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Today we have a radio song special!
For two weeks we've been presenting you AKB's radio songs!
Last week we had three guests from AKB, four from HKT...
When I went to Hawaii the other day, they were buying sexy underwears.
What are you talking about?!
Last week we had an idol-like but extreme talk show!
I got a point!
Oga Sawara learned a legendary one-shot gag!
And...
We're a team that beats ghosts!
The youngest member of HKT, 12-year-old Yabuki, is good at everything!
Kojima-san is strict with Nakamura-san.
Yeah, he's strict.
I can't think of any words I can say on TV.
That's terrible!
I can't think of any words I can say on TV!
And on tonight's show...
Kojima from the Otoke family beats ghosts!
Next up is Izumi from Trevia!
Here we go.
First up is Trevia's knowledge of Rino Sashihara.
Sashihara is...
"Wakige" only grows in Japan.
Which camera are you using?
Hey, stop it! Stop it!
It only grows in Japan.
On the right, it grows normally.
On the left, it only grows in Japan.
Those two are borderline Japan.
The others are like "ubuge" and "chira chira" and so on.
But only those two grow.
Why do those two grow?
I always take care of them.
Do you pull them out?
I shave them.
I cut them.
And I shave my forearms.
I thought you'd pull out two of them.
People say it's not good if you pull them out.
Thank you.
So what?
If you say "that's how it is today," it'll probably grow.
No, it won't.
That's all you know, right?
That's all.
That's really all.
Two from the left.
Two, right?
What about the right?
There are 15 on the right.
15?
There are a lot of them now.
Thank you.
It doesn't grow at all.
That's all I can say.
So you don't have to shave it because it's thin?
I do other parts of it, but I don't shave my sides.
What about other parts?
Like my arms and legs.
Do you shave your arms and legs?
I do.
Like this.
Arms and legs?
That's all.
Huh?
Huh? Sash?
What? What?
Sash?
I see.
What? What?
Recently, when you were on location in Hawaii, you got teased, didn't you?
What did I do?
You said something like "You're so kind, Moja Moja" in Hawaii, didn't you?
Mojahara.
You said "I'm Mojahara", didn't you?
At that time, you said "I'm nothing", you said "I'm Tsurunogare".
Tsurunogare.
When I heard that, I thought you might be a woman.
I was worried about it a lot.
I was worried about it all the time since I came back.
Recently...
I said it all.
You idiot!
You idiot! You idiot!
You have no choice but to do that!
You idiot!
You drank it, didn't you?
Well...
Sachar's Trebiana bean knowledge is 160.
You drank it, didn't you?
Well, next.
Trebiana bean knowledge about Minegishi Minami.
Minegishi attended Peter's birthday party.
Minegishi.
Do you know Peter?
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
Magic?
I don't know.
You said it!
Well...
I made Mitsu-san become friends with me.
Mitsu-san invited me.
I said it with Takahashi Minami.
The members are amazing.
Matsuko and Deluxe.
Kaba-chan.
Chris Matsumura.
Yoshida-san. Fulpon Murakami-san. Mito Anna. Miura Anna. Takahiko-san.
You have a lot of members.
Yes, we have a lot of members.
What about you, Minegi-san?
What about me?
I have been removed from my team.
That's good.
What about you, Minegi-san?
For me and Sassy, we don't have a lot of feminine qualities.
We are not praised for our looks.
So I'm also removed from my team.
Minegi-san's trivia knowledge is 144.
Here we go.
Next, trivia knowledge about Miyawaki Sakura.
Miyawaki cries when she sees ginnan.
What is that?
What?
I hate ginnan.
You hate it?
I know you don't like it.
I don't like it.
My mom hates it too.
Your mom too?
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
You haven't eaten it since you were little?
You don't like it?
You don't like the smell of it?
I don't like the amount of it.
The amount is too much.
It looks good.
Ginnan is good.
It stinks!
Miyawaki, you don't cry, do you?
When I see Ginnan, I feel like crying.
I don't cry.
You're trying to cry!
You should come out naturally.
