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Kawaii Ohana Girl
Wow! Kawaii Ohana Girl!
Staff, what's going on?
For us, Ms. Kojima is like a mother to us.
We present you with a yellow carnation!
Huh?
What did you just say?
Hey!
A yellow carnation's flower language is "respect"!
Don't ever send it to Mother's Day!
And don't make your mother in the countryside sad anymore.
Good evening, this is Ariyoshi and AKB radio station.
Today's members are Ogasawara, Nakanishi, Yakata, Sakaguchi and Bueki.
This is Sakaguchi's first time, right?
Yes, it is.
Bueki, you too?
Yes, it's my first time.
Nice to meet you.
And for the excitement, we have four members of Team 8.
Wait, your makeup...
We don't have time to remove it.
Just before recording, Daisho showed off her Japanese Electoral Alliance impersonation.
She decided it's a waste of time to remove her makeup and was allowed to participate in this appearance.
Please do your best.
She's an old man, but that's all she can say.
She's cute.
Now, let's start. Let's say Kojima Haruna's first famous line in an impersonation.
Kojima Haruna's first famous line in an impersonation.
First, let's listen to Kojima Haruna's famous line.
I, Kojima Haruna...
was going to announce my graduation, but I won't!
Everyone, please imitate this line and say it.
Anyone can do it. Please say it.
Now, Sakaguchi.
If Matsui Hideki said Kojima Haruna's famous line...
I, Matsui Hideki...
will graduate from AKB48!
Let's change the topic.
If Funassyi said Kojima Haruna's famous quote...
Funassyi's voice! Funassyi's voice!
AKB48's graduate student's voice!
We have no choice but to do it.
If Koshien's siren said Kojima Haruna's famous quote...
I will...
forever...
graduate from AKB48!
I'm sorry, but I'm quite concerned about this.
That's good.
Okada-san, would you like to go?
If Yu-san said Kojima Haruna's famous quote...
I want you to graduate, so don't do it, you idiot!
Can you still do it?
Can you do it?
Can you do it, Sato?
If Ichikawa Miyuri says Kojima Haruna's line...
I, Ichikawa Miyuri, will not graduate from Engemi High School!
Wow!
How was it? Was it normal?
Can you still do it? Can you do it, Tanaka?
Can you still do it, Sakaguchi?
Yes!
If Kuroyanagi Tetsuko says Kojima Haruna's line...
I am Kuroyanagi Tetsuko. I, Kuroyanagi Tetsuko, will not graduate from Engemi High School!
Wow!
Can you still do it?
Can you do it, Oga-san?
Yes!
If Shimazaki Haruka says Kojima Haruna's line...
I, Shimazaki Haruka, will graduate from AKB48!
Can you do it, Nakanishi?
If Hanger says Kojima Haruna's line...
I, Hanger, will not graduate from AKB48!
You like Nakanishi, don't you, Kojima-san?
Can you do it in front of Watanabe?
Can you do it?
Yes!
If Watanabe Mayu says Kojima Haruna's line...
I, Watanabe Mayu...
and AKB48...
have graduated!
You two are getting on my nerves!
What's wrong with you?
You have evil intentions!
We only have love.
That's about it.
Kojima, please choose the best one.
Please!
If you choose one, you have to give it up, right?
That's right.
I don't want to give it up, but I'll go with "hunger"!
I, Hunger...
have not graduated from AKB48.
Let's move on to the next segment...
"Rumors and Truths"!
"Rumors and Truths" that we learned from Mozart!
"Rumors and Truths" have been reported to the police before.
- That's right! - What's wrong?
No, it's not wrong at all!
Once, I took a picture of a flower blooming in concrete and posted it on my SNS account "google plus".
- Then, I got a call from the police. - Wow!
- That flower was a bad one, which you can pick up with an anvil. - Oh!
- It was a bad one! - Oh!
- That's right. - Oh, that's a coincidence!
- It's a coincidence! - Oh, I see!
- Moreover, I posted two pictures. - Oh!
- A picture of a dry concrete before watering it and... - Oh!
- I watered it! - Oh!
- I watered it! - You watered it!
- I posted two pictures of a wet floor, so... - Oh!
- I thought I raised it! - Oh!
- I see! - I see!
- That's right! - I feel sorry for you! You watered it!
