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Ryohei Sae, AKB, radio station.
Our guests for today are Ooya, Tanabe, Uchida, Matsui and Suzuki.
How was it?
I think everyone was busy.
There's a rehearsal and a young concert.
It's not young, it's busy.
Ryohei-san, I don't need my photo album anymore.
You've been on TV a lot lately.
Please promote it.
I wonder if I can sell it to someone.
No autographs!
How was it?
I'm pretty confident about it.
This is LA version.
Tokyo version is at a hotel...
Can you show it yourself?
Tokyo version is at a hotel.
The back is more intense.
The back is intense?
Can we see it?
They're doing it.
They're doing it?
It's amazing!
It's not surprising even if it's in the room.
It might be in the room.
That's enough!
It's not surprising even if it's in the room.
I'm not that kind of room photographer.
Thank you.
Let's hope it sells.
Let's go to the first corner.
Truth or Lie?
Let's go to the first corner.
Rumors about Shizuka Ohya.
It's unclear whether Ohya cut or shaved her hair.
What does it mean?
I think it's about when she was growing her hair.
That's right.
It's an episode where she grew her hair and processed it in both the low-profile program "Heliosh AKB Republic" and high-profile program "London Hearts".
However, in the Republic, she expressed that she cut her hair.
However, in the low-profile program, she expressed that she shaved her lower hair.
It's cute, but...
It's either a lie or a cut.
This is the video of her statement, which is a problem this time.
Please watch it carefully.
How did you do it?
It's like...
It's a short cut.
The technical term is "short cut".
Is this statement true?
Did you make it bald or skinhead?
I made it bald.
Yes, you made it bald.
You made it bald but...
You made it bearded, right?
Yes, I made it bearded.
You made it bearded, right?
When I had the surgery, I had it bearded.
When I had the surgery, I thought it was gross.
So, I made it bald myself.
She made it bearded and then made it bald.
So, both of you are telling the truth, right?
You made it bearded when you had the surgery, right?
Please don't use my precious friend as an excuse.
I'm sorry, senpai.
How did you make it bald?
Tanabe Miku's Rumor.
Tanabe trampled on Watanabe Mayu's kindness.
What do you mean?
When Tanabe, who had been out of town for a long time, ranked in last year's general election,
very kind Watanabe Mayu said, "I'm happier than I am in first place".
However, in an interview with "Tospo", Watanabe said, "That's not true!".
I'm sorry, but this is my first time being ranked in first place.
I was ranked in 71st place.
My opponent is Mayu, who is in first place in the world.
Even though she was happy about it, I thought it was a lie.
Were you two on good terms?
We were on good terms and we were on the same wavelength.
I know you were happy about it.
But 71st place and first place are two different things.
It's not like you're happier than you are in first place.
That's true.
But you didn't stand up and say "thank you" to him.
I said "thank you" because he said it to me in person.
I thought it was weird.
What do you think about it?
What do you think about it, Watanabe?
I can't ask you that.
You've been in first place for a long time.
Are you laughing from your nose?
You're not in 71st place.
If you're in first place, you should be laughing from your nose.
I'm not laughing.
You're not laughing.
That's not true.
Kojima-san, you're in 8th place, right?
You're in 8th place and you're in 71st place.
How do you feel about it?
I was really happy.
You were happy?
I think everyone at the venue was happy.
I haven't talked about it much either.
But I think I was the happiest.
How about you, Oya?
I was happy. 71st place.
What about you?
I'm out of town.
This is frustrating!
How about you, Uchida and Tanabe? 71st place.
I was out of town.
So I was a little frustrated.
But it's nice.
Yeah, it's nice to be in a place like that.
The reason Tanabin ranked 1st place is...
I think it was because the venue was so crowded.
It was really crowded at that moment.
Everyone was nice, right?
Everyone was happy.
Uchida Mayumi's Rumor, brought in from Bonsai.
Uchida is trying to secure Yakiniku restaurant staff within AKB.
Yes!
You've been doing this show for 1,000 years.
That's right. Thank you for saying that.
Can you relax a little?
I still have former AKB members and former part- time workers working for me.
That's right.
So I hope that members who have graduated from AKB will join us in the future.
