AISubs v3.5
The members' precious kisses are shown on the official program app.
This week, it's completely different from "AKB".
Hey, hey, look over here!
Yuria Kizaki is starting her stream!
Tonight, we'll continue from last week...
...and announce the famous scenes of the radio show...
...in the order in which the program staff burst out laughing!
That's too much!
Mario's "AKB" radio show song...
...sudden burst of laughter ranking number one!
That stinks!
Last week, when the staff burst out laughing...
...it was announced from 10th to 6th place!
That stinks!
It's "Anyone"!
That stinks!
What is it?
It's "Taisenbatsu"!
What is it?
It's too much!
I'll beat you up with all my might!
Did you say "all of it"?
This week, we'll announce you from 5th place to the famous 1st place!
When you meet me and say "how are you?", I'll give you a slap.
What made the 5th place in the moment-slap-rate ranking chosen by the staff is...
"Busui Hanashi"!
H.K.T. members were invited to a radio show in March last year.
H.K.T. members will tell you a good story about the ugly and famous Sashihara.
Wait a minute.
Shall I explain it again?
H.K.T. members will tell you a good story about the ugly and famous Sashihara.
Is there such a guest?
I'm a guest, aren't I?
Ugly and famous...
I'm not ugly and famous.
H.K.T. members will tell you a good story about the ugly and famous Sashihara.
Miyawaki will tell you a story about the ugly and famous Sashihara.
Sashihara was ugly, but when he threw a towel at the end of the tour, Sashihara thought Sashihara had gone for a walk.
Sashihara was throwing a towel at a wheelchair.
Sashihara was ugly, but Sashihara thought Sashihara was a human mirror.
So, is it ugly or lucky? Please judge!
Ugly! Ugly! Ugly! Ugly!
Off the mountain!
Ugly story!
This is definitely ugly, too!
It's not ugly, it's a good story!
It's not ugly!
It's a good story!
Let's continue. Odama-san's ugly story, please!
Sashihara is ugly, but...
When Sashihara was in AKB, I was in a music video with him.
I couldn't dance well, and when I was crying, Sashihara ran up to me.
He took me to a place where I could see the mirror of my whole body so that I could dance easily.
I was happy and ugly, but I decided to follow him.
Now, the judges' decision!
Ugly! Ugly! Ugly! Ugly!
Ugly story!
Wow! It's a perfect ugly story!
I'd like to ask the judges, but you don't just want to say "ugly", do you?
It's not like that!
You think it's a good story, don't you?
It's a good story!
If it's ugly, it's a problem, but if it's ugly, it's a good story!
Now, it's a good ugly story!
And the fifth moment is from this talk!
Miyawaki is a former musical star!
Why?
Were you a musical star?
I wasn't a star!
But you were a musical star!
Oh, really? When did you become a musical star?
When I was in 6th grade, I starred in "Lion King", a musical.
What kind of music did you sing?
The main character's fiancée, Young Nara...
She's amazing! She's number one in girls!
No, she's number two in girls!
You didn't ask!
I did! I did!
I didn't say it! I didn't say it!
Let me say it! Let me say it!
Can you do Lion King's part even now?
The famous part?
Yes, show us.
I'll sing it.
Please do.
Don't worry.
Hey!
Don't worry.
Really?
I'm not good at singing.
You're not good at singing?
That's right.
What did you do in elementary school?
I was really good at it.
But as I grew up, I got worse at singing.
Really?
Can you do Tomorow's part?
One, two...
Don't worry.
You do that a lot, don't you, Ichikun?
How do you sing like that?
But in the end, the leader is amazing.
The leader is good at it, so she can do it.
The leader...
Can I do it?
Don't worry!
Of course you do!
This is the quiet Ichikun.
That's right.
She makes you sing even if you don't say anything.
That's right.
This is a veteran's brilliant technique.
Don't worry!
Of course you do!
So, in fifth place,
due to Ariyoshi's brilliant technique,
the moment Sashihara was thrown out of the stage,
the staff's applause rate was 88%.
Next, in fourth place,
due to Sashihara's brilliant technique,
the moment Sashihara was thrown out of the stage,
the staff's applause rate was 88%.
Kawaii's "feet stink" is actually a joke.
No, no, no.
Really?
It's not like that.
Kawaii's "feet stink" is only about Kawaii and Kawaii's close members.
In the first place, idol's feet shouldn't stink.
