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Tonight, that project comes back for the first time in two years. It is...
AKB DREAM MATCH SPECIAL!
Up until now, this show has shown great chemistry between comedians and AKB members.
What kind of battle will this show us for the seventh time?
Of course, the winning pair will receive luxurious prizes.
And this time, the comedians who will collaborate with AKB are...
Right now, we're only casting popular comedians.
Thank you.
How was it?
Right now, we're only casting popular...
Right now, we're only casting popular comedians.
Thank you.
Hm?
Let it out! Let it out! Let it out!
AKB members and comedians will collaborate.
From now on, they will reveal their stories in the studio.
We will be judging their stories.
Thank you for your cooperation.
What's up with you? You're dressed in black suits again.
I've been doing this for a while now.
Oh, you're participating?
Yes.
That's great.
I'm looking forward to it.
The rest of it is normal, as usual.
I'm dressed in white.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's usually a pair!
It's usually two pairs! You know what I mean, right? Two pairs!
She's dressed in two pairs.
When did you say that?
What did you say?
Pants.
No, you said it with your eyes.
You're fine with that, aren't you?
Yes, I'm totally fine with it.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm more nervous about this than this.
I'm really nervous.
It's obvious that we're not doing well.
Koumei-san, is it okay for you to do it with someone else?
Me?
I'm talking to you.
She suddenly got angry.
You're okay, right?
I'm okay.
You're not nervous, are you?
No, I'm nervous.
How are you doing, ma'am?
I'm fine. I'm doing fine.
Oh, really?
You're my relative I haven't seen in a while!
I was so absorbed in your impersonation that I forgot about the seaweed.
I'm sorry!
I was so absorbed in your impersonation that I forgot about the seaweed.
I'm sorry!
Let's reveal the story!
♪ I only say "throw" ♪
"Knees" is OK!
♪ Nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan ♪
That's not how you do it!
The Top Busters are...
A.K.A.B.'s comedian, Mayu Ogasawara and...
Oh, excuse me!
TIME MACHINE
Sound!
I tried to figure out what people can do...
and what kind of impersonations they're good at.
What kind of science reactions will they show us?
I'll win for sure!
Do your best, Matthew!
You're making me do it!
Thank you for coming!
"TIME MACHINE" is...
Yamamoto,
Ogasawara,
and Akimoto.
Thank you for coming!
I want to become more popular and become a center.
That's good.
Who are you?
You can't say that!
She's a member, so she should know!
I'm sorry.
To be honest, everyone under 10th place in the general election looks the same.
Stop it, Sensei!
It shouldn't be like that!
Then, do you know who I am?
Oh, it's Takamina!
She's awesome!
I'll do my best!
My eyebrows!
Your eyebrows!
You two look like you're having fun.
Shut up!
Her wig!
Shut up!
It's amazing you can come out like this in silence!
I'll do my best!
Who are you?!
Get him!
Sensei, who is she?
Is she one of us?
Yes, she is.
She's not one of you.
She's not someone you'd like.
She's good at writing, but...
Then, do you know who I am?
Sensei, good morning!
Oh, it's Kabuto!
Thank you for the food!
She's scary!
What? Kojiharukun?!
Are you serious?!
Ben, don't eat it!
I'll eat it!
I want to be popular like Kojima-san and become beautiful!
That's right!
His photo album was really beautiful!
You don't get it at all!
That's not Kojima's power!
It's Photoshop's power!
You can't say that!
But he has a marshmallow body and a great style!
From the top...
It's round!
It's a real marshmallow body!
His nipples are also beautiful cherry-colored!
His nipples are also beautiful!
What about you?
What are you talking about?
I'm already a cherry blossom!
What do you mean by "green"?
Isn't his nipples' color "green" too disgusting?
But if you want to be in the center, you have to be popular!
That's right!
What kind of popularity do you have?
Well, I have a girl's heart!
And my seniors and juniors love me!
That's too long!
It's too long and hard to understand!
You know what? Being popular is simple!
Kojima, look at me! When it comes to clothes, underwear, horse, butt, this is it!
You can be recognized for your butt!
It's true, it's easy to understand.
It's easy to understand, isn't it?
What does it look like?
Fluffy, wrinkled, plump?
