AISubs v3.5
Would you like to climb the stairs of adulthood one more time?
A sweet kiss with Haruka Komiyama!
You're forgetting something, aren't you?
It's being streamed now!
Have fun!
"Arios AKB Choir Song" started tonight as well!
Arios-san, this radio show started with a small budget.
This time, we'd like to announce the "best scenes" ranking chosen by the staff!
Speaking of "best scenes", Arios-san, do you have any "best scenes" that comes to mind?
I don't have any!
Then, what kind of "best scenes" are there?
Then, let's start the VTR!
Arios AKB Radio Choir Song...
I'll do it.
Why is it decided?
Well...
It's like...
I really don't have any money.
With this kind of project...
Arios AKB Radio Choir Song started with a small budget!
Saitama Warriors! Kojima!
Makara Gai!
Evenzee Latchi!
What?
I don't know.
I like the color.
Cherry color.
If you climb up, you won't be scolded, right?
Is this show the only one that doesn't have many "checks"?
Thanks to the gentle "checks" of the people of the agency,
this show has exceeded 50 episodes!
So, tonight...
Out of the past 50 episodes...
The moment when the staff laughed with hunger...
We'll announce it as a ranking!
What's that?
It's a so-called "combination", but...
There are many nostalgic scenes, so...
Please watch it until the end!
So, what is the 10th place in the moment bomb award ranking chosen by the Republic of Korea staff?
From the July broadcast show in 2013...
Itano Tomochinchin Train
Tomomi Itano, who avoided AKB graduation, appeared as a guest.
A series of precious scenes that don't look like cool Itano.
I'm not there, I'm not there, I don't like it!
Showing himself with a lot of chamekke.
About Itano being rude to his friend.
Revealing the secret!
Itano's personality is bad!
A fan who heard Itano's joke made a joke about Itano.
Itano met his friend and was angry and wanted to complain directly.
You're angry?
I was angry.
And against such a friend...
Ogi-san, do you have something to complain about?
If you have something to complain about, please say it directly.
That's right.
Directly.
One shot with sex theory!
But even though Itano was like that, a tragedy was waiting for him.
In his previous recording...
Um... I released a solo single when I was 12 years old, right?
In order to continue his smooth recording, Itano threw in his own CD announcement.
Hey, in the end it's like this.
The punishment for playing with our feelings is fine for today!
Choose one of the three punishments...
Here it is.
1. Licking Kawaii's feet.
2. Licking Kawaii's feet.
3. Eating Kawaii's socks.
But Kojima-san and Onigashi-san are licking my feet, so I'd like you to eat something.
Eh, no!
That's not licking!
What do you think, Kojima-san?
Eh, but... Tomochin is cute when he eats.
His mouth is cute too.
How about you, Yokoyama?
Well, of course I'd like you to eat my socks.
This show is amazing.
She said she'd eat Itano's socks.
It's only about 100, right?
Even an entertainer wouldn't do it.
Itano, you can decide now.
I said you can decide!
I like it, I like it.
Then, you're definitely going to lick it, right?
I'm a normal person.
I'm sorry, Onigashi-san!
I don't want to lick it!
It's not a punishment!
Senpai!
Senpai, let me see your feet!
Wait a minute!
Your feet are really dirty!
Your feet are...
The back of your feet are flat!
The back of your feet are...
The back of your feet are really dirty!
I'll go first!
You want me to eat first?
Give it to her!
It's really okay!
It stinks!
No, no, no!
And so, the 10th place of the moment when the staff burst into laughter...
...was the moment when Shigekushuu was in shock!
The burst rate was 72%!
The 9th place of the moment burst rate ranking chosen by the staff...
...is from this broadcast!
Our guests are...
...Sashihara...
...Yoya...
...and Yokoya...
...the three of them!
It's a memorable first radio show!
How's the radio?
Have you done it before?
Yes, of course!
Even on "Yoshikebi"!
Ah! I've heard of it!
I happened to hear of it recently!
I haven't heard of it in a while!
I'm a little curious about it!
I've heard of it once!
You haven't heard of it?
Sashihara, who has just moved to HKT...
