AISubs v3.5
March is the season of parting.
It will gently heal your lonely feelings.
Hello?
Natori Wakana's Whisper Telephone.
Broadcast start!
The show has begun.
"Ariu A.K.A. Study Japan"!
Ariu-san.
Yes?
This is sudden, but...
I received a letter from the staff earlier.
Could you read it for me?
Can you read it?
Ariu-san, we have a problem.
That 0.2% of viewership of Kojima Haruna are riding the ride now.
Last time we broadcasted "Kojima Haruna's Favorite Festival",
holding back other songs and getting top viewership,
0.2% of viewership became 1.7% of viewership.
It's low.
On March 24th, they will release idols and erotic photos.
That's right.
So this time, we will aim for high viewership with Kojima Haruna,
the queen of viewership riding the ride.
Let's go!
From "Natori Wakana" staff...
Let's go!
Let's get guns!
Let's go get guns!
So it's a battle of VTRs.
A battle of VTRs.
Let's watch it!
VTR, start!
With their latest single "48",
along with Kashiwagi Yuki, they were called to the center.
Oh, you have a nice face.
The photo book that was released last year was a record-breaking hit.
Receiving that, Kojima Haruna will release her third photo book in March.
The project focused on her recorded a rare high viewing rate in the middle of the night and even in the city.
I love it.
It's cute and stylish.
It's perfect.
Are you talking about Lady Gaga?
I've been a fan of her for a long time and I love her.
I think she's the prettiest woman.
I've seen her in person and she has an aura.
Really?
I think she's really cute.
I like her.
I want her to be my granddaughter.
Her eyes are my justice.
No, no, no.
Her eyes are my justice.
She has a good heart.
I admire her.
I want to be like her.
Nowadays, many people in Japan love Kojima Haruna.
Wow.
Top idol, Kojima Haruna.
Her influence is countless.
This man says that her influence reaches even the ramen industry.
Until now, many trends have come up in the ramen industry.
The biggest trend in the ramen industry is Kojima Haruna Ramen.
Kojima Haruna Ramen.
Tonight, we're going to talk about Kojima Haruna Ramen, which is famous for inspiring Kojima Haruna.
First, Nagoya's first, a little spicy Kojima Haruna Ramen.
The Taiwanese Maze Soba restaurant, which was very popular in Nagoya,
went to Tokyo last July at 15,000 yen.
Then, Kojima Haruna opened and it's full of customers every day.
If it's weekdays, it's one hour.
If it's weekends, it's two hours.
It's like Kojima Haruna's handshake party.
First of all, I want you to pay attention to the kitchen.
Yes, Haruki.
This is the kitchen of the popular restaurant.
I want you to take a good look.
The noodles and fireworks are completely influenced by Kojima Haruna and are cooked.
Why?
It doesn't feel that different.
Please take a good look.
There are only two people, right?
Only those who are recognized as the main chef can prepare the sauce and cook it.
The manager, Takatsu-san and Hiraumi-san are in charge of it.
Wow!
But what does Kojima-san have to do with it?
They work together.
Kojima-san and Yukirin-san!
Yes, in "Noodles and Fireworks", Kojima Haruna was chosen as a double center chef.
However, she adopted Yukirin's double center system.
She has a gentle face.
She is the oldest in the restaurant.
She is a little stupid, but she is reliable.
She is still 23 years old.
She looks like her.
She is a young employee, Yukirin.
Yukirin is white.
Yukirin is in charge of many customers in this double center restaurant.
Yukirin.
Thank you for waiting.
This is Kojima Haruna's mixed noodles.
The mixed noodles are made by such a double center.
It's beautiful.
The green is amazing.
Right? It's amazing.
It's like green.
Around the center of Taiwan,
Nyam Nyam, Yukirin sings a new song "Green Flash" of the double center.
In Kyoto's Kujo, Negi and Nira,
there is a lot of green.
Hey, look at the horizon.
As they say, when you look at the sun sinking into the horizon,
a twinkling green light appears.
Green Flash.
It's Green Flash!
In the title of the new song,
when the sun rises and sets, the sun shines green for a moment.
"Green Flash" is a tribute to Kojima Haruna.
Even in mixed noodles, the bowl shines green for a moment.
It's amazing.
It looks delicious.
And when the sun sets,
it's a characteristic of Kojima Haruna's mixed noodles that they mix and eat so much that you can't see the green.
It's delicious.
It looks really delicious.
Taiwanese mint, green onion and laver are well combined and it's very delicious.
Koshima Haruna and its manager are also Koshima Haruna herself.
It's been a year and a half since I joined the company, but I'm in charge of the Tokyo branch.
That's great.
But I'm a little tired of it.
