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Kawaii vs. Rina!
At this year's AKB Rock-paper-scissors Tournament...
We...
Kojima and Haruna...
Will crush you!
...defeat Kojima and Haruna...
...and entrust them to the Children of the Republic of Japan, Kawaii.
However...
I've never won Rock-paper-scissors before.
What? You've never won it?
I've never won it even once.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Until now, Kawaii has completely lost in Rock- paper- scissors Tournaments.
In order to lead her to victory...
She makes a vow of life and death in a shrine.
Today...
If you draw a fortune...
Today...
More!
Also...
She dances a popular dance and...
Also...
She dances a popular dance and...
More!
Popular dance...
The audience doesn't know what "popular dance" means.
She dances in a vineyard and...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Winner!
And unfortunately...
She lost in the first round.
If she had won a little more...
That's right.
It would have been over by now.
I'll punish you.
Tonight...
Kawaii will be punished.
If you lose in Rock-paper-scissors Tournaments...
You can't do it!
You can't! You can't!
You'll be punished by President Ariyasu!
So you didn't trust Lucky in the end, right Kawaii?
Well, to be honest...
You're honest, aren't you?
I'm not!
You're a youkai watch and you're excited, right?
We really want to get along with Lucky!
Because of you, we've been on the edge!
You lost today, right?
Well, Kizaki came here, so...
We'll win and get Lucky's honor back!
I hope you'll cooperate with us!
We'll do our best!
Why are you making me do this?
You just want to play rock-paper-scissors, right?
Shut up, you little brat!
Give me your Lucky Spray!
Lucky Spray!
Fine!
I'll put this Lucky Spray on you!
And you'll fight on top of it!
Now, I'll pour you your Lucky Juice!
Drink it up!
The more you drink, the luckier you'll be!
Lucky Juice!
Open your mouth!
Here I go!
Lucky Juice!
Drink it up!
Drink it up, Lucky Juice!
It's good, right?
It's bad!
Lucky Juice!
I'm sorry!
You have to drink it up one more time!
It's bad!
Here I go, Lucky Juice!
This is bad!
Let's do it!
Let's do it while our luck is up!
Here we go!
Rock-paper-scissors!
You won!
Lucky, you won!
Lucky, thank you!
Give me your award!
That's all for the first segment of the show!
On the other side of the rock-paper-scissors tournament, another rock-paper-scissors tournament was taking place.
What could it be about the other rock-paper- scissors tournament?
This time, we'd like to show you what it was like.
So, VTR, start!
This year's rock-paper-scissors tournament.
Kawaii has lost in the first round, but there are many other highlights.
Ariosu-san!
I will win and graduate as Ariosu-san wishes!
Go for it!
She won the tournament and graduated from AKB.
And...
I'm counting on you, Tsukaji!
She announced her graduation as an MC to her fans.
Kojima.
Kojima's first opponent in the first round was Rina Ikoma, who is currently in Nogizaka 46.
She wanted to graduate. Was it because of her strong will?
Rock-paper-scissors!
All right!
Rina Ikoma went around.
Kojima, don't lose!
Don't lose!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Kojima got excited.
As she graduated from AKB and became an MC for the Republic of Japan, she accelerated.
Go for it! Go!
Rina! Kojima! Don't lose!
When Kojima won, Takahashi appeared and got a little jealous.
But he said "Ario, Ario" and won.
That's amazing!
Rina!
Go, go, go!
Kojima!
Don't lose!
What's up with him?
She advanced to the final!
Win!
She graduated and is now facing Milky, NMB48's Miyuki Watanabe.
You can't lose like this!
She wants to win for Ario and for Zegahide and graduate.
But...
You look happy.
I'm going to win.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Winner is Ario!
She lost in the final!
I'm so happy for you!
Winner, and graduation of the show disappeared in front of her eyes.
I'm sorry, Ario-san. The show will continue for a little longer, so please take care of me!
Oh, it's okay.
So, the one who got the honor of her solo debut is NMB Watanabe Miyuki!
She fights every year, and never forgets the existence of one more rock-paper-scissors queen who keeps training every year.
Sexy rock-paper-scissors queen, Yuko Oshima!
This audience!
And...
This audience!
Give me your power!
It's difficult...
