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Tonight's show is also started by Ariyoshi and AKB Kyogoku!
Yeah!
Today's guest is this member.
Yes, I'm AKB48's machinko, Saramayo!
Nice to meet you!
Please tell us about today's show.
Yes, today's guest is Kojima-san, who is featured in "Ano Kata".
Eh? Eh?
Yasumura-san?
Who is it?
Kojima-san, you have a big mouth, but it's okay.
It's been a while.
Now, I, Kojima Haruna, will start the VTR of "Ano Kata" that I like!
Kojima Haruna entertainers who love Kojima Haruna have gathered.
Kojima-san's shiny thighs, right?
Ah! That's right!
And Kojima-san's ramen has gained a high viewing rate that is not like a republic.
Kojima-san's ramen is now considered to be on fire.
However, the staff noticed that there was a shadow actor who livened up both projects.
That is...
Ah, it's here!
Come here!
It's here!
How is it?
I have to wait.
This kind of guy...
It's here! It's here!
Hey, don't put it in the studio!
Yes, it's gentle rain.
Matsuzaki.
When we asked the rain-dead and better people about it...
I've been watching it a lot lately.
It's funny.
It's like an interview.
It's funny at school, too.
It's funny.
Matsuzaki fever was already happening.
It's a heatstroke.
This man of the Kyomoto family.
In fact, in the gourmet industry...
In 2015, Matsuzaki-san's influenced gourmet...
In other words, Matsuzaki gourmet became a hot topic.
Therefore, this time...
A special feature of Matsuzaki gourmet filled with the charm of gentle rain and Matsuzaki!
Here's an apology for all of you AKB fans.
It's a project unrelated to AKB.
It's a story of who's going to watch it.
After this, we've prepared a tremendous development.
Please stay with us for a while.
Now, I'd like to introduce you to Matsuzaki gourmet.
Today, we're inviting a special guest.
A guest?
Who is it?
Hello!
Everyone, it's the real Matsuzaki!
As expected.
How do you feel meeting the real Matsuzaki?
I'm so excited!
Thank you for joining us in the scene where Matsuzaki appears.
The delicious food will appear soon, so please stay tuned!
The first restaurant we visited in Shibuya is "meat bar"
Last August, it became "meat expert's bar"
Although it only uses English-ranked beef, it offers a reasonable price for young people living in Shibuya.
We will eat food with chopsticks from the name of "Kappo" (kappo)
Thank you for waiting!
This is Matsuzaki gourmet's hand-pulled hamburger steak!
It smells so good!
It's so thick!
It looks so good!
Is this Matsuzaki gourmet?
What do you serve here?
I don't know.
Please shake it.
Shake it? The plate?
It's shaking!
It's shaking because it's Matsuzaki gourmet's stomach that's shaking!
I see!
Now that you mention it...
It's shaking!
Matsuzaki gourmet's stomach that's shaking is beautifully reproduced with a round and large hamburger steak!
In addition, the elasticity is Matsuzaki gourmet's stomach itself!
Ah! Elasticity!
It's the same!
In order to reproduce Matsuzaki gourmet's stomach, the meat is quickly mixed in order for the fat of the meat not to melt.
The air is removed and the shape is gently shaped.
There is a point that reproduces that jiggly texture even when it's being grilled...
But that's a company secret!
Finally, if you sprinkle a special demi-glass sauce made of several types of herbs and beef tenderloin...
The most popular dish in the restaurant, Matsuzaki- gurume, has been completed.
With chopsticks and a fork, this is Matsuzaki- gurume's new feature.
Just by looking at the meat, you know it's Matsuzaki- san, don't you?
Where is it?
Don't you know?
Where is the meat?
Where is it, Matsuzaki-san?
Look at Matsuzaki-san's face carefully.
Oh, it's sweat!
Yes, as soon as the hamburger was finished, the meat kept overflowing.
It was a reference for Matsuzaki-san's sweat that doesn't stop once it comes out of the hamburger.
It's a shame that it ends with chopsticks.
Wow, it's so good!
The umami and sweetness of the meat overflows in my mouth.
I can't forget it once I eat it.
It's so good!
The taste of the meat is strong and it's a taste that anyone can support.
Hey, hey, don't say that!
I'm sorry it's only Matsuzaki.
If you're an AKB fan, please enjoy this video for now.
In addition, it seems that this store manager himself is also affected by Matsuzaki.
Matsuzaki-san, you know, only two-dimensional women can love each other, right?
The store manager, being affected by Matsuzaki- san, can only love cows.
What? Really?
Only love cows?
