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The 5th anniversary of Shuku, the Kyoha Koku Family Radio Station!
To commemorate the 5th anniversary of Shuku,
we've always been with Kyoha Koku.
We're here with the family of Kyoha Koku.
Without this person, we wouldn't have been able to celebrate our 5th anniversary.
They always respond to our requests,
sing wonderful songs,
and dance for us!
Ramen critic Hideyuki Ishigami!
Rock, paper, scissors!
He's shown various AKB members his adult charm!
Sexy electrician Rada Okazaki!
He's good at ocart, such as "Yuuma" and "Toshi Densetsu".
He can even perform for us!
Bintaro Yamaguchi!
Thanks to this person, AKB broke away from being idols.
Animal researcher Machida Hank!
Kojima-san, what do you think of this "all-stars"?
It's amazing!
"All-stars" is amazing!
There's so much to do!
I feel like I'm in the same family as these people.
It's so hard!
I can't show it to my parents!
We're in the same group like today's show!
And now, AKB with "Nigiyakashini"!
Oya, Tanabe, Uchida, Matsui, Suzuki!
What do you think of these teachers? Mr. Ushigami, Mr. Bintaro, Mr. Park?
Mr. Bintaro?
I'm just saying hello.
Out of the three of you, I think I'm the best.
I think it's a little shallow.
But I'm not "B" either.
Well, it doesn't matter. You're my target audience.
Here we go.
The first segment is "Treviana Izumi".
The members of AKB will press the button on their cheeks.
Thank you for joining us.
Let's get started.
First up is "Treviana Bean Knowledge" for Mr. Ishigami Hideyuki.
Mr. Hideyuki Ishigami...
His relationship with the AKB staff...
Has sometimes been seen as evil.
Well, it's a story about who is interested in it.
Today's broadcast is at 27 o'clock.
It's really the most uninterested story among all stories, isn't it?
We're doing it at 27 o'clock, so please forgive us.
When the director of the Republic of Korea and Mr. Ishigami got into a fight,
Mr. Ishigami took the woman the director had been aiming for since his student days.
Oh, no!
No, this is 100% Mr. Hayashi's fault.
It's true.
If Mr. Hayashi had told me in advance that there is a woman who is interested in it, I would never have done it.
I think it's pretty important to respect and respect people.
But Mr. Hayashi must have been confident.
I'm sure Mr. Hayashi didn't say it on purpose because he wanted to appeal that he could have it.
Mr. Ishigami seems to have been aiming for it for many years, but it was easily brought back.
No, Mr. Ishigami likes kompa.
What's good about it?
It's not that I like kompa, it's like Ikigai.
It's not that I'm doing it with a half-hearted and light feeling.
We call kompa "a game covered in blood and love".
We're really serious about it.
It's not like we're doing it lightly.
What's the goal line?
The goal line?
The goal line is the last one, right?
After all, it's fun for the two of us.
Of course, it's fun for adults.
Mr. Funk, do you do kompa?
No, I don't think I've ever done kompa before.
No, I go there a lot with karaoke.
I like karaoke.
By the way, what's karaoke number 18?
"Apache Baseball Team".
Mr. Ishigami, how fast are you doing it now?
It's a really sad story, but there were some teams that had been doing kompa together for a long time, but they're all getting married and leaving.
That's why it's decreasing.
I've been doing it about five times a week for about 20 years, but in the past year or two, I've been doing it about four times a week.
You're doing it, though.
For example, in a group marriage, what level would I be at in a group marriage?
The position in a group marriage may be subtle, but in general, it's a joke.
You don't have a face.
Ishigami-san, if you had a member around here, who would you choose just for a face?
That would be Kojima-san.
Kojima-san?
Let's exclude Kojima-san!
Exclude Kojima-san?
Let's exclude Kojima-san and include Okazaki- sensei.
Okazaki-sensei is out of the question.
But as expected, everyone is pretty.
Uchida-san.
Oh, Uchida-san!
I like her.
That's good.
Can you bring her home?
No, I can't.
She has a very high self-esteem.
Even in a group of people, it's hard for me to bring her home.
She's very pretty.
For example, if there's a model, but she's not a model.
It's hard for me to bring her home.
Ariose-san, you might know this, but she has the prettiest talent eggs.
She has a lot of talent.
Rather than going to a certain position, it's better for you to be a reader model before you go there.
That's the worst.
I still don't know if I'm a great talent or a model.
That's the worst.
I can't even talk properly.
I see.
You still don't know the reality.
So, Ishigami-san's "trevianna" information has increased by 290 points.
Let's continue with Ishigami-san's "trevianna" information.
