AISubs v3.5
"Kojima Haruna's Favorite Festival"!
Our first lady, Kojima Haruna, is now riding a ride!
She's now at the center of the new single "KKB48".
She's also released a photo book!
With that, Kojima Haruna's favorite entertainers have gathered!
However, they had an even more important mission...
And that is...
There's only one thing I want you guys to do.
And that is, I want you guys to film this for two episodes!
Oh!
That's a good idea!
Then we can take a break!
Their mission is...
To make "aryoshi" take a break in two episodes!
Question! What kind of face does Kojima Haruna make when she poops?
Do you want to know?!
Do you want to know about this, you idiot?!
The answer is...
She does it like this.
So do you want to see it?!
If you want to see it, say it, you idiot!
With four entertainers, Kojima Haruna's love- themed story has opened up!
But...
It's supposed to be a fun recording, but because of "aryoshi"'s pressure...
I'm being praised...
Can you do it one more time from the beginning?
And the scene where she's being crushed by too much tension...
But it can't go on like this!
The anxiety and tension in the studio...
With "aryoshi", Kojima Haruna's love song "yasashii ame" has been released!
Kojima Haruna, let's do it together!
The studio has become one, and the excitement has reached its peak!
If I say it, you'll definitely do it for me!
And tonight, it gets even more exciting!
Kojima Haruna's "marshmallow body" is completely banned!
And now, as a half-time show...
This person has come to liven up the venue!
Please give it up for her!
The person who will liven up this half-time show is Yasumura-san!
Half...half-time show?
I can't feel the tension coming out of the door!
I'm scared of your face!
Let me tell you a story!
Please!
In this world, there are poses that may look good even if they are open depending on movement and angle.
Today, I would like to show you various poses of Haruna Kojima-san.
First of all, election!
Kojima-san, who was called by the name of the general election, also has a pose that looks good.
Then, the general election's pose!
Come on!
I can see it!
Wow! Wow!
Can you see it, Chan-mi?
It's Zenra!
It's not in! Is it okay?
Please relax!
Is it in?
Wow! It was in!
Next is gravure!
Even Kojima-san, who is shooting gravure, can see Zenra's pose!
Now, gravure's Zenra's pose!
Come on!
Hey!
Zenra-san!
Her boobs are sticking out!
Don't worry.
That surprised me!
Next up is rock-paper-scissors.
Even Kojima-san, who won rock-paper-scissors, has a Zenra-like pose.
Let's see Zenra's Zenra-like pose for rock-paper- scissors.
Come on!
Hey!
It's the same as before!
Are you kidding me?
It's definitely Zenra.
Don't worry. I'm in.
Not like that!
Next is dancing.
Kojima-san, who dances heavy rotation, also has a Zenra-like pose.
Let's see Zenra's dance pose. Come on!
Hey!
Huh? Are you okay?
Are you okay?
This is bad!
Don't worry, Kojima-san. I'm in.
Next is shaking hands.
Kojima-san, who shakes hands, also has a Zenra- like pose.
Let's see Zenra's shaking hands pose. Come on!
Hey!
I saw it! I saw it!
I saw it just now!
Huh? I saw it just now!
He's shaking hands with such a low posture.
Don't worry, Arios-san. I'm in.
Come on!
I'm in!
The last one is today's digest.
Zenra-like pose, five times in a row.
This is very difficult, so we don't know if we'll succeed, but we'll do our best.
Let's see today's digest.
Zenra-like pose, five times in a row.
Come on!
Thank you very much!
Actually, this Kojima-san can show you a pose that looks like Zenra at once.
Kojima-san, do you have any requests?
Anything is fine.
Since you call me "nyannyan", I'll show you a pose that looks like "nyannyan".
A pose like "nyannyan"?
Yes.
I got it.
You know it?
Yes, I've already learned it.
Then, a pose like "nyannyan".
Come on!
A pose like "nyannyan".
Wow!
Amazing!
Are you okay? Are you panting?
Please ignore me.
Am I panting?
When you eat ramen, it looks like this.
Yes, it does.
Then, Ariyoshi-san's request.
A pose like "nyannyan" when you eat ramen.
I got it.
A pose like "nyannyan" when you eat ramen.
Come on!
A pose like "nyannyan" when you eat ramen.
Yes.
A pose like "nyannyan" when you eat ramen.
Your hands are shaking.
That's strong.
I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
I can do anything.
Can you do a pose like "nyannyan" when you pass a station?
Can you do it?
Of course.
A pose like "nyannyan" when you pass a station.
Come on!
A pose like "nyannyan" when you pass a station.
You can do it.
A request for a celebration.
A request for a celebration is pretty good.
A request for a celebration.
Come on!
What's that?
Don't worry about it.
Go ahead, Kenji!
How did you like our impromptu performance?
It was wonderful!
When you wore my pants, I was so excited.
You looked like a real person.
We have similar bodies.
Marshmallow bodies.
I'm aware of it.
Thank you so much for joining us today!
Now, let's go back to our favorite entertainer.
The last one is Mr. Alka and Peace!
Let's go!
Shut up!
I'm coming, he's coming.
Oh my guard, Sender Gojiharu.
Bassuke, lala, bus line.
Escona, Diamond Line.
Gojiharu, Gojiharu.
This is the moment when you believe in the existence of God, Maskena.
Dei, Sei, Bray, Konomadase, Toi, Iikami, Tsukatteru, Sekei,
Iikami, Tukattel, Sendargodansha,
Godanshah, Dama, Godanshah, Beskena, Thinlight, Jisugino, Godanshah, Senderskena, Sei ,
It could be that it's a subsidies, it could be a hat, it could be...
A retweet to my cute Twit on Twitter...
- Twit? - You know that Twit?
