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"Konya mo Hajimari Mashita" with Ariyoshi and AKB Kyosuke!
To tell you the truth, Kojima-san is off today.
Oh, is that so?
I, Yokoyama Yui, will be playing the main role.
No problem at all.
Thank you!
So, first lady next season?
That's right. I don't care who it is.
But Kojima-san, this is a regular show, right?
That's right.
You can say "Why are you off?" right?
That's right, that's right.
Let me off, too!
You can say "Why are you off?" right?
That's right.
Kojima-san is often off, but...
...actually, in the AKB group...
...there was a huge incident.
What's going on?
AKB48 and their sister group, HKT48...
...had a fierce fight.
Anyway, please watch this!
What?
What do you think?
It's in the music video.
Tonight, the six members gather together.
AKB and HKT...
...with pride in their hearts...
They're young.
They're young, aren't they?
...they fight.
And there's only one reason...
...they want to win.
Huh?
What is it?
Ariyoshi-san and HKT48...
Ariyoshi-san is very kind to HKT48...
...so I think you'll like HKT48's music video.
I'm sure Ariyoshi-san...
...wants to see AKB's music video more than HKT48's music video.
I'm sure she'll be more involved than me.
I hope she'll watch it.
I hope Ariyoshi-san will watch it.
I'm happy about it.
I'll do my best for you to watch the music video.
Unlike today's music video, I want you, Ariyoshi, to see our idol-like angel side, so I'll win!
Everything is for Ariyoshi to buy the music video.
They take off their idol masks!
A fierce battle for the luck of the group begins here!
I see. It's been a while since I've heard this voice.
The first stage is a bowling alley.
Wow!
Oh, my God! Look at this!
They're lined up in a lane.
A hundred pins!
The first confrontation will be held with these hundred pins!
It is...
"Human 100 Bowling"!
In order to become a ball themselves, they apply a slimy lotion to the lane and fight head-on against the pins!
One person, one ball.
In total, the team with more pins defeated will win!
This time, it was Miyanogi Bowls in Chiba Prefecture who helped us apply the lotion.
Thank you for your cooperation!
The first match will be between HKT48 and Yamamoto Mao.
I'm nervous, but I'll do my best in any match.
Yamamoto joined HKT48 last November at an AKB Draft meeting.
For the sake of HKT48 which chose him, he applied for this match.
By the way, the best golfer in HKT48 is a sportswoman named Kyushu.
She is confident in her leg strength, but...
Oh, wow!
Huh?
She did it!
Wow!
She did it!
Wow!
Yamamoto, who is a draftsman, used her proud leg strength to make a splendid attack!
She falls down a lot.
Yeah.
She does it with all her might.
The record is 98 steps!
The scenario is amazing.
She did it!
Oh, I see.
Be careful.
Oh, it's dangerous.
Be careful.
Next is the high school's A.K.A.B. team.
Hipari-chan, Hashimoto Hipari-chan.
Hashimoto's first ball is...
Hashimoto Hikari, a 14th grader!
Yeah!
This time, Hashimoto wanted to win at all costs.
I'm Hashimoto Hikari, a 14th grader.
Nice to meet you!
When she first appeared in "Kyowa Koku"...
For example, can I say "Ariyoshi"?
Yes!
"A" stands for...
Ariyoshi-san!
...she improvised "Aiueo" dance.
Ariyoshi-san!
Yes!
Even though I'm honest...
Yes!
"Yo" stands for...
If you look closely...
"Shi" stands for...
I'm not honest!
Ariyoshi-san kindly smiled at her.
I'm not honest!
Thanks to Ariyoshi-san...
It's pretty good!
Thank you!
I'll do my best for Ariyoshi-san!
She's grown up in two years.
And she'll definitely watch the live DVD.
Watch me!
Here I go!
Nice!
Hashimoto's dive is full of confidence!
She grabs the pin with her head and...
Her record is 98 pins, the same number as Hikari!
Wow!
If you think about it for an hour...
She finished her first round with 98 pins and 5 minutes.
The second round will determine the outcome of the match.
First up is the AKB team.
The ball will go to Happiness Sasaki.
In middle school, she was vice president of the tennis club and was confident in sports.
She was determined to get a strike, but...
She's not lucky.
There it is.
She fell at the start and hit her head.
The pin fell, but it didn't hit her head.