Ishigami Hideyuki...
To the Republic staff...
I'm angry.
You're always angry.
When we collaborated with Yasashii Ame for Kojima Haruna Ramen...
Matsuzaki-kun and Harmonica-san did a joint competition...
But for Ishigami-san, who has a very thick skin...
It was unbearable.
Of course it is.
This is the scene.
I'm sorry!
I'm proud of myself for doing it...
But I have a very thick skin.
I'll tell you an episode.
I'm sorry for talking about dirty things...
It's late, so I'll say it.
For example, when you're outside and you have a stomachache...
I can't use the bathroom outside...
When I have a stomachache, I always check in at the hotel.
That's right.
Even if it's only for a month's hotel fee, it's a lot of money.
That's a lot of money.
When I go to a city where there are no hotels...
I keep sweating oil.
That's terrible.
Especially harmonica, with that old man.
Harmonica has a big air hole in it.
It was terrible.
How about a cute older sister?
That's not bad at all.
A cute older sister is not dirty, but a comedian is dirty.
That's a dirty person among human beings.
Do you have anything else?
I have a good one.
When I got special make-up on by that wolf-man,
the staff members were holding me with a knife,
but my cheek was cut off.
Really?
It hurts so much.
It hurts, doesn't it?
It happens a lot.
They cut me in such a messy way.
Are you okay? Are you mad?
Don't you feel ashamed of the staff?
Well, I do feel a little bit.
Every time they bring me here,
they say they don't like animals.
That's true.
They say I'm like a cockroach.
They say I'm like a snake.
Thank you very much.
They say I'm like a wild boar.
We'll bring you animals you like.
Please do.
They say I'm like a normal human being, even if I'm bitten by a dog.
I see.
Thank you very much, everyone.
So, there were 154 votes.
Now, we'll talk about TV and public knowledge about Nana Okazaki.
How many men did Nana Okazaki love deeply?
360 people.
The men who loved each other deeply...
have an adult relationship...
Of course, they have an adult relationship.
The men who have an adult relationship are 360 people.
But...
Is it true?
Well...
I'm sorry.
Actually, 360 people...
is a lie.
A lie?
What do you mean?
It was announced two years ago.
Two years ago?
It's been two years since then.
It increased, right?
It increased by about 18 to 20 percent.
It increased, right?
Yes, it increased.
It's really popular, isn't it?
Today, there are three of you.
Yes.
Today, there are three of you, right?
Yes, there are three of you.
Actually, it seems like this to me.
Does it seem like this?
But it's amazing.
Yes.
Even if I add up everything...
I've never done 360 times.
Oh, my.
It's not "ha-ha-ha".
And also...
Actually...
Thank you for letting me appear in "Ariyoshi Akebi"...
Thanks to you, in June of last year...
I got divorced for the third time.
It's sunny and cloudy now.
Oh, I'm happy!
Men!
This is good news!
Thank you!
Always be happy!
I'm happy.
So you're not anyone's anymore, right?
I'm not anyone's anymore.
I'm yours!
Now, let's continue.
Yamaguchi Bintaro's trivia knowledge.
Yamaguchi Bintaro is...
He has a special story for you.
I'm happy for you.
Please tell me about it.
Well...
I collect information about urban legends, youkai and ghosts.
I brought you the latest one.
I like it!
I don't think it's been a hundred years, but...
It's a stick-shaped mirror that looks like an alien gray.
Wow!
You're kidding me!
Really?
What is it?
You can find this kind of thing in a lot of youkai.
You can also find kappa mirrors in northern youkai.
What...
What in the world is it?
It's not a pine tree, is it?
No, it's not.
Craftsmen of the Edo period made this kind of thing and used it for trade in the Netherlands.
If you go to museums in the Netherlands,
you can see dolls and kappa mirrors made by craftsmen who were exported from Japan.
They are exhibited as art works.
So you can't know what craftsmen made it?
I think it was made by a craftsman of the Meiji period.
So nowadays, figures made by craftsmen of the Meiji period and figures made by Japanese craftsmen are worth tens of millions of dollars in the U.S.
Their roots are in this kind of technology.
I see.
Japanese craftsmen have been good at making dolls like this for a long time.
But if you shave it and put it in tsukijiri, you can make youkai-style ramen, can't you?
Youkai...
Sounds delicious!
I can't make youkai-style ramen.
Do you have any strange experiences or urban legends you'd like to share with us, Mr. Bintaro?
Anything is fine.
Hey, Mr. Bintaro!
Yes?
About three days ago, a woman who was completely red rubbed her neck against me.
It was really uncomfortable. I couldn't move in my dream.