- You know it, do you? - Twit?
January 25.
you doing these kind of tweets?
Night time theater is boring.
It doesn't matter!
cute!
cute tweets!
It doesn't matter!
You seen that?
Tweet?
January 21st.
Yes.
These kind of tweets?
New Month.
It doesn't matter!
Cute.
You don't know anything!
Tweet of day!
You seen that?
Koji, park, you doing this kind of...
you know this business or this production?
That's the Production Agency.
I like it.
Production Agency.
It's there.
Production Agency.
Calm down.
Production Agency.
- Production Agency. - That's the agency.
- Agency? - Production Agency.
Calm down, Koji.
I'll watch you.
- This is your notebook, right? - Yeah.
- Can you see? - Yeah.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
- I'm coming. - Yeah.
- Oh, it's all right. It's all right. - It's all right.
- Thank you so much for the pizza!
- Kojima-san. - Yes? - How was it?
- It was very authentic. - Oh!
- Authentic. - What did you say?
- It was authentic. - I'm happy.
- It wasn't very popular because it was authentic and I saw it.
- I thought it was amazing. - It was amazing.
- It wasn't very popular. - I thought it was amazing.
- It's amazing! - Oh!
- I'm not very happy about it.
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
- Yes, thank you both for "ALK & PEACE"!
- Now, since the four teams' stories have ended, let's move on to the judging.
- One win and two losses. - Yes.
- One win and two losses. - One win and two losses.
- If you're interested, please vote for us. - Yes.
- Kojima-san, please announce the best duo.
- The best duo is...
Torima-san, please announce the best duo!
The best duo is...
The half-time winner is Yasumura-san!
Yasumura-san, please come to the studio!
Thank you very much!
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
Can you show us your best pose?
That would be great!
Kojima-san's best pose when he was chosen!
Come on!
What?
That's it!
I'm glad!
It took you about three seconds!
Kojima-san, what did you choose and decide for Yasumura-san?
I was shocked when I saw this!
His pose is amazing!
Yasumura-san, how do you feel about being chosen?
I'm always conscious of you, and I'm grateful for that.
We're about the same in size.
It's not 103, 101, or 109.
I'm happy for you. Thank you.
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
So, for Yasumura-san and Kojima-san, who have been chosen as the best actors and actresses,
they will have a fan meeting with Kojima-san as a reward!
That's great!
Can we prepare one more?
You're right!
Kojima-san, please stand next to Yasumura-san.
Kojima-san is wearing red.
Kojima-san is on the left.
Kojima-san, please pose for us.
Here we go.
Meow, meow!
Thank you very much!
I can't believe I can take a picture with you.
I'm so happy!
Kojima-san is happy!
I refused to take a picture with you.
Can I post it on Twitter?
Thanks to everyone,
Kojima-san's charm has been transmitted to everyone in front of the TV and, above all, to Ariyoshi-san.
That's right.
It's been about five years and I can finally see it.
Who made you able to see it?
Fuutomas.
You're the worst!
Wait a minute!
You're the worst!
No, no, no!
Is this your vision?!
Now that Ariyoshi-san has come to like Kojima-san more than before,
we'd like to say goodbye with a "nyan, nyan," of course.
Ariyoshi-san, you'll do it with us, right?
Yes.
Then, let's do it together!
One, two...
Nyan, nyan!
Bye-bye!
As you can see, viewers,
unfortunately, this project won't last for two weeks.
Therefore, we'll cancel the "shakuume" project that we had prepared for this occasion.
Emergency project!
Sexy wet dressing competition!
Yeah!
Yes!
The rules are simple.
We will see who can eat this sexy wet dressing as much as we can.
And the winner will get this wet dressing for 10 bucks!
Yeah!
Wow!
This is a newly released one.
We made it by making the sauce of our meat well.
Oh, it smells good.
It's very delicious, so we hope you enjoy it!
Yeah!
Then, let's start with Si-chan!
Yeah!
Sexy wet dressing competition Entry No. 1
Oh yeah! Shizuka!
Then, let's start!
Wow! What a beautiful shape!
Wow!
It's a type of wet dressing which you can eat from the beginning.
It's delicious!
Sexy wet dressing competition Entry No. 2
KURA MOCHII ASA
Then, let's start!
"Iwa - nureoka - ki" on sale now.
Entry No. 3 Kitahara Rie for "sexy nureoka - ki" competition.
Cute!
Tasty!
Great!
"sexy nureoka - ki" competition. Entry No. 4 Uchida Mayumi for "sexy nureoka - ki" competition.
Nice scent.
Soak me in it.
Lastly, Kojima-san, please.
"sexy nureoka - ki" competition. Entry No. 5
Kojima Harumi for "sexy nureoka - ki" competition.
Cute.
You are cute, Okaki-chan.
It's good.
Delicious!
This is really good.
The taste...
It's really good.
I want to win.
Let's choose the winner.
The winner is...
After this, the sexy wet drawing queen will be decided.
Ariyoshi akb iphone app.
This week's new product is a delusional telephone from Kizaki Yuria.
Did you forget something?
Isn't it good?
See you later!
Wow, what a beautiful shape!
A sexy wet drawing competition to see how sexy you can eat wet drawing!
Now...
Wet drawing...
On sale...
Cute!
Not only sexy gestures and body movements, but also intelligence and personality are one of the criteria.
Delicious!
Good smell!
A sexy word that doesn't smell like an idol's.
It's all over me!
It's good.
Who will be the sexy wet okaki queen?
It's time for "destiny"!
The winner is...
me!
Really?!
Yes!
For those of you who want to eat this wet okaki, please come to the station.
It's 420 yen.
Thank you!
See you...
next time!
Next time!
What do you mean "next time"?
How many times?
How many?
It's good.