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SKE48 VS NMB48 special radio song special edition!
SKE and NMB's new song will be released on March 31st at the same time.
The winner of the competition will play the song at the end of the show.
The winner of the competition is AKB's lively trio.
Their team name is "Ogasawara".
Ms. Kojima, please judge them.
Despite being a sister group, both teams competed in "gachinko".
In "kyoha koku", they battled in "gachinko talk" as a preliminary round.
It's a strange feeling.
You're wearing it, right?
Don't worry, I'm wearing it.
I don't know what to do, Nishi!
Wait a minute...
Are you doing your best?
My heels are fine, but my toes...
I'm doing my best!
Will SKE or NMB win?
Semi-final match, start!
Now, let's begin the fourth match.
SKE EGO vs. NMB YAGURA.
First of all, SKE EGO's trivia knowledge.
TRIVIA KNOWLEDGE
Ego...
is angry when something that doesn't look like an idol is exposed.
Because of their looks, there's nowhere for them to go, right?
They're old idols, which is unusual for SKE.
I think you all have this image of them.
But when you're told something that doesn't look like an idol, you get really angry.
No, we don't!
For example, what do you get angry about when you're exposed?
Don't you all get angry when you're exposed?
When we first announced it, we had our foreheads up.
Our foreheads are really wide!
Your foreheads are wide?
Are they wide?
They are!
I'm embarrassed!
They're pretty!
They have pretty foreheads!
But you don't get angry at all.
We heard you'd get angry.
But you go to the bathroom, right?
I don't go to the bathroom.
Really?
I think you do.
I don't go to the bathroom.
You say you go to the bathroom?
I don't go.
You don't?
Because I'm an idol.
Really?
You do?
I think you do.
Why are you talking like an elementary school student?
Stop it!
9 o'clock, 8 o'clock.
I'm angry!
Next, NMB.
A TV program about Yagura.
Yes!
After taking a bath in Yagura,
she's soaking wet in zenda.
Why?
I'm tired of taking clothes off,
and I thought I'd just show up as I was born.
That happens a lot.
That's right.
It's not embarrassing at all,
and if it wasn't for me,
I'd just practice at the park.
That's why I'm naked.
Do you know about this?
I think we've been together in a hotel room just once.
She came out of the bathroom in the middle of the bath.
I was like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
I'm not used to it.
I said, "Sorry, sorry!"
She said, "Hey, look at me!"
You two are like that, too!
If you do that in a hotel room,
you'll get wet on the floor.
Oh, that's good!
What?!
It's a humidifier, right?
That's right.
I want to humidify my bed to the point where it gets wet.
That's why I'm trying to humidify it with my own water.
Is it good for that?
It's very sensitive to dryness.
That's right.
I also moisturize my face with toner before makeup.
I use a cotton pad,
and I put toner directly on the cotton pad.
You put a lot of effort into it.
Yes, because I always have my tongue out.
That's right.
Then you hate the studio's dryness the most, don't you?
I hate it!
Right?!
Yes, I want to put water on right now.
Right?!
Um...is it okay now?
I don't like you saying "you hate the dryness", is it okay now?
So, EVO 98, YAFLA 60, BESKY wins!
So, right now, we're about two wins and two losses, right?
Yes, we're two wins and two losses. Thank you very much!
The second round, Sudato Yamamoto's "chome chome"
chome chome
Now, it's the corner where SKY, Suda and NMB reveal Yamamoto's secrets!
Let's see which of their revelations will be more exciting!
First up is SKY's "chome chome"!
Yes!
"Chome chome" has "chome chome" and "chome chome" has "chome chome".
Where could it be?
It's hard for me to say it with my mouth.
It's a place you can't see even if you're wearing a swimsuit.
You're kidding!
You can't see it unless you're naked.
Have you ever been excited about a woman's undergarments?
Except for menstruation.
Except for menstruation...
Well, menstruation...
You can't say it.
Please don't say it.
You can't say it.
A kind star has prepared something useful for you.
It's garlic, isn't it?
Tell me where it is.
You can see its internal organs.
Where could it be?
I'll just say it.
It's so embarrassing.
It's around here.
Yes.
It's not "yes", but...
It's around here.
It's around my nipples.
It's around your nipples?
For example, it's around my face.
So it's like a pig's nipple?
No, it's not like that.
It's been there since I was born.
I thought it was normal.
But when the members saw me changing clothes...
They said, "There's an organ in an amazing place."
What did you think?
I thought her nipples were black.
So your nipples and organs are lined up.
Sideways or vertically?
Sideways.
So it's like your eyes.
My eyes are quite narrow.
Narrow, right?
It's narrow.
"Chome Chome" was just 1 million won.
Let's move on.
"Chome Chome" by Sayaka Yamamoto.
Yamamoto was "Chome Chome" by his father.
For me, even before I went to elementary school...
In kindergarten?
Yes, in kindergarten.
That's terrible.
And I was made to do it quite often.
I got used to it, but I really didn't like it.
You're not like a father of a child, are you?
I'm not "thank you".
I'm not "thank you" like that.
It doesn't hurt?
It doesn't hurt.
But it makes me uncomfortable.
I see.
So I say "no" and he says "thank you" to me.
That's terrible.
You're like a father of a child.
It's not like "what should I do?"
But when he says "thank you"...
You're like a father of a child.