It's okay! It's okay! You can do it in this group!
That's what's important! The nickname is the same!
Kojima, Haruna, Kojiharu! It's easy to understand, isn't it?
It's hard to understand "marching" with thin eyebrows!
If you have thin eyebrows, you can say "oh you"!
Is it really okay? Can you say "oh you"?
Teacher, that's cruel!
But it's true!
No matter how stubborn I am, if you call me "oh you", it will overflow with anger!
She accepted "oh you"!
She wanted you to feel some resistance for being "oh you"!
But I really want to become the center!
Yes, that feeling is important!
Then I'll put you in the center group!
A new group!
RGK48!
What is it?
Ryogoku!
No, no, what kind of idea is that?
I thought it was "Ryogoku 48"!
Everyone is... well!
No, it's not right for a fat man to imitate a fat man.
Mr. Ken Naoko, you don't have to put your nose in the salon table.
You don't have to do that.
No, it's okay. You don't have to ride it.
Everyone, thank you.
What do you mean by "thank you"?
You don't say "thank you" to customers, do you?
Calm down, customers. What are you doing?
Salt sun.
That's not what it means.
Salt sun is not like that.
Play us a song.
One, two, three, four!
I wanted to ride it. I wanted to throw it. I wanted to push it. Yes!
Go away!
I'm not a knight.
You're not a knight, are you?
I'm scared of heights.
You're scared of heights.
I'm not good at bending.
You look like you're having fun. I want to do it, too.
K-Bo-Chu.
What is "k-bo"?
I practiced "k-bo" so much. What is "k-bo" anyway?
What are you doing here all of a sudden?
Do you want me to shine a light on you?
No, it's okay. Don't respond to him.
It's okay.
Cryoget!
You're just a fat guy who likes fried food.
Teacher, I'm trying to be a nice fat guy.
No, you're trying to be the center. Stop it!
Thank you very much!
Wow!
K-Bo-Chu is amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing.
It's enough...
Well...
How can I say it?
It's enough for me to reach the semi-final.
Wow!
It's enough for me to reach the semi-final.
It's enough for you, isn't it?
It's enough for me to reach the semi-final.
I'm glad you said that.
If you say "my soul is not confined", you can't reach the final.
Right.
The judges will decide later, but you can reach the semi-final, right?
Right.
Ms. Ogawa, how was it?
First of all, you were a top batter, so I was nervous.
And you were there, so I was nervous, too.
Thank you very much.
Why are you nervous?
Why am I nervous?
Your impersonation was good today.
Thank you very much.
Could you do it again, Kojima-san?
Oh, it's a beetle. I'll eat it.
I can't eat it.
It's not like that.
What were three of Kojima-san's good points?
Kojima-san's good points are...
His fluffy legs are like bread.
That's right.
What about his image?
His image is...
His butt is like a horse's butt.
I thought so, too.
I totally agree with you.
By the way, Arif-san...
You said you didn't like Yamamoto-san's face.
I haven't seen Yamamoto-san's face even in this show.
You haven't seen it?
Even though it stands out so much?
I passed by him about three times, but he didn't look me in the eye even once.
That's true.
I don't hate you. I really don't hate you.
Time Machine No. 3, Oga-san and Ramea.
The next challenger...
Who will pair up with Shizuka Ohya?
Good morning.
She is a top leader with a lot of talent.
I'll do it!
She is a top leader who knows about genin-1 akb.
And Ohya, who knows about akb-1.
Will they be able to form the strongest tag team?
It's perfect.
If you don't laugh, I'll make you smile.
She is a volunteer athlete.
I'll make you smile!
I'll do it!
Ohya, please go to the studio.
Good morning, I'm Shizuka Ohya.
Please go to the studio.
Ariyoshi is waiting for you.
Ariyoshi!
Ohya, are you okay?
Ariyoshi is terrified.
She was told that the cell rate of her thighs is terrible in the studio.
Ariyoshi is terrified.
I'm scared.
Ariyoshi, I'm scared.
Are you scared?
I'm not scared.
Are you okay?
I'm not scared.
You are kind.
Can you do what you always do before the show?
What?
Can you do what you always do before the show?
I'm waiting in the studio.
