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A request from the program.
I, Kojima Haruna...
Here...
I wanted to announce my graduation, but I won't!
Viewers, I know you're troubled by this,
but please watch this scene first and then watch today's "Alioshi AKB KyoA Country".
Welcome to "Alioshi AKB Radio Station"!
Today's members are Kitahara, Abe, Nishino, and Oba.
I'm Kojima Yasumi, and I'll continue to play the first role.
Thank you for having me.
Let's start with the first segment.
"Rumors and Truths"!
Let's get started.
This segment is "Oba Mina's Rumors and Truths".
Oba has something to say to AKB.
AKB as a whole is a big deal.
I've already said it, but...
It's a blessing in disguise.
It's not a blessing in disguise.
It's an SKE.
It's an SKE training.
Can you talk?
I can talk.
That's how it is.
Try to hide your face a little.
I'll say what I can.
When Matsumura and Suda of SK48 came last time,
Kojima said on this show, "Why is SKE always ugly?"
SKE doesn't have a cute and popular face.
I knew it!
General election is important!
I don't know about that!
General election is important!
I don't know about general election!
I don't know if it's cute or not.
You're number one in general election!
That's right.
Oh, you're the ugly one I hate!
SKE is popular with ugly people.
Oh, really?
That's right.
SKE is popular with ugly people.
I said that with my fans.
SKE is ugly but AKB is not.
I said that with my fans.
So SKE is unique but ugly at the same time.
AKB is not unique but ugly at the same time.
You're mean!
You're not AKB anymore.
From my perspective, there are many ugly people.
You're mean!
You're too mean!
Well, well, well.
If you're that mean, then...
It doesn't matter!
You can't be so mean!
It's a team game.
That comes out in the booth.
There must be cute girls in there too.
But...
Please look at Nishino.
Nishino is in a tough situation,
said Kitahara.
Why?
I'm sorry.
How about you, Niji? Is it hard?
I'm happy every day.
I'm doing well.
But did you think it would be hard for you, Kitahara?
Why?
I haven't written any new songs yet.
I've been here for a long time.
And I'm still young.
Of course you are.
I just graduated.
Of course you are.
But I'm worried about young people who have been pushed as 30s and 40s.
I'm worried about young people who have been pushed as 30s and 40s.
Are you depressed?
No, but I'm happy now.
I was worried about it about a month ago.
I'm sure it's been a while, but I was worried about it.
Who are 30s?
Me, Mako Kojima and Nana Kaga.
Are you called 30s?
Yes.
Mako Kojima is one of the selection members.
The other two are not selected.
I'm worried about them.
How old are you?
I'm 15 years old.
You're still 15 years old.
You don't care about your seniors' failures, do you?
No.
Are you worried about them?
I'm worried about them.
I'd like you to consult me if you have any problems.
You're just an old woman who wants me to consult you.
Who do you consult with?
Minami Minegishi.
You consult Minami Minegishi.
We're in the same team.
I didn't think of you as Kitahara.
Does Minegishi give you advice?
Yes.
He gives me advice.
You have a senior.
That's right.
How about you, Abe?
I'm already graduated.
I consult Mariko Shinoda.
You don't need Kitahara, do you?
You don't have to worry about me.
Thank you.
You have no choice but to graduate.
That's right!
Who are you going to consult with?
I don't consult with anyone.
Why not?
Stop it!
I haven't consulted with anyone!
I haven't tried to go to anyone's house!
That's right!
It doesn't make sense!
Really...
It's okay!
No one expects you to do it.
That's right!
You can do it on your own.
That's right!
You don't have to worry about me at the batting center.
That's right!
You're not at the baseball stadium, you're at the batting center!
That's not it!
Let's continue.
The story of Ave Maria, known from Bowsai.
Ave slipped because of Kojima Haruna.
What?
Do you have a reason for that?
I don't like it!
Let's watch it.
What is it?
I...
