AISubs v3.5
"Tonight's show" begins now. Thank you, "Seikenbin Kyomoku-kun"!
President, this year's Otapuro general election is over.
It's over.
How was this year for you?
I cried a lot!
You cried a lot!
Ueshiba-san came in 4th place.
I wonder if it's about time for that.
By the way, I saw it and I saw it again and again.
For two years in a row, I'm in 8th place this year.
I'm in the same order as Hannazuki-san.
That's good.
Wow!
AKB's Hannazuki!
What a coincidence!
Please play the song for us!
Here it is!
"Gachinko! AKB Club"!
Here it is!
This time, a club member confesses to a man.
Wait a minute!
What are you talking about?
Even if you're a club member, you can't date an AKB member!
Hey, Kojima!
You're still young.
If you're angry, don't be sexy.
What do you mean?
Just be sexy.
Come on!
That's why you can't date an AKB member, right?
You'll know that if you watch the VTR.
Then...
VTR...
Start!
Gachinko! AKB Club
Tonight, we invited a temporary coach to "Gachinko! AKB Club"!
The members who knocked on the club's door this time are...
Kojima, Nakanishi and Hashimoto, who are regular members but have no experience in selection.
Hey, Hikari.
Are you really going to be selected because you're in a place like this?!
That's nice of you.
And...
Stunts.
If you didn't get selected, you'd get money.
Shut up, old ladies.
Then you should go home.
What?!
What are you doing?!
Will we really be able to enter the preliminary round?
Three people show up with anxiety and irritation.
I'll do it!
Who is it?
This time, instead of Takehara, the coach is...
...sexy vanguard, Okazaki Nana!
Furthermore...
Today, I brought another club student to this club!
Matsuzaki!
- Huh? - Come in!
- Huh? - Coach Okazaki really wants to teach her...
...but a professional entertainer with experience in the Republic of Japan...
...kind-hearted Ame Matsuzaki...
...has decided to join the club!
Hey, Okazaki!
Are you stupid?
That's right! Only girls can join this club!
Shut up, you guys!
- What?! - What?!
Don't worry about me! I'm not interested in you guys at all!
Sorry, we're late.
- What?! - What?!
We're not interested in you guys at all!
AKB members are furious with words that are only humiliating as idols!
- Shut up, you guys! - Shut up, you guys!
- Cute! - Matsuzaki!
What did you come to this club for?!
To learn how to be sexy and confess my love for Yoshimoto.
- That's right! - What do you mean?
- What does she mean? - You three, listen up!
Listen up!
Today...
I want you to feel the same way as Matsuzaki!
Yoshimoto Jun!
I want you to learn how to be sexy!
Wait a minute. Who is Yoshimoto Jun?
- You don't know? - You don't know?!
- She's my partner!
- You don't know?! - What do you mean by "partner"?
I'm not interested in girls like you!
But I am interested in my partner!
- I'm sorry. - I'm definitely going to sell you out!
Matsuzaki hates women like he used to love Toshima Haruna,
- but he secretly has feelings for his partner Yoshimoto! - Cute!
When he appeared on the radio show "Mariyoshi",
he decided to confess his love for Yoshimoto!
- But... - I heard it as a joke.
- I'm not serious about it at all. - That's good.
- Do you want to confess your love for Yoshimoto? - Yes, I do.
- If I can, I'd like to succeed. - I see.
He wants Matsuzaki's love to flourish.
- This is it! - So, they came here...
- This is... - Where is it?
- ...where Yoshimoto worked part-time for a year and a half! - I don't know!
To learn about Yoshimoto and Jun's love for each other,
they came to a curry noodle restaurant where they worked part-time for a year and a half!
This is a curry noodle with curry roux that has been passed down in Chinese noodles for over 50 years!
The rich flavor of the noodles is addictive!
- Thank you for the food! - Thank you for the food!
- Cold curry noodles! - Wow!
And this is what Yoshimoto and Jun liked to eat when they worked part-time.
- Green onion? - Yes!
- Cold curry noodles topped with karami and green onion! - It looks great!
There is a lot of green onion under it.
By mixing and eating it, the sweetness of the egg and bitterness of the green onion go well with the curry.
Club members eat cold curry noodles to understand Yoshimoto.
However, this will be Coach Okazaki's downfall!
You idiot!
You! How dare you say that!
Eat more sexily!