Every year, she performed sexy rock-paper-scissors for the Republic of Korea backstage, but this year...
No way, she graduated from AKB!
She's not here...
Is there no more time for Ario-shi's love of sexy rock- paper-scissors?
We won't let you do that!
Sexy rock-paper-scissors competition will be held on the backstage of rock-paper-scissors competition!
Six members entered the competition!
Each member will perform their own sexy rock- paper-scissors,
and Ario-shi, who is a regular guest on the show and a former queen, will appoint a witness!
Entry No. 1
Arius-san, I'm going to win.
The first one to challenge is...
Darunogare-san said I'm nothing and that I'm Tsurunogare.
When I heard that, I thought I might not be a woman and said it all.
H.K.T.'s Tsuruhara Toto and Sashihara Rino.
What kind of sexy rock-paper-scissors will they show us?
Sexy...
Rock-paper-scissors!
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good!
As expected of Tsuruhara.
Even in her boldness, she managed to win the sexy rock- paper-scissors.
How about it, President Ariyoshi?
You're already a candidate for the championship.
H.K.T.'s Entry No. 2
Good evening, Ariyoshi-san!
Since we're doing rock-paper-scissors today,
we'd like to recreate what we did two years ago and do it in a sexy way.
Please watch it!
Let's look forward to it!
Since it's my first time doing it, I'll do it too.
Tsurugishi!
The second one is Tsuruhara's famous actress, Tsurugishi Toto and Minegishi Minami.
Please watch it!
Sexy...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Could it be... Tsuruhara and Tsurugi have similar thinking circuits?
Could it be... they're wearing the same clothes?
How will this influence the judges?
Entry No. 3
Hello, I'm Yui Yokoyama of "Genie Hearts Lady"!
I'm going to play sexy rock-paper-scissors, too!
I've never seen anyone like you!
I don't want you to kill me!
She's been active since the beginning of the show.
Children of the Republic of Kissuido.
Yui Yokoyama.
She wants the Republic of Kissuido to do its best.
Sexy... Sexy...
Rock-paper-scissors!
You're cute!
Yokoyama.
She's now a 21-year-old adult woman.
She has both sexiness and cuteness.
She's going to play sexy rock-paper-scissors!
As expected of "Genie Hearts Lady" candidates!
Entry No. 4
Hello! I'm "Genie Hearts Lady" Natsuki Kojima!
When it comes to sexy, it's Kojima and Natsuki!
Actually, I want to be the second Kojima in this show!
That's right!
Really?!
"Genie Hearts Lady"'s Kojima and Natsuki.
They didn't ask for it, but they desperately wanted to do it, so they joined in a hurry!
Sexy... Sexy...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! Rock- paper-scissors!
Kojima showed off his sexy rock-paper-scissors with his pride and fantastic determination.
How will President Ariyoshi evaluate this sexiness?
Entry No. 5
Hello, Mr. Ariyoshi. I don't know if you remember me or not, but it's been a while.
It's been a while.
When I watch your newscasts, I see that many members of SKE have appeared recently.
I was wondering why I couldn't appear.
At first, I wondered if it was because of my age.
I wondered if young people couldn't appear, and I saw girls of the same age.
So I was very frustrated when I saw it, so please invite me next time.
Thank you for inviting me.
Matsui Jurina, who won last year's rock-paper- scissors competition, watched the show a lot and wanted to appear in it, so she applied.
Matsui is still a teenager, but even in a sexy rock- paper-scissors competition, she aims for the queen's seat.
Am I too young?
Sexy.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I see.
I don't like it.
I see.
Maybe it's not enough yet.
It's her first appearance in the Republic of Korea, and Matsui is embarrassed.
But she likes the Republic of Korea, so it's okay.
Well, it's okay.
She added a nose.
Entry No. 6.
Who is it?
Hello, everyone.
Look at my sexy rock-paper-scissors.
I won.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Lastly, in this year's rock-paper-scissors competition as well, Kashiwagi was attractive in her sexy costume at the venue.
Other members called for the winner, but...
How about it?
Sexy.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Using a sexy dress, they will compete in sexy rock- paper-scissors.
There are 6 participants.
Who will get the second sexy rock-paper-scissors queen's crown?
I see. I see. That's good.
That's amazing.