When you have former members, do you get more customers?
That's right.
There are customers who come in 2nd place.
There are customers who come in 3rd place and 4th place.
That's right.
The restaurant itself becomes active.
How much is the hourly wage?
The hourly wage is a little higher.
Does it contribute to the restaurant?
That's right.
It's a little.
Is it okay for you to do it for these members?
That's right.
If it's you, Kojima-san.
Why?
Why me?
I'm scared!
The fans who bring them are also expensive.
The number of people is different.
How about you, Kojima-san?
How much is the hourly wage?
The hourly wage is about 5,000 yen.
That's a lot of money!
There are a lot of fans and it's exciting.
It's a good place for AKB members and fans to meet.
It's like a cabaret club.
That's right.
Stop it!
Since Kojima-san's birthday, there's a lot of champagne.
Do you put it in?
Yes!
When I went to Iwa on Ucchi's birthday, there was a line and I wondered what it was.
When I went to the front of the line, everyone was sharing such a big champagne.
That's amazing!
That's right.
Didn't your parents say anything?
My parents helped me.
I'm enjoying it.
The quality of your meat is not good, right?
That's right.
My grandpa and grandma run a raw meat restaurant.
My parents ran a barbecue restaurant and I ran one too.
The quality of the meat is good.
The meat is excellent.
Excellent meat.
The sauce is bad.
Why do you say like that?
My mom studied and made this sauce for many years.
That's right.
It's good.
I'm not interested in beer anymore.
You promote it every day.
The next segment is "TREVIAN's knowledge".
The first segment is "TREVIAN's knowledge about SUZUKI MARIA".
Next segment is "TREVIAN's knowledge about SUZUKI MARIA".
SUZUKI has confidence in her butt.
I've never heard of it.
What does it mean?
My butt is the only thing in my body that I'm confident in.
I was staying at a hotel for a dome tour.
A few people, like YUKO OSHIMA, were playing a game on a trampoline.
If you lose, you have to show your butt.
I was playing a game and I showed my butt.
YUKO OSHIMA praised me and said "Your butt is very beautiful".
My butt is a butt that I am confident in.
Does it have a good shape and is it beautiful?
Yes, it's big and it's flexible and it's raised.
Since you are confident in your butt, you must take care of it.
Yes, I try to wear a tea bag as much as possible.
I try not to have four butts.
By the way, how is it compared to this butt?
I can't see your butt.
I think I have a horizontal butt.
You have a horizontal butt.
Yes, it's big and it's flexible and it's raised.
I'm close with Marianne and I've been to a hot spring bath.
I've never seen your butt.
Can I see it?
Are you going to show me?
Are you two boys and girls?
Wow!
It's beautiful!
It's amazing!
What is it?
It's beyond my imagination!
What is it?
Can you show me?
It's a kabigon.
Is it a Pokemon?
It's amazing!
It's beautiful!
It doesn't have pores.
Only the butt is beautiful.
It doesn't have any bumps.
Can you compare it with Kojima?
Can you touch it?
I don't like it!
She's trying to sell her butt.
That's right.
Can you confirm it?
Can I not see it?
That's right.
It's easy to imagine.
Can I touch it?
I don't like it!
It's amazing!
Kojima's butt is more fluffy.
Tell her it's soft!
It's up to you.
It's up to you, right?
It's up to me.
What is it?
It's not soft oil.
It's a beautiful butt.
They got 175 votes.
Next, TV personality with Matsu Isakiko's bean knowledge.
Matsui is "only on the right side she's amazing".
"Only on the right side she's amazing", what does it mean?
I think it's about breasts.
The right side is very small.
There's a lot of difference in size.
Women say that there's a lot of difference in size.
If there's too much of a difference...
It's a bit of a problem.
If it's a cup, is it about one cup different?
It's about two cups different.
So if it's "c" it's "a" right?
That's a big difference.
What about underwear?
You have to match it with "c".
If you don't match it with "c" you can't wear it.
I see, I see.
If you match it with a bigger one...
It's all over the place.
That's right.
That's...
The buttons are different too?
The buttons are different.
There are three sizes.
Each of them has its own size.
Does that mean there is a difference in size?
I see.