I, Ave Maria...
The age before date...
I won't graduate!
Why?!
What is that?!
Yui-chan! Yui-chan!
What's going on?!
Abe, what's going on?!
What's going on?!
I want to go home!
Why did it turn out like this?!
Is there anyone who was there?!
How was it?!
I'm the captain of this team.
The person I appointed...
...shared their impressions of the day's performance...
...and how they usually express their gratitude to the fans.
That day, Abe...
...said, "OK, Maria."
All of a sudden...
...he started doing things like Kojima-san's parody.
But...
He was really bad at it.
But you could tell right away.
And Mammon was bad too.
Did you have fun?
I had a lot of fun before I said it.
For about two hours.
Everyone's laughing a little.
So I thought...
Wow, this is bad.
It's coming up soon.
But then...
Everyone's eyes were on me.
I got scared.
I started to bite.
I forgot what I was saying.
Everyone was laughing at me.
Huh? That's not right.
I froze for a second.
I didn't want to go home.
You didn't want to go home?
Did you go home?
I didn't go home, but...
You didn't go home?
I didn't go home.
What's with that face?
Are you going home?
That's bad.
I'm sorry.
What do you think, Abe?
She's in a bad situation.
But she's so happy.
I agree.
She's not realistic.
That's the biggest reason.
She doesn't have a mind.
She doesn't have emotions.
You want to give her advice, right?
Yes.
But you don't need advice.
What should we do?
Should we announce it in adios?
That's right.
She took it!
She didn't remember it.
That's right.
That's about it.
The next segment is "Traviana Izumi".
Let's get started.
Traviana's bean knowledge about Kitahara Lee.
Kitahara can't allow underwear over tights.
Underwear over tights? What do you mean?
Yes, well, I say I can't allow it, but men have an image of liking tights.
Moreover, they have an image of looking at tights with sexual eyes.
It's easy to say "tights", but there is also a way of saying "pants".
Yes, yes, yes.
So, from a woman's point of view, they don't want to see it, but from a man's point of view, it's a sexual object.
So, do you like it because you can't understand it?
No, I don't like it the most.
But it's not something you can see easily in your daily life.
It's rare.
So, if you can see it, you should see it.
What?
Because if a woman wearing underwear over tights says it, you won't be surprised.
You won't think it's dirty.
What?
You won't be surprised.
What?
Of course you won't.
If you're a woman, you'll be surprised, right?
You won't like it.
You won't want to see it.
If a man is wearing underwear over tights in his old age, you'll say "hey, hey".
What are you saying?
What?
That's what you think, right?
What?
You're better than him!
What?
Is that how you feel?
That's how you feel, right?
Yes, that's how I feel.
What's the most embarrassing thing?
A pair of really dirty underwear.
A pair of beautiful underwear and underwear.
And you're naked.
That's the worst.
You can take a picture of it, of course.
It's not underwear, is it?
It's underwear.
It's fine, right?
It's not bad.
I feel like you made me say it.
What do you think?
Underwear or underwear?
Which one do you like better?
Why are you making me wear both of them?
Which one do you like better?
Underwear or underwear?
I like underwear better.
Then you can walk around naked.
Which one do you like better?
What about you, Nishiro?
I...
want to wear underwear.
You want to wear underwear, right?
What about you, Oba?
I want to wear underwear, too.
You want to wear underwear.
What about you?
I'll wear underwear.
You'll wear underwear?
Which one?
Underwear.
Then you're naked.
Why is that?
You're naked.
You have a complex about your boobs.
I wanted to know that!
I wanted to know!
Trivial knowledge about Yokoyama.
Yokoyama is...
She knows how to make a pheromone body.
The lightness of the cheeks.
In magazine "seventeen", she appeared in a project called "how to make a pheromone body", and talked about her own pheromone body secret.
What is this?
Wow!
Stop it! It's something I can't see.
What are you doing?
I got an offer!
