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[Nankyoku]
Excuse me!
Oh, staff!
Can you do me a favor?
I want to see wild penguins,
so can we go overseas?
Where is overseas?
Hmm...
Antarctica?
Please!
Antarctica is cold and you'll catch a cold!
Let's not do it!
Huh?
What did you just say?
Take this!
You can't catch a cold in Antarctica!
You'll catch a cold because it's too cold!
Got it?!
Hello, we're AKB Radio Station!
I'm so excited I can't speak.
Excuse me.
Our guests are...
Matsui, Izusa, Sasaki, Uchiyama!
Nice to meet you!
How about you, Kojima-san?
It's a little plain.
Plain?!
So mean!
Can't be helped.
Nice to meet you!
Let's get started!
The first segment is "The Truth of Rumors"!
Let's get started!
Matsui Sakiko's Rumors, which we learned from Go! Saito.
Matsui is having a "kiss patience test" in her delusion.
You mean that "gottan" thing, right?
Yes! I love it!
Recently, my biggest delusion is having a "kiss patience test".
In addition to my delusion, if one day I have someone I like and we end up going out,
I'd like to have a "kiss patience test" with that person in private.
But in a "kiss patience test", Matsui will be the one inviting you, right?
Well, I guess you could say that.
For example, if Izuta was a man...
Well, let's say he was like Harajuku's Sabe.
What are you talking about?!
Let's say he was like Harajuku's Sabe and Matsui was like...
Izuta, would you like to have a "kiss patience test"?
Yes, I will!
So, we're going to have a "kiss patience test", right?
Yes!
The time limit is...
Well, 20 minutes...
No, 10 minutes!
10 minutes!
We'll make it 10 minutes.
And if you're able to endure it, we'll praise you!
We'll start with a "kiss"!
We'll do it like this...
But you won't do it at all!
You'll be like "hey!" but you won't do it!
So, we decided to limit it to 10 minutes.
But you'll have about 8 minutes left.
If you can't endure it, we'll do it for you!
I don't like that!
Why are you embarrassed of yourself?
I don't talk about delusions.
Delusions don't cost money or bother anyone.
I understand.
Let's continue.
"Izuta Rina's Rumor".
"Izuta hates Matsui".
Why?
The previous team was called Matsui.
At that time, they held a birthday party for me.
It was my first position in a theater performance.
I was impatient and it was my first position.
After the party, about three seniors called me out.
There was also a little girl.
She asked me to sit there for a while.
Izuta Rina, you couldn't do it at all.
Suddenly, she said it with a straight face.
The positions were completely different and I had more time.
She said, "You did it!"
I didn't know what to do.
The other members said, "Happy birthday!"
I was impatient and I was proud of myself.
At first, I didn't know if I could do it with my seniors.
It was more than a prank.
Did you really think so?
I thought so.
How about you, Matsui?
Five years ago, I was with Takamina and Kojiharu.
We did a surprise together.
It was my birthday that day.
I did it because I was told to do it.
Takahashi Minami is bad at it, isn't she?
Yes, she is.
She does it a lot.
She is a certain kind of person.
She is a director.
Takahashi Minami started it.
She is scary.
Takahashi Minami is the only one who can say that.
She has something to say about Takahashi Minami.
I'm not the only one who criticizes her.
Let's move on.
Sasaki Hikari's rumor.
Sasaki is still pitiful.
She used to be pitiful.
She didn't come to school in 2013.
She doesn't have a cell phone or a phone book.
She has never been on Nintendo's "AKB" show.
Did you get any response?
The fans said, "Poor thing."
But we're here for you.
Even if you're alone, you have people around you.
Mission accomplished.
I'm happy.
I'm not happy.
I'm happy.
There's a lot this time, too.
At the concert, when the graduates were announced,
Iwata ran while crying.
When I was waiting with my hands spread out,
Sasaki passed by and reached out to the other members in the back.
That's amazing.
He said, "Jump into my arms."
I was shocked.
That day, I was announced to be in Team A.
I was like, "Oh, my God."
Iwata Karen was in front of me.
She said, "Congratulations!" and did this.
In front of me.
But she passed by and reached out to the other members in the back.
That's amazing.
What happened to your hands?
It's disgusting.
I'm sorry.
I feel sorry for you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sad.
It's like rain.
During last year's rock-paper-scissors tournament, when she played against Shimazaki,
most of the members were cheering for her.
When Sasaki won, everyone in the audience started sighing.
