AISubs v3.5
This time, we have three former idols who have blown away all the rumors to come and see us.
Isn't it amazing?
So, Noro-san, Sato-san, Takekawa-san...
I didn't say my name, I didn't hear it.
Yes, I'm Takekawa. Nice to meet you.
Noro, Sato, Takekawa.
The first segment is "Rumors of Truths of Truths".
If you know Takekawa-san, you know Noro and Kayo.
Noro and Sato have had a big fight.
Is that so?
There was a home party of a foreigner.
A home party of a foreigner?
An acquaintance's makeup artist invited us to go to the party and we had a lot of fun talking.
You had fun talking, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
And there was this person who was really cool.
And we were like, "Yeah, sure."
And while you were in the bathroom, that person started talking to me a lot.
And I think you saw that.
And on the way back from the home party, you suddenly started saying, "That's enough!"
"Why?" I asked you.
And you said, "Yukarin is more popular, so we're definitely not coming to this place together!"
And you started cutting me off.
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you? Are you really mad at me?
Of course I'm mad at you!
There was this person who I thought it would be nice for us to be together.
But since you and that foreigner aren't interested in each other, I thought you'd do something about it.
And you went to the bathroom.
When you had time.
That's right. You didn't even have five minutes.
But you said it was a misunderstanding.
It wasn't like you were popular or anything.
You said it was a misunderstanding.
And it settled down.
It settled down?
Yes, it settled down.
What are you talking about?
So it's not a big deal anymore, right?
Yes, it's not a big deal anymore.
It's not a big fight anymore.
That's right.
Let's move on.
You're from Nachi, right?
Yes, I'm from Takegawa.
You're from Takegawa.
There's a rumor about Satou Yukari.
After a while, she stopped doing serialization work.
What happened?
She was always doing ramen serialization.
Ramen serialization?
Yes, and every time she went to a restaurant and ate ramen and said it was good and took pictures of it.
I'm the type of person who gets looked at even though I'm not flustered.
I know that.
Yes, you're always the type of person who loses money like that.
That's right.
Since I'm always doing a series, I've gotten along with the staff.
It's become a bit of a mess.
As usual, I'm nervous and say, "Wow!" and eat ramen.
When I see that, I'm probably a little pissed off.
"This is work, isn't it?" I'm told I'm nervous.
Before I know it, the series is over.
Maybe I'm the type of person who makes people angry.
I don't know why, but it seems like I make people think, "Who is this guy?"
That's right. I'm also pissed off right now.
What's wrong with you?
I laugh at the funeral.
Ebisu Yoshikazu and women are sick.
They're sick.
I say, "Don't laugh! Don't laugh!" but I can't hold back my laughter.
It's like Yoshikazu.
He laughs at my funeral.
Don't laugh! Don't laugh!
You're laughing.
I'll say one more thing.
Takekawa's aunt who bought him from Takekawa.
Takekawa wants to sell himself as a calligrapher.
What do you mean?
It's called "body calligraphy."
I'm doing a show to warm up a beautiful woman's body.
It's like...
You're the worst guy.
When a talent is in trouble,
even though you're not doing much, you want to send a message.
Stay as you are.
Peace.
The words I send you will heal you.
Shut up.
Well, that's three big points.
Thank you.
Body calligraphy.
I do body calligraphy.
Can you write for Kojima-san?
Oh, I can write right away.
Oh, really? Let's see it.
Oh, you want to see it?
Oh, really?
In her 20 years of calligraphy experience, Natsuko and Natsuko Takekawa have developed a new field of calligraphy as a gyaru calligrapher.
They will show Kojima Haruna's body.
Oh, is it done?
Yes, it's done.
Well, let's see it.
Yes.
Well, let's see it.
I tried it as a sun-kissing goddess.
Thank you very much.
So, it's not like you're in a temple or something like that, right?
It's not like you're in a church or something like that, right?
It's like you're naked.
No, no, no.
It's like you're naked.
Next up is Trevianna Izumi.
This corner is where you will evaluate the Trevianna bean knowledge that you have.
If you think it's Trevianna after listening to the bean knowledge, please press the button in your hand and evaluate it.
Shall we start?
The first is Trevianna bean knowledge about sugar.
Sugar was diagnosed by a face diagnosis app that looked like Nagasawa Masami.
By the way, this is the evidence image.
Wow, it's A rank.
It's A rank.
It's good.
So you were very happy?
What do you mean?
So, you and Nagasawa Masami are of the same hometown.
Shizuoka Prefecture.
So you were very happy?
Yes, I was happy.
And you and Nagasawa Masami are of the same age.
So you were happy about that, too.
You feel very friendly, don't you?
I felt that and I was happy.
I see.
So you and Nagasawa Masami are similar in age.
That's right.