I really like Shina Ringo-san.
I think she is a sexy type of woman.
If you think about it like that, you should learn how to be sexy and learn how to be sexy.
If you confess your love to your partner, I think you will succeed.
That's right! For Yoshimoto Jun Damashii, who is learning today,
sexy is essential in order to succeed in confessing love!
If Yoshimoto eats this much sexy noodles in front of Yoshimoto, he will fall for sure!
Sexy!
You did it!
With that said, club members also try to be sexy!
This is good!
It's rich and curry soup is mixed with noodles and it's delicious!
You are doing well today!
I feel like my head is going to melt!
It's better than blood!
You are kidding me!
You idiot!
They eat spicy noodles in a sexy way and take a breath.
But this behavior will affect coach Okazaki's spirit again.
Give it back!
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm eating.
You are eating in a sexy way.
My drinking style is not sexy.
Coach Okazaki says that drinking style is more common than eating style.
That's why we have to be sexy all the time.
This is a good example of it.
(Sexy)
Oh, come on!
It's like this!
It was sexy!
It was sexy...
It was sexy!
What are you doing, Hashimoto?
If you learn how to be sexy, you will not only become like Yoshimoto, but also attract your fans!
You will definitely get close to being selected!
(Sexy)
What are you guys doing?
(Sexy)
The intention is different!
Learn it twice! Twice!
Don't you think it will attract Matsuzaki-san?
Huh?
Huh? What's up?
What's up?
Hey!
Matsuzaki, are you listening?
By the way, you!
Ever since you came to this store, you don't have any presence!
That's right!
It's not easy to say what you've eaten and drunk!
That's right!
Do you think you can succeed in science like that?
Cut it out! Cut it out!
Cut your hair too!
Cut it out!
Ever since they came to the store, they haven't said a word!
Matsuzaki, who has lost his presence, and the club students who show their anger!
But!
As expected of you!
You know Yoshimoto so well!
Thank you.
What does that mean?!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Excuse me!
Yes?
What Okazaki showed to his employees for the seventh year in a row...
...was a picture of Yoshimoto, who had been working part-time here for a year and a half.
Do you know this person?
I don't remember.
What?!
He had been working part-time in this store for more than a year!
What does that mean?!
He was quiet, so I don't have much impression of him.
What does that mean?!
What?!
Yes, Yoshimoto is actually a big fan of him.
He usually tries his best to lose his presence.
So please show your presence on stage!
The next store Yoshimoto goes to is...
Hey!
This is it!
Huh?!
What?
Okazaki's store?!
What is this place?!
Huh?!
Here?!
Huh?! Do you know Matsudaki?!
I don't know anything!
I introduced this store to Yoshimoto!
Huh?!
And then...
Yoshimoto has been making this place his go-to store!
Wow!
Yoshimoto!
You're so cute!
Huh?!
There's tonchinpa in Shinjuku!
Matsudaki has been recommending this store to Yoshimoto.
Wow!
The price is 900 yen and the pork cutlet is reasonable.
Wow! It's so good!
It's so good!
The club members are very satisfied with the fatty and delicious pork cutlet.
But!
The reason why they ordered this pork cutlet is...
After this, something terrible happened!
It was the best choice to order this.
You idiot!
What are you doing?
You idiot!
What are you doing?
I can't understand Yoshimoto's feelings at all!
What do you mean?
Look at this!
What is this god-like cutlet?
Shut up!
This is what I want to learn!
If you want to understand Yoshimoto's feelings,
you should eat this god-like cutlet!
What do you mean?
This god-like cutlet is...
280 yen cheaper!
It's about 5 mm thick and thin like a god.
This is fried in the same way as pork cutlet and it's one of the popular menus, god-like cutlet.
The meat is quite thin.
That's why it's 620 yen and very reasonable.
I see.
It's a gentle rain that's hard to say that it's popular among celebrities.
Therefore, in order to understand Yoshimoto's feelings,
it's essential to order the cheapest god-like cutlet at a restaurant.
Wow!
The color and the shape are perfect!
I think she understands what you mean.
Wow!
The batter is crispy and the meat is juicy!
I've never had anything like this!
Don't say weird things!
It's the best way to eat tonjello and rice!
The batter is all over me and I feel like I don't want to talk for the rest of my life!
What should I do?
Don't be so serious, Nakanishi!
Yoshimoto!
You too, Yoshimoto!