Can you do what you always do?
I'm waiting in the studio.
Can you do it?
Please!
I'll do it!
Please hurry up.
I'll check and work on Ariyoshi's breathing measures!
Please do it!
- Did you brush your teeth?! - I did!
- Did you fix your makeup?! - I did!
- Check your stomach! - I'm a little hungry!
- I think it's because I ate 12 boxes of chocolate cookies this morning! - You ate too much!
- I'm sorry! - How much do you eat? It's one dozen!
- Boyan! - Yes!
- Ariyoshi is the type of woman who is a little Americanized and has a big butt. Get fatter! - Yes, I will!
- I'm not telling you to get fatter! - For Ariyoshi's sake, do one thing you do every day!
- Drink one liter of milk! - Why is that?!
- Don't betray Ariyoshi's expectations of me for claiming to be one of the most famous people in the world! - Is that so?!
- Is that what you're saying?! - Two things!
- I eat tofu and natto every day! - Why is that?!
- Isofrabon has a bust-up effect! Don't betray Ariyoshi's expectations of me for claiming to be one of the most famous people in the world! - I don't expect anything from you!
- I don't think you expect anything from me! - Three things!
- Get rid of your hair! - Why is that?!
- Ariyoshi will sit on my right side today! For that, I got rid of only my right half of my hair! - Why?!
- Get rid of your left side! - Okay!
- Check your socks! - I'm okay with my knees!
- Are you okay with your knees?! - Yes!
- Why are you okay with your knees?! - In the past, I used to call you "the messy one" with my knees!
- You poor thing! - You poor thing!
- Are you being told like that?! - Simulation! - Yes!
- When Ariyoshi comes, I'll say I'm thirsty! - I'll give you ice coffee!
- If you're not feeling well... - I'll put milk in it!
- If Ariyoshi is in a terrible mood... - I'll give you orange juice with carbonated water!
- Okay! - Okay!
- I don't think it's decided yet! - Ariyoshi's ideal woman, check!
- Name your ideal woman! - Okay!
- Ariyoshi is basically an "m" woman, so he likes "s" women, but...
- Instead of "s" women, Ariyoshi likes "m" women who teach "s" women and do "s" with all their might!
- I don't get it! You said it well! - Yes!
- What is that?! - Let's practice! - Okay!
- Practice?! - You want me to beat you up, don't you?!
- Are you okay with that? - That's not what I meant!
- These candles are really hot! Be careful not to get burned! - That's not what I meant!
- You want me to beat you up, don't you?! - That's not what I meant!
- Okay! - Okay!
- That's all for Ariyoshi's ideal woman, check! Thank you for coming! - Thank you for coming!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Kojima Aruna is waiting for you! - Kojima Aruna?!
- Kojima Aruna is starting a countermeasure check! - That's enough!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- How was it, Ms. Sugoumi? - Yes!
- You were better at rehearsal. - That's how it is.
- You were nervous, weren't you? - Yes, I was.
But I'm going to do my best.
What about you, Mr. Harry?
- Well, I have a lot of excuses, but... - What excuses do you have?
Mr. Ohya has beautiful knees.
- I'm just kidding. - Oh, really?
Show me your knees.
See? They're dirty!
Hide your knees!
- Hide your knees! - Hide them!
How about your cellulite?
Can you show me your cellulite?
An idol shouldn't do that!
Hide your cellulite!
- Your cellulite is amazing! - What?
Your cellulite is amazing!
- Hide your cellulite! - Hide it!
- How about your boobs?
- Did you lose some weight? - I did!
Yes, but my boobs are still there.
Please support me!
I'm not looking at you like that!
Stop it!
- She said it herself! - She said it herself.
What about you, Ms. Izuta?
I often collaborate with Mr. Toppurido, but...
I think he's a comedian.
- What do you think of him? - I thought he was just a fan!
He's always laughing at the members' funny lines.
I thought he was working as a comedian.
That's good. That's a new side of you.
A new side of you!
Thank you very much!
That was Ms. Toppurido and Mr. Oyapear!
Next up is Machine Guns and Mr. Tanabe and Ms. Mikupear!
I'm mad right now!
The third group of AKB dream match is Machine Guns and Tanabe and Miku!
