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Sakobawa, Ariyoshi, AKB radio station.
Our guest is Ooya Kuramochi, Kitahara Uchida.
Kojima-san, what do you think of this?
There seems to be a lot of things I want to say, so it's scary.
The first corner is "Rumors, Truths, Truths".
First of all, Kitahara Rie's rumors.
Kitahara is irritated by young people.
Is that so?
No, I'm not irritated.
You're not irritated?
Listen to me!
You're not irritated?
Last year, I reflected on myself on this show and realized that there were a lot of rumors.
So this year, I want to make it a year without rumors.
A year without rumors?
That's just passing by, ending, and retiring.
Let's continue.
You're irritated, aren't you?
I'm irritated.
What are you irritated about?
These days, young people don't have many years old yet, but they give up early because they're middle-aged.
They might think that the management wants them to be in the center, but they give up like me.
I still say that I'm self-employed.
I'm still working for about ten years.
I don't have to give up so soon.
You want people to struggle more and more, right?
That's right. When you're young, you have to work hard all the time.
Like Sashihara said, the scandal may turn upside down and become a hot topic.
What will you do, Kitahara? Don't you have anything like a trump card?
If I don't leave anything behind, I won't graduate.
Graduation will be like a traffic jam.
Congratulations!
You're graduating!
It's like a traffic jam.
You're crying.
The rumor is that you were bullied by your juniors. What happened?
When Takamina announced her graduation, she was crying with sleeves.
I've never done it before. The youngest, 15 years old, was crying.
I've never talked about it before, so I thought I'd give it a try.
I said, "What's wrong? Are you crying? Are you okay?"
She said, "Takamina's graduation is sad."
I thought I had to comfort her. She said, "You still have one year left."
She said, "You only have one year!"
I couldn't say anything.
That's right.
It was quite a shock.
It happens a lot.
You're ugly again.
It's been a while.
What's wrong?
You said I was cute today.
It's because you're ugly.
You're ugly because you're ugly?
It's been a while since we met.
You're ugly.
What's wrong with you?
Let's move on.
Can we move on?
According to you, there was no Uchida center.
What's this?
I found out about it in the news.
I used to be in a center.
The music video for "Kibutei Refrain" is a song from a while ago.
The music video was about a huge center gathering.
But we weren't invited.
But if we were in the music video, we'd be like...
There were members like Paruruta, Marito, and Maya.
I'm not sure if I should say this.
We'd be happy, but we'd gather for a few seconds.
We'd have a screening.
We'd gather for a while.
Why?
There's Uchida.
You're looking for the wrong person.
There's someone who's not in the center.
But there's been a lot of news about it.
But Uchida didn't feel down about it.
Uchida wrote "Difficult to bake ring" recently.
Uchida wrote it because it was an advertisement.
Uchida wrote it because it was positive.
It was an advertisement for the store.
I think it's good.
How about "hard-to-bake rings"?
It's like this.
Is it good?
Yes.
Then you can quit anytime.
I thought it'd be hard for you to be in a group.
I thought you'd find a new path.
Why do you laugh after you say that?
Why do you lie after you say that?
What?
Driver.
Next.
Kuramochi Asuka's rumor acquired from the website.
Kuramochi was shocked by the coming out of a taxi driver.
Yes.
What is it?
This is it.
Well, the other day, here it is.
Well, when I came to TBS, I was riding in a taxi.
As soon as I got in, I was told, "Riding in a taxi is my hobby."
I see.
In such a place, I bought this one piece.
I bought a skirt while riding in a taxi.
What did you buy this season?
I was riding in a taxi while talking with you for a long time.
That's good.
I'm happy.
Why are you happy?
No, you all ride in a taxi often, don't you?
The other day, I was a one-meter driver for a taxi driver.
I really didn't have any coins in it.
I said, "I'm really sorry, I'm a one-meter driver, but can I use a card?"
I said, "I don't have a one-meter card worth 730 yen."
Don't ride in a taxi, idiot!
Get off! Get off!
I don't need a card.
Thank you very much.
Don't ride in a taxi, idiot!
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
I fought with you.
Thank you very much.
The next segment is "Travis Japan."
Travis Japan
Well, first of all,
Travis Japan's bean knowledge about Kitahara Rie.