You're trying to dry your eyes.
Let me say the next one.
Raise your hand if you cry.
For now, Miyawaki's trivia knowledge is 16 points.
Tell me if you can.
Next, trivia knowledge about Tomona and Miyo.
Tomonaga's previous life was tuna.
You guys, cut it out!
Sashihara, is it true?
I've heard that if you don't like something even if you eat it, it's your previous life.
When I was at Miyo's sushi restaurant, I ate tuna.
But it didn't taste like anything, so I thought, "My previous life was tuna!"
Also, I like swimming in the pool.
For 9 years, I've been swimming like that.
It's tuna!
You can't stop swimming?
I can't stop!
It's tuna!
You can't stop swimming?
Yes, so I thought, "It's tuna!"
Do you ever feel like you're a tuna in your daily life?
The sky is blue.
It's tuna!
You don't have anything like that in your previous life?
My previous life was a Chinese monk.
A monk?!
You're cheating!
It's a long story.
Oh, really?
But it was expected.
There was a plan.
I see.
It's funny, though.
It was a 100-year plan.
Next up...
Television knowledge about Yabuki Nako.
The one who changed Yabuki's life was...
Sashihara.
What do you mean?
It's Sashiko-chan.
Why?
Before I fell in love with Sashiko-chan, I went to HKT.
I went to a lot of handshakes.
She said, "You'll definitely pass, so go for the audition."
At the time, I was still with AKB.
So I moved to HKT.
I thought, "I'll go to HKT, too."
You went from Tokyo to HKT and then moved to Fukuoka.
Is that so?
You really changed your life.
Yes.
What's it like working with the same members now?
Sometimes you don't know if it's you or not.
Because you like them too much.
Because you're ugly?
No, no.
Because you like them too much?
Yes.
I think you're the cutest in the world.
You think so?
Sashihara is cuter than Yumi Yabuki and Tomonaga.
But I feel bad for the others.
You're kind.
What if it's Mii-chan and Sashihara?
Sashiko-chan.
I like you too.
I like you both.
I like Sashiko-chan.
What if it's Nakamura Mariko and Mii-chan?
Minegi-san.
Tomonaga is strict.
I see.
I'm happy.
What about you, Sashihara? Are you admired that much?
I'm happy.
I don't think there's anyone who's admired me that much.
That's true.
But it's true.
It's rare.
It's my first experience of having someone admire me like that.
I'm happy.
You're happy ugly.
I'm happy.
I'm happy ugly.
Yabuki's trivia knowledge is 230,000.
You're serious.
We only talked about sassy stuff.
Next is trivia knowledge about Ugatara Mayu.
Ogasawara is making fun of Sashihara.
There it is!
This reverse...
I'm not making fun of you!
You're making fun of Sashihara?
No, I'm just impersonating him.
Ah, you're impersonating him!
Ah, I've seen it before!
Can we see it?
Ah, can we? I'm sorry.
You're doing it because you respect him, right?
Yes, because I respect him and I watch it a lot, I was able to do it.
When you're in front of the camera and you're trying to hide your face...
If you were to express it with "Koisuru Fortune Cookie"
Like a fortune cookie in love...
With your eyes closed...
I see.
You're often like...
Yes!
I see.
You're trying to make me talk!
When you're talking...
You're trying to make me talk!
Ah, even though it's frustrating...
Yes, I understand.
It was 95 votes.
It's the last one, I think.
Next up is...
Nakamura...
Is making fun of Kojima Haruna.
Oh?
Who is it?
Is it true?
It's not true.
I don't know!
I'm not making fun of her. I'm just doing it because I respect her.
Can I see it?
Can I? I need a chair.
A chair?
What is it?
A chair?
What is it?
It's Kojima's dressing room.
Good morning!
Hey, Nakamura.
She's strict.
She's strict only to Nakamura.
I'm scared.
I'm lonely.
Is that all?
There's more.
Kojima's famous line.
Good for you!
You can do it!
It smells like a joke.
It's when Kojima said he wouldn't announce his graduation.
