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Good evening, this is Ariyoshi and the AKB radio station!
This time, we have guests who will compete in numbers.
Eight people!
It's been a while since we had this many members.
Oya.
Miyazaki.
Takajo.
Izuta.
Natori.
Iwata.
Hashimoto.
Kawamoto.
Can you do it for two weeks?
Two weeks?
Two weeks is a little strict.
Strict?!
Are you serious?!
There are a lot of girls who seem like AKB's final weapon.
Oh, really?
I'll do it.
You can do it, right?
Let's do it.
Oya, you're getting more and more like a cow.
Stop it!
The next time we meet and you say you've lost weight, I'll call you right away!
It hasn't changed at all!
It's only been eight years!
What's wrong with you?!
I have to lose weight.
I'll do my best.
Please do.
Shall we begin?
The first segment is "The Truth of Rumors"!
Natori Wakana's Rumors from Bonsain.
Yes!
Natori has been made to cry by Oya.
That's right.
It's about last year's birthday party.
I received a letter as a surprise at the party.
The letter said...
I haven't been spoiled since I was little, so you can spoil me.
I thought it was definitely from my mom, so I cried.
Then, at the end of the letter, I said, "Oya, be quiet."
I pretended to be my mom and made her do it.
You're an idiot, but you have a good writing ability.
I'm not an idiot.
Besides, I did a lot of research about what I call my mom and what she calls me.
I made it with all my heart and I was so happy when I cried.
It was fun.
But I've been made fun of by you, too.
I'm an active person.
I'm working as a member of Team B now.
When I couldn't come to the first day of the show, you sent me an encouraging e-mail.
It's a long e-mail.
It's been a while.
Wait, I think Wakana got the same e-mail, too.
It's a gift.
What?
I'm so moved.
What's in it?
I'm so moved.
It's a gift.
It said, "I know you're doing your best and you know how you feel because you couldn't join the previous team."
It's a gift.
I was so shocked.
It's a gift.
I only changed the name.
How do you like it?
No, it's a copy.
How did you feel when you got a nice message from your boss?
If it was from Kojima, it would have been better.
How did you feel when you got a nice message from your boss?
It wasn't just by appearance.
It was a serious message.
I was moved.
You have a good sense of humor.
Do you have a senior like that?
No, it was only Shi-chan who sent me a message.
Kojima-san was the same, but he didn't send me a message.
You don't do that?
No, I don't know how to do it.
When I get a message, I only reply with the same sentence.
I don't reply with "I got it." I only reply with the same sentence.
That's amazing.
Send me a message.
It's just the right time.
I'll send you as much as you have to scroll.
I got it.
Let's move on.
I've been trying to get a message for two weeks.
I'm a little hot-tempered today.
I'm hot-tempered.
Let's move on.
Izuta goes to the bathroom as soon as she gets home.
She goes to the bathroom as soon as she gets home.
I think it's natural and strange.
Do you take off your shoes as soon as you enter the house?
Or do you take off your shoes as soon as you enter the bathroom?
I take off my shoes as soon as I enter the house.
The bathroom leaks because the house is far away.
I rush to the bathroom as soon as I enter the house.
I usually take off my shoes as soon as I enter the bathroom.
I take off my shoes as soon as I enter the bathroom.
I don't want to take off my clothes.
I want to wear my room clothes.
But I'm too lazy to change my room clothes.
I'm naked for a while.
I go to the living room as soon as I enter the bathroom.
You're alone, aren't you?
No, I'm with my family.
I don't care if my dad is there or my grandpa is there.
Doesn't your dad say anything?
I'm used to it.
Doesn't he tell you not to do it?
When there are customers, he tells me not to do it.
I can't help it, so I wrap a bath towel.
But I don't care about it.
You don't care about it.
I don't care about it with my relatives.
Do you always hold your pee and go home?
No, I don't.
You don't?
You don't go to the station or go to a convenience store?
I can't take it off at the station.
I can't do it.
You're not the type of person who can't do it unless you take it off.
I don't do it.
You want to be free as soon as you get home, right?
That's right.
I don't do it at home.
You don't do it?
I don't do it.
I don't do it in the winter either.
You don't do it at all?
I don't do it in the winter either.
I do it in someone's house after I take a bath.
That's right.
I don't do it in someone's house either.
I don't like it in someone's bed in the winter.
I don't like it at all.
It's normal.
I see.
I was surprised.
Is it like that for your whole family?
Are you fine naked?