Kitahara knows why he can't be the center.
Hmm...
I'd like to know more about it.
Do you know about it?
This year, I really wanted to make it a year where I don't want to appear on the Internet.
But AKB members find a lot of information from all over the world.
Really?
I'm not good at all, though.
(Laughs)
In an interview for a magazine, I said that I'm just a good person.
So I thought I wouldn't be embarrassed if I appeared anywhere.
I thought I wasn't suitable for the center position because I wasn't modest or arrogant.
I said I'm just a good person until I lose my temper in battle.
(Laughs)
Did you say that yourself?
Yes.
(Laughs)
But look at me. I'm not suitable for the center position.
So you're saying you're a good person?
Yes, I'm a good person.
So Maeda and Oshima are bad people?
(Laughs)
I didn't say that.
You've been to Kojima Center, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
That means you are...
A good person, but...
I'm not bad.
(Laughs)
You're not bad.
(Laughs)
You're not bad.
(Laughs)
I see.
You're not as bad as Kitahara.
That's the total of 14 books.
(Laughs)
You're not bad.
Next, about the "Treville", which is about silence.
His "over there" is long.
What do you mean?
My "over there" is quite long.
It's deep, isn't it?
What do you mean "deep"? Stop it!
It's not about "here" and "over there"!
You know...
It's deep...
You're laughing at yourself.
It's deep!
It's not deep!
It's not about "here" and "over there"!
You're wrong!
I'm sorry.
What is it?
I was hospitalized in a water treatment center in October.
In a blind hospital?
Yes, in a blind hospital.
After the operation, I asked my doctor if I could bring back my water.
Do you want me to look at your water?
No, it's okay.
"Do you want me to look at it?" "What is it?"
It's very long.
I was embarrassed.
It was longer than a human being and it took me a long time to take it off.
It's quite long for a doctor's request.
It was longer than a human being and I was surprised.
That's right.
People make fun of you when you grow up.
Did you shave?
Yes, I did.
What did you do?
I didn't shave.
I didn't shave because it was done from my navel.
I cut it.
I didn't shave but I cut it.
You cut it, didn't you?
I cut it.
Did you cut your lower leg?
I cut it.
You cut it.
I cut it. I cut it.
It's not like that.
Yes.
Is there any other question?
"My eye area is long".
My eyelashes are long.
Your eyelashes are long?
Yes.
Really long.
I can see it better from here.
Like this?
No, it's fine.
Please look up.
It's hard.
Please look up.
I see.
It's unfair!
I thought you lost to Kitahara.
15 points.
You did it.
Next, we will announce the trivia knowledge about Mayumi Uchida from Kitahara.
Uchida is a good guy.
What do you mean?
He is a really good guy.
Everytime we go to karaoke together, he does an impression of Ayu.
Everytime he takes his sunglasses out of his bag and puts them on me.
We often go out together.
Everytime we go out together, he asks me if I want to take a picture with him.
I think he thinks I'm a good person.
You think he's a good person.
Do you always do an impression of Ayumi Kawasaki?
Yes, I always do it.
Can you do it today?
Yes.
You don't have sunglasses, do you?
I don't have sunglasses.
If you don't have sunglasses, can you borrow those glasses?
You should be in a good mood.
What is this?
I can't see it.
Can you do it?
Can you do it, Kitahara?
Can you do an impression of Ayu, Kitahara?
I'm Ayu.
Can you do an impression of me?
Stand up!
I'm going to sing the next song!
Can you do it?
I can't do it at all!
You can't do it at all!
Give me back my sunglasses!
Next, we have a question about Ayumi Uchida's trivia knowledge.
Let's start with Oya.
Oya Uchida
Even if Uchida is drunk, she is not cute at all.
After all, when you drink alcohol, you want to be cute, don't you?
That's true.
But she is not cute at all.
Why is that?
First of all, she is firm.
She doesn't say "water, please".
"Yes, glass, glass".
"Here you are", she gives me breakfast.
She is like a housewife or an old man in a yakiniku restaurant, isn't she?
Yes, she is.
She is like a shopkeeper.
She is like that.
She doesn't get drunk easily.
She doesn't, does she?
How about you all?