...had a "bucchake" talk with our guests!
That's right!
How was it?
I laughed!
I laughed! I laughed! I should have hidden it on Twitter!
I stopped it! I stopped it! I was afraid of getting scolded!
Sashihara, who was depressed about the scandal report, has no mercy at all!
With love and ignorance, Sashihara continues to mess up!
For Sashihara's future...
Please! Really, please help me!
Please give me some advice!
What?
Like, really...
What?
What is your future plan?
In order not to be photographed...
Apologize!
That's not it!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for making you laugh!
Even with HKT, it was really tough.
I'd like to join Ryuhei-kai at any time.
Ryuhei-kai! Ryuhei-kai!
Ryuhei-kai!
Ryuhei-kai is fine.
Please!
But is Ryuhei-kai forbidden to date?
Be careful!
Is she here right now?
She's not here right now.
I see.
Then, in AKB, who do you want?
In AKB...
Sashihara did whatever Ariyoshi wanted him to do.
In order to restore the knighthood, he tried to ask Ariyoshi about his favorite type, but...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, who do you like?
That's right.
What should I do?
I don't like Sashihara.
Why is that?
I think I've been betrayed.
You've been betrayed!
And so, Sashihara, who has been betrayed, was defeated by Ariyoshi, but...
This is just the beginning!
Our staff's applause point is not for Sashihara, who has been betrayed...
Lastly, we'll end with a song from our research festival.
The song is Anne Lewis's "Ah! Unspeakable"!
Here you go!
This ending number...
Isn't it pretty?
Isn't it a good woman?
She looks beautiful.
If you take off your sunglasses, you'll blow them out.
You're good at spoiling people.
You're a good singer.
Good bye.
You're a genius.
The 9th place is...
The moment a unexpected "onchi" rang in the studio.
The staff's win rate was 75%.
Next, in 8th place, the member who caused the staff's win rate to soar...
Diamond Cup.
"d" is "dangerous"'s "d". "danger" Tano is rampaging in the studio!
Is there anyone who's pissed off at this member?
If I had to say, it's Yokoyama Masa.
There are times when you're pissed off.
There are.
When I'm pissed off in the dressing room, I want him to be quiet.
But he's really close with Kawai-san.
His laughter is really loud.
It makes me nervous and I get a headache.
So I put on my headphones and try not to listen.
That's why you're wearing headphones?
That's right!
It's noisy!
It was noisy just now, wasn't it?
Sorry!
Kawai and...
No, no, Tano-chan!
He said, "I'm pissed off again today. I'm wearing headphones."
So I wanted to make him angry and Kawai and...
It's a game!
And "danger" Tano is not only rampant, but his body is "danger" too!
Tano's abs.
About his bulky abs.
Is that so? Is your abs amazing?
It's not that bulky.
There's a picture of it.
It's just a weird picture, though.
It's amazing.
I see.
It looks hard for a girl, doesn't it?
It's hard. Can I touch it?
You can punch it.
Can I punch it?
Then, since you're getting angry...
There's a limit to what you can do.
Let me punch it.
Yes, it's okay.
I'm sorry for being noisy!
Are you okay?
I'm totally fine!
Are you okay?
I'm scared!
She was strong!
She was really strong!
Furthermore, "danger" Tano points his fangs at his senior, Kashiwagi Yuki!
Kashiwagi drinks a very bitter juice.
I'm going there!
How do you feel about Tano's overreaction?
I'll do my best!
However, the eighth place is not Kashiwagi or "danger" Tano's overreaction.
I'll do my best!
Can we start?
This is the ending!
Ariyoshi, who is not an exaggeration to say that he is a wise man, said something useless.
At that precious moment, the staff's applause rate was 80%.
The seventh place in the applause rate ranking chosen by the staff is...
You are "non-selected".
It means you are not selected.
That's right.
I'm a little worried. Are you okay?
Four people who want to get out of "non-selected" have appeared.
Fresh Chinese students who want to appeal their "selected".
A battle of fast-eating weird food!
The menu is...
All of them!
The winner of the team who can eat all of them is...
The team who can eat all of them gets 10 million yen!
