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Radio song special edition, SKE48 vs NMB48!
SKE and NMB's new song
will be released at the same time on March 31st.
The winner of the radio song special edition competition
will play the song at the end of the competition.
And the competition will be decided by
NMB48's pride, Nigiyakashi.
SKE and NMB's partner, Ogasawara.
And Ms. Kojima, please make the decision.
Let's begin.
First round, Trevia's Izumi!
This time, the number of "ho" will be decided.
If you vote for me, I'll be an AKB member.
Thank you.
First round, let's start with the competition between captains.
Suda and Yamamoto's Trevia's Izumi will be released.
First, SKE's Trevia's raw knowledge about Suda.
Suda is...
When he speaks normally, he's annoying.
When he puts it in his bag, it's a little interesting.
When he speaks normally...
I don't think he's annoying when he speaks normally.
What do you mean?
When Suda came last time,
he was so annoying that he apologized to Mr. Ariyoshi.
What?
I feel like SKE is getting prettier all of a sudden.
I don't know that!
I don't think it's because you're annoying, but because you're not funny.
It's not that funny.
But when you put it in your bag, it's a little funny.
I'll put it in for now.
How big is it?
It's about this big.
It's pretty small, isn't it?
It's about one pack.
Can you put it in?
How tall are you?
I'm about 160cm tall.
SKE is bigger, isn't it?
It's pretty...
Wow!
What is it?
It's heavy!
It's heavy, isn't it?
It's heavy!
It's a strange feeling.
It's heavy, isn't it?
Next up...
"NMB" Yamamoto Saiga-related TV and live-action knowledge.
It looks like there's a VTR for this.
Yamamoto's photo book...
has a pose that looks like "zenra".
This is cool!
What's this?
This is "zenra" too!
Sexy!
This looks like "zenra" too.
This is "zenra" too!
You're wearing this, aren't you?
Don't worry, I'm wearing it.
I'm wearing it properly.
That's amazing.
I noticed it when I was told about it.
It was one of many other shots.
I noticed it when I was told about it.
There were some pretty bold photos, weren't there?
That's right.
Weren't you embarrassed?
I felt like I was talking as I moved forward.
So, I did it with momentum.
With momentum?
By the way, which photo do you think is the most extreme?
There's one here.
There was one earlier too.
This one.
What kind of theme is this?
This is amazing!
It's not like this photo itself, but...
This is...
It's like this.
That's good.
What do you say to the cameraman in the bath?
Shall we try crouching down?
That's right.
Doesn't it bother you?
Wait a minute, please!
Doesn't it bother you?
It does, but...
I don't want the atmosphere to get bad if I refuse.
That's the first thing you do, isn't it?
I don't want the atmosphere to get bad if I refuse.
What about you, Kojima-san?
My next photo album will be released.
Is it a good one?
My butt has been released. It's a tea bag.
What is it?
It's a back view.
It's hard to crouch, isn't it?
Maybe it's like this.
Yamamoto-san, you often show off your butt, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Which part of your body is your own?
My own?
Kojima-san's butt is completely yours.
No, it's not.
It's okay if it's my chest or my butt, but my abs are just right.
It's beautiful.
It's cool.
It makes me want to show it off.
Do you have good abs?
It's easy to see around here.
It's beautiful.
It looks like you have tight abs.
It's beautiful.
I thought it would be good for women to show off their bodies.
So I've been working out a lot.
You're getting taller.
Arios-san!
Yes?
How long are you going to keep me like this?
What are you going to do with me like this?
I thought you were tired of me, but you stopped me on your own.
I didn't want to get in the way of the recording, but you kept me like this.
So...
SKIS got 80 votes.
NMB and Yamamoto got 123 votes.
NMB won!
Oh, it's okay. It's "shirato", right?
Shirato.
Yes.
Well, I'll leave it to the members.
That's right.
Yes.
Please do your best.
Now, let's do it.
The second match is SKTani vs NMB Yamada.
Yes.
First of all, SKTani's knowledge of beans.
SKTani's knowledge of beans.
SKTani has a bean that can be seen for about a minute.
What?
That's right.
That's amazing.
