AISubs v3.5
Ariyoshi akb iphone application This time, a draft has finally appeared for the first time.
Hey, look over here! I love you!
Saya Kawamoto's kiss video distribution has begun!
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Excuse me!
Kojima-san! What's wrong?
Staff-san! My hair has gum on it and I can't take it off!
Then, let's cut off the part of your hair that has gum on it!
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What did you say just now?
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Hey!
If you apply olive oil to your hair, the gum will melt and come off!
Hair is a woman's life! Idiot!
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Tonight's Ariyoshi akb application has begun!
For that, let's introduce the top 5 foreign world heritage sites we want to visit at least once in our lives and introduce our guests!
Then, fifth place!
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Top World Heritage Site!
Then, fourth place!
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Angkor Wat!
Then, third place!
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Versailles Palace!
Then, second place!
Grand Canyon, oh!
Old lady is doing her best!
Hey! I'm not an old lady!
Grand Canyon, oh!
Then, I will announce the first place!
Manchu Picchu!
Well done!
Well, that's it!
It was the world's third place!
How was it, Kaorio-san?
Well, you know, we are children.
It's impossible for children to be sexy!
It's difficult, isn't it?
I'm sorry!
No, no, no!
It's okay!
Well, let's go!
Rumors of the truth of the truth!
Well, first of all, the rumors of Nana Ohada, who joined us at the age of five.
Ohada is too honest!
Hmm!
But being honest is a good thing, isn't it?
Yes!
Well, it's not bad.
Well, next...
No, no, no! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Something extra!
There seems to be something, doesn't it?
Yes, there seems to be something, doesn't it?
Well, it's too honest, isn't it bad?
Yes!
You said you looked like an okama to your senior, Takajo Aki.
Wow!
Your senior, Matsui Sakiko, told you to take a picture with her, but you refused.
Well, to give you an excuse, I said I looked like an okama because I felt like I was an okama when I was talking as an MC.
And when Matsui-san told you to take a picture with her...
When she told me to take a picture with her, I didn't want to take a picture with someone cute because it would show my flaws.
So you think Matsui-san is cute, don't you?
Yes.
Really?
Yes!
Really?
Yes!
Oh, what's wrong?
I'm always asked by Nana-chan to take a picture with me.
This is troublesome! What does this mean?
Does it mean...
That you're more...
Not cute?
She's cute!
Kojima, you said you don't take pictures of cute people, right?
But earlier at school, when I said I wanted to take a picture,
she said "No, it's fine! Let's take it! Let's take it!"
She was very active in taking pictures with me.
Kojima, what about you, Haruna?
I don't take pictures.
Kojima, what about you, Natsuki?
I don't...
Natsuki!
Except for Kojima, right? I see.
Natsuki, who do you like?
It feels like we're doing an educational program.
Ah, you're cute!
We've only just joined, everyone!
We've only just joined AKB!
Is that so?
Is that so?!
That's right!
Next up, Kawamoto and Saya's rumors.
Kawamoto's life was changed by Kojima and Haruna.
Again?!
There was a draft meeting at the AKB group,
and at that time, Team B chose me,
and Kashiwagi and Shimazaki came to say hello to me.
At that time, Kashiwagi told me that Kojima is cute,
and he told me that he chose me.
And I think it was Kojima and Haruna who changed my life.
So you failed the audition for the 14th generation?
That's right!
So I didn't give up and passed the draft meeting.
So Kojima signed you up?
Kojima is like a life saver.
Does he still take care of you?
Has he brought you food?
Not yet.
Has he given you clothes?
Not yet.
Has he taught you how to dance?
He hasn't taught me how to dance either.
What's with you?
So you want him to take care of you, right?
Yes, I want him to get along with me.
For example, what do you want him to do for you?
Kojima has a good sense of fashion, so I want to go shopping with him.
So you don't want him to give you a bath, right?
You want him to give you something new, right?
And you have a different body shape, right?
That's right.
Please go with me next time.
Can I go with you, uncle?
What do you want me to buy you?
Can I buy you something, uncle?
Go away!
"Tatsuya Makkiho's Rumor".
Tatsuya goes to the same beauty salon as Kojima Haruna, who is a celebrity.
Kojima-san's special.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
We happened to go to the same beauty salon.
But we promised to go together.
So we haven't been together for about a month.
Did you pay for the beauty treatment?
He paid for it for me.
