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This week's new work is a delirious phone call from Kitahara Rie.
Hello, I caught a cold.
Why didn't you tell me?
Kojima Haruna's favorite festival!
But this time, Kojiharu-san will like it, like it, and can't get enough of it.
To all of you who caused it, please come and join us!
I know you've all been waiting for this, but let's call out everyone's idol, Kojima Haruna-san!
Ariyoshi-san, will you join us?
Yes!
One, two...
Nyan-nyan!
Thank you!
One, two...
Nyan-nyan!
Thank you!
For now, let's wait for another opportunity for everyone to calm down.
Kojima-san, what do you think?
A lot of people have joined us.
I'm very happy!
First of all, I'd like to tell you how much we like you, Kojima-san.
Are you ready, everyone?
Here we go.
Kojiharu-san's birthday is...
One, two...
April 19, 1988!
Kojima-san!
Thank you for being born!
Here we go again.
Kojima-san's weight when he was born is...
I know it's pretty difficult, but here we go.
One, two...
Approximately 3,000 grams!
This is embarrassing.
I think it's difficult, but I will imitate Kojima- san.
Can you guess what Kojima-san is doing?
I think it's difficult.
Good morning.
I think it's difficult.
Can you guess what Kojima-san is doing?
Approximately 3,000 grams!
I did it!
Everyone is in sync.
Kojima-san, can you guess what Kojima-san is doing?
I think it's difficult.
I've never seen anyone say they like Kojima-san in a show business meeting.
You don't say that, do you?
I don't say it at all.
It's just a joke, right?
It's difficult.
I didn't know you like Kojima-san so much.
I'm happy.
This time, we're going to show you a joke about Kojima-san.
Of course, Kojima-san will be judging the joke.
The point of judging is how much Kojima-san loves Kojima-san.
Kojima-san will give Kojima-san a nice reward.
What is it?
I'm looking forward to it.
Everyone, how excited are you?
Let's ask each of them how excited they are.
Why are you being mean all of a sudden?
No, it's nothing.
Let's go.
Should we go in order?
Yes, let's go in order from the beginning.
Wow! There's more energy than "the manzai"!
"Next" is a weird way of saying it.
In order to tell Kojima-san how much I like him, I've been working on it for three days.
So, I'm going to do it today!
Next
I'm so excited that I could end my life today.
Really?
Yes!
Really?
No.
I'm that excited.
Next
Yes, that's right.
That's scary.
I'm going to bring out Kojima-san's good points and add a lot of comedy elements to it.
There's only one thing I want you guys to do.
I want you guys to film this twice.
Next
Then we can take a break.
Yes!
Is it like that?
Why do we have to spend so much time like this?
I see.
It's hot.
Let's talk for a long time.
It's hot.
Yes.
This is tough.
I hope my love for Kojima-san will be conveyed.
If Kojima-san chooses me as number one today, I will hit him with the feeling that I don't want to be an entertainer anymore!
What are you doing?
You know his name!
Next! Next!
Next!
Kojima-san chose me as number one today.
I hope my love for Kojima-san will be conveyed.
Is that okay?
Are you still shy?
Please! Please!
Give me a funny breath.
Can you give me about 15 minutes?
I think you can do it soon.
"Nyukkiri Pakkari"! Hello! I'm Kojima-san's favorite entertainer!
It's today!
Why did you break your heart?
I felt like my own body was being pulled out in this recording.
Can I decide all of these lines and comments?
I'll go first.
Everyone's feelings are one.
We made this story for Kojima-san's love.
We worked hard to make it.
As entertainers, this is one of our greetings.
We made this story for Kojima-san's love.
Please watch it!
This is "MACHINE GUNS".
Do it properly.
It's difficult.
It's very difficult.
I'm nervous.
You like it, don't you?
I don't like it.
Stand up.
Kojima-san, how do you feel?
I'm nervous.
It has nothing to do with Kojima-san.
I'm nervous.
Nakamura, you can do it.
Let's see the story.
"TOP BATTER" is "MACHINE GUNS".
Please watch it!
Double Tsukkomi Manzai "MACHINE GUNS".
Tsukkomi! Tsukkomi! Tsukkomi!
Shoot Kojima's heart!
I'm so happy!
We really love you, Kojima Hanna!
We love you so much!
But because we love you so much, we looked you up on the internet!
We did!
But there are more people in the world who love you more than we do!
There are!
Isn't that amazing?!
It is!
And you brought it all the way here!
You should read it up for us, Hanna!
It's all real.
It's all real, right?
We're listening.