This is the evidence image in the first place.
You were 27 years old.
The next is Trevianna bean knowledge about curcuma.
Curcuma is...
an artist who has artistic sensibility.
Can I read this?
If you want me to read it, I don't mind.
No, you can't.
At the solo concert held the other day...
Yes?
Solo concert?
We did it.
What?
Solo?
We did it.
We did it!
The book is here! The book is here!
We did it!
At the solo concert held the other day...
Yes?
As expected, live band is good.
The sound is stimulating and feels good.
An artist like Sana did the MC.
This is really...
This is really bad when you're laughing.
You're making me laugh?
You're making me nervous.
What? Solo concert?
No, you can't.
If you laugh there first, it won't work.
As expected, live band is good.
Live band.
It's a dream, isn't it?
Everyone is an idol and everyone is doing it.
Solo concert.
Live band is better than karaoke.
The beat is different than karaoke.
The sound is stimulating and feels good.
It's stimulating and feels good.
And then...
This is it.
Next, you.
80p, 80forts.
Wow!
Next...
Takekawa's "tra-vi-ous" knowledge of beans.
Nachi is...
a former Ariyoshi fan...
and also has Ariyoshi properties.
That's amazing!
Why do you have it?
Didn't you do it before?
I'm sorry, I'm about to cry.
What did you have?
Actually, my revolution cd...
Aripy...
You can call me Aripy.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Aripy...
All fans call me Aripy.
Aripy...
Seriously?!
Aripy...
This is crazy! It's so useful!
Yes, at the time...
When 3,000 people bought the cd...
There was a lottery.
Yes!
And only one person won.
Aripy!
At the afternoon event...
Yes!
At the afternoon event...
This was given to Aripy by Ariyoshi.
Aripy!
It's a gift!
It's from Japan!
I'm sorry, but I'm giving you this so you won't get any money other than Ariyoshi.
This is crazy!
Yes, it is!
And it says "Ariyoshi" on it!
I see!
You can take off the blue one!
You can take it off?!
You can take it off of the blue one?!
You can take it off of the blue bag!
I see. Thank you very much!
He was a great idol, wasn't he?
His smile and kindness, I love Aripy!
Even if you say he's independent or an old man now...
He still has that idol-ness!
Yes! I think Aripy is an idol!
Aripy!
Ariyoshi!
Don't make fun of me!
Ariyoshi!
Yes, it's me, Natsuki Fujii!
Let's continue.
Next, Kojima Haruna's "Trevious Bean Knowledge".
Kojima doesn't complain even if there is no more snack in the dressing room.
What is it? What is it?
It's great, isn't it?
There is no snack, is there?
No, there isn't. It's gone, isn't it?
Two years ago, the budget for the show was reduced, and in order to raise the snack bill under the direction of the producer, Kojima no longer prepared snacks in the dressing room.
I see.
Until today, Kojima doesn't complain at all.
By the way, Kojima complained about raising the snack bill under the direction of the producer, but it was rejected.
Isn't there such a thing?
No, there isn't.
There is no snack either.
For me, there is ice coffee and a cup of bread.
What?
Is it because you are Ariyoshi Japan?
Ariyoshi Japan brings me a lunch box after this show.
I see.
AKB also brings me a lunch box.
Why?
Because I'm the one who doesn't eat much.
You don't eat much, do you?
I don't eat much and I don't have good taste.
You don't have good taste.
I don't have good taste.
I see.
So, you don't complain at all from the beginning.
You don't complain at all from the beginning.
I don't complain at all.
You have money.
You can buy it yourself.
You can buy a lunch box and a coffee.
I see.
No. 275.
The next corner is "Ask Ex-idols. Ex-idols' opinions".
"Ask Ex-idols. Ex-idols' opinions".
The next corner is "Ask Ex-idols. Ex-idols' opinions".
Listen up, ex-idols! If you quit being idols...
We'll give you a place to stay!
What's going on?
As an idol, when you go out for a drink or go out for a meal by yourself, you feel like "eh, is it okay?"
You're an idol, right?
That's right.
But if you quit being an idol, you won't be scolded by anyone for anything you do. It's up to you.
It's up to you.
It's not like you're causing trouble for everyone in the group.
No one cares about you.
No one cares about me.
I think someone cares about me.
But you know, when you're alone...
That's right.
I see.
What do you think about that?
But I want to be the breath of a foie gras shop or something like that.
The breath of a foie gras shop?
You're going to explode with emotions!
You're going to die!
You're going to die with that breath of a foie gras shop!
You're going to die!
You're going to get exhausted!
That foie gras...
That high-calorie ramen...
What do you think about that?
But I also drink by myself.
I like alcohol.
So I want to be able to go out and drink by myself like you do.
Is there such an idol out there right now?