He did?
If you didn't pay for it, it would have been strange.
Well, of course.
But you always get money from your mother, don't you?
My mother always pays for the beauty treatment.
She pays for it for you, right?
So you got money from your mother, went to the beauty salon and Kojima-san paid for it for you.
What about the beauty treatment you got from your mother?
I have it.
You have it?!
How cute!
You got it from your mother, didn't you?
You earned it, didn't you?
What is this program?
How old are you, Tatsuya?
I'm 12 years old.
12 years old?!
You're still a child!
You're a mother?! What kind of existence are you?! You're already a mother?!
I'm already a mother.
You're already a mother?!
I'm doing it regularly.
Yes, yes, I understand.
This is funny.
Next, we have a rumor about Kojima Natsuki that we've heard since she was 5 years old.
Kojima Natsuki was so excited that Kato took a bad picture of her.
Ah, you said it!
That's it! That's it!
It's perfect!
How is it?
Eh?!
That's it!
How do you like that watch?!
You're not a man!
Where did you get that from?!
You went on a trip with Kato and you were excited in the bath and you took a picture like this, right?
No, I went on a trip and it was a reserved bath so I felt like having fun and I took a picture like this.
You took a picture, right?
I took a picture, right?
But it was fun on the spot so I felt like taking more and more pictures.
Well, you're both girls, right?
Yes, we are.
What kind of pose was it?
That's right.
I put my watch in here.
You put it in?!
I put my watch in...
This is your watch, right?
Yes, I put my watch in and...
Like this.
And I do a lot of different poses.
I'm good at doing gravure so I do a lot of different poses like this.
And sometimes you let go of your hand.
Sometimes I do it like this.
And your watch moves a little.
Sometimes my watch moves a little.
It moves a little?!
Yes, sometimes it does but I'm Lena so it's fine.
And I shampoo and rinse my watch like this.
And your watch moves like this.
How is it, Tatsuya? I heard you're playing around like this.
That's kind of impossible.
Because you're an idol, right?!
Of course I am!
Say it one more time.
Kojima's feet have been smelling good lately.
That's right!
What do you mean?
This is really...
It was smelly and famous, right?
It was a little smelly but...
Recently, they sell foot odor removal cream.
It's about 3,000 yen.
I bought that expensive cream and applied it and my feet started smelling good.
Right now, it's like a strawberry or a flower.
My feet are starting to smell good.
Really?!
They smell really good.
That's amazing!
Let's have Kojima do it for us.
Is it okay?! Is it me?!
You're making young people do dirty work like that.
Please put it on.
Excuse me.
How is it?
Wait a minute.
It smells dirty.
Do you feel the sun?
The sun is...
It's kind of damp.
Please smell it.
It stinks.
What?! No way!
How is it?
It smells like stinky strawberries.
Stinky strawberries?!
It's not like that!
It's not like you're wearing something that smells good.
You're mixing it up like that.
I'm mixing it up?!
Satsuya, do you want to try it?
Maki-chan, Maki-chan.
Please, please.
Will it be okay?
Elementary school student.
Ah, it stinks.
It's true, right?!
She's honest.
She's only 12 years old.
If it stinks, will it sell?
What is it?
Since you became cute, did something strange happen?
That's right.
Kojima-san will never say it, because she's hiding it.
Are you hiding it?
Actually...
You're hiding it, right?
I see!
You're hiding it, right?
That's right!
I'm definitely not hiding it!
If you're careful, it'll be fine!
If you're not careful, you'll never find out!
Everyone, let's hide it!
Let's hide it!
"I love you" No. 1 decision!
Now, in the given situation, they will perform an impromptu performance.
The best performers will be decided.
However, the winner will be decided by viewer votes.
Now, everyone, let's listen to their enthusiasm.
Everyone, let's say our dream together!
One, two...
We want to become actresses!
You all want to become actresses, right?
Yes.
I'm looking forward to it.
Now, everyone, let's listen to their situation.
They will perform an impromptu performance for a while,
and at the end, they will say "I love you".
Let's start with Oowada.
I've done a drama commercial before.
You're good at it.
Now, let's begin.
Start!
I had fun today.
Well, good night.
Eh? Wait a minute!
There's something I haven't said yet!
I... about you...
I love you!
Cute!
It was fresh, wasn't it?
It was very good, wasn't it?
Now, let's move on to Tatsuya.