This is amazing!
It is!
Excuse me, I'm married to Kojima Hanna, but what should I do?
I'm the same age as her,
we have the same birthday,
we have the same blood type and even our birth date,
so we're definitely not getting married!
That's scary!
Don't get carried away, you idiot!
We're all the same, so we can't get married!
That's scary!
The answer is amazing!
First, you become a writer,
then you become a commentator,
then you co-star in the same show,
and then you start talking to each other!
That's ridiculous!
That's ridiculous, you idiot!
Becoming a commentator isn't realistic!
That's true!
You brought it all the way here!
That's scary!
That's ridiculous!
You brought it all the way here!
I love this so much, it's amazing!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Question! I want Kojima Haruna-chan's breath! What should I do?
That's disgusting!
What do you want me to do, you idiot?
What kind of breath do you use?
The answer is amazing, too!
Answer! It's the fastest way to collect air in a handshake!
You did it!
You did it, you idiot!
How do you collect air?
You're right!
I'll ask you one more question.
Question! How much is Kojima Haruna-chan's breath?
I'm not selling it to you!
I'm not selling it to you, you idiot!
Answer! It's normal, isn't it?
Out of 500ml of pure air, it's probably expensive,
but if it contains any other impurities, the value goes down, doesn't it?
Well, in general, 300ml is 2,000 yen.
I'm not selling it to you, you idiot!
This is amazing, too!
Question! I want Kojima Haruna-chan to press my neck like a dog!
Ask me a question, you idiot!
You're just saying whatever you want!
Answer! I'm more of a dog!
Answer me, you idiot!
This is an amazing situation!
What are you talking about, you idiot?!
This is amazing!
Question! If Kojima Haruna officially announces her graduation,
what will happen to Ariyoshi A.k.a. B. Kyougoku's management?
What will happen?
Answer! I think Matsuko Deluxe, who has a good relationship with Ariyoshi, will do it!
She's doing it today, you idiot!
It's a popular show, you idiot!
It doesn't matter!
You're right about that, you idiot!
This is amazing, too!
Question! Will Kojima Haruna poop?
What are you talking about?!
What are you talking about, you idiot?!
Answer! She's pooping every day!
Did you see that?!
Don't say it like you saw it, you idiot!
Question! What kind of face does Kojima Haruna make when she poops?
Do you know?!
Do you know about this, you idiot?!
Answer! I think she does it like this.
Did you see that?!
Don't say it like you saw it, you idiot!
This is also unfortunate!
Question! Our will is to be an A.k.a. B. fan,
and especially to choose what Kojima Haruna is,
and that is our soul!
That is our soul!
His face is not a law set by God, and his voice is so soft and sweet, Kojima Haruna, I love you the most in the world! That is the song of God!
That's disgusting! Where's the money?!
Alright, let's go home! Thank you very much!
Thank you very much, Machine Gun Star!
Well, it's been a while since we've seen Kojima- san so popular, but...
It's a very tense scene!
Sometimes I can't stop laughing, but sometimes I can't stop shaking my hands!
During rehearsal, everyone laughed a little more.
What kind of betrayal is this?!
Anyway, Kojima-san...
Um, Takizawa-san is...
Um, he's very shiny, you know...
He's scary, you know!
Why don't you just look at Kojima-san?!
By the way, Nishiore-san, you're married, right?
Yes.
Do you have any guarantors for that?
Yes.
Oh, when I got married, my guarantor became Ario- san...
Hmm...
It doesn't matter now, does it?
I thought it didn't matter, too! Did you hear me?!
Ask me and I'll answer you!
Ask me!
Why me?!
Just answer me!
Don't ask me, you idiot!
That's right!
I'm not sorry! I'm not sorry!
How was it, Ario-san? The story?
It's all true, you know!
It's really written in there, right?!
Just show me your face when you poop, Kojima-san!
I won't!
I'm not telling you to do it!
Just show me your face!
You're crazy!
Next is Matsubara Futo.
"No, I don't like it" as well as "I like it" love letter to Kojima.
Hello, Matsubara Futo.
Hello.
Kojima and Haruna are cute and we love them.
That's right.
But because they are too good, there are parts you don't like.
There are.
The guidebook we bought for our trip to Korea was actually from Hong Kong.
No, I don't like it
Before you buy a guidebook, you should buy a world map and kanji drills.
That's right.
We need Kojima and Haruna's guidebook.
That's right.
That's why we have to buy the photo book which will be released in March.
That's right.
In the supporting drama, they take off their skirts and pants.
