AISubs v3.5
"Ariyosu a.k.a. b. radio station" which started again tonight!
Now, let's have the guests introduce the top 5 lines which men would like to be told at least once.
First of all, the 5th place.
It's really real. I can't wait to see you. I'm in a hurry.
Next, the 4th place.
It's really real. I'm glad I met you.
The 3rd place which men would like to be told at least once is...
It's really fun when I'm with you.
The 2nd place.
It's really real. I'm glad I'm with you.
I'm glad I'm with you.
Now, I will announce the 1st place which men would like to be told at least once.
I want to be with you forever.
No, it's not like that.
That's how lucky I am.
I see, I see.
Well, it's not clear whether Degas will do it or not.
I didn't like it at all.
Let's move on to the 1st corner, "Thoughts of rumors".
Let's move on.
Let me see...
I forgot "bosai".
"Kawaii" Rina's rumors.
Kawaii has worked at a convenience store even though she is an idiot.
Can you do it?
I can work part-time.
But I receive a lot of complaints.
What kind of complaints?
For example, yakisoba has mayonnaise on it.
I have to peel it off and microwave it.
I forgot it and microwaved it.
Mayonnaise exploded.
And I couldn't exchange it.
Excuse me, can I not have mayonnaise?
So I received a lot of complaints.
It's hard.
How long did you work there?
Less than a year.
I see.
I worked there until I joined AKB.
I see, you worked in your hometown.
So I worked there for less than a year.
Did your boss know you?
No, he didn't know me at all.
There's a reason why I got accepted.
I got accepted for my loud voice.
Loud voice?
During the interview, I was asked to practice my pronunciation.
I was playing tennis.
I shouted "Fight! Fight!" in a loud voice.
At the interview venue.
Really?
I said the truth.
Fight! Fight!
You shouted it out loud.
I was like "what?"
Did you really do it?
That's how I got accepted.
I see.
It's true you shouted it out loud.
You don't really shout "Fight! Fight!" now.
Kojima-sensei.
Fight! Fight!
It's stuck in your head.
It's not coming out.
Say it again.
Fight! Fight!
It's coming out.
That's right.
Have you all had a fight experience?
No.
No?
How old are you now?
I'm 18 now.
18.
I joined when I was 13.
I see.
Kojima-san too.
Kojima-san, you haven't?
I joined when I was in high school.
You haven't had a fight experience?
You're the worst.
That's why you can't rely on Kojima-sensei.
A fight experience is important.
You have to experience socializing.
That's right.
Let's continue.
Kizaki Yuria's Rumor.
Kizaki is more of an idiot than cute.
Is that so?
There's a little bit of heaven in it.
The other day, I got a hot dog and there was a lot of cabbage on it.
There is.
I thought it was a lot of cabbage, but when I thought about it normally,
Yuria said, "That hot dog has a lot of rice grains in it."
What?
The cabbage looks like rice grains.
It looks like it.
Isn't that weird?
That happens a lot.
That's right.
I thought it was weird that it had rice grains in it.
That's why I thought it was weird.
That happens a lot.
I see.
We had a meal together the other day.
Yuria-chan asked me for hot chocolate juice.
I drank it and asked the clerk if I could order another drink.
She said yes.
Then I asked the clerk for ice chocolate.
She said, "Why do you ask for too much chocolate?"
That's because...
I didn't hear what you said, but you said it in the end.
What is it?
Tell me again.
Yuria-chan asked me for hot chocolate.
I see.
It's hot.
It's warm.
Chocolate is quite bitter.
I thought about ordering ice steak, but I asked for ice chocolate.
I see.
So what did you think of it?
I asked for too much chocolate!
I see. I finally understand.
I'm not stupid.
I see.
I heard you can imitate the voice of Hotogisu.
What is Hotogisu?
Yes.
Can you do it?
Shall I do it?
It's normal.
Why is it normal all of a sudden?
Let's continue.
The rumor of Oshima Ryoka that we learned from a certain site.
Oshima has a terrible sexual harassment in the park.
Really?
While dancing in the park, Oshima touched the breasts of the members of the group, touched their butts and sexually harassed them.
What is this?
This is a victim and a victim.
You are crying!
I'm so happy.
Who is it?
This is Hikari Hashimoto-chan.
Hikari Hashimoto-chan.
She is one step below me.
Are you Kyoniu-chan?
Yes, she is big.
Do you want to touch her?
I want something I don't have.
Maybe you do.
But I can't have her in my arms, so I want to touch her.