Now, let's go.
Ready, start!
It was fun today.
Well, good night.
Wait a minute!
You can't sleep alone, can you?
There's something I haven't said yet.
Actually, I...
love you!
Cute!
Have you ever said something like that?
No.
No?
I did it with my imagination.
You did it well, didn't you?
You're kind, aren't you?
I feel like I'm doing it with a good hand.
The Republic of Korea...
Let's give up.
Now, Kawamoto.
Let's go.
Ready, start!
It was fun today.
Well, good night.
You haven't spoken much yet. Why do you come out?
Do you hate me?
I love you...
I love you!
She cried.
It was like a commercial.
I love you.
So far, it's good, isn't it? It's very good.
Yes, it is.
Natsuki Kojima, are you ready?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready. It's decided.
Start!
It was fun today. Well, good night.
Yes, bye-bye.
Kyaaa!
Wow! You were surprised and turned to me.
Did you worry about me? You are cute!
Wait! Are you angry?
Don't be angry! I'm sorry! What should I do?
Don't be angry! You worried about me because you like me, didn't you?
You are cute!
But you know...
Actually...
I like you, too...
I love you!
(Laughs)
Hey, this is too long!
(Laughs)
It's too long!
It's a lie! It's too long!
You're not good at acting, but it's too long!
(Laughs)
No, no, no!
No, I have a desire to move!
No, you don't need a desire to move!
I didn't need it!
You're hiding it when you say you love it!
I don't know why, but I'm anxious!
It's like "I love you!"
Oh, it's a pain in the ass!
It's a pain in the ass!
No, it's okay, isn't it?
It's a bit weaker than "fresh".
But it's up to the viewers.
Yes, it's up to the viewers.
Oh?
Can you do this kind of big talk?
No way!
Can you do this kind of big talk?
Yes.
Can I do it?
Yes.
Expressions of love.
Ready...
Start!
I had fun today.
Well, good night.
Good night.
Wait a minute!
I haven't told Tacchan my feelings yet!
Tacchan!
I... about you...
I love you!
I knew it!
That was great!
That was great, Tatsuo-san!
As expected of Mrs. Claudia!
That was wonderful!
I'm glad you were able to do it.
Can you say "fresh" one more time?
I want to say "fresh" one more time.
Ouch!
You love it, don't you?
Yes!
I... about you...
I love you!
Wow! That's great!
I'm glad you said that.
After eating pickles, she ate fruits.
Why did you say that?!
We'll post the vote on the show's homepage as soon as possible!
Yes!
Kojima Harada's Summer Report!
After this, Kojima Harada will say "no" to today's members!
Thank you for your hard work!
Kojima Harada's Summer Report!
Today, we'll attack this member's dressing room!
Thank you for your hard work!
How was today's show?
I enjoyed it!
By the way, do you have a catchphrase?
No, we don't.
We don't have one.
We don't.
We don't have one.
What should we do?
The four of us came up with a catchphrase together!
Here?!
Yes! Can we do it?
Yes!
How many catchphrases are there?
I don't have one, either!
You don't?!
Yes! The four of us!
Yes!
Are you ready?
Here we go!
One, two...
From Akihabara...
Natsu!
From Chiba Prefecture...
Noryo!
From Tokyo...
Makiho!
From Hokkaido...
Sayayo!
Together we are...
AKB Fappierow!
What does AKB Fap Clown mean when four of us say it together?
What? What?
Isn't it strange?
It was so fun and cute, and we can only use it today.
That's right.
I don't think we'll be able to use it for the rest of our lives.
Maybe we'll be called by these four next time.
No, I don't think we'll be able to use it today.
Yes.
That's right.
It's limited today, isn't it?
Yes, I think it's a very cute category.
Aiyaiaiai!
Aiyaiaiaiai!
Look at me for just one moment.
Realize my existence.
Look at me for five seconds.
Look at me who's close to you.
But the truth is, even if we look into each other's eyes,
all we can say is "adaguta."
If you could see my heart's placard,
you'd know how I feel.
If you could write "I like you"
in my heart,
even if I'm nervous or sweaty,
I know I can confess.
Just once, I'll pray for myself.
Look me in the eye,
Be brave,
Call out to me,
Everyone.
Put your hand in my mouth, Let's get the message out of my heart.
If only I could say "I like you"
Even if I want to change, Even if I look troubled,