AISubs v3.5
It started again tonight. Ariyosu AKB Choreography!
Ariyosu-san, since it's the end of the year, we've entered the gathering season.
Ah, you've come.
Yes, this time we have 3 songs.
3 songs? Let's go with 5 songs!
Let's go with 5 songs!
Please!
Thank you!
Please!
Please sing us a song this time.
Yes! This time it's this!
Gachinko AKB Club!
I see. I'm looking forward to it.
Hey, wait a minute!
Yes?
Why do you have to be the senior?
That's right! Even if it's just me, it's my turn and I'm nervous!
Hey, stop it! You're a cute junior, aren't you?
Shut up! I'm talking with this guy right now!
Hey, don't make me angry!
Hey!
Good evening, everyone.
I'm Inoe Yosui.
I'm sorry! Inoe Yosui? I thought you were one of us!
Please forgive me!
We're sorry!
Whether you live or die in the entertainment world, if you don't grasp one or two things about it, you won't survive.
Senior.
What?!
Chihori-chan!
You tricked me!
Chihori-chan!
If you want to survive in the entertainment world, you need to learn from this!
Gachinko AKB Club debuted in November 2010 with the goal of entering the members' selection.
Last time, they invited Okazaki Nana as a temporary coach and learned a sexy technique that fascinates men.
This time, former WBA world middleweight champion Takehara Shinji will return as an exclusive coach!
However!
We're here to teach Takehara! Teach Takehara! Takehara!
Or will they invite an uneducated third-year student to the club?!
Tonight, the club's gate was knocked down by Ogasawara, who came all the way from NMB to teach Takehara.
Juniki, Takahashi...
Takehara is the number one!
As soon as they say that, they run away.
There!
Hey, pay attention!
Coach Takehara appears!
Today...
I'm going to train you hard!
Get ready!
Who are you?!
We're here to teach Takehara!
Teach Takehara! Takehara!
Takehara!
Hey, say something!
Even if you look at me like that, you're a greedy bastard!
Ogasawara, who says he's a fake,
Takahashi, why are you stopping me?
Then, Coach Takehara, who he called "big guy assistant", breaks in!
Hey, you!
You're a pig!
Don't call me a pig!
Ogasawara!
Do you know what you lack?!
That's why you're weird!
That's why you came to teach Takehara!
Takehara, I told you, Takehara!
It's Takehara.
Hey, I'll tell you what you lack.
Listen carefully.
What you lack is...
impersonation!
Impersonation that captures the characteristics of celebrity and imitates them.
Coach Takehara says,
if you learn impersonation,
you will be caught in any situation,
and you will definitely be selected.
I can do at least one impersonation!
Then show me.
Kojima Haruna's 'Face Kanji'.
No way!
No way! This is terrible!
Isn't tomorrow a holiday?
Hey, you're underestimating impersonation.
Who would impersonate a local talent like that?
No! Takehara!
This is bad! This is bad!
What do you think?
This kind of impersonation
should be done by a national celebrity.
Yes, even if you impersonate a local talent like Ogasawara,
it should be transmitted to the general public.
Seriously, Takehara!
Yes, yes, yes!
Impersonating celebrities like Takahashi
is a shortcut to selection.
Impersonation of Takahashi
has become popular,
and in his latest single,
he has been selected again.
Today, I'm going to beat up more and more people.
Come with me.
Beating up impersonator souls,
saying that, I brought them here,
to a specialty store in Tokyo,
where impersonator talent Mr. Kannazuki lives.
Here,
not only is it a specialty store,
but you can enjoy various dishes using fresh leeks.
Among them, the most popular ones are
plenty of leeks,
steamed beef tendon cooked over a burner,
leek omelet,
with your own sauce and lemon juice,
it's recommended to eat it refreshingly.
Is it good?
The fluffy dough,
and the crispy texture of leeks are the best!
The sweetness of beef tendon and the sourness of lemon
go really well together!
Based on the characteristics of leek omelet,
the two have presented a wonderful food report.
However, this food report
will affect Koji Takehara's career!
It's good!
Hey,
what have you guys been doing for so long?
Takahashi,
you missed it!
Why?
He and I were both good at food reports!
What's with that attitude?
Huh?
I was better.
You weren't able to do it.
Shut up, it's not about you.
What went wrong?
Anxiety turned into anger, and the two fight.
Then!
Stop it.
Hey, you guys!
Stop it.
What's with you guys?
What are you doing here?
You guys are selfish.
Kannazuki doesn't know anything.
What?
At times like this,
Kannazuki should be able to
tell us how she feels about the food.
Yes, like Coach Takehara,
even in private time,
if you don't think about how you feel about the food,
you won't be able to make a choice.