I couldn't move in my dream and I was sitting on a chair.
I couldn't move and a woman who was completely red sat down and rubbed her neck against me.
How did you feel in the end?
No, I was pissed off.
Yamaguchi-san's story had 158 stories.
The last one is about punk Machida-san's trivia knowledge.
Punk Machida is...
Punk Machida-san's trivia knowledge.
Punk Machida is...
...always on the verge of death.
"On the verge of death"?! He didn't realize it himself, but he's on the verge of death!
Do you know anything about it?
Well, if you're on the verge of death...
- You'd realize it, but... - That's right.
- Well, this time... - What is it?
Punk didn't realize it himself, but he summarized the episode "on the verge of death" in a flip.
- Okay, here it is. - Okay.
1. When he was doing his action, he was chased by a crocodile.
2. He was about to be shot by a bow by a resident.
3. He was about to be killed by a snake.
- That incident... - I'm happy for you.
- That incident happens a lot. - Yes, it does.
Well, the first "on the verge of death" was...
- I told you about it when I went to New Guinea. - Papai New Guinea.
- There was a fence about this high. - Yes.
- I suddenly wanted to pee. - Yes.
But I couldn't hang myself on the fence, so I climbed up the fence.
There was a small mountain, and I wanted to write something on it.
So I climbed up the fence and wrote something on it.
Suddenly, a crocodile came and ran towards me.
I thought, "Wow!" and ran away without closing the door.
But there was a fence.
So I jumped over the fence and ran away.
I hated sports, but I'm glad I remembered about the fence.
That small mountain is...
Crocodiles lay eggs in the ground.
It was a crocodile's nest.
- I ran over it without realizing it. - It happens.
That fence is also...
Crocodiles enter people's areas and enter my area.
But I didn't know about it because I'm a minister.
I didn't know about it, so I climbed up the fence and entered your area.
- I see. - Yes.
- You were about to be shot by a bow. - Yes.
You were walking and you heard a dog's bark.
You thought it was a dog's bark and you came closer.
You thought you would be killed if you got bitten by a dog.
You climbed up a tree and saw a man with a bow.
He was about to chase you.
You grabbed a saw and tried to chase him.
You thought he was a human and you grabbed a saw.
You climbed up a tree and saw a man with a bow.
You pierced your finger with an antler.
Antlers are cute.
You thought you could touch him and you reached out your hand.
You reached out your hand.
You thought you could touch him and you reached out your hand.
It was that strong?
It was very strong.
Antlers are expensive.
- Are they expensive? - Yes, they are expensive.
It's expensive so you can't even hit it.
It hurts!
You held it in and you hit the wound.
Antlers are long so you hit the wound with your tongue.
You were in pain and you thought it hurt and you hit it.
You thought it hurt and you hit it.
You finally talked to me and my hands were covered in blood.
That's terrible.
There are a lot of painful stories.
What do you think of a wild man like me?
You're good at enduring pain.
I like people with a big heart.
You're big. You didn't fight in the arena.
But we have all the conditions we like.
Ishigami-san, have you died before?
No, I haven't died before.
I have a strong body.
I've had a bike accident many times.
I've never been to a hospital and I'm in pain.
I used to work part-time at a shabu-shabu restaurant when I was young.
At the shabu-shabu restaurant, you cut meat with an electric slicer.
At that time, I dropped this finger.
It's completely fallen off. It's not connected.
But I was busy, so I didn't go to the hospital.
It's like a sense of responsibility.
I put it on and wrapped it in cell tape.
I worked as it was.
Then it just stuck.
There's nothing left now.
That's too much.
Recently, when I asked someone I know, it's not band- aid or anything like that to tie it up, but it's better to use cellotape.
But I didn't know anything about it, but I was doing it, so I didn't know if I was taking advanced medical care first.
But it stuck, didn't it?
No matter what happens, I don't have much damage to my body.
That's my experience.
It was 197 votes.
So, it's an ending in no time at all.
It was a time where we heard interesting stories about various uncles and aunts that have nothing to do with AKB.
It's an AKB program.
The story is too deep and I don't know where it will be broadcast.
It's better for these four people to start the program.
Even if a flower falls, a new flower will bloom again.
This week is...
Hello? Where are you now?
Shiori Song announces her return!
I'll give you the most beautiful jewel in the world
"So please close your eyes for a moment," I was told mischievously
The sound of waves coming and going here and there
I sense you're getting closer
Our summer love is about to begin
What I touched on my lips was a soft diamond
The one you've been protecting all this time
What should I do?
All I can do is accept you in my arms
I can't move for twelve seconds