That's right. I quit my job right away and was working part-time.
That's right. He's a little tired of it.
He was working part-time as a fleeter until the age of 30, but he asked me to work for the main branch.
When he was 31 years old, he got a job in noodles and fireworks.
So you're going to quit here soon, aren't you?
You're going to quit anyway, aren't you?
Then...
I have no regrets about this noodles and fireworks life.
I, Takatsu Masaya...
Masaya! Graduation!
I was going to announce my graduation here, but I won't!
This betrayal is...
That's right!
I, Koshima Haruna...
Koshima Haruna herself in the general election...
I was going to...
announce my graduation here, but I won't!
This betrayal is...
...will continue after April!
I said I'd announce my graduation...
...but I won't!
Because the store manager withdrew his graduation...
...normal business after April will be decided!
I'm glad, I'm glad.
Now, speaking of Kojima-san...
...the last one is a full glass, right?
- A full glass? - A full glass?
In AKB, at the end of an event...
...a full glass of Kojima Haruna is a must!
Thank you very much!
Besides that, in AKB...
...noodles and fireworks...
A full glass of white rice is a must!
White rice and spicy Taiwanese minced meat go well together!
A full glass of Kojima Haruna is also a must!
Next up is...
Kojima Haruna-men...
...that shows various faces depending on the day!
In the back alleys of Kagurazaka Street...
...the shop is quietly set up...
...ramen "yameyan"!
Here...
...they serve ramen that is conscious of...
...Kojima Haruna's multi-role role...
...such as actresses, models and variety.
Kojima-san has three faces...
...actresses, models and the Republic of Japan.
That's right!
When she's a model...
...she's very pretty...
...and when she's a reporter...
...she's a little spaced out!
That's right!
Here...
...you can learn about Kojima-san...
...and use up her three faces...
...in Sanmosaku's ramen shop!
Sanmosaku...
Depending on the day and time...
...you can enjoy actress Kojima Haruna...
...in "yabeya"!
You can see her as a model...
...in "menya fujii"...
...in "kyoha koku" version of "maltana"...
...the shop has changed and you can enjoy...
...three completely different Kojima Haruna ramen!
First up...
Kojima Haruna actress ramen.
Wow, it looks delicious!
As expected of Kojima Haruna on screen!
Wow, it's really pretty!
"She used Kojima Haruna's acting...
...in "getsuku" as a reference."
How will it taste?
Itadakimasu!
It's delicious!
Just like Kojima Haruna's acting!
Wow, it's delicious!
I'll make you turn around.
There's no man who doesn't turn around for me.
No man?
Woman?
"This is a desperate attempt...
...at acting faithfully."
"She simmered pork and chicken...
...for about six hours."
"In addition, she added back fat...
...that was pasted on."
"Now, the actress is...
...the model Kojima Haruna!"
Wow, it looks delicious!
Wow! Sexy!
It's colorful, isn't it?
Of course!
This is the original ramen, isn't it?
Colorful as we are right now!
Wow! Look! Look! Look!
What's that?
I can see almost of it!
Is it okay to see it?
It's too much!
Is it okay for me to see this?
Besides, this wonton is...
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Some of you may have noticed, but this transparent wonton has a motif of transparent white swimsuits and underwear that model Kojima Haruna likes to wear a lot.
Moreover, even if she wears such an embarrassing transparent costume, she herself is...
Wow, it's amazing!
It's amazing!
You can do it so easily!
Isn't it embarrassing?
It's not embarrassing!
It's embarrassing!
If necessary, she doesn't even wear a nude costume.
That's model Kojima Haruna.
The last one is Kojima Haruna ramen from the Republic of Korea.
At first glance, it looks like Kojima Haruna is angry, doesn't it?
What? Is it true?
It may seem simple at first glance, but Kojima Haruna in the Republic of Korea has a lot of food in this cup.
Look at this!
This soup-soaked fluffy noodles!
What does it mean?
It's Kojima Haruna's fluffy thighs, isn't it?
Oh, it's true!
I see!
It's a little...
It's true!
It's really fluffy!
The noodles that faithfully reproduced Kojima Haruna's fluffy thighs...
It's yellow...
The seaweed that became cloudy after sucking on the soup...
What? It's soft!
Fluffy! Fluffy!
Fluffy!
She's conscious of her fluffy butt.
And in the middle, there is a Naruto.
This cherry-colored Naruto is completely conscious of Kojima Haruna's "that".
Cherry-colored...
It reminds me of that.
As beautiful flowers bloom in the bowl, Naruto completely reproduces "that".
However, this shop sometimes suddenly closes like Kojima Haruna.
Kojima-san, this is a regular program, right?
That's right.
Why are you taking a break?
