You're an AKB member, so...
See you later!
Huh?
Look at me! Look at me!
What is this?
What is this? This is my line!
You or her or either of you!
That's a little good!
What?
That's a little good!
Since you're dressed like that...
Is it that good?
Look at me! Look at me!
What?
Look at me!
Is it that good?
Look at her butt!
Her butt!
Look at her butt!
Look at me properly!
Her butt!
Do it properly!
Yes!
One, two...
Her butt is getting closer!
Isn't it harmonic love?
Harmonic love!
This is hard!
Harmonic love!
This is hard!
Let's continue.
A lot of people have heard about Toppreed.
Toppreed has prioritized AKB events over Ariyo's radio show.
That's the worst!
I've done it on my own radio show, so it's not that big of a deal.
Yes, that's right.
It was a draft meeting, wasn't it?
Yes, yes.
You prioritized the draft meeting and took a break from our radio show, didn't you?
Prioritizing...
That job came first, and then Ariyo's radio show came after that.
Since we couldn't separate them, we took a day off.
Is a draft meeting an important event for AKB?
It's important, but...
I had a foreign event this morning, so I went there and took a break.
Oh, for the draft.
Kojima-san didn't prioritize the draft that much.
Kojima-san may not have prioritized it, but it was pretty exciting.
Since we did it on the radio, I couldn't keep up with the tension.
What about the members? What about you, Ouya?
After all, the draft meeting is important.
I had a day off.
Yes, I had a day off that day.
What about you, Tanabe?
I had a day off, too.
Let's all work together.
What about you, Miyaguchi-san?
Me, neither.
What do you mean, "neither"?
No one participated!
You're the only one!
It was a great event!
It was so exciting!
No one participated, but it was fun.
It was fun!
There were some adult members in the draft.
I'm curious about Mr. Akimoto behind you.
Is it important for Mr. Akimoto to participate in the draft?
Well, it's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal!
There seems to be one more.
It's a rumor from Mozart and Schiller about Topprid.
Topprid said that Miyazaki's complimented sentence was disgusting.
Did you prepare a sentence?
Can you read it for me?
Do I have to read it?
What does it mean?
I host your show on a show called "Not TV."
I write down my impressions of you four every time.
I write it with the meaning of "you worked hard today."
Miyazaki version of it, right?
That's right.
Do I have to read it?
Yes, you do.
I can't make you read it.
Miyasu-san.
Miyasu-san?
Am I calling you Miyasu-san?
Everytime, everytime, thank you.
While showing your free spirit,
in the decided frame,
you slightly miss and decide the dot,
and go back slowly.
Thank you so much! Thank you!
How do you feel about this, Miyazaki?
It's long.
Ijima-san, is it a little long?
Who...what kind of gaze is that?
The other members also wrote it, right?
Of course, everyone wrote it.
How do you feel about receiving this?
I was very happy to receive it.
But it feels good to hear it in person.
I'm happy that you write to me a lot, but sometimes there's a market for it.
When I praise my favorite members, I get a market for it.
It's a little annoying.
Does it feel good?
It feels bad.
I feel sorry for you.
But it feels...
Bad.
It doesn't feel good.
You don't say it's good, do you?
You're the only one who grew up a lot.
Miyazaki?
We wanted you to know that.
We wanted you to know that you've changed.
What was it like to be called "Miyazaki"?
It felt bad.
You're like a teacher.
Don't you feel bad?
I feel bad, too.
I'm called "Shitaro".
It's a nickname that people don't call me.
I'm called "Shitaro".
When I'm with Shitaro, I can move forward on any ship that's about to collapse.
Shitaro makes me laugh like a magician.
At first, my fans were happy about it.
But recently, my fans feel bad about it.
Even my fans feel bad about it.
I didn't think you'd call me that.
I wanted you to know how I feel.
Congratulations.
Koumei, how do you feel?
I feel bad.
Don't call me that again.
Hiroshi's turn.
Hiroshi is pitiful.
I'm preparing to open a karaoke cafe.
But many people look down on me just because I say "one shot".
Actually, I'm too bored.
I want to open a karaoke cafe.
I rented a shop in April.
With rent.
And I put in interior construction.
The interior workers looked down on me.
At first, I was going to finish it in one day in January.
But I finished it in two months.
With a lot of work.
It's amazing.
I wonder why.
The owner there is amazing, too.
There is a distribution center in Fukuoka Prefecture.
There is a lot of traffic every day.
So I asked the owner if he could do something about it.
And the next day, I got a call from FABRIZ.
"Where are you?" I asked.
It's because it's a one-shot deal.
If it's on TV, the owner will call you.
I was licked a lot.
Don't you get angry?
If I get angry, I'll feel bad because I'm in the owner's house.
What kind of karaoke bar is it?
The name is...
Cafe & Karaoke Bar "Hiroshi's Shop".
The signboard is also a picture of Hiroshi.
Where is it?
It's above Nakano Hill.
It's almost one minute away.
And there is one more thing.
I was thrown something while I was talking.
Don't you have this?
No, we don't.
Only Koume-san nodded.
You have it, right?
No, we don't have candy or anything like that.
Why not?
Does candy change its purpose?
Candy changes its purpose.
It's nice inside, but I don't like the stone.
It's nice inside, but...
It's a bit like "yan-chan"?
Yes, it's like a local summer festival.
At first, I thought it would be "ohiriri".
At first, it's candy like Koume-san said.
But it gradually becomes "kan".
It gradually becomes bigger and bigger.
Have you ever seen a tire on the island?
What?
What is it?
A car tire.
I don't think there is such a thing in AKB.
There isn't, right?
There isn't, but I've been hit in the middle of my finger.