Matsuzaki and Nakanishi are done for!
You're all so sexy!
All we have to do is win the confession!
Matsuzaki learned how to be sexy at the club.
Now, it's time for the real showdown!
You look like Satomoto Ryoma.
At the hairdresser Yoshimoto goes to,
she gets her hair set up to look sexy.
It's her first confession in her life!
You look different!
Thank you!
You look great!
You look different!
Matsuzaki is you!
It's you!
When I confess and get rejected,
I feel like I might end up breaking up with her.
But I haven't been able to take that step yet.
No matter what, I want to confess.
Matsuzaki and his clubmates show their seriousness with sexy airs.
After this, they convey their feelings to their partners.
It's like a good show.
It's like "Let's go to school."
Yeah, it's like "Let's go to school."
Yes.
Um...
Yeah?
Where are you now?
I'm at home now.
Oh, you're at home?
Yeah.
I'm coming close.
Can you come down for a moment?
What is this?
Oh, my God!
Go for it!
Are you determined?
Yes.
They've never dated anyone for 30 years.
It's Matsu's first confession, too.
I'm nervous.
Be careful.
Oh, my God!
You're a girl, aren't you?
Their nervousness reached its peak.
And five minutes later...
No, no, no.
What?
No, no, no.
What?
Look, there's something, isn't there?
You're a girl, aren't you?
There's something, isn't there?
You're a girl, aren't you?
No, it's amazing.
I got my hair done at a hair salon.
What?
I got my hair done at a hair salon.
Oh, my God!
First of all, Matsuzaki shows off his sexy hairstyle.
And...
Oh, it's coming out.
Oh...
Sit down.
Sexy, sexy...
What's this?
What?
No, it's a little...
He seduces her with his sexy drinking posture.
What are you doing?
No, it's a little...
Oh, my God!
What are you doing?
What?
It's pretty cool in here.
No, it's been a little...
It's pretty cool in here.
I've been doing a lot of things since morning, so...
You've been drinking a lot of people.
No, it's a little...
When I enter the room, I'm a little nervous.
Finally, the main subject after appealing his sexiness to the fullest.
When I was on Al-san's radio show before...
Oh, you were on it.
Yes, at that time.
It was like...
I like you.
He didn't take me seriously.
I want you to respect me.
So...
Is it a gag?
No, it's not.
I'm not saying it.
That's a problem, isn't it?
So...
I...
You...
I like you.
Are you okay?
I really like you.
I don't like it.
Will you go out with me?
Are you crazy?
I'm just surprised.
I'm sorry, but...
Well...
You took me seriously, so...
I'm sorry, but...
Is it normal?
You're crying.
It's just a part of my job.
You're lying.
Well...
What's...
What's not enough?
I don't know if it's too much.
I don't know if it's too little.
You're mean!
I'm not mean!
Don't say such a thing!
No...
They are nervous.
They explain the situation to Yoshimoto.
You don't know it's a prank?
Aren't you angry?
No, I'm really angry.
Aren't you angry?
Shut up, you brat!
What?
I'm angry and I'm trying to make you give up.
I see. You both know that, so it's fine.
That's kindness, too.
Do you like that, too?
I like it.
Unfortunately, Matsuzaki broke up with her.
Her feelings now...
Kind rain.
She's good at improvising.
Today I learned about sexiness.
I confessed my love to you.
The result is disgusting. Please wipe your tears.
But I can't give up this feeling.
Whether I'm watching TV or working,
It won't disappear.
So I want to tell you one more time.
I like Jun Yoshimoto.
I only like Jun Yoshimoto.
I don't like you.
Yoshimoto-san, Matsuzaki-san, I hope you continue to be a good couple!
I'm so happy for you. My heart is pounding.
My heart was pounding in the middle of it.
You're terrible, Yoshimoto-san!
I'm sure you're handsome because you're in such a good mood like that.
So, it's terrible for you to say like that.
You're treating me like a woman.
You're kind.
On a flowery night, I'll bring you happiness.
Orihime-ko and Hashimoto-san, please meet your destiny!
There are various misunderstandings, so please be careful.
Matsuzaki likes two-dimensional women the most.
I see.
Two-dimensional women, two-dimensional men, three- dimensional men, and three-dimensional girls.
I see.
Three-dimensional girls are quite popular.
Arios-san, as a senior, please say something to them.
I'm rooting for you!