I was surprised that Shimazaki was cheering for her.
That's right. The members were cheering for her.
It's like AKB.
I see. Shimazaki was cheering for AKB.
I feel sorry for her.
That's what Takahashi Minami said.
Is there another one?
Yes.
In 2014's "Toshiake no Shunkan",
in NHK's make-room, she watched the clock on her phone and welcomed the countdown "Toshiake".
All of you were together, right?
Yes, we were together.
That day, we were in a blank state.
It ended at 11:55.
We were all in a big dressing room.
But it was hard for me to enter that space.
It was hard for me to enter that space.
So I went out of the dressing room and went to a make- room nearby.
I took my phone and watched it.
You went out and said "congratulations" by yourself?
Yes, I said "happy new year".
That's so cute.
That's a problem, Kojima-san.
I didn't do it.
You just did it on your own.
Yes, you could have gone in.
But it was hard for me to go in.
It was hard for you to go in. It's not because you feel sorry for it.
It's just because you like it that way.
Maybe it's because I'm shy.
Really?
Well, it can't be helped.
Well, I'll tell you, Minami Takahashi.
I'm a good person. I'm a good person, so I think you'll be really worried about me.
Next, we have a rumor from a website called "Uchiyama Natsuki".
Yes.
The second generation kappa, Uchiyama, has abandoned the kappa character and is trying to go with the fried shrimp character.
Yes, that's right.
I don't know what fried shrimp is.
I did kappa on this show, but I was only called once or twice and I was lonely.
That's right.
I thought this wouldn't work, so I thought of making a new character.
Do you know fried shrimp?
Yes, I love fried shrimp.
You can put a food sample strap on your cell phone or make words like "happy fried shrimp".
Oh, happy fried shrimp.
That's good.
Thank you.
And I thought of doing a one-shot game with fried shrimp.
Oh, that's good. I want to see it.
Can you show me?
Can I do it?
I like fried shrimp, too.
Thank you.
I want to see it.
Here I go.
Fried shrimp! And then fried crab!
That's about it.
Thank you.
I was told that fried shrimp was not enough, so I asked for fried crab, too.
I see. Fried crab was good.
Thank you.
What do you want to do with fried shrimp?
I want to be the new emperor of fried shrimp.
More and more fried shrimp!
There are a lot of people who don't know fried shrimp.
It's very famous!
It's very popular!
Good luck!
Thank you!
The next segment is "Ask Us Your Worries"!
It was written in the flash that this show was worth 600,000 yen.
The next segment is "Ask Us Your Worries"!
If it's a big deal, I'll ask Kojima-san to solve it.
Thank you very much.
I was worried about this show.
It said 600,000 yen.
It's a big lie.
I want you to stop it.
Kojima-san, do you get that much?
I didn't get it.
That's right.
Because it's a show where school sweets are also cut.
I thought you'd stop it.
Stop it, really!
I'm not sorry.
It's okay.
First of all, maybe Rina Izuta is worried about this.
I'm a first-generation kappa, but I couldn't rank in the AKB general election held last month and ended up out of the prefecture.
However, Uchiyama-chan, a second-generation kappa, ranked 60th and became a future girl.
Kojima-san, how do you feel about this situation?
This is really the worst.
You must be worried about it.
I'm worried about it, but...
Is it real?
Yes, you ranked in Uchiyama.
Yes, it is. Thank you very much.
Because I was the first kappa and I'm famous.
That's right.
But after all, Uchiyama also has fried shrimp.
Why did you lose to fried shrimp?
It's weird to lose to fried shrimp.
I see.
Now, let's talk about Uchiyama's worries.
Okay.
I think Uchiyama Natsuki is worried about this.
Uchiyama-san, you ranked in the AKB general election held last month and ended up out of the prefecture.
However, I'm a second-generation kappa and I couldn't rank in the AKB general election held last month and ended up out of the prefecture.
Kojima-san, how do you feel about this situation?
This is really the worst.
I'm not worried about it, but...
You don't think so, do you, Izurina-san?
It's not like I'm not worried about it.
However, recently we've been in the same team, but we're really stuck together.
So I think she's conscious of it.
I see.
I think it's amazing.
Also, when I went to the AKB general election held in Ariyoshi the other day, I asked, "Really? Did you rank in the kappa?"
Yes, I ranked in the kappa.
She said, "That's great."
She said, "I didn't rank in the kappa."
She showed her highest self.
I thought, "Wow."
To be honest, you don't care about ranking in the kappa, do you?