And this is the standard way to eat hot negi-yaki!
Hello, I'm Miki Ryosuke.
This is a little warm,
so I'm going to
suck it in for 3 seconds,
then let it cool down for 7 seconds.
What do you think of this green onion omelette?
It's luxurious.
This egg and green onion go very well together.
This is a three-faced omelette.
Master, it was delicious.
It was delicious.
Amazing.
How is it?
It's in the food report, and the taste is well conveyed.
Indeed, it was delicious.
But we don't have that kind of skill!
Damn it!
They realized how naive they were about impersonating.
Akehara will test their understanding of impersonating.
They chose...
"Otapro's sacred place" as their 7th choice.
"Izakaya Amber" is located on the fourth and third streets.
This is a restaurant that sells fresh seafood that comes in every day.
Thank you for waiting.
This is our daily menu of grilled fish.
It's huge!
It's huge! It looks delicious!
- It looks so good! - It looks delicious!
This grilled fish is said to be the most popular dish in the restaurant.
It's only served for lunch.
It's the most fatty fish on that day.
It's served on a daily basis.
So...
Which of you has the soul of an impersonator?
Try competing with this grilled fish set meal!
A serious competition with AKB's impersonator queen!
The competition method is...
How are you?
Today is...
Akiro...
Samba.
Out of these three,
each of them will choose their most confident impersonation and report it.
Coach Takehara will decide the winner!
First up is...
Takahashi!
Inoue Yosui.
Hello, Samba-san!
That's a lot of oil!
Very good!
This is it!
The quality of the impersonator chosen by each of them!
Show us your high-quality Inoue Yosui!
In response,
the impersonator chosen is...
I'm a high school student!
That's a lot of oil!
I'm a high school student!
I'll take it!
I'll report it!
This is bad!
What?!
The impersonator chose a high school student who doesn't do much as a girl!
Will this choice be a bad one or a good one?!
And the winner is...
The winner is...
Takahashi!
I did it!
The winner is...
Takahashi!
Damn it!
What is it?
Are you upset that you lost to Takahashi?
No.
I'm not upset that I lost to Takahashi.
I'm upset that I couldn't imitate him well.
Damn it!
It's not about losing in a match.
It's about your own quality.
That's what Ogasawara thinks.
Coach Takehara saw Ogasawara like that and said...
You two passed!
What?
What's important in imitating someone is...
whether you look like them or not.
That's not important.
What's important in imitating someone is...
passionate feelings!
It's not about other people's evaluation.
It's about facing your true self from the bottom of your heart...
and making others laugh.
That's what it means to imitate someone.
This time, Kannazuki-san gave us a serious lecture on impersonation, and in the end, she gave us a passionate impression of Otomo Kouhei-san's impersonation of Kannazuki-san.
We spent a day filming for Gashinko! A.K.B. Club, but...
- Actually, this was... - I knew it! I thought it would be boring!
- You thought so? - Yes.
- During this filming... - I see.
- We set up hidden cameras in all kinds of places, such as bus stops and stores... - Wow!
- We checked Kannazuki-san's impersonation and conduct! - You're still an old man! Watch out!
And we used that hidden camera footage as a quiz!
Ariyoshi-san, Kojima-san, and A.K.B. Club will be divided into three teams and we will have you answer questions!
In addition, each question will be given a luxurious prize to the correct answerer!
There are many impersonations of Kannazuki-san that you don't usually see!
Pittanko Kannazuki-chan, start!
- Give me Takehara! Takehara! - Seriously?!
When it comes to Gashinko projects, fighting scenes between members are the standard, but...
- You're the only one who's fighting! - You're the only one!
- Okay, okay, okay! - Thank you for that!
- Seriously, you're slapping me too much! - Stop it!
- Stop it!
Masks!
Because of this fight, their friendship is getting worse and worse!
Let's see how Kannazuki-chan reacts to this!
- Give me 10 points! - Okay, okay!
- Okay, 5 points! - Okay, okay!
- 9 points! - No way!
- Are you still mad? - Huh?
- I'm saying it! - Okay!
Stop it! Shut up!
- The camera is rolling! - No!
- Stop it! - Really.
- You're annoying! - I'm just kidding!
- This is taking me too far! - Hey!
- Watch this! - They are both nervous about their contractual relationship and making impersonations for fun!
- That's so funny! - It's so cool!
Master! Can you take those photos you always do?
- What? - There you go, we are all making that faces!
I always ask you to do those kind of things!
"Negiyaki", "Negi-ni-yaku", "Negiyaki", "Ryukou" and "Nagare" are what we call "flow".
When the cameras are rolling, they don't show their bad mood.