Everyone is doing their best.
Everyone was better than I expected.
Was it good?
They were very good.
Let's have Ariyoshi-san decide the sexy queen.
Wait a minute!
What?
What are you doing?
The sexy queen is mine.
Your video wasn't sexy at all.
That's why I'm telling you to make us sexy, too.
I've been telling you to shut up and listen.
Shut up and make us sexy!
I will decide who is the sexy queen.
The sexy queen has to be an adult woman.
Haruna-chan!
What are you doing?
You!
I haven't seen you for a while.
You still don't look good.
The sexy queen is...
me!
As expected of Ms. Nama.
Ms. Nama, it's been a while.
Who will be the sexy queen?
Ariyoshi-san, will you decide it for me?
Yes!
Emergency plan "Who is the real sexy queen?"
"AKB Sexy Rock-paper-scissors Tournament"!
The winner of the Sexy Rock-paper-scissors Tournament
including the members in the video,
will be decided by me, Aryu.
Let's begin.
The first challenger is...
Oshima!
Entry No. 7, Ryoka Oshima!
Let's begin.
Sexy Rock-paper-scissors, please!
Sexy...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Not bad at all!
Next challenger is...
Takahashi!
Entry No. 8, Judy Takahashi!
Sexy...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Not bad at all!
Next challenger is...
Kawaii!
Entry No. 9, Lina Kawaii!
Let's begin.
Entry No. 9, Lina Kawaii!
Sexy...
Not bad at all!
Sexy...
Rock-paper-scissors, please!
She did it!
She did it in the end!
Not bad at all!
This sexy rock-paper-scissors move...
Rock-paper-scissors!
...will be revealed next week!
She did it in the end!
She did it!
Let's begin!
Entry No. 10, Yuria Kisaki!
Se-e-ku-si-jan-gen-po!
Thank you!
Isn't it good? Everyone is doing their best!
Let's begin, Kojima-san!
Yes! Here we go!
Entry No. 11, Haruna Kojima!
Sexy... Sexy... S-e-x-y... Sexy rock-paper- scissors!
Good! You look good!
Good!
After seeing that, she dared to bring this up!
This is it, isn't it?
Isn't it good?
Let's begin!
I'm not a security guard!
Okasaki-sensei, please!
Yes!
Entry No. 12, Nana Okasaki!
S-e-x-y... S-e-x-y... J-a-n-g... Po!
Thank you!
What a great battle!
Let's announce the results!
I, Ariyoshi, have chosen...
...the sexy queen is...
Thank you!
The official IPhone app!
The autumn harvest festival with new games!
This week...
Hello? Where are you now?
...is when "Komiyama Haruka no Megami no Sasayaki" starts streaming!
Sexy, sexy, jankenpon!
Sexy, jankenpon!
Sexy, sexy, jankenpon!
Sexy, jankenpon!
Sexy, sexy, jankenpon!
Jankenpon!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Sexy rock-paper-scissors!
Se-xxy rock-paper-scissors!
S-e-x-y
Sexy rock-paper-scissors!
Show me "go", Jackie!
Sexy rock-paper-scissors!
Sexy!
Go!
Bang!
The Sexy Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament in which 12 people participated!
The one who will shine as a sexy queen is...
I, Taiyo, have chosen...
The sexy queen is...
If you'll excuse me...
Ms. Nana Okazaki!
What's up, everyone?
Cheer up!
It's an old saying, isn't it?
You can't be sexy overnight!
That's right!
Everyone!
Read this and learn about sexiness!
That's great!
I'm glad!
Thank you very much!
T-this is...
Ms. Okazaki's autobiography, "Three Steps, Appearance, More Less", isn't it?!
I wanted this!
Me, too!
I wanted it!
I know I'm stupid, but I can't feel it, so I can't even feel it!
Oh, I see!
It's amazing!
It's true!
Besides, it's only 1,200 yen, so it's a good deal!
Ms. Okazaki!
Thank you very much!
That's great!
Yesterday's enemy is today's sexy friend, isn't it?!
Then, let's all do a sexy rock-paper-scissors!
Please!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Everyone, do a sexy rock-paper-scissors!
Yo-ho!
Sexy!
That was Arioci & Kevin's 'Kyokoku'.