Unfortunately, it doesn't count.
She got a big chance.
Ota.
Ota Aika!
Ota used to be a member of the AKB.
She appeared in "Kako" and "Kyowakoku" several times.
Two years ago, she left HKT.
She's active as a member of the center.
Right now, Ota only cares about HKT's future.
Even though she's an old friend, she won't show mercy.
Ready...
The lined up staff are angry.
If you don't hurry up, you'll fall and hit your head.
Of course, this is not a head, so it doesn't count.
The AKB team also has no records.
Now, the whereabouts of the game are entrusted to the third and second players.
The last one to decorate the AKB team is...
Always be healthy and always smile for you! I'm a freshman, Takahashi Juri.
My eyes are dead!
It's already been three years since I was found out.
My eyes are back and I'm now a selection member, Takahashi.
My eyes are alive and I'm eager to make Ariyoshi- san like me.
Oh!
The momentum was good, but it was a little off center.
The record is 98 points!
You can't knock down two of them.
Now, if the HKT team can knock down more than 99 of Tomonaga, they win.
But speaking of Tomonaga...
Here you go.
Hey, Ariyoshi!
I'm scared.
He's relaxed and doesn't seem like he's good at sports at all.
Hey, Ariyoshi!
For the sake of the HKT team, can they knock down more than 99 of them?
Ready...
Tomonaga?
Tomonaga runs with his teammates' feelings in his heart.
Will it be...
Music?
Ah, ah, ah...
This is...
Even though she couldn't touch the pin with all her might...
The record is... 0 points.
And with that, 196 vs 98!
The first battle is...
Team AKB's victory!
Continuing...
The second battle...
This is crazy! This is crazy! This is crazy!
This is crazy! This is crazy!
Wow!
Amazing!
Appearing now is...
Red-legged-chan, who you know for biting right away.
In a variety show, they invite popular people to a tug-of-war.
The battle is...
Red-legged Moving Battle!
The rules are very simple.
Grab three red-legged-chans with your bare hands...
And move more red-legged-chans to the prepared rooms.
That's the team's victory.
With my bare hands...
Ready...
Start!
Ah!
That sounds fun!
Let's do it, let's do it!
Senpai!
Senpai, you're taking a video!
I definitely won't do it!
Because of the high probability of getting bitten...
A strong will to think of a group is required.
I can do it!
Ah!
Akamata-chan is pretty fierce.
This is scary.
Can you do it?
This is really scary.
Just a little more.
The AKB team can't even get close to Akamata-chan from today.
One, two...
The two young members of the HKT team were involved in this.
That's right.
Yamamoto, who is a draftee, and Tomona, who is the youngest member of the team...
It's better if you do it again.
Because of their shy personality, they thought it wouldn't work out in this battle.
You can do it.
That's amazing.
You can do it.
Let's leave it like that.
What should we do?
To appeal to HKT even a little, they grab Akamata.
I'm scared!
Get up!
No!
It's a little more.
And when Tomonaga brought her closer to the room, Yamamoto, who is a drafter,
She quickly threw in Akamata, and without being bitten, Akamata's move was completed.
I'm sick of it! I'm really sick of it!
Don't let it end until someone gets bitten.
If the HKT team moves one more animal, victory will be decided.
This woman was determined to fight for AKB's pride.
Yukoru, I'll do my best!
Happiness, Sasaki.
She ate super spicy food hotter than habanero.
I'm sick of it!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It's not even a pain in the ass.
It's hard work.
That's true.
The largest and tallest bungee jumper in Japan.
Sasaki has cleared many challenges with her happiness power.
I think I can do it.
Ready, go!
Okay, good.
I'm sick of it! I'm sick of it!
I can't do it!
It hurts!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
As long as you have happiness, there's no problem with being bitten.
As soon as she said that, she got bitten and moved to Akamata.
Now it's one-on-one.
The team that moved the next one wins.
And, Sasaki and Doki's Takahashi is back in action.
Until now, his eyes were completely dead, as if he were reminiscing about the past.
Doki is provoked by Sasaki's hard work.
Has he come back to life?
I can do it.
You have to bite it.
You can't throw it.
I can do it!
It hurts!
Show me.
It hurts!
Despite being bitten by Akamata-chan, Takahashi moved to Akamata.
You scared me!