This one is raisin and this one is sesame.
There is a difference in size.
No, it's not like that.
I see.
I don't know how much of a difference it is.
Is it confirmed?
Can you confirm it?
Wow, it's totally different.
Totally different?
Yes.
Which one do you like more?
For me...
If it's a game, I like the left one.
If it's a marriage, I like the right one.
What's going on?
It's a problem.
It looks like it.
It's obvious.
Don't your friends tell you?
I've never shown it to anyone.
I've never taken a bath with a member.
Because you're curious about it.
Why didn't you take a bath with a member?
I was worried about what I would do if my body was different from others'.
169 votes.
Next up is Uchida Mayumi's trivia knowledge.
Uchida is...
Yuko Oshima gave me this "panty" and I'm wearing it as a battle pants now.
What kind of pants are they?
I have a lot of battle pants.
Among them, this is the most special one that Yuko gave me.
The design is...
The front part is only this much and it's made of cloth.
The rest of it is made of string.
It's like a tea pack of black tea.
It's really made of string.
I wear it for a concert or something like that.
I get excited and challenge myself.
If you wear it for a concert or something like that...
It must be hard for you.
It's just a string.
I'm wearing the clothes that I'm supposed to show from above.
It's only for me, so it's okay.
What else do you have?
I have a lot of "men".
It's "men", but it's really good quality pants.
Does it make you excited?
That's right.
Basically, it's red or flashy colors.
Pants are essential to get excited.
It was the same for me at the rock-paper-scissors competition.
I prepared good quality pants.
What do you do with it? Do you decorate it at home?
I don't decorate it.
I don't usually wear pants.
It's like a champion's belt.
Do you all have it?
No, we don't.
Even if it's a tee bag, we don't have plain black or white.
You don't have show pants, do you?
No, we don't.
Do you have it?
No, we don't.
We don't have show pants, either.
Do you have a string band?
I don't have a tee bag.
You don't wear it?
I don't wear it.
But you have a lot of hair.
You have a lot of beautiful hair.
What about you, Tarou?
I like to wear loose-fabric pants with elastic bands.
You wear a lot of men's pants, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I wear boxer pants.
You don't have show pants, do you?
No, we don't.
How about you, Kouhei?
I don't like show pants.
You don't like it when you were in "Miracle Nine", do you?
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it, but...
You don't like it when you were in "Marita"?
I don't like it, but...
I got a tee bag with a string band and a ribbon for my birthday.
I thought it looked like show pants.
But I have a dog and I like smelly things.
When I put laundry in it, it eats my crotch area.
You like heavy things, don't you?
It eats your crotch area.
When I put laundry in it, it eats my crotch area.
It makes a hole and it looks like a dirty underwear.
You don't have a cloth, do you?
I threw it away and I don't have it now.
You threw it away and you have a dog?
I don't have a dog.
I see.
Who has a dog?
I do.
Does it eat your crotch area?
It smells like it, but it doesn't eat it.
But it eats my socks.
I'm interested in the smelly part of your husband.
After the commercial, the boss has another problem!
Kojima-san, do your dogs have bad manners?
They don't eat me.
I have a lot of dogs and rabbits, but they've never eaten me.
They haven't?
I'm curious.
Maybe you should try being a boss.
They might eat me.
Kojima-san, you're special.
I want to know!
You're funny.
That's good. 139 votes.
Thank you.
The big talent who watched Tanabe's general election comments is...
A new app comes out every week.
Ariyoshi AKB iPhone app.
This week, Minami Minegishi and delusional phones.
Hello?
Sorry!
Five more minutes.
No, I'll be there in three minutes.
Next, Tanabe Miku-related TV and live knowledge.
This is a video.
Tanabe's general election comments...
...while Higashi was watching them with a smile.
71st Tanabe Miku.
Is this a prank?!
It's like a dream!
Um...
For the first time in 8 years...
...I'm riding this bus for the first time!
What is it?
And with that, 60 votes!
It's true, everyone was really surprised and happy.
It was a great scene, that election.
It was good.
With a bad temper...
Minervis.
And because it was a little unpleasant, Kotomuge.
I chose Kotomuge-san myself.
Self-Kotom.