The store manager, who can only love cows,
only uses English-ranked female cows for the store's food.
Female cows have less oil content than male cows,
so the moment you eat it, you get a mild and rich taste of oil that spreads in your mouth.
Also, since it's small in size, the taste of meat is condensed.
It's a hamburger that's become delicious thanks to Matsuzaki-san, right?
Yes, that's right.
Thank you for telling us about the charm of gentle rain in Matsuzaki!
As a thank you for your cooperation, we'd like to introduce you to one more item.
This is wagyu carpaccio made with female cows' red meat.
It's a refreshing taste with paprika and zucchini that we picked up from Tsukiji,
and balsamic vinegar.
The meat of female cows melts in your mouth.
For lunch, you can enjoy an even better lunch set.
If you're interested, please visit our store!
Here is our next store that sells Matsuzaki gourmet food.
Ikejiri Yabu Soba
This is a famous Japanese soba restaurant that is well- known for its soba.
Excuse me.
This is absolutely delicious.
This is spicy miso ramen.
It's a miso flavor that's rare for soba.
Ramen is popular right now, right?
Ramen, especially miso ramen.
That's why we added miso to Japanese soba.
I'm a ramen critic, but I feel like I lost to soba this time.
Really?
Spicy miso no. 7 praised by Ishigami.
Where is this Matsuzaki gourmet food?
You can tell that Matsuzaki-san is influenced by its appearance, right?
Appearance?
Don't you notice it?
Where is it?
It's fluffy.
Fluffy?
Hair!
It's exactly like green onions.
That's right.
The fluffy green onions on top of the noodles are Matsuzaki and Uri.
Let's eat.
It looks good.
It's good.
It's smooth.
The soba that the owner makes every morning is smooth like Matsuzaki's skin.
And Matsuzaki's best point of this dish is, in fact, the soup.
It's spicy.
It's like Matsuzaki's moderate spicy taste.
That's right.
I don't hate spicy food.
It's nothing for me.
This is a must for Matsuzaki's spicy taste.
By mixing these two kinds of miso, Matsuzaki's dish is more complete.
The owner of this restaurant also admires Matsuzaki.
Is it true?
I admire Matsuzaki.
I've been practicing dancing since I became this age.
I'm influenced by many people.
Something terrible will happen to Matsuzaki soon.
But before that...
We've featured only Matsuzaki.
Please watch AKB eat this soba.
I want to eat this!
The miso-flavored soft-boiled egg and soft-boiled egg yolk are entwined in the noodles.
You'll be satisfied with both your stomach and your heart.
It's so good!
If you're interested in this restaurant, please come and visit!
Everything is so delicious and it's the best!
It's too good that I want to sing!
Let's do it!
Eh?
Let's sing!
Let's sing together!
Eh?
One, two, three, four!
Matsuzaki gourmet is...
Really the best!
But Ishii is...
After this, Matsuzaki will be pushed to the bottom of the well,
At the end, please accompany him in his true feelings!
Ah, I got it!
The pale-skinned Ishigami-san also did his best, but this project is a complete lie!
Actually, behind this, the "Matsuzaki Prank" project was progressing!
We installed hidden cameras in each location and checked all of Matsuzaki's actions!
By the way, at the beginning of the program, we asked about bears!
Everyone, I'm sorry for deceiving you!
And so, from now on, we will quiz the actors about their actions!
Pittanko Matsuzaki-chan!
Ariyoshi-san, Kojima-san, and the A.K.B. team will answer separately!
For those who answer correctly in the quiz, we also have luxurious products!
The day before the fake location, Matsuzaki was called to the practice room of the agency by his partner Yoshimoto for a prank meeting!
From now on, the prank for Matsuzaki will start!
More than that, it's a new prank, right?
Settings...
Is there anything you want to do?
Even if you ask him for an idea for a story, Matsuzaki can't answer anything and stays silent.
Sad.
It's the 12th year in April, right?
This year...
And...
It hasn't worked at all and it's been coming all the time...
That low consciousness...
That's what you think, don't you?
No matter how many times I say it, Matsuzaki doesn't come up with an idea for the story, and Yoshimoto is dissatisfied with it.
How many times do I have to tell you this story?
I'm tired of it.
I wonder if it's you, don't you think?
The way you talk?
Yoshimoto smiles for the third time.
Of course, this is a prank.
This is a lie.
It's you, isn't it?
Even if it's you who operated it, it's definitely not me.
Confused.
I want to break up.
Matsuzaki doesn't say a word in shock.
Think about it today.
I'll do my best.
I'll be nice to you.
Don't say that.
Are you crazy?
See you tomorrow.