Oh, you got one.
How to make a pheromone body.
That's the title.
You can have it even if you're not thin.
You got an offer to make a pheromone body.
I got one.
Refuse it!
What is it?
Sakamoto-san accepted it.
I don't know.
The manager accepted it.
I saw it in the newspaper today.
You have a picture of you in a hot spring.
Yes, I publish a photo book.
What?
What is this?
It's like someone is biting you.
What are you doing?
The photo book is for you.
Oh, really?
I'm glad you gave it to me.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
It's quite troublesome to tear it off.
The photo book is hard.
It's hard.
It's troublesome to tear it off.
You're mean!
You're lying.
Then tell me.
What should I do?
Tell me.
I want you to tell me about your pheromone body.
I have a lot of pheromones.
Oh, you do?
Yes, I do.
I have thick neck and wide shoulders.
I work out like this.
I go to yoga or the gym.
You do? Yes, I do.
Isn't there a pose you recommend for taking photos?
Like a pheromone.
Yes, a pose like a pheromone.
Like an ending pose.
Like you did when you were shooting.
You are depending on your face.
It's a beak.
It's not about the pose.
Stop it.
I do want to be like you, Kojima-san.
Do you work out your body?
I run and eat.
I lose weight and gain weight.
I do it over and over again.
Look at me now.
I didn't gain weight at all.
You look a little fat.
I didn't gain weight at all.
You look a little fat now.
You are going to lose weight from now on.
I am going to lose weight from now on.
Is that kind of life fun?
What kind of question is that?
That's harsh.
You only think about that kind of thing.
What do you do when you are overweight?
It's easy for you to gain weight, right?
It's easy for me to gain weight.
The influence of this show is great.
Ariyoshi-san told me that I lost weight and gained weight.
Ariyoshi-san said that it's not fun if I don't gain weight.
OKUBO and SK are doing a show now.
OKUBO gave me a fat character.
But I think fat characters are bad for idols.
That's why I'm fat now.
Ariyoshi-san and OKUBO told me that fat characters are fun.
But I want to lose weight.
But fans say, "Which one do you choose?"
To be honest with you and OKUBO...
I don't care which one you choose.
It's about your feelings at that time.
I don't care if the studio is excited at that time.
We are robots.
Just for Nishino's moment, there is a photo similar to Izumi Pink.
Just for a moment?
No! No!
No!
Similar!
What happened to your hair?
I'll do my best!
Let's continue with more trivia about Nishino Miki.
Nishino's sexy dance requires polishing.
I'm curious.
I see.
Last summer, she showed off her special skill of sexy dance in the Republic of Korea and was praised.
Since then, it requires polishing even more.
But I was still a child at the time, so I think I'm becoming a hermon body.
You're making fun of me!
Right?
Can you show me?
Can I?
Hermon body.
One year ago, even though she was only 14 years old, she was good at sexy dancing.
Since then, she grew up with adult women.
What do you think?
You just said "what do you think?"
You just said it a little bit.
No, I didn't say it like that.
Oh, you didn't say it like that.
I'm trying different things.
I didn't say it like that.
No, you said it like that, Yokoyama.
That's right.
Hermon body.
Now, let's watch the sexy dance by Hermon Yokoyama.
Now, do what I did!
Chikahara, show me your new self.
Oh, you mean here?
Here, right?
I have to take it back.
Put it on the step.
I'm sure you'll be fine.
Chikahara, show me your new self.
Oh, you mean here?
Here, right?
I have to take it back.
Put it on the step.
I'm sure you'll be fine.
Huh?
Chikahara, show me your new self.
It's because you asked me that question!
In the name of commercials, Kojima Haruna appears!
Hello! I called you because I wanted to hear your voice before I went to bed.
Am I bothering you?
Here I go!
Kojima Kaho T.C.!
Don't lose your way and make up your mind!
Under the blue sky, we meet again. That's a small wish.