Really?
That's amazing.
I can hold anything for even two minutes.
Really?
If you say "two minutes", I'm starting to change my intention.
If it's a short time, you can see it.
That's my intention.
Yes, yes, yes.
I know what you mean.
I see, I see.
What kind of impersonation do you have?
Well...
Do you know "manbikijiimen"?
Yes, of course.
I can impersonate a woman's voice with a mosaic.
That's right.
Is it okay for me to show you?
Of course, of course.
Thank you.
But I can't do it alone.
Chiyomi Nakanishi.
Oh, me?
Chiyomi Nakanishi.
As a duo?
Chiyomi Nakanishi and Chiyomi Nakanishi, is it okay?
Oh, no way.
I think it's okay as planned.
It's like, "Oh, I've been waiting for you."
Do you do it together?
Yes, we do.
We do something like "helium gas".
It's supposed to be a high-pitched impersonation, but I do it in a low voice.
Yes, yes.
That's a common one.
Yes, yes.
Okay, here we go.
Okay.
I lost 4.8 million yen again. I don't know what to do.
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
You have to pay me back.
I don't have any money.
I'm in trouble, too.
I'll do anything for you.
Give it back.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait a minute.
You have the lyrics?
Yes, I do.
I wrote it down.
Don't you have a song?
You can make a song, right?
That's right.
Do you know the popular anime "Kiteretsu Daihyakka"?
You can sing the song "First Time Chu" as the ending theme.
Here we go.
You can sing it?
I can sing it.
Here we go.
First time chewing
Don't disturb her.
First time chewing
Thank you very much.
You two are like that.
Don't worry about it.
Thank you very much.
You have so many members.
Do you have any other ideas?
Since Suda-san is here, I will show you how to smile in front of the audience.
Thank you very much, Suda-san!
I'm sorry!
You always have a lot of bad habits, don't you?
You have a lot of bad habits.
You have 82 bad habits in total.
82?
Yes.
Now, let's look at NMB Yamada's trivia.
Yes.
Yamada is wearing a swimsuit.
The first one to react is...
Grandma.
You mean your own grandma?
That's right.
This is my grandma's story.
In magazines, there's a lot of jobs where you have to wear a swimsuit.
At first, she was happy about it.
But over time, she started getting worried.
I'm almost naked.
I'm going to be naked like this again.
I'm grateful for this job.
I'm doing my best, so please support me.
That's what she said.
But recently...
I don't know what changed in her mind.
The moment she saw me...
Huh? Nana-chan, you're pretty big.
She praised me like that.
She praised you?
That's right.
I wonder what it is.
I don't know what changed.
Oh, really?
Yes, that kind of warm episode.
I miss you.
Are you in love with an old man?
No!
I do have an old man!
Ariyo-san.
I want to hear more about your grandma.
Can we hear a little more about Yamada?
That's right!
Please tell us!
Well, it can't be helped.
What is it?
It's like what Ariyo-san said.
There's a pitch-hike event.
An SK event.
On the pitch-hike event...
An old woman was sitting there.
I was wondering if she was okay.
Then she pushed me.
What?
How?
How much?
How much did she push you?
It was the last push.
Does an old woman in Yamada always do that?
Ariyo-san!
Of course we don't do that outside.
I have an episode about my grandpa and grandma.
When "gravure" was released, my grandpa went to a convenience store to buy it for me.
When he bought it and came back, the old woman who was wearing a cover was too sexy.
My grandpa said, "Why did you buy such a sexy book? Give it back!"
My grandpa said, "Why did you buy such a sexy book? Give it back!" and he went to return it.
That's amazing.
Thank you.
How about you, Kojima-san? It's quite hard, isn't it?
I've never heard of it, but I think she's happy about it.
Dad? Are you excited about it?
I'm not excited about it, but as a daughter, I'm happy about it.
You're happy about it and you're doing your best, aren't you?
Yes.
What about your grandpa and grandma?
My grandpa and grandma are happy about it, too.
Can you show me that again?
Are your grandpa and grandma happy about it?
Are you happy about it? No, I don't think so.
Are you happy about it?
I don't think you are happy about it.