How do you feel about doing it with Takahashi?
What?
But I've never done it with Jimmy-san.
It's rude.
I've never done it with him.
You haven't?
Maybe Takahashi is Kyoniu-chan.
I want to sit down and scream "Wow!"
Wow!
What are you doing?
Takahashi!
Like this.
It's a little expensive.
So you don't like Takahashi.
You don't want to do it with him.
That's right.
How about this member?
If you have one, you can be an old man.
If it's like this, I'd like Kojima-san.
Kojima-san is good?
Kojima-san is good.
He's a little...
What?
He's like you just now.
I'm sorry for you to offer your butt and boobs today.
Don't give me that.
I'll reduce it.
What's this?
I don't know what it is.
I'll do it.
What's this?
How is it?
It's smaller than I thought.
Size down?
Kojima-san!
Size down?
I'm wearing something like that.
It's a contract violation!
I'm sorry!
Why are you a little small today?
I put on something like that.
Something like that.
I put on something like that.
It's a little awkward, isn't it?
That's right. It's a little different from what I imagined.
A little unexpected person may be big.
Kawaii.
It's strange, isn't it?
But it's possible.
No, no, no, no.
I've never been touched by Ryoka, either.
So, in that system, it's quite dangerous.
Can I touch you from behind?
No, no, no!
We don't have anything to do with it, do we?
It's okay. It's okay.
I like it.
Let's do it.
What is it?
Ah!
How is it?
It's bigger than Kojima!
What!?
No way!
It's huge!
I'm happy!
Thank you!
I'm happy!
It suits you.
Go down!
Did you go up?
I'm happy!
Kawaii has been touched as a whole.
Kawaii has gone up a little.
Kojima-san is going down.
You're going to fix it now, aren't you?
There are a lot of old men, too.
It's funny.
It doesn't matter.
Let's move on to the next corner.
"Travia Mouse"!
Let's begin.
But first...
Travia's raw knowledge about Kawaii Rina.
Kawaii is so stupid that she forgets to put bra on.
Yes, that's right.
Stupid?
Can I say this?
What is it?
The next day is early in the morning and I wear a jersey.
So I wear a jersey and go to bed.
And I don't wear a bra at night.
And I wake up and wash my face and get ready and go out.
And I forget about it.
Yes.
Do you wear a bra with a jersey?
Yes, I do.
A bra with a jersey?
Yes, I do.
Can you open it?
Yes, I can.
Can you open it?
Yes, I can.
Can you open it?
Yes, I can.
There is a way not to open it.
There is a way not to open it?
Yes, there is.
We are not internet shopping.
First of all...
Can you open it?
To keep distance?
To not touch the fabric?
I'm quite a cat.
And my hair is quite long.
I hide it with my hair.
Hamasaki Ayumi style.
If I do like this, it won't fall off.
For example...
When you are walking...
Even if there is a mouse, it will fall off.
If you say "hyattera", it will fall off.
Then it will fall off.
But it hasn't been revealed for a long time.
But Takamina said it somewhere.
What? Him?
He said it.
Even though he is a director?
Director...
What kind of secret story is it?
He came to London the other day.
He said it.
Since then...
I'm quite a cat.
I'm quite suspicious of him.
That's right.
Everyone is paying attention to you.
He said it.
He is not right.
All of a sudden...
Takamina said it again.
All of a sudden...
A total of 15.
It's not much.
It's not much?
Yes.
Why?
It's okay. I'll say it.
The next one is...
It's about Kawaii Rina.
It's a trivia knowledge.
Kawaii is...
at home...
wearing only underwear.
Why is it like this?
It's always like this.
So, wearing only underwear...
But you don't do it when you're alone, of course.
When you're alone...
you want to stay as you are.
That's not how you use it.
But...
You sweat a little, don't you?
Do you sweat a little on the sofa?
Do you protect yourself with a T-shirt?
I don't sweat much.
You don't sweat?
Not much.
Really?
I do sweat a little...
But I don't have a lot of laundry.
But...
If you suddenly get a delivery...
at home...
what do you do?
I put on a T-shirt and pants.
You put on a T-shirt and pants?
I put on a T-shirt and pants.
And of course, I didn't wear any underwear.
Then you're like this.
You're like a UFO catcher, aren't you?
I see.
You don't think I've been wearing only underwear, do you?
And you don't think I'm not wearing any underwear, do you?
You're making me laugh.
I see.
Kawaii TV viewers know only one thing about beans.
Isn't it common?
Why? Why?
No one thinks it's true.