I lick his face a lot.
What?
That's dangerous.
But in the end, what did you do?
I said it, but...
In the end, I don't know why, but...
When he says "thank you", he licks my face a lot.
Oh, really?
Yes, he licks my face a lot.
That's cute.
Does that mean you love him?
I think so.
Just his face?
Just his face.
You two are close.
We were close, but I didn't like it.
As I grew up, I stopped liking him.
Is he a cool father?
Like an old man?
If I had to compare him to someone...
Like Mr. Kiyohara.
Is he a mischievous father?
He's kind of dark.
So you think Mr. Kiyohara is licking you?
As an image, right?
Mr. Kiyohara is licking you?
That's too scary!
Oh, really?
Mr. Kojima, you don't lick him?
I don't.
But I lick my own dog.
When I put it in my mouth.
I love putting my face in my mouth.
Oh, really?
You don't let him lick you?
What are you laughing about?
His face.
What?
Isn't that reaction weird?
That reaction!
That's not what I meant!
His face.
That's too upsetting!
What are you thinking about?
What are you imagining?
That's a lot of votes!
219 votes!
So, Suda 100 votes!
Yamamoto 219 votes!
So, LMB wins!
The ending song is LMB's new song!
Mitsudomoe, Munekyun, Monoboke battle!
The ending song has been decided, but we still have a long way to go.
A.K.A.P. Dai-sensei will be participating in the battle as well.
Please don't promote it!
It's not a sports show!
It's not "yay yay"!
The winner will receive 30 seconds of announcement time.
If A.K.A.P. wins, you will be allowed to take a picture with Kojima-san.
Both teams will promote the song, right?
Yes!
There are a lot of things in there, so please show us a Monoboke that will make me, Rio-shi, Munekyun!
If you pass, you get 1 point. The team that gets 5 points first is the winner!
Let's go!
Munekyun!
You can do it as many times as you like!
Let's go, Oga-san!
Yes, Ariyoshi-san!
I did my best!
That's good!
Here you go, Suda.
Mr. Ariyoshi!
What is this?
It's a gold ball.
A gold ball?
Mr. Ariyoshi!
You were born.
You're kidding, right?
Mr. Ariyoshi!
What are you going to do with Marika?
Mr. Ariyoshi!
Momocara...
What will you do?
You're kidding, right?
It's not Momocara!
Here you go, Yamamoto.
Mr. Ariyoshi!
I want to get on the train.
She's trying to be cute.
Please be funny.
Here you go.
Mr. Ariyoshi!
What will you do?
Here you go.
Mr. Ariyoshi!
Ariyoshi!
Do you want me to drink it for you?
Thank you, Ariyoshi!
Ariyoshi!
Do you want me to drink a bigger one?
No, no.
Ariyoshi!
Of course not.
Ariyoshi!
Play with me!
Ariyoshi!
What do you want me to do?
Wow!
That was funny.
Let's play your favorite earth game.
Ariyoshi!
New York City...
What do you want me to do?
That's enough!
What do you want me to do?
Ariyoshi!
Oh...
Oh, I'm thirsty!
That's enough!
Ariyoshi!
How is it?
Does it feel good?
It's your first time, isn't it?
It's my first time.
Now, let's do it.
Ariyoshi!
It's Valentine's Day, so grill it for me, raccoon!
Well, it's fine, isn't it?
Ariyoshi!
Oh...
Auto!
It's fine, isn't it?
Ariyoshi!
So, AKB wins!
That was a heart-fluttering, funny battle!
30-second notice from the AKB team who won the funny battle!
Start!
On March 24th, my new photo book "DON'T SHOOL" was released!
I took the photo book in LA and Tokyo.
The theme of Tokyo is "three days at a hotel."
The back cover looks like this, too.
It's embarrassing, but please buy it while hiding it like this!
Can I see it?
OK, sure.
Oh...
Organic!
Next, please enjoy a lot of new songs from the talk battle between sk8 and nmb48!
Releasing today!
don't look back!
Don't look back!
Step forward from yesterday
There is no dream behind you
Don't look back!
Go ahead!
Don't look back!
Take a step forward
Yesterday's me
Throw it away and
HANG IN THERE!
FOR THE SAKE OF TODAY!
I don't know why, but I like this song.
Don't step back!
Go!
Fight!
Go win with all your might!
(Go win!)
Tie up your broken teeth!
C-E-R!
Show me your will and turn around!
There's no dream behind you! Go! To! The! Go! Ahead!
Step forward even if you don't want to!
It's party time!
Everyone, I have good news!
There's still 100 left!
There's no point in a confrontation!
After this, we'll also play SKE's new song!
With spring, a goddess has come!
A delusional kiss with Mukaichi and Mion that will make you feel excited!
Did you forget something?
Broadcast start!
Have a safe trip!
Broadcast start!
♪ New clothes, you look good ♩
♪ With my hair down, let's go to the street corner ♩
♪ You tap your hands and I will go for a walk ♩
♪ On April 8th, when I wake up ♩
♪ I see all of you ♩
♩ As if it were running ♩
♩ For some reason, it's brighter than yesterday ♩
♩ An isolated moment, I'm in a traffic jam with you ♩
♩ It's too late for me to move now ♩
♩ It's beautiful from here, isn't it? But I can't say it ♩
♩ Even if you're by my side, I can't move forward, my friend ♩