I'll call you later.
Thank you for your hard work.
What should I do tomorrow?
Hello!
Comedian "Kind Rainy Matsuzaki" convinced the staff that he is worthy of this show's ratings.
They plan to make "Matsuzaki gourmet".
But that's a complete lie!
The day before the shoot, "Matsuzaki gourmet" decided to break up with his partner.
They decided to check it out with a hidden camera.
By the way, on that day, his partner "Yoshimoto" became a couple in 9 seconds.
"Matsuzaki gourmet" doesn't know about it and decided to shoot in a peaceful country.
But his expression is either heartless or darker than usual.
- How are you? - I'm fine.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me.
- I'll go and cook. - Please wait a moment.
- You're not a couple today, right? - Not today.
- You two are close, right? - Yes, we are.
- There are other couples who are not close at all. - Yes, there are.
- They don't talk to each other in the dressing room. - Really?
If you compare them, you can say that they are still close.
"Matsuzaki gourmet" is a little confused by the "couple in 9 seconds" from "AKB".
"Matsuzaki gourmet" looked sad when the camera was stopped.
But he's putting all his energy into shooting.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me.
- I'll go and cook. - Thank you for having me.
The camera was stopped again.
- I'll go and get a mirror. - Okay.
Tano takes off his seat and gets on the bus.
It's really fun, bus.
It's really fun.
- Do you like it? - I like it...
- I want to see it! - No, it's not my voice.
- It's my appearance. - No, I'm sorry.
I don't do anything.
It's so funny!
Mr. Satan.
- It's my appearance. - No, it's not.
What do you think about it?
My partner has a lot of people who look like me.
- What? - So if there are people with messy hair, it's Matsuzaki-chan.
Matsuzaki-chan is grateful that her partner Yoshimoto is thinking of a story for her own sake.
Then, when Tano came back...
- What should we do? - I'm sleepy.
- It's really boring. - I knew it.
- The way they sit is... - Scary.
- It's like they're waiting for you. - I'm sure they'll be really persistent later.
These scary people are in front of the store where Tano saw them.
Of course, it's a set up for a show.
And here's the problem!
After this, these scary people will get involved with AKB.
What did Matsuzaki-chan do at that time?
For the first question, please answer with "no hint".
By the way, we can't spend money on products this time as well.
So, for those of you who got it right, we'll give you Kojima-san's personal belongings!
- Yay! - Thank you!
The first product of the day is this!
Every week, a new iPhone app is released!
This week, Nakata Chisato's cute kiss video will be broadcast!
Hey, look over here!
I love you!
The first product of the day is this!
Ta-da!
- This is Kojima-san's favorite hat! - Yay!
- It's really fashionable! - It looks good on you!
I've been wearing it for a while now!
In order for you all to get this product, and in order for Kojima-san to protect his personal belongings...
- Please do your best! - We'll do our best!
Now, let's hear the answer from the AKB team!
- Go ahead! - I'll give you a secret two - dimensional premium item!
- Oh, you'll give us this, so please forgive us! - Yes, that's how it is.
- Next up is Kojima-san! - Yes!
He'll imitate Mr. Satan!
We'll have you forgive us with that!
- ARMYs are strong-willed, you know? - What?!
- You're crazy! - That's not true!
Now, let's hear the answer! Here's the video!
Decision
After being told goodbye, Matsuzaki-chan, who looks sad and depressed, has another surprise in store for her!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you!
- That's all for today's show! - Yes!
Matsuzaki-chan and I would like you to go back to the station and say goodbye!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for the food!
Matsuzaki-chan and AKB members are told to return to the bus first!
And then, the three of them...
- No, no, no... - Stop it!
- Take a picture of me! - No, no...
- I'm sorry! - No, no...
- Let me talk! - No, no...
- Wait! - It's okay!
- A picture's fine! - No, no, no...
- I'm sorry! - Who are you?
- I'm a staff member! - I'm a staff member...
Matsuzaki-chan defends AKB without hesitation against the Yankees!
- Who are you? - I'm a staff member of this show!
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- A picture's not allowed! - Why not?
- I've seen you before... - You look like Taro Hakasu!
- You look like him! - I'm sorry!
- You look like him! - You look like him!
And so, the correct answer was...
She said she's a staff member of this show...
But she defended AKB from the Yankees!
And so, it's a shame! They're all correct!
Kojima-san, you were close!
There's no correct answer!
And so, I'll be taking this hat!
But it's amazing!
It smells good!
I did it!
This week is up to here!
We'll continue next week!
If it's you, what will you do?
I'll leave before anyone else!
I don't know!