Hiroshi, I know you're having a hard time,
but during the meeting, the staff said that there are a lot of things that smell like lies.
Hiroshi, Hiroshi, it smells like lies.
Most of my jokes are based on the truth.
I don't listen to lies.
I started dating at 6 and got dumped at 9.
What?
It's true, it's true!
It's definitely a lie!
No, no, when we were in high school,
after school in the evening, a student asked me out and I said yes.
At 9 at night, I got a call and said, "I'm not going out with you."
It's true, it's true!
I got a job in mid-October.
In October?
Three years ago.
It's true, it's true.
The last one was a computer internet TV.
In mid-October.
A computer internet TV!
I didn't understand it well.
This is...
A stray cat growling and making a comeback.
This is...
First of all, it's a stray cat growling.
It's hard for a dog to make a comeback.
A cat...
Sorry, it's a lie.
The position of the sound is a lie.
It's a lie.
The tire at the end of the festival is also a lie!
To the lunch box! To the lunch box!
To the lunch box!
Next, from Bonsai, Machine Gunz's rumor.
Nishihori has a special rumor.
Don't say that!
You've never succeeded in messing with me so much, right?
Maybe not for once today.
I'll do my best!
No, well...
What I like about you is...
When you're really drunk, you forget everything.
You forget a lot of memories.
And...
When we were drinking together...
Audrey's young lover called me and said...
Let's drink together.
And that's how I met your young lover.
And he was really drunk...
Young lover! Young lover!
And we were hanging out like this.
And when I saw that, my young lover said...
You don't remember this, do you?
Wait, Nishihori, should I say it?
And she threw me two body blows.
And I said, "Whoa! Whoa!"
And that's how it happened.
I was so nervous!
I was sleeping outside the store.
After the commercial, an AKB member reveals her drinking failure!
Don't you have any drinking failures, AKB members?
What about you, Konima-san?
I fall asleep right away, too.
I was sleeping outside the store.
How do I say it...
It's like a dance floor outside of a building.
And then a friend of mine wrote me a newspaper article.
I fell asleep and woke up.
I see. Do you remember anything?
I remember how far I slept.
I woke up and thought, "There's a newspaper article."
So I went home.
I see.
What about you, Oya? You look like you're having a hard time.
It depends on who drinks.
But I think I made the biggest mistake, or I think I made a mistake at work.
I was really drunk.
I don't remember, but I think I was trying to go back to the bathroom.
So I fell asleep.
When I woke up in the morning, I had a bruise like a toilet paper.
For a while, I had a bruise like a toilet paper.
You have a good sense of humor.
I had a bruise like a toilet paper for about a month.
I was really angry about it.
A bruise like a toilet paper for a month?
For about a month, I had a bruise like a toilet paper.
A month?
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry.
What about you, Mia?
I drank until morning and went to the meeting place two days later.
There was a fast food restaurant next to the meeting place.
I went to the restaurant and asked the manager if I could use the restroom.
Did you go to bed there?
Yes.
That's an easy statement to give her.
I love alcoholic drinks.
Yes, so I do that a lot on the radio and stuff before I go on air.
That's good.
It works out pretty well in my case.
That's why I'm pretty strict about it.
But people who are weak-minded do it like that, right?
Yes, it might be like that.
Let's liven it up a little.
I'm still a minor, so I've never drunk before.
You want to drink?
Yes.
If you drank, is there anything you want to do?
What?
I want to see people getting into trouble on the train and stuff.
But I don't like that as a human being.
Oh, I see.
I don't want to be that kind of person.
A proper one?
Yes.
You don't want to be the kind of person who sleeps in the dance floor?
No, I don't want to be like that.
I see.
Akio sensei, you don't make mistakes when you drink?
I...
I'm a bit of an athlete, so I don't get drunk even if I drink.
Wow!
Yes.
So I don't really make mistakes when I drink.
You don't?
Well, I'm a successful person, so I've never made a mistake.
Wow!
Akio sensei!
So, I've been doing "gaya gaya gaya" and that's it.
That's it?
What's up?
It's Yamamoto.
The goddess of this week who will cheer you up with the official iPhone app is...
Hello? You caught a cold?
Why didn't you tell me?
How's your fever?
What's up?
No, no, you didn't call me. I have my own opinion.
Your own opinion?
You have your own opinion, don't you?
What's up with you?
Why are you surprised?
What's up with you?
Go!
What's up with you?
To Japanese politicians...
Well...
It's a consumption tax!
Well...
I don't want you to raise it if you can!
I object!
Okay.
Yes!
No, I mean...
Go! Go! Go!
It's not an opinion! It's not an opinion!
It's not an opinion!
It exists!
Education. Japanese education.
Japanese education.
Sometimes it does exist.
Education without tax.
Recovery!
Yes!
Okay.
I don't want you to say your opinion.
What's up with you?
It exists!
I'm not saying you're bad.
I want you to say your opinion!
What's the problem?
The worst thing about Yamamoto is that he's bad with girls.
That's not true! I want to do it!
Then read it.
The reason why all of Yamamoto's cheating has been exposed so far is...
Anyway, I'll go to the next woman the day after I get dumped.
That's it! That's what I want!
Let's do it from scratch.
Is that true?
No, it's a lie.
It's over.
Then it's over.
No, it's not!
It's a lie!
There was a flow of confession!
It's not a lie.
It's not a lie at all!
So, um...
It's not the day after you get dumped.
It's a few days later.
That's not good!
Fix it!
Ariosa, don't close it!
Ariosa, sit down and fix it!
Ariosa, don't look at the camera!
Don't look at me!
Don't look at the camera!
If you look at the camera, it'll end!
Kojima-san isn't someone who focuses that much.
Is it too much?
It's too much!
Thank you for watching "Ariosa AKB" today!