Let's go!
Ready, start!
You guys are amazing!
Yeah!
Amazing!
It's so funny!
No way!
You can't do this.
It's really bitter!
You can't eat fudgy food when it's bitter!
You can't eat it at all!
Younger students are amazing!
Wow!
One bite for you!
I can't do it!
Can you do it?
I'll eat it all!
Can you do it?
Ready, start!
Wow!
Amazing!
You guys are brave!
You can eat fudgy food!
This is it!
You have to keep going!
Let's do it again!
Wait! It's dangerous!
Let's do our best!
One, two...
But Uchida...
Oh, Uchida!
Uchida, you're amazing!
Wow! Komiyama and Uchida ate a lot of sugar canes!
This is amazing! I've never seen anyone eat sugar canes like this!
If you drink this, you win!
Uchida, if you drink this, you win!
Why?
She ate all the food by herself and was not selected.
Why was she not selected?
And she spilled all the food on the table.
Do you have any complaints about being selected?
I don't say it.
I don't have any complaints.
Kojima, of course you do.
Well, well, I do.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Kojima, is it really stupid of you to say that you were not selected?
It's not true, is it?
No, it's not.
Really?
Not at all?
Are you sure?
No, I'm sure of it.
There are a lot of things I'm interested in. Not all of them, but there are a lot of things I'm curious about.
That's why you're not selected. Like a man with a round face.
Let's have fun today.
I'm so excited.
Mickey Mouse, start!
Wow!
First, Mayumi Uchida!
You won the rock-paper-scissors competition, but you're not selected. Why is that?
Why is that?
That's about it.
Why is that?
You're not selected.
Sato Sumire!
Yes.
In Yahoo! Knowledge Bag, it says, "Isn't Sato Sumire's face big?"
Why is that?
No, it's me.
I'll go last.
I'm Kobayashi Kana.
Last year, I won the general election and was happy to be in 19th place.
I was Kobayashi Chigai of SKE.
Why is that?
There were many members who came and researchers too, but the past is the worst, right?
I know, this non-selective punishment...
The moment the reason for the non-selective punishment became clear,
due to that non-selective punishment, the staff's non- selective punishment rate is 83%!
The average... I said it all!
The ranking will continue! After this, we will announce the 6th place!
The 6th place in the non-selective punishment ranking chosen by the staff!
First of all, we want you to see this scene!
An overkill and deadly headbutt exploded!
Ariyoshi saw this and...
I want you to do it!
Her heart is on fire!
Do it! Do it!
It's very precious!
How is it?
Do it! Do it!
Here I go.
How is it?
She has no mercy towards idols.
However...
Don't look down on me!
Ariyoshi is angry!
In 6th place, Shinkanga Rankin is born from the relationship between Ariyoshi and Shimazaki.
Do you think I'll get excited over this?
It's not that bad!
What is it? A block?
I like blocks.
Ballet blocks?
No, like building blocks.
Oh, like Lego?
Will you get excited over that?
Don't look down on me!
Shimazaki's comments are like eating people.
However, this is only the beginning.
Actually, Shimazaki gives points to all AKB members.
Is there no mistake?
There is no mistake.
By the way, is it too much?
As an idol, right?
5 points.
5 points?!
5 points!
What is 5 points for you?
There is no difference between youth and maturity.
You like that kind of stuff.
I like money.
Like what?
You guys don't do it well.
What about me?
Give me points.
Where do you give points?
As an idol.
Of course.
I'm doing it in Seibu Stadium right now.
As an idol...
Two points.
Oh, you're overreacting!
I'll smash you with all my might!
Shibazaki's extreme speech.
However, isn't it true that you're happy to be called a doemic brother of Ariyoshi?
The moment the staff doubted it, the explosion rate was 87%!
That's all for this week!
- I can't even read the clock! - You can't read the clock?
- No... - That's right!
Listen to me! Huh? Is this a red needle?
It's a second hand!
Best Five will be back next week!
At what moment will they shine in first place?
- Huh? - Show me! Show me!
You don't look like you're in such good shape.
Yuta!
I don't like this!
We're an army that defeats ghosts!