Next, TV viewers know only one thing about Juri Takahashi.
TV viewers know only one thing about Juri Takahashi.
Takahashi had a scary experience where his back was frozen.
Oh!
What?
For now, it's number one.
Let's ask her about it.
I don't know about it.
Sorry.
What kind of experience?
I went to a Chinese restaurant.
I was sitting at the counter.
The owner was a woman.
He was serving fried rice.
He was doing this.
Yes.
Do you know?
He was doing this in a Chinese pot.
The edge of the plate was broken.
Because it was too strong?
Because it was too strong.
I said, "Because you are a waste."
"Waste"?
It happens.
I said, "I'm scared."
I'm scared of it.
The more plastic is broken, the more it hits you with your right hand.
It's like this.
But I think it's a good story.
Is it?
Yes.
Is it good?
Khan!
You get addicted to it.
That's right.
While you were doing it...
Eat it!
That's right.
There were 200 stories.
Two stories!
Next, this is a trivial bean knowledge about the Oshima domain.
Oshima is...
The most slippery road in the Republic of Korea.
It's not slippery at all.
I wonder.
Most of this show is slippery.
That's true.
There's a proof video.
Let's watch it.
The most slippery road in the show industry is this scene.
It's small but...
I'm Nakihara!
Even touching this make-up is scary.
It's quite slippery from the start.
But Oshima's momentum doesn't stop and continues to slide.
It's fast.
At midnight, a tragedy happens.
Pay attention to the reaction after eating this seafood.
Your face...
Is it hot?
Is it the staff's fault?
No!
It's definitely Oshima's fault!
What?
This is the worst past.
By the way, with this broadcast, the show was canceled for two months.
I feel sorry for them.
But we did our best because we thought we had no choice but to do it.
That's right.
So you learned that you need the courage to refuse.
That's right.
With this, the show is over.
Well...
It's fine, right?
That was episode 12.
Next up is trivia about Kizaki Yuria.
Kizaki's...
Her kicks...are...amazing.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Zero-ho.
For now.
Let's not look at it.
That's right.
Then...
Can I do it?
Show me.
Here I go.
It's a high kick like this.
Where did you do it?
Like this.
Usually...
I prepare a manager or something...
I hit my butt like this.
Like this.
I often do something like that.
But I don't have a manager today.
I can only do high kicks.
Then...
Can you do it?
No, no.
It's weak, isn't it?
Where is it?
I haven't seen it yet.
Isn't it your butt?
It's your butt, isn't it?
It's my butt.
It's okay.
That's right.
Is Hizaki's kick really amazing?
Juri Takahashi, who has become a Degawa Iron Wolf, will verify it.
Are you okay, Degawa?
It's really scary.
Can you bend down a little?
Bend down?
No, bend down.
Like this.
Push it out.
It's scary if you see it.
Oh, no.
Here I go.
Damn it!
This is bad!
It hurts!
It really hurts!
What's wrong with you?
It's cracked!
It's old!
Your cheek is stretching!
It really hurts!
It cuts deep in my nostrils!
It doesn't cut deep in your buttocks!
It hurts!
It cuts deep in my nostrils!
It cuts deep in your nostrils!
It hurts!
It really hurts!
With that, we have 95 votes!
Wow!
We did it!
We're grateful!
Wow!
A new app is released every week!
Ariyoshi AKB's iPhone app!
This time, it's 15 year old Komiyama Alka!
Hello? Take me out somewhere next time!
It's a promise!
See you!
Bye bye!
With that, it's the end of the show!
Yes!
Kawai-san?
It's been a while since I did a radio show.
Huh? Don't you think so?
What?
Don't you think I didn't talk enough today?
Don't you think so?
No, you're right.
There was something missing.
That's right!
I was satisfied with you talking about fried rice.
That's right!
That's what I thought.
Can you do it for me?
I'm going to talk about something I've been keeping warm about.
You're going to talk about something you've been keeping warm about.
I'm going to talk about something you've been keeping warm about.
Don't cut it out!
I'm going to talk about something you've been keeping warm about up until now.
It's really funny.
A friend of mine came over to my house and we were eating while watching TV.
She said, "Caesar is good, isn't it?"
I said, "I like Caesar salad the best, too."
She said, "I like it the best, too."
I said, "Huh? That's your own poodle, isn't it?"
She said, "Yeah."
And I said, "Caesar and cheese are mixed up."
As soon as you started talking, I started doing this.
It's funny, isn't it?
Let's do it again.
It's funny, isn't it?