Which one of you is happy about it?
SKI TANI got 82 votes.
NMB YAMADA got 35 votes.
SKI won!
SKI SHIBATA VS NMB SHIROMA
SKI SHIBATA AYA'S TV KNOWLEDGE.
SHIBATA breaks his parents' words once a week.
How old are you, Shibata?
I'm 21 now and I'll be 22 soon.
You can do whatever you like.
I'm at home, so I get scolded a lot.
What do you mean?
I do it about once a week.
When I'm depressed, my parents tell me not to do it.
Don't do it!
It's a little...
Don't do it!
I do it once a week.
Once a week?
You do it once a week?
Why?
It's the same today. When I wear clothes, it's hard.
It's tight?
When I sleep, I do it freely.
It's liberating.
I do it once a week.
Don't do it!
I don't do it when I wake up.
You do it once a week.
You haven't found out?
No, I don't think so.
You haven't found out?
If you found out, what would you do?
If I found out...
I'd wake up and feel awkward.
That's all you do?
Is there such a thing?
No matter if you like it or not, you're always Zenra.
I've been Zenra since I was born.
Since you were born, that's right.
I've been Zenra since I was born.
What do you mean?
You like Zenra?
Yes, I like Zenra.
Even when I'm at home with my dad or my family, I'm not at home.
Even at school, I'm always Zenra.
Your family isn't always Zenra, right?
My dad is also Zenra.
Your dad is also Zenra.
You're all Zenra in the gym, right?
You're all Zenra in the gym, right? You don't wear underwear?
I don't wear underwear.
That's amazing.
What do you do at school when you're with Zenra?
It's fine if you're just there, but I dance with Zenra.
I missed you.
Why?
Why do you do that?
I want to show it.
If you're a first-year member, you're always together, right?
I want to show my growth.
I've grown this much!
She wants you to say that.
Will you say it?
I won't say it.
You won't say it?
I'll just say, "Get well soon."
You're cold.
It's starting to look good.
You won't say it?
If you don't mind it, it's fine.
127 votes.
Next is NMB's white horse-related TV.
White horse likes the smell of socks she worked hard on for a day.
It's been a while since we've had a lot of smelly people like this.
I love it.
It's better if it stinks, right?
That's right.
When I go shopping or walk for a day, I like the smell of sweaty socks.
What I like the most is the smell of wet socks after a dance lesson.
What do you do when you smell it?
When I smell it, I know how hard I worked.
I see.
It's your own.
If you ask me for it, I'll buy it for you.
What do you ask for?
I like it.
It's cute.
If you ask me for it, I'll buy it for you.
Is it okay for a woman?
It's okay for a woman.
It's okay for a man.
It's okay for a man, right?
Yes.
If you think, "This woman is working so hard," you can buy it for me.
Can I?
Both of you are happy about it.
It's a good relationship.
It's embarrassing.
You're working hard.
It's true.
It's a smelly color, isn't it?
It's not white.
Can I have socks?
Yes, socks.
Socks.
Thank you.
It's amazing. I'm getting used to it.
It suits you.
It smells like me.
I'm happy.
Are you happy?
Are you working hard?
My heels are fine.
But my toes...
I'm working hard.
I'm happy.
That's good.
SK Ishibata with 127 points.
nb Shirama with 140 points.
nb has won!
Unfortunately, that's it for this week.
Thanks to everyone's hard work, we're entering the second week!
We'd like to thank the members of both teams for their hard work.
After this, we'll play a little of the new song.
Last year's AKB48 nationwide tour was finally released on the 27th of this month as a DVD and Blu-ray!
Each team's victory or defeat was recorded in one moving song!
The match hasn't been decided yet, so only for 30 seconds...
SK48's new song will be released on March 31st!
"Koketisshu Jutaichuu" will be released!
30 seconds is surprisingly short!
After this, we'll play nmb's new song "Don't Look Back"!
The program's official iphone app!
This week, just like spring,
cute Mukaichi Mion's shrewd face will...
Hey, hey, look at me!
...begin streaming!
I love you!
Then, please enjoy nmb's new song "Don't Look Back" for only 30 seconds!