You can't say that!
You're going to lose here.
It's going to happen at the last moment.
- This is the most unfortunate moment of your life. - I know!
- So... - Yes!
- Tanabe is going for the first try! - Let's do it!
Will he keep up with Machine Guns, who's playing with bullets?
A lot of people do this kind of thing, but...
Kojima-san is better at it than you are.
- I like it. - You're perfect for it.
Perfect for it?
I'm definitely going to win!
Right?!
So, I'm really mad right now, but...
What are you mad about?!
I want to join Otapro!
Oh, you want to join Otapro?!
Yeah, so I did some research online, and I found out that Otapro people are called "dirty bastards"!
No way!
So I came to find out about you too!
Oh, thank you, thank you!
She came to find out about you!
I see, I should read this!
Thank you!
Wow, this is great news for my juniors!
Question!
It's a question about Sashara Rio-san!
What do you think is good about Sashara-san?
That's not it!
You're a bad guy!
That's not it!
You're a bad guy!
No, I'm a junior!
I have a great answer!
I love being ugly too!
That's not it!
No one's going to praise you for it!
This is my senior!
Senior!
I want to meet you in private, but what should I do?
What is this?!
You're a bad guy!
You want me to answer you, right?
I think there's a way, but waiting in front of your house is certain.
That's not it!
I want to know!
You're a bad guy!
You're angry!
That's not it!
It's about Sashara Rio-san!
Question!
Did Sashara Rio-san form a duo with someone before?
If you know, please tell me!
I don't know!
If you know, please tell me!
Search it on Hitchhike!
That's not it!
That's a great answer!
Answer!
Forests are dangerous!
Your ex-partner isn't spinning around in front of you!
Oh! A big question has come!
Question! Why do guys kiss each other? Isn't it gross? Is it that?
Which one is it?!
Which one are you talking about, you idiot?!
Which one is being blamed and which one is being blamed?!
It's not like that!
Answer! Don't you like pleasant things?
That's not it! I'm not doing pleasant things! I'm not kissing you because I want to!
Oh, it's Dachshund Club again!
Question! Not only girls, but why isn't Terakado Jimon popular among men as well?
Why isn't he popular?!
Jimon is popular!
He's popular!
Don't answer!
Answer! Is it because he's always lying on TV?
Don't answer!
Jimon isn't lying!
He might be lying!
A big question has come!
Big question!
Question! Do you like Naomi Kawashima?
Don't ask me that!
Answer! I don't like it!
At his age, kissing a dog or something like that is really disgusting!
Don't ask me that!
I'm not kissing a dog!
I'm licking a dog's mouth!
Don't ugly people have decent relationships?
I haven't had a decent relationship since I was 20 years old!
By the way, celebrities who are said to resemble me are Yamada Kuniko, Fujiwara Norika, and Horikita Amaki!
What kind of face is that?!
Don't ask me that, you idiot!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Answer! It's important for your heart to be clean!
I'm said to resemble Sato Eriko and Iijima Naoko, but my husband is ugly!
You're a bad guy!
You're a dirty heart, you idiot!
This is terrible!
You're a dirty heart, you idiot!
Excuse me! If you were to report a dirty heart like Hikoma, how would you do it?
What are you talking about?!
You're an idol!
Don't call me a dirty heart!
You're a dirty heart, you idiot!
Answer me! You're like a smelly jewelry box!
You're the worst!
You're a dirty heart, you idiot!
Alright! Let's go home!
Thank you very much!
How was it?
I didn't think she'd be this angry!
I don't usually get angry, so I can't stop sweating!
I can't stop sweating!
She had a soul!
You read it well! You read it well!
Can you say it in another way?!
You read it well!
If you show it to me, I can't read it!
You read it well!
What do you want us to do?!
Ask her!
How was it?
Isn't there anyone else?
She must be doing it in a mean way!
Can I say something?
I don't know what you're saying because you're talking too fast!
Can we do it, too?!
Let's ask Koume.
How was it, Koume?
It was deep and I couldn't understand the meaning of the words.
I don't know what you're talking about!
Why do you only ask weird people?!
Because you're clever!
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One more time!
No, I'm sorry!
Cut it out!
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