Is it only you?
It's only me.
Not at all.
I see.
I don't do it in school either.
I see.
Even if I take off my pants from behind, I don't do it at all.
You can't even take off your pants.
Does Oya take off pants of members other than Izu- chan?
Izu-chan doesn't do it.
Izu-chan is fine with it.
Izu-chan doesn't feel embarrassed if I do it in front of her.
I don't care if I'm taken off.
You're fine with it?
You're totally fine with it?
I don't say "stop it", so it's fun for me.
How about you, Oya?
I can't do it either!
You can't?
I can't even take a bath with my members.
You don't let me see you at all.
You tell me to look at you in underwear.
Why?
You do it like this.
What do you mean?
I was joking about it.
I was fat, so I wanted you to see me when I was big.
I don't take it off.
How about you, Takajo?
I can take a bath with my members normally.
You can take a bath normally?
Yes.
I see.
Oya, why do you hate it?
I don't know what to do if I'm different from others.
We're all different, aren't we?
I feel like I'm more unique than others.
I don't see many people of the same type.
You don't have green nipples, do you?
I think you're a little different.
I feel like I'm different from others.
You're not in your early years.
I can't do it yet.
You can't do it yet?
Yes.
What should you do when you go back?
When I go back, what should I do?
I'll just stay at home.
You'll stay at home, work, and go back.
You'll do it properly someday.
If you say so, I'll do it properly.
Really.
Let's go to the next one.
Takajo said yesterday...
Takajo's natural episode is...
Everything smells like shit.
I've been doing this for about 7 years in AKB.
I feel like everything has been denied.
Takajo's natural episode smells like shit.
The first one.
When your boots don't fit and you bleed from your feet...
You put band-aid on your boots and not your feet.
Why?
It's true.
This is not true.
It's true.
It's not like that.
Boots' soles were like this.
This is the soles of the feet.
And this is the soles of the feet.
And I got hurt here.
You did it with your feet!
You got hurt with your feet.
The soles of my boots were like this.
They kept hitting my feet and bleeding.
I put band-aid on my boots for the first time.
I put band-aid on my boots and thought it was fixed.
I took it off and put band-aid on my boots for the next day.
The soles of my boots were like this and I got hurt.
I didn't put band-aid on my boots.
I put band-aid on my boots because my boots were injured.
You put band-aid on the inside of your boots?
That's right.
You can't see it.
I know that.
You didn't put band-aid on the outside of your boots, did you?
No, I didn't.
It's a meaningful action.
I see.
The second one is...
After using a transparent plastic umbrella for a while,
I used an ordinary umbrella that wasn't transparent.
I couldn't see in front of me and hit various places.
You walked like this, didn't you?
That's right. I use an umbrella quite deeply.
Because you're tall, don't you?
Yes, I'm tall and...
I said "yes", but...
You said "umbrella", didn't you?
I said "umbrella", didn't I?
I'm tall and my feet get wet easily.
So, I use an umbrella as low as possible.
The way you use an umbrella is different.
Some people use it this way and some people use it this way.
I use it this way.
You use it in front of you, don't you?
When I use an umbrella like this...
When you use a transparent plastic umbrella, you can see your face clearly in front of you, can't you?
So, I bought an umbrella with a transparent plastic umbrella for a while.
When I used it like I always do, I hit various people and they hit me.
Can you show us?
When you wear an umbrella like this, it rains heavily, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
But it's really natural, isn't it?
Yes, it's really natural.
One day, you looked really red.
I wondered if you had a fever and asked you "what's wrong?"
You said "I don't know how to breathe".
But, really...
When I participated in shooting for AKB for the first time...
The shutter speed of AKB's live magazine shooting is really fast.
It's my first time, but I'm interested in the speed.
I don't know where I should laugh or breathe.
I can't breathe and my face turns red.
What did you say?
I don't know how to breathe.
It's not a natural episode of autumn.
When we went out for a meal, we decided to go back by taxi.
It was a narrow road.
I asked a taxi driver to stop me in autumn.
I was looking at the store and went in.
The taxi didn't stop at all.
When I looked at it like this, it was really autumn.
It was an empty car, but it passed by.
It really passed by about six cars.
If I did it, it would have stopped.
That's why I don't think Takajima Aki is in this world anymore.
You don't think he's in this world anymore?
Do you think he's in this world anymore?
No, I don't think he's in this world anymore.
I don't think he's in this world anymore.
Do you think he's a ghost?