I will make my toilet paper a triangle.
Definitely.
Toilet is a place where you can recognize you are not drunk.
When I go to the toilet, you know I get excited.
Don't you know?
Toilet.
Toilet is great, isn't it?
Be firm!
When I go to the toilet, I want people to know that I am firm.
So I make my toilet paper a triangle.
You are not drunk, are you?
And I go back to my seat.
So you don't get drunk easily in front of people, do you?
I don't get drunk easily.
I don't.
You are firm.
How about you, Kitahara?
I don't get drunk easily.
Because you are stressed out.
No, I don't get stressed out.
I don't get stressed out.
How about you?
I drink a lot.
A lot?
For example, you start drinking more and more.
I drink and cry.
You are like that.
It's annoying.
I do that.
You want people to drink with you.
I end up sleeping alone at the end of the night.
That's hard.
I don't want to go home.
When I get in a taxi, I'm like...
I don't want to go home at all.
I'm like...
You don't like it? It's a full course.
Getting drunk, crying and sleeping...
That's the worst.
I'm always asked to improve my sleeping habits.
Because I can't get up.
That's true.
But you are from Kyushu.
Do you know how much you drink?
It's a lot.
But I don't drink that much.
I think it's a lot for girls.
I see.
What do you like?
I like...
barley tea.
Is it bad?
Yes.
Barley tea.
Barley, barley.
Barley tea and barley are bad.
Why did you burp?
No!
What are you doing?
I'm curious about something.
Don't hit me.
I thought you didn't hit me.
I don't like it.
Asuka Kurano and Mami Fabiana.
A new app comes out every week.
This time it's Asuka Kurano and Mami Fabiana.
Huh? You don't look well.
Mami Fabiana and Mami Fabiana.
Asuka Kurano and Mami Fabiana.
Kuramochi knows the most sexy pose that human can do.
Sexy.
I see.
When I'm in a bad condition, I look better.
I see.
When I'm facing the camera, my legs look longer.
Models also raise their heels and shoot.
When I'm in a bad condition, I look sexy.
Like in a Twister game.
Yes.
When I'm in a bad condition, I look sexy.
I see.
Can you show me one?
One?
I want you to show me.
I want you to show me one.
For example...
I can't do it.
When I turn around...
It's just a picture.
When I turn around like this...
I look like I'm in pain.
I see.
I look sexier than usual.
I see.
That's it.
Do you want to try it?
I'd love to.
Do you want to try it, Kitahara?
Do you want to try it, Uchida?
Let's do it one by one.
Let's start with Uchida.
When you're in a bad condition...
You're a customer, aren't you?
It's okay.
You had a great facial expression, too.
It's good.
Is it a twist pose?
It's like a twister game, isn't it?
Twist pose, right?
That's it.
Raise your arm and touch your butt.
What does that mean?
Can you move your right foot forward a little bit?
That's good!
That's true!
Okay, let's go.
I'm not very good at this, so I'd like you to teach me.
How do you do it?
I'm not very good at this, so I'd like you to teach me.
How do you do it?
How is it?
I don't know. My body is soft, so I can't do it.
And if you turn your hand back...
I can't do it!
You can do it!
You're honest!
You can do it!
That's how it is. You need a little trick up your sleeve.
Yes, a little trick up my sleeve.
I see, I see.
Wait a minute...
Did you gain weight?
That's right.
Look at her.
You're chubby!
Your boobs!
I've gained a lot of weight.
You're pregnant!
It's not like you've gained a lot of weight.
No, it's not like that.
You've gained a lot of weight!
That's right!
I've really gained a lot of weight!
Let me see your tie.
You're a cow!
A cow!
No, I'm not!
You're a cow!
It's not like you're a cow!
No, I'm not!
I've really gained a lot of weight!
How much have you gained?
If I were to tell you...
You've lost weight!
You look like a cow!
No, I'm serious. I've gained weight.
How much have you gained?
Otobushi says I've gained 10kg.
What?!
But I'm trying to lose weight, so I don't gain much.
I only gain weight in my body.
I was like "what?!"
I was like "are you serious?!"
That's right. I need to lose weight.
I don't want to gain weight.
I'll do a sexy pose and lose weight.
Goodbye!