There is, isn't there?
I might have been a little more conscious.
If you're conscious, you should lose weight!
Next up is Sato.
AKB members, listen up!
If you quit being an idol...
Everything will be a past glory!
What's wrong with you?
Are you bad at it?
I'm better at it than you think.
What do you mean?
I used to be a former AKB member.
General election is a hot topic every year.
When people who meet me for the first time talk about their first general election,
they say, "Oh, you were 15th."
And I'm like, "Huh? How many years ago was that?"
When you quit being an idol, everything becomes a past glory.
For example, when I go to karaoke and say, "Oh, I was in this song."
How many years ago was that?
People say that every time.
And it makes me feel a little bad.
It makes you feel a little bad?
You mean you feel good?
It makes you feel a little bad?
No, it's like you're feeling it.
It makes you feel a little bad?
Recently, I went on location for elementary school.
And the elementary school kids asked me, "What do you do for a living?"
And I said, "I used to be an AKB member."
And they said, "Why did you quit AKB?"
And I said, "I quit AKB because I wanted to work hard on my own."
And they said, "That's too bad for you."
And it made me feel bad.
It made you feel bad?
It made me feel bad.
I thought all idols in the past would become an echo of the past.
It doesn't mean you shouldn't quit.
You can work hard even if you quit.
If you work hard even if you quit, you can shine more in the past.
But if you quit now, it makes you feel bad.
It makes you feel bad?
Yes.
Next, Takekawa.
Yes.
Listen up, all of you in AKB! If you quit being an idol...
...you won't be able to use your phone number anymore!
Isn't it the opposite?
While I was in SDN, you know how you can't do anything, right?
And after it ended...
Even during SDN, I was wondering why I couldn't use my phone number.
And after it ended, I couldn't use it at all.
And I was worried about it, so I asked a guy.
Why don't you call me today?
And he said, "Since you quit SDN, you're not connected to Kojiharu or Shinoro, right?"
I see.
I see, Takekawa's eyes are special.
Yes.
Did you ask for an introduction?
It seems like it.
I can't get in touch with people in SDN.
I see.
What was it like when you were actually active?
Even if you ask like that...
You wouldn't introduce yourself, of course.
No, I couldn't!
I'm nervous about getting in touch with people...
That's why I'm saying it like that.
Even at the time, I was worried about it.
There was a guy I was looking for.
And now...
It was rare, right?
He said, "I'm recording right now."
And I sent him a message with Tomomi Itano.
Until then, I had been messaging him nicely.
But he said, "Introduce me to Tomochi."
And after that, I couldn't get in touch with him at all.
But then, Tomochi-sensei said, "You shouldn't do that."
I'm relieved.
I like Tomochi now.
If you introduce Tomochi like that...
What will you do when you actually meet him?
That's true.
I see.
Can you ask for his phone number?
You're free now, right?
I can ask for it.
Can you ask for it?
Do you have a boyfriend, Tomomi-san?
I'm going to be on top of Yahoo tomorrow.
Do you have a boyfriend, Tomomi-san?
Do you have a boyfriend, Tomomi-san? Do you have a boyfriend, Tomomi-san? Yes, I do have someone I like.
Do you have someone you like? Yes, I do have someone I like.
You're going to be on top of Yahoo tomorrow.
I'm not going to be!
But I want to say something about my relatives and others.
The people around me are all like, "Marry Ariyoshi-san".
Ariyoshi-san's support is really overwhelming.
Ah, Alipi's singer, Anpanman.
Yes, Anpanman.
But really, everyone says that.
That's right, that's right.
Thank you very much.
How do you feel about what you heard from those people who quit?
But Satoh-san, you were 15th place in the general election.
You're still 16th place in the general election.
I was in 4th place.
I still have a record.
I've gained some votes.
That's amazing.
But you don't know much about Satoh and Akari-san, do you?
No, but I've only heard about Satoh and Akari-san once.
Just once?
No, no, no!
I'm really sorry about that, but they're really short-tempered.
Next up, "Woman's Love."
Mario and AKB's iPhone app.
This time, it's Tanabe and Miku's super rare kiss video.
Hey, hey, look over here!
I love you!
We're giving out a lot of praise!
You don't know much about her, do you?
No, but I've only heard of her once.
Just once?
No, no! I'm really sorry about this, but...
She's really bad at singing.
A.k.a. "I'm really bad at singing."
My seniors told me that I was bad at singing, but I was popular.
I've heard that before.
That's what motivated me.
Then you'll be like that in the future, too.
No, no!
But I can be anything, so I want to be like Yukari Sato.
No, no!
I want to be like Yukari Sato.
Really?
I want to be like her.
Let's do our best.
This has been idol radio show with Ari Yoshimoto.
Goodbye!