No, I don't think so.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry for my first discovery.
Who else is in this natural episode?
Isn't there such a natural person in this episode?
I don't know.
But I think I'm a natural person.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What's wrong with you?
I'm different from others.
I'm natural, or rather I'm different.
My grandma is also different from me.
She always says, "Why aren't you like me?"
My grandma and my grandma are really different.
They're so different I can't even think of them as my own.
I'm normal, but there are people around me who are really different.
This episode is not specific at all.
It's all about grandma and Dan.
I'm normal, but there are people around me who are really different at all.
Then don't say it now!
Miyazaki Miho's rumor is...
Miyazaki was attacked by a grandma with Tsukiji.
What happened?
I'm not good at seafood.
Raw fish like sashimi...
There was a time when I went to Tsukiji early in the morning.
Seafood bowl...
People around me ordered it.
I read the atmosphere and ordered a seafood bowl for 2,500 yen.
But I couldn't eat anything.
You couldn't eat anything?
I could only eat seaweed miso soup or drink it.
But the clerk said, "Don't eat it!"
Don't eat it!
I got angry.
She said, "Don't hurt my employee!"
She said it in the kitchen.
I asked, "Was it about me?"
Was it about me?
She said it and I was very angry.
I don't know about that, but...
It's like getting into a fight.
I'm sorry, but I paid for it and went home.
You couldn't eat it?
I was afraid of old ladies.
Old ladies look scary.
Old ladies are scary and it's like a queue.
It's nice to be in a queue.
If you stand in front of one of them...
You'll see their faces.
That's true.
I didn't want to get in a queue.
You didn't want to get in a queue.
It can't be helped.
You don't get angry easily.
I don't get angry easily.
You don't get angry?
I had a circle in my mouth.
I didn't have a mirror in my hand.
I hit the back of an ATM.
I was in a queue.
I didn't want to get out of the ATM.
What about you, Takahashi?
Don't you get angry easily?
I get angry easily.
What do you get angry about?
Recently...
My dog failed in the bathroom.
If your dog fails in the bathroom, how angry do you get?
Why are you asking me that?
That's all.
Do it again.
Why are you asking me that?
Why is it so funny?
Did you come here?
I got it. You are a bad girl.
You didn't listen to me.
Next is Trevia Anna Izumi.
Let's start.
Trevia Anna beans knowledge for Iwata Karen.
Iwata loves Attack on Titan.
That's right!
Huh? What?
Can I ask you something?
It's that manga, isn't it?
I love it so much that I have all of it.
But I only have the same number of DVDs.
I love it so much that I don't even know what's inside.
I've always wanted to say this...
I love Arioshi-san so much.
Why?
Even in Attack on Titan, I love a character called Captain Levi.
And that Captain Levi is very similar to Arioshi- san!
Oh, really? I'm not fond of being called like that.
It's like you always have wrinkles on your forehead.
It's so similar!
I heard you have a little bit of a blemish.
That's similar, too.
Captain Levi also has a blemish.
That's amazing!
I think this is fate.
Thank you!
Is there anyone else who looks like him?
Like your parents?
My parents...
Are you a titan?
I don't like that!
I heard you can imitate a hawk!
I can imitate a hawk, too.
Can you do anything?
Like what?
I can do it, too!
Try it!
You can do it, right?
Can you imitate a titan when it's walking?
Of course!
After this, the end of humanity is in danger!
A titan rampages in the studio!
Is an "attack on titan" completely live?
In the studio, the titans rampage!
Walk like a titan.
I'll do it.
Look down!
This isn't it!
What's this?!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- 165 votes!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
This continuation will be broadcast next week!
After commercials, AKB48's new single "Green Flash"!
Let's leave our sadness behind
Ariyoshi akb iphone app!
This week's new work is Natori Wakana's delusional kiss video!
Hey, hey, look over here!
I love you!
Let's leave today's sadness behind.
It's okay to take a little detour, isn't it?
Tomorrow may be good, but I don't know.
I'm lonely.
I just want to look ahead.
Even if footprints disappear soon,
Regrets won't disappear.
I once saw an old French movie.
In it, it said that
The moment the sun sets,
The green light remains until the end.
If you look ahead, you can be happy.
It's kind of nice, isn't it?
See you later. I miss you.
I'm lonely. I just want to see you.
I always look up at the sky.
Before dusk turns into night,
I remember everything that happened today.
I choose only what I will take with me tomorrow.
Walk more slowly.