So, Kawaii's "feet stink" is a joke to spread the topic.
Excuse me.
Before, Kojima Natsuki smelled Kawaii's feet?
Um, wet smell.
Kawaii was appealing her feet stink.
However, there is a suspicion that this is an illusion to spread the topic.
Well, only close members say their feet stink.
So, I think it's only Kojima Natsuki.
Kojima Natsuki?
Don't call me senior.
Oh, is that so?
So, Kojima Natsuki, who is a senior, decided to reveal the truth.
What is it?
Could it be...
I'm fine today.
I'm fine.
Oh, it stinks!
No, it doesn't stink!
It doesn't stink!
Could you say it directly?
No, no, no.
Please say it.
I'm fine because it's close.
I'm fine today.
Her feet stink is true.
Moreover...
I can't read the watch.
You can't read the watch?
Yes, I can.
Please listen to me.
Um...
Is this a red needle?
They're my parents!
Kawaii has proven that she's an idiot who can't read the clock.
Her truth has also been proven.
Let's start with math.
Please write down the symbol that represents the circumference ratio of a pie.
It's a common sense question to verify Kawaii's stupidity.
However, as a result of making another person stupid as well...
Ms. Takahashi, please.
Ta-dah! A pie.
Ilya.
A pie.
Ms. Konyo.
A pie.
Gen!
It's simple, but it's an interesting stupidity.
It's a pretty powerful stupidity.
Gen!
Let's move on to Kawaii. Please.
A pie.
It's not a pie! It's a circle!
Why is it a circle?
Oh no! An accident has occurred!
As a punishment, everyone will drink a spoonful of juice!
Instead of drinking a spoonful of juice because of their stupidity...
Everyone wants to drink an awful spoonful of juice, but...
Kawaii, you're already drinking it.
You love it, don't you?
No, you're still drinking it!
It's hard for one person to drink it all up. How cute!
One, two...
Suck it! Suck it up!
Oh no!
Suck it up! You can't do that!
It's in my mouth!
It's in your mouth!
It's in my mouth!
I'm so annoyed!
What's with her?
What's with her pants?
Oh no!
And with that, the fourth place goes to...
Kawaii-e-no-i-ra-i-ra, who doesn't drink sassy juice,
who won thanks to Ariyoshi's tsukkomi!
The win rate was...
91%!
And now for the best three!
The third place goes to...
This show that even won thanks to Ariyoshi's tsukkomi!
Tonight, we'll be announcing...
the women's kawaii and selfish statements...
that men won't allow themselves...
while announcing the top five.
First, the fifth place!
Hey, walk a little slower!
How cute!
Next, the fourth place!
I'm lonely, so come now!
I want to hear your voice, not your mail.
I'm lonely, so come now!
You sound like an old lady.
Kojima's face is strange.
You sound like an old lady.
Say it again, Kojima.
Is your luggage heavy? Hold it for me.
You sound like a cute old lady.
I want to hear your voice, not your mail.
You sound like an old lady.
I'm lonely, so come now!
You sound like an old lady.
Even after this, the idol-like old lady Trio is very active.
There is a special greeting that her mother came up with.
Can I see it?
Good morning, Pikarinko.
Good.
You sound like an adult AKB.
Kojima, you should try it too.
Good morning, Pikarinko.
You sound like an old lady.
And Tanabe said...
Good morning, Nyaku. Hikarinko.
You sound like an old lady.
You sound like an old lady, Tanabe.
And Nakanishi impersonated Kojima for the first time.
I'm hungry. Manager, hurry up.
What do you want to eat?
Hamburger.
What do you want to eat with hamburger?
Cheese.
Do you like cheese?
I like it.
Do you like it more than cheese?
I like it.
Which one do you like?
All of them.
Hamburger...
It will get cold.
I will eat it.
However, the old lady trio has nothing to do with the ranking.
Actually, we are aiming for the second Kojima Emushi of this program.
Really?
Really.
The second Emushi.
Ariyoshi san, thank you for your cooperation.
I won't do it.
Tsukaji, I'm counting on you.
So, Ariyoshi stole the third place.
The staff imagined the appearance of President Tsukaji.
It was a moment when I thought it might look good on him.
The ranking is coming to an end.
The second place goes to...
From N.B., Yamamoto Watanabe Yamada.
Thank you.
It's interesting, isn't it?
Osaka's atmosphere.
People say that right away.
But it's really interesting.
I'm looking forward to it!