- That's right! I'm trying my best! - Oh!
- Moreover, I got power from this flower in that article! - Oh!
- Oh!
- That's right! - Oh!
- Wow! What did the police ask you? - First of all, the police asked me where the flower was.
- Oh! - Oh!
- They asked me if I raised it. - Oh!
- But I didn't raise it, so... - Oh!
- I said it properly, but... - Oh!
- I watered it! - My mom is already at home...
- Oh! - Oh!
- She's already at home! - She's already at home!
- She was shaking! - Oh!
- I couldn't reach her, so I said "I'm sorry!" - Oh!
- Oh!
- Recently... - Oh!
- When I'm taking photos of myself... - Oh!
- There's some plant in the back of me... - Oh!
- Even if it's a morning face... - Oh!
- I'm pretty scared of it! - Oh!
- Recently... - Oh!
- I'm trying to confirm it with my manager... - Oh!
- I'm trying to confirm it with my manager... - I see!
- Yes! - Yes!
- I'm sure you'll be able to say that episode wherever you go!
- Oh!
- I'm worried about you once! - Oh!
- You can go anywhere! - Oh!
- You're amazing! - Oh!
Be careful, you're late.
Let's continue.
Ogasawara Mayu that you learned in high school.
Ogasawara can guess the number of cups in your chest by only touching them.
It's difficult.
No, it's true.
Really?
Like "a", "a", "d", and so on.
There are "under", like "something 65", "something 70", and so on.
I can guess them.
You can know the numbers?
You can't just look at them, you have to touch them, right?
It's difficult just to look at them.
I have to touch them and go around them.
So you know the number of cups of various members?
I know most of the members of NMB.
Is there anyone in here who doesn't know?
Most of them don't know.
Then let's start from the top.
What if you get it right?
If you get it right, say yes!
It's embarrassing!
If you get it wrong, say no!
I don't like it!
It's embarrassing!
Don't say yes!
Yes!
That's amazing!
Next!
You're amazing!
What kind of part-time job are you doing?
No! I don't like it!
She's rubbing her waist!
Am I wrong?
The cups are different.
Yes, but the under is correct.
The under is correct.
No! I don't like it!
You're lying!
Let's say it, everyone.
What is this?
Don't raise your hands!
It's dangerous!
It's like you don't have it!
Is it easy to understand?
Me?
Actually, I'm better at the neck-and-neck game.
Let's move on to the neck-and-neck game.
Yes!
I'm 65 years old.
Wow!
You're amazing!
Let's play the neck-and-neck game with Nakanishi.
Wait a minute!
Do you know what it is?
Oh, it's a costume.
One, two...
What is it?
That's amazing!
Isn't it a good job?
It's not a good job, idiot!
That's amazing!
It's natural!
Yes!
Riko Sakaguchi's rumor acquired from Mozart...
Yes!
Sakaguchi is...
a public bus driver.
Yes, that's right!
That's right!
Well, I covered it up with a boob joke, but...
Anyway, I started boob massage about half a year ago.
By yourself?
Yes, when I started massaging myself,
my boobs grew by one cup!
And my costume...
couldn't be closed?
It grew so much that it could be opened!
It grew back up?
Yes!
It didn't get fatter, but only your boobs grew?
Yes, only my boobs grew!
That's amazing!
What is it?
Can you do human boobs, too?
I can do human boobs, too.
Can you do it?
Yes!
I want you to do it!
Why don't you do it, too?
Can I do it, too?
Well...
If you touch me, I'll touch you!
If you do it like that...
If you do it over my costume, it's a little...
Oh, you have nice boobs!
What kind of show is this?
I massage myself like this.
And I do it quite often...
Do you stretch out your lymphs?
And from here...
You're strong!
You look like you're in pain!
That's what I do!
It hurts!
Is it strong?
Yes, it's quite strong!
It looks like you're in pain.
Oh, but you look like you've moved!
It looks like you've moved!
And in the end...
You do this...
You lift it up like this...
And you shake it like this...
Oh, no!
If you do it every day, it'll look different!
If you do it every day, it'll look like you have big boobs!
Oh, you're getting bigger!
You're lying!
Yay!
That's because you have big boobs!
I'm sorry, but I think you're looking down on me!
You can't do that!
I'm sorry!
Let's do it!
Okay!