It's funny.
It's when Kojima said he wouldn't announce his graduation.
I, Kojima Funo, will not graduate from akb48!
It's not just Kojima-san who's quiet.
There's Okazawara-san, right?
Okazawara-san is Kojima-san, right?
It's Kojima-san.
It looks like Nakamura-san got angry.
I'll show you my face.
One, two...
It's Nakamura-san.
I'd like you to imitate Okazawara-san.
Not at all.
I'll show you my example.
I'll try to distract you.
Here I go.
Not at all!
Your face is like that?
Is it that ugly?
That's not good.
What is it?
Kojima-san, you imitate his voice.
When he's voting.
Kojima-san's vote.
I, Okazawara-san, will not graduate from akb48!
You didn't vote for me!
You didn't vote for me at all!
62 votes.
That's all.
It's tough.
That's all for today.
It's been two weeks.
How was it, Sawara Ogawa?
I came here to do this.
I got new impersonations and jokes.
I got points!
Can you show us again?
It's a new joke you got from Tomonaga.
It's a joke I got from Mio.
I got points!
Please use it.
Thank you very much.
Yes, that's right.
When I come here, my heart breaks.
So, I'm going to be strong and challenge Kojima- san again.
Please do worse impersonations of Kojima-san.
I got it.
You can't help but laugh.
Please do it.
Okay, Mirei.
Today, I came here as a representative of both HKT and AKB.
HKT's Nako is like that.
She's young and cute.
But, when I look at AKB's Nako, I feel like it's over.
I'm not saying it's bad, but it's terrible.
It's over.
It's not good.
AKB's Nako is young and cute.
It's not good.
Please do it again.
I'll do it again.
Another approach.
Please do it.
Yabuki, how was it?
It was my first time.
I was able to do it without being nervous, so it was fun.
I'm glad.
She's cute.
I've done it about 210 times, but it was the most fun today.
Good, good.
Tomonaga.
Yes!
How was it? But I'm happy that you remembered it.
Yes, it was good.
Yes!
Yay! Thank you very much.
Thank you for coming here.
Yes!
I'm scared.
Yes!
I didn't cry when I saw the silverware.
Really?
You didn't cry?
I didn't cry.
You didn't cry?
Did you become stronger?
Yes, I became stronger.
Let's do it like that.
I was able to do it for the first time without being nervous.
Until now, I was a little scared.
Oh, really?
But it was fun.
It was fun?
Yes!
I'm glad you came again.
Thank you very much.
Yes! That's all.
I'm thinking about it for now, so can I say it?
You can say it.
Um...
Yes.
From now on...
Yes.
I'm worried about what will happen about my conspiracy in the editing studio.
What will happen?
All of a sudden...
I'm scared.
All of a sudden, 160...
I've said it already.
What will happen?
Ask people around you.
What will you do?
Um...
I'll use it.
It can't be helped.
Yes.
"Mojahara" and "Tsuruno" are...
Please remember this.
I just want you to say this word.
Currently, I'm doing it in "Tsuruhara".
He's doing it in "Tsuruhara".
Yes, I'm doing it in "Tsuruhara".
Please come again.
Yes!
Yes! That's all!
Thank you for coming!
Goodbye!
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Did you forget something?
See you later!
My heart beats fast when I see you running
I chase you with my eyes, love, oh!
The school bus always has a sunshine shutter chance
I get blown away by the wind, lonely (lonely)
Six months until school days
I don't write anything
I flip through my diary
If you're a cool guy, there are others like you
It has to be you, it has to be you
Absolutely, absolutely, it's impossible
I'm sorry, I'm just thinking about you
Love you, love you, I can't look you in the eye
It's fine as long as you're looking at me here
I don't want to lose you, love you, love you, I'm talking to myself
Do your best in club activities
Don't notice me
I'm sorry, I love you, love you, I can't look you in the eye
It's fine as long as you're looking at me here
I'm satisfied just meeting you
I don't want to cause you trouble, love you, love you, I'm talking to myself
Do your best in club activities
Don't notice me