- Ouch! I'm serious! Don't make fun of me! - Don't make fun of me!
Once the cameras are stopped, it's an emergency.
The two of them start fighting right away.
Kannazuki-chan doesn't back down and sits down.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- Is that all you can say? - I don't know what to say.
Then...
- Let's eat this. - Go ahead.
Kannazuki-chan cooks to calm down the situation.
But...
- Shut up! I'm serious! - Stop it!
- You're still angry? - No!
- No way! - Are you serious?
Their fight escalates!
- Are you self-destructing? - I'm back to my usual self.
- Are you serious? - I'm serious.
What's going on?
Seeing this, Kannazuki-chan tries to calm down the situation again and grabs the city.
It's either or.
It's not either or.
Hey...
Are you going to fight me?
I'm looking forward to it!
She shows Takehara-san's impersonation.
- I'm sorry. - I'm really sorry.
- No, not at all. - I'm sorry.
- No, it's not like that. - I'm sorry.
But it's fine. A fierce fight is...
Kannazuki-chan is a very good person.
And now for the questions!
In a moving car...
Hurry up and apologize.
- Zorzor, calm down. - No, not at all.
Are you apologizing properly?
About the fight earlier, the manager gets angry.
Kakahashi-chan and Ogasawara-chan.
By the way...
This manager...
She's the actress we've prepared for you!
That's why you guys don't sell well.
You know that, right?
That's one of the reasons why you don't sell well.
Of course it's a script...
But the manager scolds her.
Kakahashi-chan and Ogasawara-chan.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here today?
And now for the questions!
I don't know!
The manager scolds Kannazuki-chan.
And Kannazuki-chan takes action.
What will happen?
Everyone, please use the clip you have in your hands...
And guess what it is!
By the way, you can't spend money on products...
So for those of you who are correct...
We'll give you Kojima-san's shirt!
The first product is...
This one!
This season, even your teeth will turn red.
Your cheeks will turn red!
Hello?
Chizaki and Yuria's sweet whispers broadcast starts now!
You want to know, right?
Yes!
What is it?
I want to know!
The first product is...
This one!
It's a hat!
Oh, really?
Everyone, you can get it, right?
I don't like it!
Where did you get it from?!
I wonder if it'll look good on you, too.
It'll look good on you, too.
Everyone, do your best to get the product.
I want it!
Kojani-san, do your best to prevent it from happening.
Do your best!
Okay, then...
Everyone on the AKB team, please give us your answers!
Okay!
Ta-da!
Open the car's window.
She's very kind.
She's someone who embraces everything.
That's what I understood from that VTR.
So, while opening the car's window...
Should we get some fresh air?
Something like that, right?
Sounds like it.
I see.
Then, Kojiharu-san!
Yes!
Give me some sweets.
Sweets!
Earlier, everyone said, "Let's get some Negiyaki."
That's right.
Something like "frisk."
Ah! Something like "frisk"?
Something like "frisk."
I see.
Sounds like it.
Then, Ariyoshi-san!
Please give us your answer!
As I thought...
It's gotta be something like this, right?
It's gotta be Ijiri-san and LINE...
Ijiri-san and LINE are really close!
Whenever I'm in trouble, I call Ijiri-san right away!
Ijiri-san and LINE...
I end up pretending like I can't hear anything.
Then, the correct answer is...
After the commercial!
I can't get a job anymore...
That's it...
You know, right?
Make the atmosphere bad...
What are you doing?
It's bad.
It's a flag tower.
The two are severely scolded by the manager for fighting.
Smooth...
Open it.
It's good, this flow.
Suddenly, Kannazuki-chan pops out her eyelids.
What's up?
Water...
This...
This is...
Moreover...
When she drinks water in a sleepy state, she finally slowly closes her eyelids.
And...
As if seeking salvation from God, she looks up at the sky and...
What's that?
She's in a deep sleep.
She fell asleep, didn't she?
She fell asleep...
In this situation, it's impossible for her to really sleep.
This is a complete sleep paralysis.
A complete sleep paralysis.
And so...
Looking at the two being scolded by the manager, Kannazuki-chan's action was...
Sleep paralysis.
There's nothing wrong with it.
And so, unfortunately, it's incorrect, everyone!
Miao said it.
Miao said it?
I thought it was sleep paralysis, so I asked her about it.
But I couldn't help it because of Mienei-san's passion.
I couldn't help it.
It can't be helped.
I'm sorry.
I see, it's unfortunate.
But this product won't go to anyone, so...
I will...
What?!
I'll take it!
That's not good!
And that's it for this week!
We'll continue next week!
Really?!
Eh?
Miene, sell it!
Sell it?!
Hurry up!