If you look at her face, you can tell she's Chiyori Nakanishi!
Yes!
Nakanishi's historical nickname is too tragic!
That's right!
It was amazing!
Ever since I was in first grade, I've had a nickname.
In first grade, it was simply "Chiori Babaa"!
I called myself "Chiori Babaa" and started playing tag!
And I was chasing a tagger!
That was fun, but...
And as I got into fourth grade...
My eyebrows developed!
And when I went to school with them extended...
They connected!
And it was really impressive!
People called me "Eyebrow Deluxe"!
But it was too long and annoying, so it became "Eyebrow Dera"!
And also...
My hands are full of hair!
So it's simply "Hand Hair"!
"Hand Hair"!
"Doro Dango" (dirty dumplings)
I'm happy. I'm happy. I can't help laughing.
Everyone is laughing.
But you haven't been called names like that, have you?
When I was on a show with Satoh Ichimura-san for the first time...
...he said I looked like a Shinkansen.
You're sharp, aren't you?
Then my fans started calling me that too.
But I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Please don't do it.
Let's move on.
"Yakata Miki's Rumor".
Do you love ancient Egypt?
I love it!
Why?
Ancient romance and history from 3,000 years ago...
...are still popular in Japan and all over the world.
Also, what I like the most is...
...the temple called "Abshinbele's Temple".
It's amazing.
Twice a year...
...there are four statues in Abshinbele's Temple.
Only those three are illuminated by sunlight.
Not four?
There are four.
But one of them doesn't look like the sun.
It's the bad one.
So only those three are illuminated.
But ancient people still make them.
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing.
How do they make pyramids?
Ancient pyramids.
"Kufu" "Kafra" "Mekan"
Don't you wonder who made those pyramids?
Yes.
I don't know how to make "mira".
"Mira" uses a stick from the nose...
...to remove the brain from the head.
It's amazing.
But to make "mira"...
...you have to make it over a fire called "nanjunis".
So you know how to make "mira", right?
Yes, I do.
Do you want to make it or not?
I think it's difficult to make it...
...but I want to try it.
Do you want to try it?
Isn't there any Egyptian-related mimicry for pyramids?
Yes, there is.
There is an Egyptian-related...
...Egyptian thing, right?
This triangle.
It's a pyramid.
Please do it with your face.
Please do it.
Okay, up to Egypt.
3, 2, 1...
It's over.
It's almost a hangar.
It's a hangar.
Okay, it's over.
Today's ending number is...
4 members of team 8 will sing Akira Nakamori's "desire".
Let's have a look.
I can't believe I fell in love with you.
I can't help falling in love with you.
I miss you.
Gera Gera Gera Gera
Gera Gera Gera
Thank you for listening to our song.
The show is not over yet.
We have a big event.
I'm Katsuhiro Harada, voice of Kojima Harada.
Thank you for coming.
We are in the dressing room of four members of Team 8.
Thank you for coming.
This is amazing.
This is the first time for all of us to be on "Ariyoshi Akebi".
But you two are wearing "Electal Lengo" make-up.
You don't want it to end, do you?
No, we don't.
Today, we would like to show you Sato Nanami and Shitao Miyu's faces.
The biggest show of "Kyowa Koku" has begun.
After the commercial, we will show you their faces!
Sorry for making you wait! It's time for us to show you our faces!
We wanted to go with the tempo, but it's quite difficult to remove this make-up!
It takes some time to remove and fix it, doesn't it?
Well, I have something to eat...
I'm going home now. I'll leave the camera here, so please film me as you like!
I'll leave the rest to you, make-up artists!
I know you all live in different places, but please be careful on your way home!
Thank you for your hard work!
Please don't think we're persistent!
After the commercial, we will show you our real faces!
A new app from Y state has been released!
This time, it's Juri Takahashi!
I see... No, I thought you might know me because you look like me!
After two commercials and many challenges, we will finally show you our faces!
Ta-dah!
How do we look?
We got our make-up done!
We look like adults!
Sunshine (sunshine)
When you're next to me...
(sunshine) In the south west, on the path of platanus... (sunshine)
(sunshine) I can only hear you walking... (sunshine)
(sunshine) With a wrapped up heart... (sunshine)
(sunshine)
I wish for this wish... (sunshine)
(sunshine)