No, I don't like it
Even in commercials, they walk around with their underwear on.
I don't know how to sing or dance, but somehow I'm doing fine
"The viewership rating of "Sousenkyo" is 0.2%, which is the lowest in the past."
"The rankings of "Sousenkyo" are 6th, 7th, 6th, 7th, 9th, 8th..."
It's starting to tilt a little.
At the culture festival, they sold juice for 3 years in a row.
They must have been selling light juice.
Just like the viewership rating, it's about 0.2%.
They're good.
When one of the members, Shizuka Oya, was about to hang herself,
she convinced the staff to let her hang herself,
and the fans praised her for it.
I'll say it again from the beginning.
When one of the members, Shizuka Oya, was about to hang herself,
she convinced the staff to let her hang herself,
and the fans praised her for it.
But in reality, when Mariko Shinoda was convincing her,
she was asked, 'You think so too, don't you?'
So she just said 'yes' and said goodbye.
That's awful.
What's with that straight hair?
Well, I guess she was wearing a pink coat for the culture festival.
I don't know why.
But I guess she likes pink because her nipples are colorful.
Ah, she's coordinating.
Huh? Isn't it about time?
That's awful.
Thank you very much.
What do you think, Kojima-san?
"There's a lot of information, and I'm very happy." "Thank you."
I'd like to send it to my family.
If you made it for this occasion, you made it.
Remember it well.
That alone makes me nervous.
Next is "Kind Rain."
Matsuzaki, who has no interest in women,
sings a love song for Kojima for some reason.
We've heard that you like Kojima Haruna.
I like her.
Kojima Haruna likes me.
Huh?
She's getting a lot of my influence.
Huh?
I made it into a song. Please listen.
Huh?
Kojima Haruna is at home in a fluffy room.
She is wearing a wedding dress.
She remembers my grandchild's hairstyle.
She used to wear a mask, but now she doesn't care about her face.
She met me and changed her mind.
When we co-starred in "Yasashii Ame" and other programs,
we all followed our co-stars in commercials.
You are always more interesting.
She has a great inner voice.
Come, come, come in my way!
Nyanyanya, nyanyanya, nyanyanya, nyanyanya, nyanyanya, nyanyanya,
together!
Nyanyanya, nyanyanya, nyanyanya, nyanyanya, nyanyanya,
OK!
She always does as I say!
You like me, but I like Yoshimoto.
Sorry, I like you, but I don't like you, I like you.
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
I'm jealous of everyone in front of the TV.
Kojima-san, you like Matsuzaki-san, don't you?
No!
That's right! That's right!
That's right!
I'd like to confirm one thing. Kojiharu-san, you like Matsuzaki-san, don't you?
I didn't think so, but when I heard the song, I thought so.
That's right! That's right! That's right!
But Matsuzaki is only a two-dimensional woman, so I can't give her much love.
Well...well...well, I'm sorry.
Kojiharu-san, I love you! I love you!
No! No! No!
Do your best! A little more!
Kojiharu-san is asking you how you like her.
What should I do? I have no choice but to be two- faced.
What about her face?
Her face... Her face is not like that.
You're lying!
Her face... Her face...
Her face is not like that, but I think it's pretty good that you like her this much.
I'll do my best.
Do your best.
I'll be waiting for you.
Ario-san, how did you like it?
No, no, well... well... I heard her voice a lot.
It's not the first time!
This is not the first time!
Next week, Kojimaharuna will finally completely destroy the marshmallow body!
After the commercial,
AKB48's new single "Kashiwagi Yuki" and Kojimaharuna will decorate the center!
AKB48 was formed in 2005.
A new single will decorate the start of 2015, the 10th anniversary year!
Kashiwagi Yuki will decorate the center!
And we, the MCs of "Kyo-wa-goku", Kojimaharuna will...
...decorate the double center!
March 4th, release!
The title is...
..."Green Flash"!
Katasumi de hitori ni naku you ni
Hitogomi no naka de naki na yo
Nijimu machi, afureru namida
Gensou wa kimi ni yasashii
Wakare toki chikazuita koto kurai
Wakatteta hazuda mo ni naze tsurai
Hontou wa suki dattan darou
Koi datte mitomenakattu kurau
Tsuyogattemo kokoro wa marubire
Tsutsuttai sono koe mo renranuu
Kizutsu wo itakutemo chatto wo tsuyokumaru
before dusk turns into night
Kyou no sono kanashimi wa oiteyukou
Hontou sukoshi dake toomari mo ii yo ne
Ashita ii koto aru kamo shirenai