That's right, that's right.
Like Kojima-san, who has taken a break 10 times in the past 5 years,
it may not open all of a sudden,
so please check in advance and bring your feet.
Ah! Ah!
Ah, you're the one and only!
Kojima is very excited about the appearance of a man in the crowd!
Lastly,
it's not because of Kojima-san,
it's because of Kojima-san!
Lastly, a new sensation!
Kojima Haruna noodles with spices permeating your body!
I want you to be active in the entertainment world for a long time!
For Kojima-san's health,
Manriki opened in May of last year.
It's a spice ramen I made for Kojima-san.
Wow!
Beautiful!
It's very colorful!
Wow!
Not only does it look colorful,
but Kojima-san is also particular about its contents!
First of all, I would like you to pay attention to the fact that in ramen, it is rare for pakchi and broccoli to be added for Kojima-san's sake.
That's true, it's rare. That's why it's green.
But why is it for Kojima-san's sake?
That's right. Pakchi and broccoli have a detox effect and anti-aging effect.
Kojima-san said...
What?
Grandma.
The oldest in the group!
In order for Kojima-san not to get any more into it...
That's helpful.
Pakchi and broccoli, which are rare in ramen, are added for detox purpose.
However, the taste is...
It's good!
It's my first time eating ramen like this!
It's really good!
It's a little different from other ramen I've had before.
It's a little spicy.
The smell is also amazing!
It smells like spices.
It's amazing!
This ramen uses 14 kinds of spices for Kojima- san's sake.
14 kinds?!
Why do you use so many spices?
That's right, coriander and turmeric spices are said to have an anti-aging effect.
My eyes are starting to swell!
This is a salad, right?
Kojima-san's sake makes you swell right away.
Homemade tomato sauce.
In the soup, there are a total of 14 kinds of spices.
If you drink this soup, your skin will definitely get better.
I really want Kojima-san to come and eat this ramen.
But there is one more reason I absolutely want Kojima- san to come and eat it.
What is it?
Actually, the owner really likes Kojima-san's favorite type of ramen.
Kojima-san, in interviews for magazines and other places,
expresses himself as "someone who likes to go around in life and is dying,"
but the owner, Ohashi-san, is 40 years old and is a little dying.
He has trained in a famous ramen shop for 20 years and has abundant knowledge of ramen.
He really likes Kojima-san's favorite type of ramen.
Furthermore...
The owner gives the owner a wig.
And when the owner puts on the wig,
who appears there?
Who is it?
Ah! The gentle rain!
I'm glad you like it.
Yes, when the host is talking about it,
Matsuzaki, who loves Kojima-san, can't stand it.
I can only watch it on this show.
It's amazing.
Kojima-san's influence on Matsuzaki-san is really amazing.
It's really amazing.
It's been a while since you said you like it.
Yeah.
How can you like it?
Are you asking me?
Kojima-san, who looks like Matsuzaki-san but is actually Matsuzaki-san.
Although he is influenced by Matsuzaki-san a lot,
there is a man who is against it.
What? Really?
I can't stand it anymore!
Haruna told me to shut up, but Haruna is influenced by me.
What do you mean?
Yoshimoto, come on!
What are you doing?
I'm happy.
Kojima, Haruna like kind people.
It's me who goes out with this kind of location.
Thank you for everything.
Kojima, Haruna like experienced people.
It's me who gets married after a week.
What?
No, no, no!
What are you saying?
No, Haruna doesn't like me like Matsuzaki-san.
No, it's not like that.
Haruna likes kind people.
In other words...
♪ I like kind people.
What is that?
It's a smile.
It's definitely a smile.
[Singing and dancing]
It's been a long time, Harunaoh!
[Singing and dancing]
When we say it, they always say it!
Do you want me to eat you up and transform into ramen?
Haruna, since you can't help it, do you want to eat it?
Haruna!
Haruna, delicious!
What is this?
This is the match that the staff went to get the viewing rate.
That's what it was about. Thank you. How was it?
It's good, isn't it?
It's 0.2.
I'm looking forward to tomorrow morning.
Me too.
I'm looking forward to tomorrow afternoon.
Like crying alone in a corner,
cry in a crowd of people.
Blurred streets, overflowing tears,
fantasy is kind to you.
I've never been close to saying goodbye.
I should have known, but why?
I wonder if I really liked you.
Because I couldn't admit it, I feel low.
Even if I'm strong, my heart is round.
Yeah!
That voice that sank down is also mine.
Love you!
Even if I'm hurt and it hurts,
I'll become stronger.
Oh!
Before dusk turns into night,
let's leave today's sadness behind.
Even if it's only a little far away, it's fine, right?
Even if something good happens tomorrow,
I don't know.