No, I don't! I want to rank in the kappa!
You do?
Yes, I do!
Please let me rank in the kappa!
I think that's a good thing.
I wonder if people who are watching feel humble about it.
Izurina is like, "The kappa is me!"
But she graduated.
I'm the active one.
But I'm the one who's doing it!
Everyone doesn't want to do kappa!
Why do you want to do it?
I wonder...
How about you, Uchiyama? Being higher than Izuta?
Being ranked?
I was happy!
It's not about how Izuta did, but I was happy about being ranked.
But you didn't say anything to Izuta?
No!
Don't say it like that!
You were worried about Izuta, weren't you?
Because I did kappa recently, people told me I was lucky.
But I was reading fans' comments while I was doing it.
So I wanted to lose here, too.
I see.
I think Izuta is too conscious of herself and is nervous.
I didn't mean to do that!
Let's ask Kojima.
Yes, please.
Kojima, what should we do?
What should we do?
I don't think it's just me, but I'm not interested at all.
What?
It's important!
It's funny!
It's a lie!
I'm not interested at all!
The next segment is "Trevian knowledge"!
It's a segment where we evaluate the trevian knowledge of each member.
If you think it's trevian, please press the "like" button and evaluate it.
First of all, Sasaki Yukari's trevian knowledge.
Sasaki is...
Checking his online notes.
Every week, a new product is released!
Ariyoshi AKB iPhone App
This new product is...
Hey, hey, look at me.
I love you!
Okada Nana's kiss video is being praised!
First of all...
Sasaki Yukari's trevian knowledge.
Sasaki is checking her writing on the internet.
Really?
You're young.
I'm young?
Yes, I am.
I'm curious about my own information and what people think of me.
Do you know about yourself?
Do you know about Yukari Sasaki?
Yes, I looked it up and it just came up.
It says both good and bad things.
But there aren't many bad things, right?
That's right. There are more bad things.
For example, I feel bad.
I hate people.
I'm like a ghost.
I keep being told that I'm like a ghost.
Don't you hate it?
At first I really hated it, but now I feel like it's for me.
You have to ask for bad opinions.
You're like a ghost.
I looked up what people wrote about me.
I'm mentally unstable.
My mental state is bad.
It's annoying.
I'm scared of saying "happiness" all the time.
I can't leave it alone.
I want to protect it.
I want to regain my guts.
I want to bully it until it's satisfied.
Looking at this, you think it's for you, don't you?
No, but...
You didn't know?
But now I know what kind of character I am.
That's how you see me.
That's right.
What is happiness?
Happiness is my spirit.
My spirit is stable and always active.
When I say the word "happiness", my spirit calms down.
The word "happiness" is like a magic.
Can you say "happiness" when you are very depressed?
Yes.
Ms. Shinkochi.
Happiness.
My spirit is stable and always active.
When you say "happiness" when you are very depressed, your spirit calms down.
That's dangerous.
You have to be careful how you say it.
That's right.
I see. That's good.
Please be careful.
Right? I will do the same.
Please.
Happiness, right?
Yes.
I understand.
Kojima-san, isn't it like that?
When you are depressed, is there a way to cheer you up?
What do you do?
I don't feel depressed anymore.
I see.
I'm sorry.
Let's go back.
Sasaki's trivia knowledge is 248 points.
I'm Sasaki.
I won the rock-paper-scissors competition and got a dive ring.
Can't I have more chances?
I'm Sasaki.
Every time I speak up, don't fight me online.
I know it's annoying.
I'm Sasaki.
Kashiwagi-san will make me skip dinner.
Uwabe-san's kindness...
It sucks!
Someone, please make me happy.
I'm Sasaki.
Izuta hasn't returned 50 clothes yet.
What!?
It's not like that.
I just moved in with S.K. Potatoes.
I got along with Sato Sumire-san very well.
We used to go to each other's house without taking anything with us.
But we didn't have underwear or clothes with us.
When I borrowed it, I ended up having about 50 clothes at home.
I always forget to return it.
But I returned only two of my 50 clothes the other day.
So I can return the rest of my 48 clothes.
Do you borrow underwear?
I don't borrow underwear.
Why?
I don't borrow it.
You don't wear underwear, do you?
I don't wear it, but I don't borrow it.
That's right.
Is it okay for you to borrow it?
If I ask you, "Excuse me, but can you lend me your underwear?"
That's a different story.
Why do you have to lend it to me?
So, Izuta's trivia knowledge was 109.