The second battle was also won by Team AKB!
I want Ariashi-san to buy me a DVD, so I'm totally fine with it.
There are a lot of middle-aged men like that all over the country.
In fact, this moving battle...
What?!
The extra 6 hours until the three animals are finished...
Seriously?!
...are about two and a half hours.
Two and a half hours?!
It's hell.
As a result, by the time of the final battle...
...it was already too late.
What are you saying?!
It may not look like it in this situation...
...but what they have in front of them...
...is a rice field.
How many hours have you been doing this?!
This final battle will be held in this rice field...
...that has just been harvested.
You should have just given up!
DORONCON Dazzling Wrestling!
Using wrestling techniques...
...they grab each other's waist while spinning.
Spinning Hunting Wrestling!
This time, it will be held in a watered rice field.
A team battle with a team's pride at stake.
The team that participates and wins two rounds first wins!
Even so, the AKB team has won two rounds so far...
...but please forget about that.
The team that wins this battle's DVD...
...will be purchased by Ariyoji.
It's cold! It's cold!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
It's so cold!
It's getting dark. The temperature at this time is about 17 degrees Celsius.
It's so cold! It's so cold!
They absolutely don't want to fall into a cold paddy field.
I don't like it! I don't like it! I absolutely don't like it!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
The group's pride and will and the announcement of the DVD will be announced in the final battle!
There will be no cute idols!
The battle between men and women will resume after this!
The team that wins this battle's DVD...
...will be purchased by Ariyoji.
It's "Gachinko 3rd Battle"!
The final battle will be held in a cold paddy field.
It's "Mawashigari Wrestling"!
The first match is between AKB Hashimoto vs. HKT Yamamoto!
The paddy field is in the edge of the field.
Why?
Because it's dark.
They absolutely want to win and absolutely don't want to fall.
They fight desperately with those feelings.
I don't like it! It's so cold!
Because it's cold.
The coldness of the paddy field is beyond imagination.
It's amazing.
Using the bad footing of the paddy field...
It's like a black hole.
...HKT Yamamoto continues to push Hashimoto down.
And...
He did it!
Oh, HKT won.
Yamamoto pushed her into a cold paddy several times and lost all of her opponents' willpower.
So, first of all, HKT team wins!
I'm so happy! It's my first time winning.
The next semi-final match is between AKB Sasaki Princess and HKT Tomodaga!
Go for it! Go for it!
You can do it! You can do it!
In this match, Tomodaga, who seemed to be relaxed, beats Sasaki, contrary to expectations.
She's like a knight in shining armor.
A knight in shining armor?
She's like a knight in shining armor.
She's really strong.
However, she can't turn well and Sasaki is caught off guard for a moment!
Oh, no!
She was caught off guard for a moment!
With this, the match is a one-win-one-lose!
The location of the DVD purchase has also been brought up in the final match!
However, since it's time for the plane now, HKT's Tomodaga and Yamamoto came first.
Emi, you're in trouble.
Then...
Let's do it.
I'll do it!
I'm lonely.
The final match where everything is decided!
The team that wins this match's DVD will be purchased by President Ariyoshi!
Ready...
I'm climbing up!
It's a battle of fate!
I can't wait to see the heated battle that will make both teams want to purchase their DVDs!
Oh, no!
However...
I did it!
- That was quick! - I did it in one go!
With a quick turn of Takahashi's running around, Ohta wins.
The match ends quickly.
- And it's late. - Yeah, it's a waste of time.
- Ariyoshi-san! - Yeah?
- I'm sorry, but... - No problem.
We'll have you purchase the live DVD of "HKT" for us!
- Oh, I see. - "HKT48" won, so...
"HKT48 Arena Tour" will be released on November 12th!
Both the DVDs and Blu-ray will be available for purchase!
- I won! - You won!
You'll be able to purchase two DVDs for 1,600 yen from today's gallery.
- I'm broke. - He's broke!
He's broke!
The program is sponsored by the iPhone app!
New works that warm your heart will be released one after another!
Hello? Did you have lunch?
Why don't we go eat now?
"HKT48"'s first outdoor live performance will be recorded without missing a beat!
There's yukata and sunyuki!
Ariyoshi-san should be at home getting warm by now!
It's on sale now, so please check it out!
"HKT48 Arena Tour" will be released on November 12th!