Slimonea
The two MCs have raised a lot of hurdles.
The NMB members will challenge themselves.
However, the three will show their potential here.
Will you be my weight?
Would you walk with me?
Let's go for a walk!
Hey, you all know my hobby very well!
Yes, Wataru Meiko?
Well, Ariyoshi-san asked me if I was a wacky fetishist.
You know it well.
I'd like to use it.
Yes, please.
Ariyoshi-san!
Look! It's smooth!
Isn't it good?
Not losing to the pressure, the three of them showed off their funny side.
And, being pulled by their potential,
the talent of the monokoke queen representing the Republic of Japan is blossoming!
Yes!
Yes, Ms. Kojima.
Now, please give us the ceremony.
Ariyoshi-san!
Ariyoshi-san's...
Brazil.
Go catch 'em!
I'm glad it didn't come up.
You should be in Hoshigi right now.
No!
Second place.
After this, many more will be announced.
Kojima Haruna's...
Algeria...
But... Nigeria...
But... Algeria...
Algeria...
Diamond Cup and...
Excellent Cup!
Kojima Haruna's earth-like story was born!
After the commercial,
the first place will be announced!
The first place in the instant-explosion rate ranking
was from this episode,
which had many famous quotes.
Trevia-na-mamechi-shiki.
It was broadcasted twice in a row
including HKT members.
Here we go.
It's Trevia-na-mamechi-shiki about
Sashihara Rino.
Trevia-na-mamechi-shiki
In Sashihara, only two sideburns grow.
And this sideburns grow far away in an unexpected direction.
- What about your right sideburns? - I have fifteen right sideburns.
- Fifteen? - Yes, I have a lot of them now.
- So you don't have to cut them because they are thin? - That's right.
I cut other parts of my sideburns, but I don't cut my sideburns.
- What about other parts of your sideburns? - My arms and legs.
- Do you cut your arms and legs? - Yes, I do.
- Only your arms and legs? - Yes, only my arms and legs.
- Huh? Sashihara Rino, what are you talking about? - Huh? Sashihara Rino, what are you talking about?
- Recently, when you were shooting in Hawaii, Sashihara Rino talked about you. - About me?
- She said you are a loser. - She said I am a loser.
- When you were shooting in Hawaii, she said you are a loser. - She said you are a loser.
- I thought you were a woman. - Yes, I was worried about you.
- I was worried about you since you came back. - You are crazy!
- You are crazy! You are crazy! - You are crazy! You are crazy!
- Furthermore, how about your sideburns? - How about my sideburns?
- I have removed my sideburns. - Oh, you have removed them.
- You are fast. - How about you?
- I think that Sashihara Rino and me are women. - Yes, we are women.
- We don't care about looks. - Yes, we don't. - We don't like to be praised for our looks. - Yes, we don't. - But at least I'm doing my best.
- Are you cheating? - No, I'm not cheating! - You can't do that! - You can't do that!
- I've done it about 210 times, but it was the most fun today. - Oh, no!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Out of all the radio songs that have been broadcasted so far, this is the moment when the staff laughed the most!
This is "Yabuki na Kodomasu" from Bowsite.
- Yabuki has seen a ghost in a theater. - Scary! - I have! - You have? Really?
- What kind of ghost is it? - It's a kid. - It's a kid? - Yes.
- When I was stretching, I was looking at it like this. - What?
- You don't do that anymore, do you? - Yes, I do.
- And once a year, there's a payment ceremony at the theater. - You should do it. - You do it like an HKT theater? - Yes.
- And on that day, there's a rehearsal at the lesson hall. - Yes.
- The big camera that's placed there falls down and breaks. - Oh!
- And hot water comes out of the water. - Hot water comes out of the water?!
- And when we were eating udon, we ate it with water. - You ate udon with water?! - Scary!
- Don't you have any plans of defeating ghosts in the future?
- Once more, I'll say it with my friends.
- We are the army that defeats ghosts!
- And with that, the first place goes to...
- The moment when Mari Yoshi joined the army that defeats ghosts!
- This is a scene that everyone is convinced of!
- Up until now, Mari Yoshi AKB radio stations have performed this song more than 50 times.
- We will continue to do our best to deliver laughter to everyone, both the cast and the staff.
- Please continue to support us!
- Tsukashi, I'm counting on you!
- Mari Yoshi's "Brazil"...
- When we were eating udon with our friends, we said, "We are the army that defeats ghosts!"